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Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, and Claymore.

If you think it's unfair Deidara comitted suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes


FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

and last but not least:
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".


January 16. 2010.

If you ask me to BETA an LOTR fic and the dialogue looks like this, I will crawl out into my computer screen and out of yours JUST to claim the honor of KILLING you.

"Hey you!" a voice called from behind him.
"What?" Legolas answered, recognizing the voice as one of his fellow soldiers.
"My prince, we're screwed man. That little twerp Gollum just ran up a tree, and it's tougher than shit to get him down."
"Well, did y'all just leave him?"
"Yeah, we left him up there to cool his heels, but Orcs are coming! We're gonna need your help!"


January 19. 2010.

Random Quiz!!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"The trillium has three axes of symmetry suggesting an equilateral triangle."- Do not Ask...

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My reflection? LOL :D

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Judge Judy LOL (I'm so OLD)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

Seven pm.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:36pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

An angry person screaming at Judge Joe Brown. LOL

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Like two hours ago. I was looking for the mail.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

I was reading a fabulous review. LOL

9. What are you wearing?

A black and white sleeveless sweater with dark wash jeans and tall 'Round-heel Timberlands.'

10. What did you dream last night?

I dreamt that I was killed. No junk. It was pretty painful actually...

11. When did you last laugh?

Maybe five minutes ago? I can't keep track.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

...Paint?

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I saw a parody on Snuggie Blankets. It was righteous. :))

14. What do you think of this survey?

Its alright.

15. What is the last film you saw?

I saw the Extended Version of FOTR. I was stoked.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Legolas. And Orlando Bloom. I'm not sure how it'll work but I would.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I like candy but I would prefer fruit over candy any day.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would rocket launch Beyonce and Jay-Z into the center of a volcano.

19. George Bush:

Is a toolbox.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Silivien Hirilaeg. It's a well thought out name.

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Tologer Culas. It is ALSO well thought out.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Hells yah!!


What people think

Pick the ones that fit you (ones in bold fit me)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm WICCAN so I MUST be evil.


1.YOUR REAL NAME: Ericka

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Eriizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Cheetah (I keep thinking of Cheetos)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Levon Fowler

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Waleroya

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Sprite (I LIKE IT :P)

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mom's middle name):

Rleavde(Weird...)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Anne

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Buddy

10. YOUR COW NAME: (put the first 4 letters of your name in, then moo): Eric Moo

11. YOUR PARROT NAME: (put the first 2 letters of your name in, then birdy): Erbirdy

12. YOUR FAKE NAME: (put the last 3 letters of your last name in, the closest letter of the middle of your middle name, then the first 2 letters of your first name in): Alkver (Has a nice ring to it...LOL)

13. YOUR POPTROPICA NAME: (put your favorite color in, then your favorite thing in outerspace that you can see at night): Blue Stars (Reminds me of Varda Elentari)

14. YOUR POKEMON NAME: (Your favorite color then your month of birth . color first name month last name.): Blue April

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction then put this into your profile.

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing ever to be called "music", and that rappers are wannabes who are being paid to make fools of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile, And always remember. Crap can't ever be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you think life without computers would be useless then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a book character, copy this to your profile. (Legolas, Thranduil, Eragon, Aragorn, The twins etc...

