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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화, Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ, and Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ.

Hi everyone! Welcome to my profile!


Name: April May (of course, this isn't my real name).

Gender: Female

Age: Over 9000!

Occupation: Umm, a student, I guess...

Likes: Reading, drawing, watching anime, singing, writing, every color except puke green, making friends, Fate/Stay Night, Fate Zero, Carnival Phantasm, Code Geass, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Fullmetal Alchemist, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Pheonix Wright: Ace Attorney, books, manga, my family, my friends, fanfiction, dogs, cats, rabbits, cheetahs, leopards, tigers, lions, panthers, the Sea, and the sky (though not in exact order)!

Dislikes Bullies, unkind people, homework, tests, nightmares, raw tomatoes, the colour puke green, and medicine.

Mood: Satisfied XD


Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor trying not to cry.

Mommy, I was slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbina & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

THIS IS A TRUE STORY. Many students have died this way.


This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

Was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She'd always talked to it

When no one was around

She lay there and hugged it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

Unlocked the door

For some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"Please God, why is

My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly

dying She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the little girl

Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

Please add this to your profile if you're against child abuse!


Month one

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby, but I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you, even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head, curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today, Mommy. He lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. ...Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy, what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP ME!

Month Seven

Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every abortion is just . . .

One more heart that will never beat. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. Two more feet that will never dance...

If you're against abortion, please re-post this, because...

Every baby has a right to love, laugh, and LIVE.


Female pick up line comebacks:

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes are amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.


Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

Man: So, wanna go back to my place ?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.

Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: That's in the phone book too.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not Enter.

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman: Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!


There are all kinds of art. There's the art of drawing, the art of dancing, the art of science, and of course the refined art of being an idiot. And I am a artist.

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, 'life isn't always fair', and 'maybe it was my fault'.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


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Forty- Nine laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary(Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First CorollaryUnfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relations


7 reasons not to mess with kids

Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shalt not kill.”

Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”

Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.


Ahh, here are the results for the quiz on :

You are a Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme.

Least Compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Sadistic Seme.

-Huh, I got this result for both of the quizzes (the new one and old one)...


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: (I didn't write the stuff in the parenthesis, only edited it)

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (Why, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos!
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: "Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, ain't it?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...And you thought...what, exactly?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (Oh, but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yes, we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
Warning: "May cause drowsiness." (And I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what...?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash...)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: "Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Not for human consumption. For Animal and Military Use only. (Umm yeah... isn't the military also human?)


Favourite Quotes:

-I'm smiling, that alone should scare you out of your mind.

-I'm in my own world, but don't worry, they like me here.

-The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but still, it's on the list.

-The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

-Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

-When in doubt, make words up!

-Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!

-I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

-There are three kinds of people--those who count, and those who can't.

-Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

-I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

-I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

-Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.

-Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

-My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

-One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

-WARNING: Do not walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

-Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

-I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.

-If you can't fix it with duct tape, you haven't used enough!

-I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

-Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

-Education is important, although school is another matter entirely.

-I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends.

-Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.

-Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

-Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

-I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

-Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

-If you try to fail, but succeed, which have you really done?

-Never explain. Your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you anyway.

-You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice-cream, which is kind of the same thing.

-I do not obsess, I think intently.

-Yes, I am a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

-Reality continues to ruin my life.

-When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard", I'm always tempted to ask: "Compared to what?"

-I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem...tomorrow.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate!

-It's better to look stupid than to open your mouth and prove it.

-Don't make me mad today. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

-Suicide is a way of telling God, 'YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!'

-That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

-Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.

-So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

-I never said I was normal, you just presumed I was.

-People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'.

-Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.

-Stupidity got us into this, why can't it get us out?

-All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mum saying you can still keep it.

-Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

-I'm going to live forever, or die trying!

-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer!

-Never knock on Death's door- ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

-They say that guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and just yelled 'BANG!', I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile, and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-I do not deny everything.

-I deny everything.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out, and hell is afraid I'll take over.

-Life isn't weird, it's the people in it.

-Life is like a garden, the best moments can never be preserved forever, only in your memories.

-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder.

-Tell me, what's it like to live in a constant haze of stupidity?

-There is no stupid question, just stupid people.

-No, not yet, now that you've made me this serious. Regret as much as you damn well want!

-Don't just stand back... freakin' disappear!"

-If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. It's impossible, it's irrational. It's against my religion.

-You ought to be arrested."

-How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money.


92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.


Read this please:

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll. Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?" ''Okay," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.


I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful mothers like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on, don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

*She gives him a big hug*

Guy: Hey, can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one, please copy and paste.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.


