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Ten Things About ME:

1. I am a Agenderflux (pronouns they/them)
2. Twenty Øne Piløts is my favorite band.
3. I LOVE to read!!!
4. I suck at like everything I do.
5. I am evil!!
6. I don't care what people think of me.
7. My Birthday is on August 2.
8. I want to be a cancer specialist when I grow up.
9. I am really lazy.
10. I LOVE poetry.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (doesn't everybody?)

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9% or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. DIE STUPID DRUG-DOING CREATURE!!! DIE!!!!

THIS IS PAUL. COPY AND PASTE THE
('.')
BUNNY ONTO YOUR PROFILE TO HELP
(UU)O
HIM GAIN WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!

If you've pushed on that (evil) door that said pull or vice versa add this to your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you really read all of these for some reason, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed (or did cry)post this in your profile

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted...

Girl Comebacks!

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Girl: Unfertilized.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really, I'd put f and u together

Guy: Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: Can I buy you a drink
Girl: Actullaly i'd rather have the money

Guy: How did you get so beautiful
Girl: I must have gotten your share

Guy: Your face must turn a few heads
Girl: your face must turn a few stomachs

Guy: Go on dont be shy. Ask me out
Girl: Get out

Guy: I think i could make you very happy
Girl: Why? Are you leaving

Guy: What would you say if i asked you to marry me?
Girl: Nothing. I can't laugh and talk at the same time

Guy: Can i have your name
Girl: why? dont you already have one

Guy: Want to see a movie
Girl: Ive already seen one

Guy: i am gods gift to women
Girl: god certanily has a weird sense of humor

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "girl comebacks"

Stereo Types:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy or I'm an ugly nerd with glasses.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be really fobby.

I'm JAPANESE, so I MUST dress like people in anime.

I'm FILIPPINO, so I MUST be extremely gorgeous.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER (with video games), so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRAILIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. (Renaissance Fairs)

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times

I don't like to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having a problem.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito, Kish's Kittie, Kitty Kat K.O., MewCuxie12,Theanimekitty89, TheFoxThatTrots, emokittychic10, SilenceIsGolden15, ScarletRavenintheSilence

92 percent of teenagers would die if Justin Bebier told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

FAVORITE MR QUOTES

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!" -Gazzy

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbies friend." -Nudge

"Rowr!" -Fang

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max

"You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers!" -Fang

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max

"Yum." -Max

"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel

"I'm only a kid! I can't get married!" "You could in New Hampshire." -Max and Angel

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -iggy

"Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang

"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total

"Who wants to sing ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall?" - Fang

"Bite me." -Max

"Bite me." -Iggy

"Bite me." -Nudge

"Bet you were kind of cute, pup girl! Rff!"- Fang

"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." -Iggy

"Apart from my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." -Fang

"Want some daiquiri?" "Is it traitor flavored?" -Max and Angel

"Do you know what's really sad?" "That pin-striped suit?" -Max and Anne

"And you are still a butthole, yah?" -Max

"Sexist pig." -Max

"Excuse me, sexist piglet?" -Max

"Max! The Maxalator! Maxime! Maxalicious! Maxster!" -Total

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Fanfiction is a site for girls who are deperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...)

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.

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Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.