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

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Of Things Misplaced by Caeleinn reviews
Items, affections, priorities, even people can all become misplaced. So how does a modern woman cope when she finds herself in a world where magic isn't a myth and dragons really do exist? Features everyone from DA2, plus one OC. Cover: Anders artwork used with permission from Sirenne at Deviant Art. Female stock photo from Lisajen-stock at Deviant Art.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 137,442 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Anders, OC, Sebastian V., Hawke (F)
Together Or Not At All by RogueHunter06 reviews
"What in the Maker's name were you supposed to do when you liked a woman?" It's a question Alistair has asked himself far too many times since unexpectedly meeting her in the Wilds. And though he knows he should be focusing on the Blight, he can't seem to help himself around her - from falling deeper into his attraction for her. *OC, Cousland Warden with Morrigan, M for lemons*
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 398,948 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 2/22/2013 - [Alistair, OC] [Cousland, Morrigan] - Complete
Of Nobles and Bastards by Rosie84 reviews
A nobleman's daughter with a shady past and a bastard with royal blood – the only surviving Grey Wardens after the Battle of Ostagar. Together they must overcome many obstacles in their quest to save Ferelden from a Blight. But, who will save them from themselves? Will they find the happiness they seek, or will duty and honour keep them apart?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Alistair, Cousland
Road To Rohan by AlmaGemela reviews
Rem swallowed, a tremble shivering through her limbs. Goosebumps were blossoming across her skin, and deep down she knew it had little to do with the chilly water... Girl falls into Middle Earth with a twist: she hates Legolas and wants to leave
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 148,164 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Legolas, OC
Royal Retribution by JenniferHawke reviews
5 years after the Chantry explosion, Fenris is one of Sebastian's greatest friends and business partners. But Sebastian is still on the hunt for the elf's former lover Hawke, and Anders. When the couple are discovered, Fenris is put to the ultimate test. A sequel to 'Two's Company, Three's a Crowd' but not necessary to read it first. Art by: GIVEthemHORNS on deviantart. COMPLETE.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,999 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Anders, Fenris, Sebastian V., Hawke (F) - Complete
Blood Thorns by angelsfyre1 reviews
A possible spy is captured by the sons of Elrond just after the departure of the Fellowship. Is she truly a threat? That is what Glorfindel and the twins wish to discover. GlorfindelOC Rated M to be safe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,305 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Elrohir, Glorfindel, Erestor, OC
Equilateral by JenniferHawke reviews
Anders and Hawke wish to start a family, but try as he may, it appears the Grey Warden taint has made him sterile. They come to an agreement to let another man father her child. Enter Fenris. Will they be able to keep their arrangement strictly to procreate, or will old feelings re-emerge and complicate things? Anders/F!Hawke/Fenris OT3. Art by NeverLookBackSamurai on DA. COMPLETE.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,041 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Hawke (F), Fenris, Anders - Complete
BloodRed Rose for Legolas by ElvenDestiny reviews
Sariel is a ruthless assassin sent to kill the prince of Mirkwood in exchange for her family's freedom, yet the shadow of her past blocks her way as she struggles to determine truth from lies and to learn to accept what is truly in her heart.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 300,068 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Legolas - Complete
My Son by Eiladwyn reviews
Thranduil's thoughts while he waits for his son to join him in Valinor. Somewhat AU due to Valinor's inconsistent weather. Two endings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Thranduil - Complete
Of Lampposts by Allegrezza reviews
#2- Hopping Borders: In which Alistair is even more inexperienced than we thought and Surana stares at his mouth a lot. - Stand-alone vignettes of the Warden's journey through Fereldan, detailing tales of battle, campfires, romance, smarmy assassins, darkspawn, and lampposts. (Ratings for each vignette in A/N)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Alistair, Wynne, Zevran A., Surana - Complete
A Crow's Phoenix by Arivin Silvertongue reviews
Alistair's brows furrowed as he eyed the blond elf on the ground with great distaste before speaking. "What in the name of the maker are the Antivan Crows?" Zevran's eyes grew comically large as he heard the man speak. But before the Elven man could respond, the beauty before him opened her mouth and spoke with a hiss, eyes flashing like quicksilver. "I know what they are"
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Zevran A., Mahariel
Braids by Doragoon reviews
On Hiatus until I have finished the rest of my other story.
Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Riley F., Cindy McPhearson
No Longer Ugly by XxxIliSpecialxxX reviews
READ AND REVIEW! Namaria is abused by her stepmother and when the abuse becomes too much, fate intervenes and sends her to middle earth. NOT A MARY SUE! Tenth Walker! Not!TypicalGirlFallsIntoMiddleEarth!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Frodo B., Legolas
Two's Company, Three's a Crowd by JenniferHawke reviews
Arriving at Kirkwall has left Marian Hawke grieving and lost. Over the years she falls for two different men and has some very difficult choices to make. Focuses on the Hawke/Fenris/Anders love triangle. M for smut, dark themes, language, and violence. NOW COMPLETE.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,810 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Fenris, Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
Vampire's Lust by blackbloodedkunoichi reviews
"You are afraid of me, your pulse is erratic." Itachi stated, his voice husky with the lust for her blood. Sakura bit her bottom lip, "please don't hurt me," she whispered, scared stiff. NOT AN UPDATE! AUTHORS NOTE HELP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,694 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Cupid Is An Ass by Rosemary Lavender Sage reviews
Hawke may be injured, but she still has her feminine wiles. Anders gets flustered. Rated M for future steamy additions.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Anders, Hawke (F)
Two's Company, but Three is Better by JenniferHawke reviews
A spinoff from chapter 11 of my story "Two's company, Three's a Crowd", Fenris accuses Hawke of faking it with Anders. When Anders catches him trying to seduce Hawke, they challenge each other to a contest of who can pleasure Hawke better. Threesome goodness between Anders/Hawke/Fenris. Also contains Sebastian/Isabela pairing. M for very graphic smut. You've been warned.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Hawke (F), Fenris, Anders