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Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 314,267 - Reviews: 8455 - Favs: 8,517 - Follows: 8,604 - Updated: 10/11 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
From Mafioso to Pirate by azure37410 reviews
At the age of fifteen, Lambo is looked down upon by everyone in his so-called family. When he's just about to give up on ever proving himself to them, he finds himself being stalked by some kid wearing a straw hat shouting, "Join my crew!"
Crossover - One Piece & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,624 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Luffy, Lambo
Desolate Minds by valxra reviews
Dying in a world full of rotting monsters, insane human beings, and a whole lot of death is excellent preparation for when you're going to be reborn into the Narutoverse. [SI/OC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,508 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 12/3/2015 - Sasori, OC
Strange Things About America by nicetwin123 reviews
There are many strange things that Americans do. So of course, the rest of the world can't help but get confused. Multi-chapter story about how different nations deal with the strange, annoying, and insane things Americans do.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 169,416 - Reviews: 2784 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 8/4/2015 - America
Black and Red by IndigoBlueButterfly reviews
Thalia is an orphan and, for lack of a better word, a street rat. After escaping a band of thugs, she did not expect to be so quickly adopted into the Phantomhive household, and she didn't expect to develop feelings for a certain red-eyed butler. SebastianxOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 313,245 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., OC - Complete
The First Champion by Winged Lady Colette reviews
Zack Fair is caught amongst titans. Some that love him, some that hate him, some that want to save him, and others that want to kill him. Zack is going to find out what it means to be the center of three First Classes universe. yaoi AGZS
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,265 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R.
Game Over by Keidra369 reviews
This isn't happening except it was. Bella's life is not a game...except it is. Oh what the hell, Bella might as well enjoy it. Gamer style Bella fic. Yes, this is happening...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,018 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 3,151 - Updated: 7/9/2021 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Bella
Hot For Teacher by Flukemeister reviews
Non-Magic AU. Harry had just been acting out of the kindness of his heart when he nursed Hibari back to health. He really hadn't known he was one of his soon-to-be students; if he had he would have fought harder when Hibari molested him. Maybe. Slash Harry/Hibari
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 8/30/2020 - Published: 7/16/2013 - [Harry P., K. Hibari] Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Clockwork and a Teacup by Artsome reviews
What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,795 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 5,230 - Follows: 5,952 - Updated: 5/31/2020 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Sakura H., OC
Sol Invictus by toraffles reviews
Even as she stormed through the world like an atomic bomb, Luffy knew she couldn't protect everybody with these two small hands. Of course she knew that. But she could try. With these memories of that other world, by god would she try. Fem!Luffy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,366 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 3,439 - Follows: 3,633 - Updated: 3/9/2020 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Luffy, T. Law, Ace, unknown 1
We Just Live Together by raisin bean reviews
A chronicle of the happy life Gokudera and Hibari share under the same roof.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,026 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 3/21/2014 - H. Gokudera, K. Hibari
Liar Liar by cherryvvoid reviews
She would shape the future in her favor because if there was one thing she wouldn't do as Misa Amane, it was die over a man. SI!Misa Amane
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,608 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 3,077 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Light Y., L, Misa A., OC
Fenghuang by cherryvvoid reviews
And like the mighty phoenix, through fire, she was reborn. Azula's twin SI-OC.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Zuko, Iroh, Azula, OC
Destroy, She Said by cherryvvoid reviews
"Terry Daimler" had died and in another world "Lalonde Durless", daughter of the infamous Madame Red, took her place. SI Oc. Sebastian/Oc. Rated M for later chapters.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,415 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 2,120 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Ciel P., Madam Red, Sebastian M., OC
Cranium by cherryvvoid reviews
It seemed death had a sense of humor. SI-as-fem!Skull because I can't keep my ideas to myself! Eventual (like waaay down the line) Skull/Reborn.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,919 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 2,322 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Skull, Adult Reborn, Arcobaleno, OC
Sandfish by kopycat101 reviews
Haruka Nanase finds himself in an odd situation; he's been reincarnated in a world full of ninja. To the general populace, Sabaku no Gaara has an intense fixation with water, despite having a sand demon sealed within him, and living in Sunagakure. Things just keep getting weirder as time passes.
Crossover - Naruto & Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,302 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 6/13/2019 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Gaara, Yashamaru, Haruka N.
Winter Gods by avearia reviews
The Guardians discover that, outside of Earth, many races actually worship Jack as a God. Meanwhile, the Avengers deal with the implications that come with an almighty spirit, otherworldly religions, and the revalation that Santa is real.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,345 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 4,716 - Follows: 5,409 - Updated: 2/20/2019 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Jack Frost
Catalysis by Teh Twinnesses Presents reviews
Work in progress. "Search for the value of that which you seek, for alchemy already knows." Alchemy knew what Ed wanted when his fingertips touched that circle, but Ed did not yet understand how value differs from price, how equivalent differs from equal. The Gate calculates with one small difference, and Trisha Elric lives - but the cost may be too high for Ed to afford.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 217,156 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 2/19/2019 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Cumulonimbus by Rikkamaru reviews