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Fallen For You by Fangrules reviews
He Fell for her and now she has a choice to make: She can leave and die or stay and kill him. When Max agrees to oversee a lifechanging discovery the last thing she expects is to fall in love with her prisoner.With this comes death,love, and secrets that she didn't even know existed. Fax! Sequel now up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,569 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Fang, Max
Rebel Love Song by SilenceIsGolden15 reviews
Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel are six kids living in a neighborhood where everyone is the same and everyone keeps secrets from everyone else. A place ruled by status, reputation, fear, and hypocrisy. Can they survive such a place? Can love bloom?(Disclaimer: There are very touchy subjects in this fic, such as religion. I am not intending to offend or insult any beliefs.)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 53,210 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Max, Fang, Iggy, Gazzy/The Gasman
Nox not Max (Dakota not Max Rewrite) by JustanAutumn reviews
The Flock thought I was a traitor. They decided to head out and search for Iggy, who was taken by the School, without me. While I was moping over my loss, the School captured me too. When I find Iggy, we discover new powers and appearances. In 2 months we are changed into new people and we break out. That's when the Flock shows up wanting me back.. Fax and Miggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Max, Iggy
Angst OneShots by SilenceIsGolden15 reviews
This is a collection of angst oneshots, obviously, that i thought up. Most will be songfics, and center around mostly Fang and Max, with a touch of the rest of the flock. All will be open ended, and i dont mind if you use these ideas to start your own fic. Note: I just randomly jotted these down as i thought of them, so they might be bad. But every author is critical of their work.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 50,967 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/29/2017 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Max, Fang
Silent Gravity by basketballchick13 reviews
Max's hiding a dangerous secret. Fang is determined to find out what it is. When put together for an English project, Fang gets the chance to get to know Max...whether she likes it or not. Once they get to know each other, Max finds out that Fang may be responsible for everything wrong in her life. Can she forgive him or will they be ripped apart. Fax, Niggy, Ella/Dylan
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 65 - Words: 82,761 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 1/10/2017 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy
Since Forever by MaybeInAnotherLife reviews
Max is going to college and has a group of friends called "The Flock." Somehow Fang, Max's childhood friend has still found a way into her life when all she wants is to forget about him. What happens when Max needs a fake boyfriend and accidentally finds herself with the last person she ever wants to be with, Fang? First Fanfiction Ever! FAX! Hope you guys enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,193 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Max, Fang
Silent Sorrows by MissunderstoodPoet reviews
Max is bullied and called names, but when her brother joins in on the teasing she knows she can't take it anymore. She's been cutting to the relieve the pain and her arms are covered in scars. When a new kid comes around will he be able to heal her wounds? Or will Max continue to suffer in silence? Rated M for cutting and language. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,702 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 11/22/2012 - [Max, Fang] Iggy
Runaway Home by AnnaMapple reviews
Max doesn't have the best luck when her parents get into a crash and she gets split up with the only family she has, everything is completely wrong in her life up until she runs away... No wings... Will be slight FAX further on
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 40,116 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 1/2/2015 - [Max, Fang] Ari B.
Beginning Again by Saxicat28 reviews
Max and Fang were best friends as kids but Fang had to move away. 7 years later he moves back. What will happen? Fax? Storieis better than summary-Fax-first fanfic
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 2/16/2016
Last Stories by Ink-Bee reviews
Max is a foster child, moving into a new foster home. She's got secrets, and plans to keep them. However, her family wants to know more about this mysterious girl . Max, as indestructible as she is: can her new family get her to open up? Can she resist the dark, silent boy living next door? (adopted)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,283 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 8/6/2015 - [Fang, Max] [Ella, Iggy]
Waiting For The Reaper by BrokenGlass115 reviews
Max grew up with abusive foster parents all her life. When she gets a knew family will things be the same or the complete opposite. Find out for yourself. Updated! Fax! Slight cussing
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 8/2/2015
Taco Tuesday by DeeDee The Dragon-Cat reviews
Street fighter Nick- AKA Fang- works at Taco Bell to get extra cash. When Max runs into the restaurant one night, he has no idea what he is getting into when not giving her a discount. Let's just say that she doesn't forget things easily...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 7/14/2015
A New Beginning by heartofglass99 reviews
Max Ride, 17, and Fang Walker, 18, are both high school students who ran away from their abusive foster parents. After an unlikely meeting between the two, will they manage to stay hidden from the police? While traveling together, how will they handle the inevitable romance developing? Fax! No wings, AU. Minor Eggy/Nazzy. (author formerly MaximumRider99)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 175,689 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 5/7/2014 - [Max, Fang] Ella, V. Martinez - Complete
Silent Birdie by YourMoosyFate reviews