Valentine, oh Valentine s day by zulija reviews
Hawke is alone on Valentine s day, feeling very lonely and sad. But three men in her party have remembered her and bought her a gift. How will she repay them? She knows and she is willing to try, but THEY don t know. Rated M for a reason.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,471 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Hawke (F), Sebastian V.
Best Served Hotand Cold by MistressMira reviews
The Elven Assassin, Zevran, has thought up the perfect revenge for his broken hearted Warden
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Alistair, Zevran A., Amell - Complete
Protège Moi by Shotgun Betty reviews
Darcy has been feeling increasingly detached from everything and everyone around her. She is left wondering if this is all there is. Strangely enough, her disaffected mood and new propensity for dangerous situations is what draws his attention to her.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,644 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Loki
Damn the Consequences by Virborassan reviews
Anders keeps dreaming of Hawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
If your door is open tonight, I will come to you by VonRosenberg reviews
Anders and f!Hawke first night. WARNING This is for mature ONLY.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
The Games We Play by Acherubis reviews
Anders and the warden commander make up after a fight. Rated M for adult themes.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Anders - Complete
Hidden Identity by JenniferHawke reviews
For three years, Fenris has been silent about their night together. He wants her but is afraid to admit it. When he sees Hawke going to the Blooming Rose, he comes up with a plan to have her screaming his name. Story contains bondage. One shot. M for smut and language.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
In the end, the martyr is alone by 11Dancer14 reviews
Anders always loved her, will always love. She was his savior, his everything. He understood his drive, his crusade. She was the one who represented everything that he, that Justice, had worked for. Until she met him. Betrayal and anger are strong emotions, and as the years pass by he finds it harder and harder to control. (continuation of my other DA story)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Shades of Crimson by Onileo reviews
A dark tale of romance between Konoha's flower and the Akatsuki's immortal. Rated for Hidan, graphic violence and lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,011 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
A Curious Kind of Atonement by katlou303 reviews
Just after the Uchiha Massacre, a guilt-stricken Itachi wants to make Sasuke's life better. He meets a pink-haired little girl who seems to adore his little brother. He decides he can atone for his crimes by keeping her alive. ItaSakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,224 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Clothes Make the Man by XxTwistedThornxX reviews
She had donned his spare black robe, letting it hang loosely off of her bare shoulders as she posed haughtily for her reflection. Her chin was held high, icy eyes narrowed, with her hands on her waist and hip jutting out. One leg was bent in front of the other and Anders saw that she had adopted his old boots as well.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
Life During Wartime by EMILY-LAWLESS reviews
What if the Avengers didn't defeat Loki and the Chitauri in New York City, and the God of Mischief traveled to England to further dominate Midgard? Loki/OFC. Rated M for future chapters.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Loki
Until The Day We Die by Ellynndaria13 reviews
Life after Kirkwall for Anders. F!Hawke/Anders NSWF
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,080 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Anders, Hawke (F)
And The Woods Responded by WindSurfBabe reviews
Aeve did not believe in elves - nor did she need to. But when war threatens to claim those she holds dear, she remembers the old stories. Are there truly immortal beings dwelling in the ruins nearby? Can they help her? And at what price? STORY ON HIATUS!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,886 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Elrohir
Life sucks! by Useful Oxymoron reviews
Series of related and progressive short stories about some our Claymores and Awakened Ones trying to get by in the modern world among the hordes of ordinary humans. And suffering indignity upon indignity along the way as they do so.
Claymore - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,536 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Clare, Ophelia
A Bit of His Own by ahlewis32 reviews
Zevran meets the woman of his dreams in the most unexpected and unusual way. Slight explicit scenes of sex involved
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Zevran A. - Complete
Crimson Shuriken by ScarlettKunai reviews
Unfinished/Cancelled. Summary and explanation in final chapter. Very sorry. I got very sick and was unable to continue this fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 128,702 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Things Aren't Always Black and White by JacquelineKunoichi reviews
Itachi Uchiha had lived his life suffering for the burden placed upon his shoulders. Can this new kunoichi member of Akatsuki help him forgive himself and find love? Follow Kyra Yuki in her shinobi adventures. ItachixOC. Rated M just to be safe. RnR.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Itachi U.
Losing Mary by Eldalie reviews
How to write original characters in the Tolkienverse and escape the clutches of Mary Sue. MEFA 2011 Nominee
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Trust by Scarlet-Rain reviews
Jazmine is raising money for her school when she encounters Huey. What happens when Huey lures her in his bedroom? Warning: Very explict themes, rape.
Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Huey F., Jazmine D. - Complete
What I am by obsidiantears08 reviews
I do not own Naruto or any of the Masashi creations. THIS STORY IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION THE CHAPTERS ARE STILL UP AND WILL BE REPLACED ONE AT A TIME TILL THEY ARE ALL UPDATED. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK NONCON, M/F, M/M/F BDSM AND MORE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,012 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Hidan, Akatsuki
Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,940 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
To Thine Own Self Be True by CamillaDeVille reviews
Genevieve has spent her life dutifully dedicated to those she loves, especially her best friend Sookie Stackhouse. But what will happen when a certain Viking makes her question all that she's ever known? AU. Eric/OC. Rated M for future smut!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,820 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Eric N.