Skull meets Tsuna earlier than anyone could have anticipated. And it changes everything. Gen, Skull-centric and Tsuna-centric. BAMF!Skull, No Pairings.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,565 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 3,522 - Follows: 3,696 - Updated: 2/2/2019 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Skull, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari, Mukuro R.
Troublesome Discoveries by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
At age twenty-six, Sawada Tsunayoshi dies without regret, leaving his place as Vongola's leader to another. In another world, Sawada Tsunayoshi wakes up once more: alive, de-aged to ten, with a younger twin brother, and ... female? …What? - AU; dimension-crossing; fem!Tsuna; No pairings as of now.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,784 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 5,007 - Follows: 5,566 - Updated: 1/21/2019 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Restart and Try Again by azure37410 reviews
After being killed by Byakuran, the words "You lost the game" were the very last thing Skull had expected to see. Crossover between KHR, The Gamer, and No Game No Life.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & No Game, No Life/ノーゲーム・ノーライフ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,232 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 12/15/2018 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Skull
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 4,467 - Follows: 4,383 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
A change of Occupation by GenderlessPerson reviews
All he wanted was to live a life free of responsibility and full of choices. So why did he have to be roped into the Mafia after finally regaining his freedom? And damn you Death... for being such a bloody depressing git! MoD!Harry, Harry as Skull.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,477 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 5/15/2018 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Harry P., Skull, Kawahira, Arcobaleno
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 10,418 - Follows: 3,699 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Monster Fighters by Dayja reviews
Tony Stark has faced kidnappers before. He may only be four years old, but his new friends are strong and brave, and together they can take on any monster…even the ones that come from within. And oddly enough, this is not an AU. Coulson probably wishes it were.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,364 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Oral Presentation by ataraxic-ohl reviews
AU. College was never meant to be easy, per se, but it could have at least been considered manageable. May wasn't sure where she went wrong - was it when she started crushing on her TA or when she found out her boss was a drug dealer? Or perhaps it was when a dangerous gang leader started hitting on her and she accidentally gave him her number... Doesn't matter. She's screwed.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,725 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/18/2018 - Published: 11/22/2014 - May/Haruka, Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa, Steven S./Daigo
Dusk To Dawn by reighost reviews
Harry Potter's life reached its end and turned to dusk. Sawada Tsunayoshi's life has yet to begin. A Sky from Dusk to Dawn. Harry reincarnated as Tsuna.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 96,642 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 5,670 - Follows: 6,125 - Updated: 1/9/2018 - Published: 7/30/2014 - [Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.] Harry P., Adult Reborn
Misunderstandings and marriage proposals by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
"Marry me." He was a sweet kid, a little weird, but sweet all the same. But couldn't he go play ninja instead of proposing to random women he'd only met a few weeks ago? What were his parents teaching him anyway? "Yagura-kun-" "Marry me." (Oneshot turned multichapter as of 17/12/17)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Sakura H., Yagura
You've Got That Wrong! by KlonoaDreams reviews
AU They say poor communication kills, and it definitely shows during the first trial when a certain Super High School Level Good Luck mentions one little detail that perplexes everyone. Apparently, nobody expected Naegi Makoto to be female...except Monokuma, but he doesn't count. Fem!Naegi with a side order of what amounts to be NaegixEveryone.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,566 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Naegi M., Togami B., Kirigiri K.
Strangers in Bars by Whispering Darkness reviews
Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 5,528 - Follows: 3,534 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4352 - Favs: 12,046 - Follows: 14,152 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Beat of a Treasure by Idlesana reviews
For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,288 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,218 - Reviews: 1971 - Favs: 6,388 - Follows: 6,102 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
The Fourth Dimension by Raeigh reviews
Izumo Kamizuki is a good chunin. If you need someone to guard Konoha's gates, he's your guy. If you need someone to go back in time to save the world from a Rinne Sharingan-wielding Rabbit Goddess… he'd probably refer you to someone higher up, like Kakashi or Naruto. Regardless, the entire world has gone to hell and apparently he's the only one left to do the job.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,535 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 8/5/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Kotetsu H., Izumo K.
The Nurse and the Pirate King by TinyLittleFishies reviews
A nurse is thrown inside a sack and finds herself working as an unwilling one man medical team to a crew of pirates in the Harusame's 7th division. Rated T due to bloodshed and occasional cussing. DISCONTINUED but with an ending.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,565 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/8/2017 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Kamui, Abuto, OC - Complete
This is Weird by Memory25 reviews
This is what you get when you smash Captain America's psyche with a teenage girl's. A study on awkward. OC-insert because there's a distinct lack of teenage girls in Avengers. Warning: Prepare to feel very awkward.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 1/4/2015
The Chance by Winged Lady Colette reviews
Itachi awakens in the time Sengoku Jidai, as the brother of Madara Uchiha, still sick and being hunted. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,030 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 4/14/2017 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Itachi U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Keep Walking by Rose the Wary Wolf reviews
