Author has written 41 stories for Leverage, Tudors, Sherlock Holmes, Toy Story, 101/102 Dalmatians, Pride and Prejudice, Big Bang Theory, Mad Men, Sherlock, Brave, 2012, Downton Abbey, 1776, and Hour, 2011.
Hiya! My name is Cait. I'm from a small, unimportant town in a slightly larger, still unimportant state. I am the tattooed, pierced, former Division 1 Big Ten athlete, nerd graduate student your grandmother would have warned you about had she known I exsisted. My philosophy: "Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening". I have two tumblr blogs, one is my personal ramblings and rebloggings - it's at trivialqueen(.)tumblr(.)com, the other is for the occasional snip of a story or pictures of the fanfiction kind, it's at parrottgal(.)tumblr(.)com.
A note about my Fics 'Articles', 'The Irregulars', 'Scars', 'Snippets', and 'Oddments Reprise': These stories are collections of one shots based around characters, pairings, and a short prompt (typically one or two words). If you have a suggestion for any of these pieces - be it a pairing, character, prompt, or all of the above, please feel free to PM me. I really like talking to people.
Some of my favorite Shows are: The Daily Show, CSPAN, Leverage, Nero Wolfe, Poirot, Sherlock, Scrubs, The Big Bang Theory, House, CSI: NY, The Tudors, Star Trek: The Original Series, Mythbusters, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Downton Abbey, The Newsroom, The Hour, Doc Martin, and the Adventures of TinTin.
Some of my favorite Music is: Bruce Springsteen, Jimmy Buffett, Areosmith, Emmylou Harris, Mary Chapin Carpenter, Gordon Lightfoot, The Clancy Brothers, Opera, The Capitol Steps, and Musicals - Phantom of the Opera, Evita, Rent, Wicked, South Pacific, Company, Oklahoma, Assassins.
Some of my favorite Movies are: Jaws, Any Hitchcock Film, Any Mel Brooks Film, Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, When Harry Met Sally, Jurassic Park.
Some of my favorite Books/Plays are: The Crucible (Play), Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (Play), Hercule Poirot, Nero Wolfe, Sherlock Holmes Mysteries, Pride and Prejudice, The Godfather,To Kill a Mockingbird, Jane Eyre, The Sophie Katz series, From Hell, The Cater Street Hangman (Thomas and Charlotte Pitt Mysteries).
Some of my other favorite things are: Politics, Political Satire, sky high heels, trivia, coffee, rainy days and murder mysteries, super cheesey, smutty romance novels (ironically I hate Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey with a burning passion), and quotes.
Some of my favorite quotes are:
"People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point." George Carlin
"Humor is just another defense against the universe." Mel Brooks
"I'd like to offer my moral support, but I have questionable morals." Tee Shirt
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight that counts, it's the size of the fight in the dog." Mark Twain
"The show you are about to watch is a news parody. Its stories are not fact checked. Its reporters are not journalists. And its opinions are not fully thought through." Daily Show Disclaimer
"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." Pat Robertson
Some of my favorite people are: Jon Stewart, Gloria Steinem, Margaret Sanger, George Carlin, Perry Cox, Mel Brooks, Lix Storm, Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot, Nero Wolfe, Edith Crawley, Bruce Springsteen, Jimmy Buffett, Elizabeth Bennett, Randall Brown, Martin Ellingham, Sophie Katz, Archie Goodwin, Elsie Hughes, Timothy Hutton, Sir Anthony Strallan, Don Flack, Spock, Thomas Cromwell, Charles Carson, Sandor Clegane, Thomas More, Jerry Orbach, Captain Haddock, Thomas Wolsey, Belle - Best Disney Princess hands down.
Some of my favorite parings are: Sherlock Holmes/ Molly Hooper (BBC's Sherlock), Sherlock Holmes/ Irene Adler (Sherlock Holmes - RDJ Movie and the Canon), Carson/Hughes (Downton Abbey), Sir Anthony Strallan/ Lady Edith Crawley (Downton Abbey), Cox/ Jordan (Scrubs), Erik/ Christine (Phantom of the Opera), Darcy/ Elizabeth (Pride and Prejudice), Archie Goodwin/ Lily Rowan (Nero Wolfe), Nate/ Sophie (Leverage), Danny/ Lindsay (CSI:NY), Lenord/ Penny (The Big Bang Theory) Sheldon/Amy (The Big Bang Theory), House/ Cuddy (House), Grissom/ Catherine (CSI), Thomas Wolsey/ Joan Larke (The Tudors), Serak/ Amanda (Star Trek: TOS), Woody/ Bo Peep (Toy Story), Buzz Lightyear/ Jessie (Toy Story), Me/Nutella (Real Life), Merida/Young MacGuffin (Brave,2012), Martin Ellingham/ Louisa Glasson (Doc Martin), Randall/Lix (The Hour), Freddie/ Bel (The Hour) Sandor/ Sansa (Game of Thrones).
Dame Cait, of the Order of the Towel. August 15th, 2009.