My Jashin by Maru-sha reviews
AU fic. Jashin is the god of Death and puts up with his job without much interest. Hidan is a young boy in the Yugakure village. While in the care of Madara, the Uchiha member gets FAR too touchy-feely with Hidan. What will happen when Jashin hears Hidan's pleas for death? Can a god of Death...have a follower?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,236 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Jashin, Hidan, Madara U.
The Start of A New Beginning by Toxik.Envy reviews
This story begins after Sasuke left the village and a new stranger enters Konoha. But to their surprise this person isn't all what their cracked up to be. It this person a friend or foe? Rated M for language and some lemon scene later on in this story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Tsunade S., Gaara
Elfangor's Folly by Kim Hoppy reviews
After the crash landing, Elfangor finds himself on Earth, alone, the only ones knowing of his presence being the five children who saw him crash. Confronted with the choice to fight or to hide, he chooses to continue the battle. AU
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 514,319 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Elfangor - Complete
To be Black by E-cari reviews
The story of a modern Kenyan girl who arrives in Middle Earth after her death in a plane crash. The story looks at the racism she faced as a black mortal among the elves. It also explores the reality of a mortal/Immortal love. Not a 10th Walker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,101 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Erestor - Complete
Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sicker by Araloth the Random reviews
[Finally complete!] The Bane of Legolas, a Sue with Maia powers able to mangle Shakespeare beyond recognition, proclaims herself Queen of Rivendell. What happens when Legolas gets married and Sauron gets involved? Total madness ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,290 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
I'm Going To Be Just Like Him by Maevainwen Adaniel reviews
Oneshot. Just a random Aragorn fic, how he decided his future.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Aragorn - Complete
Darker Than Galvorn by Araloth the Random reviews
Aredhel certainly causes a stir in Gondolin when she comes home with a son - and pursued by an angry husband. Thus the first shadow falls upon Gondolin...Slightly AU.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009
Untold Tales of MiddleEarth by Artemis1292 reviews
The Fae, the mysterious, immortal race whose lands border Gondor and Mordor. Will they aid the men and elves in the war, or will they remain hidden, a myth. The story of three women, starts before the quest and then during, not a tenth walker c2008
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009
Neniel by Heart of the Elves993 reviews
Close friends to the Prince of Mirkwood since elflinghood, Neniel arrives to aid the people of Rohan in the upcoming battle of Helms Deep. What happens when she discovers that part of the fellowship is there? R and R!Legolas/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,943 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Legolas
My Pain is Yours by spirited curiosities reviews
Two kunoichi fall prey to the Akatsuki and each finds themselves seduced by different men. However, their story is the same: she fell in love with him, he fell in love with her. Dark secrets threaten the stability of their relationships. Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,824 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - [Hidan, OC] Itachi U.
Legends and Crazy Elves by Lysana reviews
Ever wonder where the word 'Mellon' originated? Far back in the Quendi's early days, three squabbling teenagers named Finwë, Ingwë, and Elwë stumble across a patch of - cantaloupe! Adorable randomness ensues. Absolutely clean, pleasant, G-rated fanfic.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Elu T., Finwë, Ingwë - Complete
Body Heat by The Voice in the Wilderness reviews
Fuu and Jin are lucky, Mugen is not. Guess how many people a two-person blanket can cover? We know he can't read - but apparently, Mugen can't count either. Mu/Fuu/Jin.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Fuu, Jin - Complete
A Day in the Life of Hidan by xHeiwa reviews
Hidan has a diary, wait what? Rated for Hidan's colourful language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hidan, Akatsuki
Falling into Middle Earth by Araloth of Doriath reviews
Based upon the assumption that a girl who falls into Middle-Earth can randomly change her species. Which means. . .another parody by Araloth. A birthday fic for Gwenneth Tinuiel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
Dreaming of you, no not you! by Deira Flamestar reviews
Sakura has been having strange dreams, and there is no one that can help her...or is there? Sakura X Hidan, with Jashin-sama having some fun to. Rated M for Hidan's and Sakura's mouth and much lemon! I even got a plot in there to .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Colours by Calenlass Greenleaf reviews
Colours define every person. A collection of colour-themed oneshots for the characters of The Lord of the Rings. Characters mean everyone from elves, men, dwarves, and even hobbits. 02: Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009
The Romance of the Uzumaki by justplainrii reviews
The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,578 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Taken by charizilla reviews
Akaharu is a nobody, so why is Akatsuki after her? Confronted by Kisame and Itachi, Akaharu only says, "Get lost." That is until a fight breaks out. No yaoi. Just to mix things up a bit . ' Rated M for violence and Hidanish language. I dun own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Akatsuki
Jashinist by Air Tsukiko reviews
Hatsuko doesn't like Hidan. Shikamaru-sensei told her stories. So what happens when she's forced to join the religion she was taught to hate? Rated M for violence and gore and lemons in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Hidan
Being Immortal, Hidan Oneshot by CuteCountryGirl-14 reviews
Hidan always gets the women he wants, If he has to chase them down and rape them, He gets them. So when he wants a young woman within the organization, He's going to get her too. HidanxOC, Rated M for obvious reasons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Hidan - Complete
The Enemy They Knew Not Of by madwriter223 reviews
Jashin was hungry.' his is my view on how their chapter in the manga really ended, cause Kakuzu dead and Hidan burried alive is not my type of ending for those two. BEWARE of blood. That is all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
This is so against our religion by HandOfSorrow reviews
Side stories for Reverse This Curse. Hidan/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,481 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Hidan