"Don't stop walking, keep moving forth." Allen has always followed his father's words. When the Black Order turns against him, Allen continues to walk forward, never stopping. Shedding the skin of an Exorcist, Allen leaves behind his fate for one equally as tragic. The Destroyer of Time becomes one of the Strongest Seven, forced to watch the world go by. And Allen keeps walking.
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,446 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Allen Walker, Arcobaleno
Apathy by KlonoaDreams reviews
It's all fun and games until you realize that you've been reincarnated into a once fictional world where you're the next in line to become a mafia boss. Sawada Setsuna is anything but amused because it took a baseball to the chest to realize who she actually was and even then, her first thought is to buy a lock for her room. SI reincarnated as fem!Tsuna [Cover Art: kurobook]
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 54,147 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 8/17/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
The Lion's Keeper by MeLoNnAiSE reviews
Akashi Seijuuro is a young child and Furihata is a high school student hired as his caretaker. They part and re-meet when Akashi is graduating from Rakuzan – and Akashi is determined to never let Furihata go again. Slow burn AkaFuri. Also MidoTaka, AoKi, MuraHimu, KagaKuro. Rating will go up to M eventually.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,461 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 8/19/2014 - [Akashi Seijuurou, Furihata K.] - Complete
Black Cloud by yulchii reviews
Where he didn't remember and then suddenly did and wished to forget again. Or where Regulus survives, hits his head and becomes the Cloud Arcobaleno.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,287 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Regulus B., Skull
Fuyu no Sakura by toraffles reviews
When a careless deity snips the thread of Haruno Sakura's life too soon, he patches up the problem by transferring her soul into another universe. 12 years later, seemingly ordinary Fuyuno Sakura must hide her identity as the mercenary 'Shi no Kage' from both L and Kira, even as her very existence tampers with the fates' original plans for these men. discontinued, being rewritten.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Sakura H., Light Y., L, BB
Bother My Mind by valxra reviews
Everyone is scared to die because they don't know what will happen afterwards. I'm scared to die because I know exactly what will happen...and I don't want to lose everything again. [DISCONTINUED]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,778 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Near, Mello, Matt, OC - Complete
Eternal Knight by MissScarlettJ reviews
The only blood that can truly sate a vampire's thirst is from their beloved, every vampire knows it. So why was I so satisfied by my twin's delicious blood? Why, for the first time since I was born into this world, was the burning bloodlust truly gone? Could I really love Kaname more than a brother? Self-insert OC! Future Slash!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,171 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 9/29/2016 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Kaname K.
Fine, Make Me Your Villian by Magnus Salvatore reviews
I've been smacked in the face with some heavy bull before but I never expected to be turned into a baby. I especially wasn't expecting to be turned into a boy and put into the freaking world of Naruto. I don't even know that much about the Narutoverse to begin with. Well, Godspeed to me. Did I forget to mention that Yamanaka Inoichi is my father? Male OC/Reincarnation (ON HIATUS)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Shikamaru N., Inoichi Y., Shikaku N., OC
Pls txt me bby by Hweianime reviews
A dialogue based AU where one miss-placed text to the wrong number creates a change in two men that neither truly expected. R27. MAIN STORY NOW COMPLETED. (Omg am I right?)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,404 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 6/29/2015 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Adult Reborn] Colonnello, H. Gokudera - Complete
Adopted by Default by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Moby Dick is anything but peaceful on a regular day. The crew is just well used to their special brand of crazy, however. So when an unexpected guest arrives, it throws everyone into disorder. Really, where the hell is this cheeky brat's crew? Someone needs to tell Ace that his ship-brothers are NOT babysitters!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,923 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 5,536 - Follows: 5,010 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Luffy, Marco, Whitebeard, Thatch
Odd-Job Tsuna by ShamelessDilettante reviews
Tsuna decides to get a job because he didn't want to be indebted to his father. Somehow, this leads to even more jobs and friends popping up in unexpected places. Tsuna can only blame his inability to refuse requests, but he'll never understand why he attracts trouble like a magnet. Includes: Many characters appearing randomly. Mostly Pre-Reborn, Post-Reborn at ch.18. Complete!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,116 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 5,936 - Follows: 3,766 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Epic Rivalry of Sasagawa Kyoko and Sawada Tsunayoshi by Dandelion-san reviews
Or the one where Tsuna can cook really, really, really well. (A crackish drabble-like series with no real plot. Canon AU, mostly gen)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 2,705 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Kyōko S., Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
Percy isn't THAT blind by One Fandom Is Not Enough reviews
People seem to forget that Percy lives in Manhattan. Sure he is a bit busy with demigodly stuff and okay, maybe he isn't the most observant person on the planet...but he isn't exactly going to miss a massive fucking hole in the sky, especially if it has aliens pouring out of it.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,007 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 3/28/2015
Ad Captandum by Nea-writes reviews
Dragged to Gehenna when he's 10, Rin misses out a lot on his old world. But, after spending six years of his life there, Rin has no intention of returning to Assiah or becoming Satan's vessel. But Yukio has other plans, and Satan is hell-bent on subduing his youngest son.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,807 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Rin O., Yukio O., Lucifer
Annoying arachnid by Jaykatt reviews
Deadpool is a simple man. All he wants to do is earn money and use said money to buy chimichangas and guns. Sadly a certain Spider-Man does not approve of his ways of earning money and so he's determined to get the merc to mend his ways. Deadpool doesn't agree. M/M (Spideypool).