AU ALL HUMAN. Max's dad died and her mom, who is not Dr. M, married an abusive jerk. Max stops speaking. After two years a boy, Fang of course, comes to save Max. Can Mr. Quiet get Max to start talking again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,279 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Max, Fang
You Lost My Trust, But Here's Another Chance by eternalreader62 reviews
Max was best friends with Fang, but that all changed when Max's mom died. Jeb started to be violent at home. She was going to tell Fang but instead found him with the school slut Lissa. Their friendship was lost and she started getting bullied. She couldn't tell anyone. But does that all change when she and Fang have to work together for school and he sees the scars?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,690 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Max, Fang
My Dark Guardian Angel by D.D.B chick reviews
"I don't need you to protect me Fang! That's not your job ok? There was a time when I was weak and fragile and I needed you for everything. But things have changed-I've changed! I don't need your protection and guidence." Fang looked down, even though his face was stotic I knew he was hurt. "I just need you to love me," I whispered before flying away from him, never turning back.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,533 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Max, Fang
17 Stages of an Eighth Grade Relationship by heartofglass99 reviews
Based on "Seventeen Stages of an Eighth Grade Relationship" on Buzzfeed. When Maximum Ride develops a crush on Fang, her best friend, which he returns, will things work out for them? Or will their seemingly doomed middle school relationship take a turn for the worst? AU, AH. Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Max, Fang
Ride of Your Life by Special Kid reviews
Max needs to get through a new school, fun right? No, It's not. But along the way, Max and her sister, Ella, make friends. Max encounters a mysterious boy with a dark personality. Everyone knows him as Fang, and all the girls swoon over him. Will Max fall for his charm though? 'Cause Max has already been put through the ride of her life.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Fang, Max] [Ella, Iggy]
Wanted Relieve by TheDarkAngelofAwesome reviews
Sequel to Wanted Hurt. Max's struggle with cutting, suicide, depression, and her tramautic past. Fax and Eggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,914 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Max, Fang
Dear FanFiction: The Flock by heartofglass99 reviews
If they could send letters to FanFiction, what would the Flock and other Maximum Ride characters write? Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Complete
Wings by heartofglass99 reviews
Even though the world was saved, the flock will never know what it's like to be settled down. What happens when Ella's desire to have wings overtakes her concern for her and her friends' safety? On the other hand, can Max and Fang admit their feelings for each other amidst high school drama and other problems? Fax. Eggy. Mild T. Full summary inside. *ON HIATUS*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,289 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Max, Fang] [Iggy, Ella]
Sergeant Nikolaus Salvatore by imfallingforyoureyes102 reviews
Hes a US Sergeant. Shes a college student.When Dartmouth's History Department starts a penpal program with the US Navy/Army, Max finds herself writing to none other than Sergeant Salvatore-or Fang, as he prefers.Word by word, the two find each other and realize they are not all that e only thing separating them is an ocean and a war.But hey, love's a war itself. HUMAN
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,519 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Max, Fang
An Enchanted Curse by BirdKidKirby reviews
Maximum Ride goes missing after saving her sister. What the townspeople don't know is she was captured by cursed half-animal, half-humans, and their leader may just be stealing her heart. AU, FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,075 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [Max, Fang]
Life, My Battlefield by That Person1234567890 reviews
Just the typical Max gets pregnant, Fang has a sister, Dylan's a pest, OC filled, action packed story full of fights, betrayal, death, and plenty of questions to keep you on your toes. Who will survive? Who will fight? And most importantly, who will live to take another breath, because sometimes "I want to live life, and on other occasions I just want it to end…"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 118,915 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - OC - Complete
Sir, Yes, Sir by lavalamp29 reviews
Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,610 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Max, Fang
Fall For Me by Fangrules reviews
It's been 18 years since FFY and Zailiel is all grown up. The only problem? The Betrayers still want her, her father is over controlling, her mother is chained in Hell, the Nephilim are dying and let's not mention the fact that she's fallen in love with a human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Fang, Max
Avenging Angels by Avenging Angels reviews
10 years ago they watched her fall. The Great, Indestructible, Invincible, Maximum Ride brought down after the ultimate act. Protecting those she loved most...those she left behind. The Flock disbanded- Full summary inside. Reviews are greatly appreciated
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 81 - Words: 160,046 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Max - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
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You Killed Me (Rewrite) reviews
A group of kids bully Fang, but Max and Maya are the only two in the group that don't join in. When the group tries to pressure them into it, what will happen? The Story will be better than the summary.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 4/19/2015
Apocylpse reviews
What will happen when Max and her sisters get captured? Sorry, i suck at summaries, but the plot is better than the summary. FAX later on.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2015
Tears of Blood reviews
Max is abused and she is on the verge of killing herself! What happens when her best friend catches her attempting to kill herself?FAX l
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2015 - [Fang, Max]