The Fanfiction Testament by Araloth the Random reviews
*Honourable Mention MEFA 2010!* [Complete] And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Scarlet Kunai by ScarlettKunai reviews
Before the Massacre, Itachi had a lover...And he wasn't the only ANBU to have a dark side...Some are loyal to both Konoha and a much more sinister plot, willing to give anything for the sake of old bonds. Even their old life...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 144,744 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Beneath the Niphredil by Sheila51 reviews
The Resting place of the Elves who fought at Helm’s Deep was beneath Niphredil. This is the story of how it came to be so.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Haldir - Complete
Masochistic Romance by Kajou reviews
A collection of Konan X Hidan drabble. Rated M for sex and language. Not just Hidan's, but mine as well XD Do't worry, no OC's or me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Hidan, Konan - Complete
Solstice by Surreysmum reviews
On the longest night of the year, Legolas makes a strange request of his new friend, the Ranger. Legolas/Aragorn slash; warning for ritual sex. Take note - this story earns its M rating.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas
Capture Leading to Love Zutara by lolo160 reviews
love, passion, hatered, and betrayal. it all happens when katara is captured by Zuko and is stored away on his ship. and when it seems life couldnt get any worse Zukos cousin starts staying on the ship... sexual references.lemon in later chapters.language
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Katara, Zuko
VAMP by Airanke reviews
Hidan is a half-breed with a confusing past and conflicted feelings. What happens when he falls head over heels for Konan and Pein doesn't take to kindly to it? Hidan x Konan. Picking this story back up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,227 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Hidan, Konan
Change by UNcharacteristics reviews
Kakashi is forced into Akatsuki. He's hated for betraying Konoha, and his old friends have put a price on his head. Will he find new allies in Akatsuki, and even love ... with Itachi? Yaoi, Kashiabuse, rape, language, ItaKaka, HidanKaka, not much PeinSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,697 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
Blood and Chocolate by Sound Of Drums reviews
Legolas shows Nikkaly the joys of chocolate. Lemons. Not for kids. Please review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Legolas - Complete
Ruled By Secrecy by Emmelie reviews
I had a normal, boring life. So discovering a cult of elves and knowing that being aware of their secret society had put my life into danger only made my life more interesting. NOT ELF APPEARS IN EARTH STORY OR GIRL GOES TO ME. I accept anonymous reviews.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,723 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Legolas
Unspoken by AgaruTomo reviews
Tsume, a mute girl with a photographic memory, is taken in by Kisame and Itachi. She travels with them as they head for a mission in Mist, accompanied by Deidara and Tobi. But, Tsume is being watched by one who has a connection to her hazy past.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 101,343 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Finding Hidan by Coke head reviews
Hidan saw the light at the end of the tunnel, the way out of the pit. She saw the mystery, the oddity of her ordinary day. OCness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 21,497 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Hidan, Shikamaru N.
Galadriel's Shot by ElisiansBane reviews
When the elf queen gets glowy green. Haldir reveals a secret to Frodo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Haldir, Frodo B. - Complete
The Kunoichi Way by ronny-of-yore reviews
While male shinobi usually summon a few shadow clones for a little personal time, kunoichi, the more intelligent of the two, have genjutsu… and they know exactly how to use it. Kaka/Saku/Bushin/Yama/Kaka/Gen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Second Time's a Charm by Kaline Reine reviews
A oneshot written for Maru-sha's contest on DeviantArt. HidanXOC and ZetsuXOC. Contains graphic rape and lemon scenes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Hidan, Zetsu - Complete
Encounters by BLK TIGR reviews
Itachi X OC. Itachi meets a beautiful, mysterious, and very dangerous young woman that seems to know many interesting techniques beyond those of a ninja. She brings dangers that Itachi let alone any ninja could never imagine.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 148,092 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Itachi U.
Stuck Between Nations by FyreFlower reviews
The second book in the Koi trilogy takes off where the last one left off. Eith Azula now out for Zuko's blood, will Koima stick by him and follow him and Uncle whereever they go? New emotions are now thrown into the mix turning it interesting.New Chapter.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,753 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Zuko, Iroh
I Can't Love Him That Way by kemet's daughter reviews
Nefertina realizes that she is in love with Presley and that she has been in love with since Ancient Egypt. The real question is does Presley love Nefertina.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Nefer-Tina, Presley Carnovan - Complete
Blood of the Cherry Blossom by AnimeManga Fanatic reviews
She been broken. Her life changes when the Akatsuki take her hostage. However, perhaps fate wanted them together, drawing them together. Pairing: ItaSaku, slight SakuSasu. This is about Sakura's life once she becomes Anbu and Naruto returns with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,129 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Steamy Stream by oOo-Snakes-Slither-oOo reviews
Zuko and Katara are trapped. Their feelings were rough- now softing just for the moment. Rated M for Lem. & Lang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Zuko, Katara
The Hunt by Juliediane reviews
A strange thing happens every few hundred years to all Silvan elves. Haldir is no exception. He feels it and cannot resist it. The urge to mate is strong when the stars align in just the right way.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,716 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Haldir - Complete
How to tame a Human by Ichi-ichi-paradise reviews
Here's the long awaited not quite sequel to 'How to break an Elf' that you've all waited for. It's Lee and Haldir..enjoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Haldir - Complete
Infinity Is Not Forever by Under Finger And Thumb reviews
There used to be a time where I thought we were infinite. I believed every word you said. Every lie you told. I was stupid.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Itachi U., Hidan
Daddy's Little Girl by OCDdegrassi reviews
Azula has always been daddy's little girl, even if it wasn't what she wanted. Rape.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Azula - Complete