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,546 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 11/2/2015
Heart of Blood by Rinhail reviews
[No pairings for now] The kids are more than they seem and Raizel is about to find out the hard way.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Noblesse/노블레스
Reborn Reincarnate Recreate: Rewrite by exocara reviews
"Getting reborn into an anime was the last thing I expected. I don't even watch anime!" Would a soul make the same choices they could have made if they had retained memories of their previous life? / Not an SI, but you can take it as such. Tsuna's still Tsuna, in the end.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,254 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Economics by Vathara reviews
Balbadd's freedom depended not on armies or Metal Vessels, but on trade. Rashid Saluja was not just a king, but a successful merchant in Reim. And Alibaba is his father's son. ...Think of what might happen if Alibaba remembered that.
Magi/マギ - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 114 - Published: 6/8/2016 - Aladdin, Alibaba S., Ja'far, Kouen R. - Complete
It's a Mad World by okayserasera reviews
Luna Lovegood awakens during the Uchiha Massacre to find her brother has murdered the entire family; no one believes her when she says the Wrackspurts made him do it. Or how Naruto would turn out if Luna was an SI who lived life in Uchiha Sasuke's shoes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,803 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/5/2015 - Sasuke U., Team Seven
In the Great Silence of Snow by Blood Dahlia reviews
Peter Parker is assigned to interview the dangerous and crazy serial killer, Wade Wilson, in attempt to catch a psychopath on the loose. (Basically a Silence of the Lambs spideypool AU that no one asked for)
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Felicia H./Black Cat, Deadpool/Wade W.
Standing up by S.S.AERIAL reviews
(STORY MOVED TO AO3, archive of our own . org. IF YOU WANT TO READ, LOOK AT MY PROFILE INFORMATION AND MY ACCOUNT NAME WILL BE THERE. WILL NO LONGER BE UPDATING MY STORIES IN FANFICTION. PLEASE RESPECT.)
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,973 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Generation of Miracle
Live Together or Perish as Fools by S.S.AERIAL reviews
(STORY MOVED TO AO3, archive of our own . org. IF YOU WANT TO READ, LOOK AT MY PROFILE INFORMATION AND MY ACCOUNT NAME WILL BE THERE. WILL NO LONGER BE UPDATING MY STORIES IN FANFICTION. PLEASE RESPECT.)
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Kagami T., Akashi Seijuurou - Complete
Isthmus by caratrosin reviews
Handle with care – because whoever thought a 23 year old lawyer would be all set for reincarnation was clearly dead wrong. After all, there's something explosive about the presence of someone tenacious enough to escape death. [Male OC / SI] [Kiri, 3rd Shinobi War]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,008 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 243 - Published: 4/26/2016 - OC
Ironic by yulchii reviews
Tenten was not satisfied with her life. So instead of sitting on her butt in her shop like everyone, including herself, expected, she got moving. This wasn't exactly the direction she would have choosen if she had known where it would get her. But in the end, she didn't regret it.
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 227 - Published: 4/20/2016 - Tenten, Iron Man/Tony S.
Circus by SNicole25 reviews
When someone dies and is reborn, especially reborn into a fictional world, one would assume that their first reaction would be to change the world around them to their liking. I'm here to tell you that what I did was, in fact, the exact opposite. I'm the girl who went out of her way to change absolutely nothing. Why? Because fate chose wrong. I'm not a hero. SI
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,821 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 2,722 - Follows: 3,228 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 3/2/2014 - OC, Cedric D., Fred W., George W.
to the sticking place by TolkienGirl reviews
You grow up in a third-story flat, where the grime sticks like paint to the walls. It never comes out, no matter how hard you try to wash it clean. (A modern look at Lady Macbeth. Heed the warnings inside.)
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2016 - Complete
Research and Smoothies by TimelessTears reviews
Kaneki becomes a ghoul. Kaneki panics and calls Hide. Together, the duo tries to figure out a way for Kaneki to eat without killing anyone. (In which much research is done, science experiments are conducted and the CCG is bombarded by two college students)
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,881 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Hide - Complete
Spells of Starvation - ABANDONED by AngelsofHades reviews
This is a Hunger Games au with the characters from the Harry Potter series, but it's not going to just be copy-and-paste straight from the book. There is also no magic. Here, Draco is just a 16 year old boy, trying to protect his family from the evil of the world. And if that means stepping in for them, volunteering for them in The Hunger Games, so be it. Slash and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,335 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Luna L., Colin C.
Disciple by kai mousy reviews
Noun: A follower or student of a teacher, leader, or philosopher. Saitama was Genos-sensei disciple, and he would always follow him to the ends of the earth. Continuation to Resposibility. Also on AO3.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Saitama, Genos - Complete
Infinite Pinwheels by Ever-changing Creation reviews
Reincarnation would be infinitely easier…If he wasn't one of the largest villains in the universe he'd been reborn into. Now, all Madara has is his future knowledge, and stupid pinwheel eyes. Oh, and genetic insanity from his bloodline. Wonderful. (Male Self Insert as Madara Uchiha, slow build).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,700 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Madara U., Tajima U.
Responsibility by kai mousy reviews
Genos takes an injured Saitama back home, only to find the man cluelessly lives in a criminal nest. He's not okay with that. Continuation to Sensei. Rating just in case. Also on AO3.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2016 - Saitama, Genos - Complete
La Conflagrazione by toraffles reviews
Sawada Tsunako is four years old when she remembers. It takes nine years and the catalyst that is Reborn for her to stop forgetting, but by then it barely even matters anymore - the road she's already chosen is entirely her own. Fem!Tsuna, partial OC/self memory-insert, eventual all27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,030 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 852 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Dump by Freydris reviews
