Mirabilia= Amazing in Latin. I am an old soul. I am a girl. I may be shy, but if you threaten me, you are going to wish you were never born. I am always just and fair. I am strange. I do not use the word wierd because everybody uses it so it no longer has any meaning. I can't seem to fit many jokes into my stories. If you want jokes, check out my friend's stories. Her username is Araneae Siqua. I write relevant fanfictiions that make sense. I basically write story chapters. My alias is E.J. Stern I am a funny person. Bananas Was that funny? No, ok... *sniffs* I hope you like my stories. I am a Ravenclaw. Or I think I'm a Ravenclaw. I think my house changes depending on my mood. Bow Ties are cool. Cool is NOT cool. I am a jedi. I am Wonder Woman. I own a unicorn. Do you think I 'm amazing now. Yeah you do... My favorite book series is Harry Potter. My favorite TV show is Doctor Who. My favorite two parter is "The End of Time." rycbar123 I hope you know what that is. Or else I will find you. And I will kill you. My favorite movie series is Star Wars Star Trek is horrible. I am as cool as Rory Williams. I make Chuck Norris eat his veggies. My favorite colors are, Red and Blue. Which evidently are 3D glasses colors. Cherries I hate cherries. E.J. Stern is a character I made up but I wont know that. I'll think I am him/her and I dont want to do something stupid like eat a cherry. 1 BAD WOLF What I think every time I hear Hedwig's Theme: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *sobbing* I can use the force. You are not alone. YANA I own a ligtsaber. 2 Come along pond. I went to Ollivanders and all I got was a sonic screwdriver. 3 Blank Space Gibberish Pears 4 4% is an F. 4 cherries are somethings I dont want to eat. 5 5 school days. 5th book in the series is "Order of The Phoenix." 6 6 6 6 7 7 7 8 8 8 9 9 9 10 10 10 11 11 11 12 12 12 13 13 13 Now I'm just getting crazy.