Guilt and Punishment by ChaoRinshen reviews
A very dark story about Azula punishing Mai and Ty Lee for the Boiling Rock incident. Warning: rape, fem-slash/yuri, spoilers. Rated M
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Azula, Ty Lee - Complete
Are we Dreaming? by Taijiya Hatake Uchiha reviews
Two teenage girls who are obsessed with the Naruto show fall into the show. There they meet their favorite charactors. Sasuke and Naruto But what happens when more teens start to fall into the Naruto world?OC'SMary Sues, M for later chapter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 79,404 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Remembering You and Me by linilya elf reviews
Chapter 11 up finally. Elenayave deals with the aftermath of Gollum's escape. Sequel to World Forgotten. Legolas and Elenayave struggle to make it through the War of the Ring, all the while, dealing with the decision to start a family.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,404 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Legolas
101 Ways to Annoy Itachi Uchiha by FreeFly629 reviews
101 ways to annoy our favorite Uchiha super-villain, surefire ways to get him to try to kill you and pop a few veins here and there! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori by Kimberleg reviews
When the Fellowship enter LothLorien, Legolas meets a young friend whom he knows very well and has not seen in many years. But an sudden Orc attack on the sacred forest leave their lives threatened ... who will be sacrificed in this dark war?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Legolas, Sauron - Complete
How to Break an Elf by Ichi-ichi-paradise reviews
Yeah, yeah I know this is another one of those Legolas/OC fics...however. This one is Rated M for a reason, so for all you kiddies out there...stay far away or you'll be scarred for life. Oh, REEEVVVIIIEEEEEEEWWWW...or else. XDD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Legolas - Complete
The Legolas Loves a Mortal Wangst Story From Hell by The Battling Bard reviews
I think the title says it all...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Legolas - Complete
The To The Point Mary Sue Slash Story From Hell by The Battling Bard reviews
Ever wondered what would happen when your two favourite/hated genres collide? Join Mary sue as she discovers the messy implications of a world of hermaphrodite elves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Legolas, Glorfindel - Complete
Thicker than Blood by kimiko yuki reviews
When marriage to Sasuke is opposite of what Sakura expects, Itachi happens to be in the right place at the right time. Brother, wife, husband...family. There are things in this world that are thicker than blood, but what it is depends on who you ask. D/C
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,499 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Curative Career of Kaori the Ninja Nurse by Kopykat Kakashi reviews
Kaori is assigned to watch over Kakashi as he lies in a coma after Itachi's attack. She falls in love with him as she projects her own ideas of a perfect man. Meanwhile Lee thinks she'd be perfect for his sensei. New: Epilogue, Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 88,187 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Kakashi H., Raidou N. - Complete
Teh Ultimate Mary Sue Parody! by Stormtracer reviews
Here's a thought: What if LotR characters could occasionally resist Mary Sues? After reading several badfics, I wondered what the results would be. So I wrote this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,680 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
The To The Point PWP Story From Hell by The Battling Bard reviews
aka, The Super Sexy Elves Halloween Party. Third in the ...From Hell series
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
Gold in gloved hands by Arlome reviews
Between the gloved fingers of a silversmith, slips a shower of golden strands. They cover the thighs, the stomach, they cover the arms and they are dearer to the silversmith's soul than any precious stone...Glorfindel/OC. Now back from hiatus!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Glorfindel
Where Loyalties Lye by TheLupineRebel reviews
Sakura is older wiser and a completely new person. But one night none other than Uchiha Itachi shows up and kidnaps her without a second thought. Her time with the Akatsuki will changer her forever but for better or worse? [ItaSaku]rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,839 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Torture of the Soul AC by Kimberleg reviews
Legolas' despair in Helm's Deep turns to madness and violence. Can his love with Anié survive to see a day of peace? WARNING! Rape written in graphic detail.PS 'Torture of the Soul LG is exactly the same but with a change near the end
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,417 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Legolas - Complete
Forbidden Love by smartgal2007 reviews
ok people you should know the plot, and if not its a kagome and sesshoumaru and naraku story. ch. 7 up now!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Kagome H., Naraku
Desirable Punishment by Arc-an Angel reviews
Chasing InuYasha isn't all that Naraku likes to do. Very explicit language as well as sexual situations. Naraku/Kagura/Kohaku Will be revising soon
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,184 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Kohaku, Naraku - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 113 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
The Academy of MarySues, Rivendell by blueberet reviews
Maybe they're born with it. Maybe it's the academy....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,084 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006
Here's To The King! by Jael the Scribe reviews
A sweet, modest tale in which Legolas deals with a difficult prisoner in his father's dungeons and Thranduil gets a puppy. Warning for vulgar language. Legolas Thranduil OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Legolas - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The To The Point Slash Story From Hell by The Battling Bard reviews
aka Anyone Fancy A Wank? Second in the ...From Hell series. A touching tale of true love old Ronnie would be proud of. WARNING! CONTAINS EXPLICIT AND HIGHLY UNREALISTIC GAY SEX, SLASH, YAOI, ANAL, S&M! Thought that might get your attention
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Twenty Truths About Hidan by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Destined to Remember by The Perverted Hermit reviews
Haruno Sakura awakes to find herself in the arms of a lethal enemy. What could have possibly happened?Kisame x Sakura KisaSaku Rated for Language. TwoShot. UPDATED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
PPC: An Elf's Love by meekerbeeker reviews