This is going to sound absolutely insane, but I'm an amnesiac and prophetic thirty-something-year-old person in a six-year-old's body. I'm greatly alarmed. [SI!Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,833 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Sakura H., OC
Kisses For Me by Nicolet reviews
Genos keeps kissing other Heroes (accidentally), and Saitama is annoyed. WHEN IS IT HIS TURN DAMMIT?
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/2/2016 - Saitama, Genos - Complete
Fifty: Harry Potter and Hisoka by Yulisa reviews
In which Hisoka may seemingly be a psychopathic adrenaline junkie, but there will always be one man he would do anything for. Drabble/snapshot fic. (50 randomly generated word prompts)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 12/12/2015 - [Harry P., Hisoka]
A Different Shade of Green by Terri'smind reviews
Teddy had learned many things during his life. Probably the most important was this: Never, ever make a bet with Uncle George, and never talk to anyone named Reborn while serving punishment for said bet - bad idea. Teddy is Verde. Pre- curse to begin with. Slash, kind of, and gender bent.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 5/1/2015
The Path Home by GaleSynch reviews
"Even the most ignorant of children will grow up the right way once they learn of pain." An irreverent orphan girl reborn as Fugaku and Mikoto's youngest, least talented but most troublesome son, with the inability to get a taste of what will make growing up right—pain. AU, SI/OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,206 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y., Pain/Pein, OC
Hanafubuki Reflect by SuperSaiyanHollow reviews
Saitama sings. Everybody else listens.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Saitama - Complete
Weak Spots by ImpassionedWriter reviews
Chance meeting that results with Deadpool discovering Peter Parker is Spiderman and has sensitive spots on his wrists. This is soft-core porn.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 292 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Complete
Shokugeki With a Dash of Feminism by Elzi Welzi reviews
Yukihira Souma had two goals in life: to surpass her father and ignite her brother's passion for cooking. She's been failing in both regards so far, but maybe transferring into Totsuki Culinary Academy is the first step to achieving both. Fem!Souma
Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,624 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Soma Y.
Morning View by Rinhail reviews
Doesn't matter he's seen Furuichi naked countless times, he still appreciates the view his husband gives him every morning.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Furuichi T., Oga T. - Complete
One thousand years by thylas reviews
Alibaba Saluja is a strange time-traveller. [time-travel.]
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Aladdin, Alibaba S., Morgiana
Camellia by Cissnei69 reviews
The future will never be the same and the story will change one way or another. After all, there is no Tsunayoshi and this isn't his story anymore. SI.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,131 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
under the same roof by dazai-san reviews
Kagami doesn't know when it happened. It just… did. Gradually. So gradually, he never noticed until he realized that all of the clothes in his apartment didn't fit in his washing machine anymore. (GOM/Kagami) (FLUFF)
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/3/2015 - Kagami T., Generation of Miracle - Complete
Otokage by writer168 reviews
"He chose your fate. You have to take over his job. His village. His place in the world. This is the life you have to live. So, what do you say? Do you accept the position as Orochimaru's successor?" When Kabuto manages to convince Haruno Sakura to become the Shodai Otokage, she finds out that this might be the best decision she's ever made. (Sequel: "Shinobi")
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,616 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Sakura H., Kabuto Y., Akatsuki - Complete
Overprotective by dazai-san reviews
Kagami is limping. Naturally, Himuro tries to strangle Aomine, and Kuroko is all too glad to offer his assistance. (AoKaga, if it wasn't obvious.)
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Aomine D., Himuro T. - Complete
The Ups and Downs of Naruto Fanfiction by Kaito The Shadow Wrya reviews
The good, the bad, and the 'what-the-hecks' of Naruto fanfiction all in one. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,469 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
The Sneak by fiasse reviews
AU. At eighteen, Tsuna tries to enter Vongola's ranks as a reluctant grunt whilst undercover for Europol and finds himself getting a lot more than he originally bargained for. Like trying to manage a sadistic, mind-reading tutor, a dysfunctional hit squad and preventing a succession crisis. [On indefinite hiatus]
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,235 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 10/22/2015 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
Hello there, Kitty-Cat! by AnonymousXY reviews
Kagami had a problem. A huge problem, which was attached to his head and his back-what the fuck was happening? Long forgotten shadows of memories he never knew he had were again reaching out for him, but he still managed to find comfort-even when he found it in the strangest places. GoMxKagami, neko!Kagami Picture s not mine!
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,041 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Generation of Miracle, Kagami T.]
Unrealistic Daydreams by veranightshade reviews
Leorio had daydreamed of many things in his spare time. He dreamed of wealth,his friends, and perhaps meeting the love of his life. He never dreamed that he would find Hisoka at death's door and have to run from an insane assassin bent on killing both of them. Now that's just unrealistic. A Hisoleo fic.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Leorio, Hisoka, OC
A Big Ball of Wibbly-Wobbly by Colubrina reviews
The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,084 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 4,899 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Antonin D., Abraxas M. - Complete
One Night by FaustusianSutcliff reviews
One night or a series of one shots of things that happen between our resident Night Guard and our young Pharaoh. (Will contain AU's)
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Larry D., Ahkmenrah]
Keep Out of Alleys by IzaRoppi Is Love reviews
Request: Fic trade with CoK. Alleyway sex. because it's hot in Ikebukuro with two of the most dangerous men together. Equaling to a PossessiveSeme!Izaya dominating Uke!Shizuo after work leading him to a dark alley. Yaoi, Izuo, MalexMale intercourse, PWP smut oneshot. Izaya and Shizuo have an enemies with benefits relationship in this story. Aftermath included.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/5/2015 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] - Complete