PPC Agents Sarah and Alana are out to kill Rose, a Mary Sue with a ridiculously tragic past, a pet tiger, a prophesy, and special 'Sun Child' powers. How long will they hold out before they strangle her perfect, lovely neck?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,061 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Just because by BurkaBurkaStan reviews
Sasuke x Itachi. Yaoi. Sasuke controls Itachi. Violence & noncon. R18
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
A Price to be Paid by halfdemon-kai reviews
A girl was taken from her family by Naraku and is forced to live with him for most of her life. She had been forced onto and abused and now... she wants out. What does Naraku want from her? And what happens when she meets a certain someone?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,986 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Naraku - Complete
Hachimata by Dragonfly and K-chan reviews
A new Biju is Discovered. . Several things had happened in her past to make her uneasy around others. then the horrors of her past come back to haunt her. great summary? i'm not good at em. please R&R dragonfly
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,384 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U.
The Death of Someone I Knew by halfdemon-kai reviews
Two girls and a boy get trapped in Inuyasha's world. Sasha and Jayden have the time of their lives with the group while Josh has every character on his trail, wanting his death. Who will be the one to actually kill him?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,670 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Inuyasha, Naraku - Complete
Bad luck by BurkaBurkaStan reviews
Itachi x Sakura. Akatsuki killed everyone in team 7 except Sakura. Noncon & lemons u've been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Requiem of Absolution by MistressKaia reviews
Life and Death. Love and Hate. Whats it matter to an avenger? Lonliness is worse then pain. Silence is worse then death. Death is pleasure. Death is Itachi. I welcome death with the blood that pours from me. Release me. ItaSasu, One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Light and the Shadow of Loneliness by CrazyNinjaPenguin reviews
Sakura tries to fill the void in her life caused by the absence of her comrades. In her search she finds herself facing grave danger, new love, and difficult choices. [SakuraTenten] YURI. Rated M for sex, rape, violence, and language. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,809 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Sakura H., Tenten - Complete
Legolas and the Orc by teh gr8 authur reviews
Legolas meets a savagely handsome orc... a tale of lust and love in the woods!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Legolas
Remember Me by Dominique reviews
WIP - Typical 'girl ends up in Middle-Earth' story, only not so typical. Nadine is involved in a car accident. Upon awakening she finds herself in Middle-Earth. Fanfic centering on Legolas and an Original Character.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,329 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Legolas, Galadriel
Romp by CerberusKin reviews
Romp is a one shoy about Kisame and Itachi. KisameItachi. Yaoi. You now can see the link.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fantasy by Limey Ryuuichi Sakuma reviews
OrochimaruxKabuto. Kabuto is the minion, Orochimaru is the master, and that's just how they like it. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Judge Itachi by Insanity on Wheels reviews
It's not Judge Hatchet or Judge Joe Brown. It's Judge Itachi here to send people to prison in his saneless Konoha courtroom.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/19/2006
Meeting the March Warden by GreenWood Elf reviews
A young elleth Elenwen, strives to find her place in the world but ends up finding her one true love. Prequel to Married to the March Warden.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,560 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/7/2006 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Haldir
Stay with me by alesa reviews
Summary: A short Uchiha Itachi story They met in the psychological ward. For the first time Itachi cared about someone. Itachi x OC one shot I suck at summaries...Review please. modern day naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Itachi U.
Woodland Twilight by Oshun reviews
A coming of age story about Elves in Mirkwood. Legolas, backdrop of unique social and cultural and ethnic mixes within Mirkwood society.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Legolas, Thranduil
Pretty But Not Too Sweet by Juliediane reviews
Haldir's brother Orophin both likes and dislikes an elleth. Haldir offers advice.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Haldir
Torment by The Silver Feathered Raven reviews
Oneshot. Glorfindel remembers his death on the anniversary of the fall of Gondolin. Rated for Violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Glorfindel - Complete
Love & Hate by Cainy reviews
[oneshot] Naraku finds a peaceful hot spring where he can be alone during his period of heat. Unfortunetly for him, Sesshomaru finds him and decideds to take advantage of the situation..[SesshyxNaraku contains YAOI&smut]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Naraku, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Captured Heart by Maeluiril reviews
Haldir and his brothers find a child in the woods.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,308 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 2/9/2003 - Haldir, Legolas
Inmates by Quinn Anderson reviews
Sesshoumaru and Naraku are imprisoned together after having both been captured by a dark priestess. Can the two work together to escape? Love develops in strange places, even jail cells.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,462 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Naraku - Complete
Cenotaph by Penguin-chan reviews
Legolas has to face the harsh reality that dwarves cannot live forever. (LegolasGimli slash.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Legolas, Gimli
Tea by MysticAnime reviews
Anyone else wonder why Prince Zuko hates tea so much? This story is an exploration into a possibility behind the question. Updated for reviews and critiques. Rated M:Adult for a reason peoples, please read the WARNING. One Shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Zuko, Zhao - Complete
Harold by Erestor reviews
A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Military Elves by Crazy Air Force Pilot reviews
Legolas ang Haldir are on a mission from the Lord and Lady, they end up at a military school in America and meet two girls that might change the forever. Please Read and Review! :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 80,907 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Legolas, Haldir
Lifetimes by Julie Horwitz reviews
My version of NeferTina's past. A sequel to Truth's Consequences and To Have and To Hold.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 77,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005 - [Ja-Kal, Nefer-Tina] - Complete
By the Light of the Moon by Jack-Sparrow-Lover reviews