Byoki no Kishi by ShyReaper reviews
It was sometime around kindergarten when Izuku grew full headed of himself, trying to become a hero without a Quirk. At first it was a mild annoyance. It was almost even cute! But when Katsuki could only watch in horror as Izuku put himself in unnecessary harm's way, time and time again, he grew furious! Sick Midoriya AU (Inspired by the pixiv fanart)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,979 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 5/26/2015 - [Katsuki B., Izuku M., Shouto T.]
Life as the Shinji by echo42 reviews
In the infinite iterations of the Kaleidoscope, there exists an endless number of human souls, constantly self inserting into the bodies and stories of their favorite characters. So, statistically, one of them's got to end up drawing the short straw. So, this is the story of me. Drawing the short straw. Crossover with entire Nasu-Verse
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Shirō E., Shinji M.
Lost in Wonderland by Sapphyre Lily reviews
Fantasy AU. Wonderland is a spreading plague on the remaining inhabitants on Earth, and Momoi Satsuki is the last of the GoM to remain untouched. But Wonderland always claims its own in the end, and there is nowhere to hide... Can Momoi escape before Wonderland eats her alive, or will she succumb to its siren call like everyone before her has?
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,601 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Momoi S., Generation of Miracle
Control by Sansaryas reviews
Alternative bathroom scene (1x05) - Tyrell knows what Elliot is doing.
Mr. Robot - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2015 - [Elliot, Tyrell W.] - Complete
Dumb and Ditzy by TimelessTears reviews
AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid. RE-EDITED.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,325 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 4,309 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Not As Planned by fringeperson reviews
Skull is not Mafia, and he's got better, safer things to do than get involved in the Mafia. Like stunt work. Oneshot. Complete. Don't Own.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 448 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Skull - Complete
Addams in the Famiglia by fringeperson reviews
Some would say he "had to learn it somewhere", others that he "was born knowing". The truth is a little of both, and he has never forgotten. Even if he sometimes wanted to. Oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 305 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Adult Reborn, Reborn, Wednesday A. - Complete
Because It Defies Logic by Paper.Bullets reviews
Maybe I'm destined for misfortune my entire life. All I ask for is to start my life over again - forget all the wrong I've done, and dedicate the rest of my existence to doing good. Maybe it's too much to ask for. But somehow attracting the attention of To-Oh's two Top Freshmen is something I did NOT ask for. - L x OC x Light (End OC x ?)
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,470 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 7/8/2010 - [L, OC, Light Y.] Misa A.
How Long Is Forever? by tradition reviews
Time Travel AU. Sakura has come back to do good deeds and fix some shit. Not posted in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,755 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Sakura H., Team Seven
The Eternal American by cakuramen reviews
The American colonies were found by the British, but their personification wasn't. Raised by a Native American mother and then a Boston colonist family, Alfred F Jones's life takes a much different path without one Arthur Kirkland. Human names, mostly AU (also not abandoned, don't worry!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,311 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 4/5/2012 - America
In which no Care was actually given by stolen with the night reviews
In which Harry Potter can not bring himself to actually care about how people see him, things like pride and dignity were thrown away long ago. But then again, eleven years under a stair case will do that to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 383 - Published: 8/3/2015 - Harry P.
Within the deep by The Eternal Scribe reviews
There were three things she knew for certain: 1) Her brother's partner had an impressive libido that she was happy not to be a victim of, but she really needed a new place. 2) Some deity thought changing her gender was hilarious. 3) Her goal to not become a Uke who wasn't ravished ultimately failed. Self-insert. Slash. Mentions of Transgender character. Parings debatable.
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Ritsu Onodera
Housemate by teawithmochi reviews
"It's weird, noticing after two months how close they are, but he does and it's /weird/ and not entirely that bad when he thinks about it." In which suddenly living with someone is serious and not-so-serious business, and someone has to ask the heavy questions. SaiGen pre-slash, ridiculously wordy introspective fluff.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/24/2015 - [Saitama, Genos] - Complete
Pull the Trigger and Bite the Bullet by stolen with the night reviews
Hobbits have kept themselves isolated from the rest of Middle-Earth for so long that none of them have realized just how advanced they were in comparison or the fact that their kind is now supposedly mythical. Or, Bilbo Baggins is a BAMF with a gun and many, many hidden blades and is horrified at the lack of toilets and indoor plumbing in general outside of the Shire.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 399 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Stepping on Sunlight by The Eternal Scribe reviews
Between trying not to beat the everliving shit out of the girls who insisted on picking on his friend and making all the students in their school think he was in on an evil plot with Ichigo to take over the town. Tatsuo really would have preferred the choice of where he was reborn. Pity no one seemed to give a damn. Self Insert OC. Paring up for debate. Eventual slash
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A.
Je suis dans vos mains by SweetieLove reviews
"Is—is there a problem?" she asked a little breathlessly, her amber eyes wide and searching. "Do you have any idea of how beautiful you look?" he quietly asked her, his thumb tracing small circles on her skin. In which Megumi's plans for a normal morning gets completely thrown out the window for something more delicious. Shinomiya x Megumi (That's right!) . Oneshot. Complete.
Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/20/2015 - [Megumi T., S. Kojirou] - Complete
It's a Mad Mad World by Memory25 reviews
Funny thing about being reborn in the Naruto world... SI/OC insert. Crack treated seriously and realistically.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,846 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 2,738 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 10/16/2013 - OC