CH. 24 UP! Mariah Morgan is a twenty year-old woman who never leaves her house, but she is taken back to ME by Legolas and travels with him and his companions during TTT and ROTK, while hiding her darkest secret.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,011 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Legolas
Three Strands of Golden Hair by Werecat99 reviews
Gimli reflects upon Galadriel's gift. A set of four haiku.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Gimli, Galadriel
Married to the March Warden by GreenWood Elf reviews
The tale of the wife of Haldir and her love for him. How she deals with their life and rumors of his infidelity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,684 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/18/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Haldir - Complete
Tears of a Soul by Deana reviews
A moment of confusion and desperation threatens to tragically end the friendship of Legolas and Aragorn…as well as the Elf's life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,282 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Glorfindel Fair by Antigone Q reviews
Tolkien says that many are the songs that are sung about Glorfindel. How does he feel about this? Mithril Award semifinalist.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Glorfindel, Aragorn - Complete
Moriquendi by Fan81981 reviews
Mirkwood is under threat and an alliance is the only way to save it. Will Legolas be able to make the needed sacrifice?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 238,178 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Legolas - Complete
The death of Movie Arwen and Movie Elrond by Estel-rules reviews
Movie Arwen and the ugly guy who they seemed to think was Elrond DIE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Arwen U.
For the Love of an Elf by Anath Tsurugi reviews
Blatant Mary Sue. If you're going to tell me it sucks, you kind of missed the train. I haven't been this awful for many years now.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,957 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Complete
Amarie & Haldir: Paths of Destiny by Juliediane reviews
Amarië, a halfelf, seeks to enter Lothlórien on a twofold quest and meets Haldir, March Warden. Sparks fly, and the two soon find that their destinies are intertwined. Updated with corrections, 121906v AU!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,344 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Haldir - Complete
Aragorn needs flameretardant eyebrows by Lirenel reviews
It's as the title says. Legolas's view of Aragorn as he tells his true name to Eomer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Hatred's Mistress by neverendingpast reviews
This is my story of Legolas and why he never finds love. Not a romance. R for sex/violence. I repeat: NOT A ROMANCE!!! Just trust me...r/r!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2003 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Legolas, Sauron
When Glorfindels Attack by meressefers reviews
Glorfindel finally snaps -- he's not going to take Arwen's role-snatching antics anymore. ::Warning: not for Arwen fans:::
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2003 - Arwen U.
A Love Forgotten by Crystal Snowflakes reviews
*Completed?!* During Legolas' childhood, one of his best friend/lover leaves due to personal reasons. 1000 years later, she returns but unfortunately, Legolas does not remember her...Yet. She has changed dramatically, but will Legolas change her back?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,925 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Siren's blood and love by Kumagora Bringer of Good reviews
A half sirn half nymph joins the felloship on their quest, my first fic so plz be kind and plz R&R thnx
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Legolas
One Morning by SkyFire2 reviews
The plotbunnies made me do it! ; A PWP that takes place in Rivendell. Main characters: Elrond, Glorfindel. *Nothing* is what it seems....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2002 - Elrond - Complete
A Thousand Rainy Days by Anakin's Angel reviews
Abducted on a mission, Anakin is held against his will by a Sith hell-bent on turning him to the darkside. Finally found by his Master, Anakin is brought back to the Temple for healing. Will his friends be able to save his soul? NOW COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,761 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/17/2001 - Published: 2/10/2001 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
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Life After Wartime reviews
The War of the Ring took a little of something from everyone. Rodwen, orphaned by it, burdened with the care of a sister and shackled by the man charged with caring for her is caught between a rock and hard place. She begins to serve Lady Arwen. It is through her job as servant that she meets Legolas, a ray of hope for escape from her afflicted world. Warning:lemons, rape, violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,604 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Legolas
Promises reviews
The power to heal and the power to hurt. A gamble that may go either way and promises nothing to those that bet...This is a Legolas/OC *first 2 chapters are backstory. starts with the two towers. please dont flame!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 55,389 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Haldir, Legolas
It Goes Unsealed reviews
When Itachi left Konoha, he knew that he had to kill her. But when you really love someone, it's impossible not to revisit those feelings . And Kaikyu *will* be recalled! ItachiXOC disturbing themes of death and torture. do not read if easily bothered
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Itachi U.
Darkness and Light
It was her first ruling as ruler. Galadriel and Celeborn made it together,but the judgment held no sway. Still, the hemlock leaves wept for them... Shoujo-Ai. Please review. :
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Galadriel - Complete
Drabbles of a Sue reviews
It is the death of canon as we know it. Or don't...cause who has time to read, like, books?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Legolas, Sauron - Complete
In the Garden of Lórien reviews
The prequel to my story Promises. All of them pretty much are OCs so yea...is based around the evnts of the Silmarillion and is the companion to Promises, though it can be read alone as a sort of legend.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2009
Beautiful Nightmare reviews
Miata has traveled far and wide to the land of ninjas and is immediatly thrown into the arms of Akatsuki. She was trained to be an unstoppable killing machine. But will her psychosis and instability lead to the forfeit of her life? Hidan/Itachi X OC
Crossover - Naruto & Claymore - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Itachi U., Miata
Dictatorship reviews
Whan all the world has fallen to Akatsuki, there must be a new breed of ninja. And they must be merciless and without heart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.