Looking to the sky by The Eternal Scribe reviews
'If the world shoves you around, you gotta stand up and shove back. It's not like somebody's gonna save you if you start babbling excuses.' With no other alternative but to show Fate who is boss, in a body that isn't my own, I realized that life wasn't fair, especially if one is Ciel Phantomhive. Eventual Slash. A gift to RivalAdmirer. Self-insert Fic.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,724 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Pretty Boy Syndrome by novusluna reviews
In which Kise is, simply put, very pretty, and obliviously so. Kaijo High Basketball Club is infatuated and Kasamatsu is mostly immune. Emphasis on mostly. Kise/Everyone, but Gen
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Kise R., Kasamatsu Y., Generation of Miracle, Kaijo
Mutual Hatred by exocara reviews
There is no bond like the one forged through mutual hatred of the same thing. Aka, in which Tsuna voluntarily leads a vigilante group. [AU pre-reborn. One-shot. COMPLETE]
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 601 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Game of Life by exocara reviews
From the moment he had woken up to see names and levels floating over people's heads, Sawada Tsunayoshi knew that something was really, really wrong. Drabble series, crackish, very, very mild All27 that will show up later.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,194 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 4,863 - Follows: 4,777 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Punishable by the-literalist reviews
"America….you made a grave, grave mistake," Canada's voice sounded as frosty as a thousand icicles scraping down one's skin, "and you will face the consequences." Canada punishes America...with his hockey stick. CanAme / USCan oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/31/2015 - [America, Canada] - Complete
what's in a name by exocara reviews
(alt. title: BURN TO DEATH) Tsuna's full name is Sawada Tsuayoshi Celio. He doesn't like that. Now, if only everyone else would get the memo.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 223 - Published: 5/27/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
I Remember You in Chateaus of Toulouse by Watanabe Maya reviews
There are many ways that Akashi Seijuuro discerns the world in accordance with his feelings. He has categories for each of them - four, to be exact - and Furihata Kouki happens to fall under the very last one. \\ a character study featuring our favourite heterochromatic tactician and captain, told in lengthy descriptions and messy verse; an early birthday gift for the kind Ha-chan.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Akashi Seijuurou, Furihata K. - Complete
The Other Silver Stag by Hinnorthel-Duvainthel reviews
In my last life I got lost more times then I could count, so I guess it wasn't that much of a surprise when I took the wrong door in the afterlife and ended up a Weasley. Eventual Harry/OC! Self-Insert fic! Adopted from Miss. Scarlett J
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - [Harry P., OC]
Pack Mentality by alicat54 reviews
They would have been known as the primera espada, if it wasn't for the boy with the orange hair crash landing into the desert. time travel, pre-winter war.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,393 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 2,433 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Ichigo K., C. Stark, Lilinette
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 4,798 - Follows: 4,022 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Strange Logic and Common Sense by exocara reviews
Iemitsu's blood wasn't the only one that held special powers. Sawada Nana had been descended from the Lovegoods, after all, giving her the ability to see things people normally can't see. And so can Tsuna. However, Tsuna has one thing no one else has: common sense. Crack. Slight crossover with Harry Potter, but prior knowledge not needed.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 1,025 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Kawahira - Complete
how to manage your very own yakuza family by exocara reviews
A series of (somewhat unfortunate) events has led to a misunderstanding. A grave misunderstanding. "Sawada Tsunayoshi. Eleven years old. The heir to the Hisakata Yakuza. Somehow." (Story starts Pre-Reborn)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 2,284 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The Ninja-Type Sekirei: No 109 by Shippuuryu reviews
In the final clash between Naruto and Madara, the battle ended with both combatants dead and the balance between life and death is restored. Suddenly, Naruto finds himself tasked with mending the rift once again from a maniac with stark white hair who enjoys toying with lives. Now sharing a body with one of his reincarnations, Naruto has come to play in the Sekirei plan.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,518 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U., OC, Minato S.
I ate some bananas (B-A-N-A-N-A-S) by Pandamooonium reviews
Our story starts a few months before the Amazing Spiderman when Peter and Deadpool meet for the first time, how will their relationship evolve? "I saw you walking and we all agree you are adorable, which is saying something because usually at least one of us disagrees... Anyway, I really need a damsel in distress for my plan so I saved your cute ass and now we're here" He smiled
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014
Seven Hours Difference by Bleach-ed-Na-tsu reviews
Just before the Summer of Tsuna's final year in high-school he gets a phone call to finalise his and his guardians' arrival in Italy. The only problem is that he gets the call during Kotonami-sensei's class, which means he has to answer the call on speaker. Prompt by SkyGem!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 502 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Descendant Of The Legacy by The Eternal Scribe reviews
While some are born great and other achieve greatness, there were some that had it thrust down upon them. OC-Self-insert, Slash in the far future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 201 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Sasuke U.
Water Freak by tthpf reviews
Aida Riko was a water freak. More precisely she was a water freak, who could to an extent, drown. She wasn't Percy Jackson or anything. Nope she was better. Post-wintercup. Will continue this if you guys want me to. So R&R
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2015
Reverse the Flow by lord of the land of fire reviews
A re-imagining of the Rosario Vampire story with the genders reversed. Things play out a little differently as a group of monsters fight for the attention of the girl they all want.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,017 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 2/16/2012
The Cursed Storm's Child by ShionStar reviews
Harry sacrifices his life to defeat Voldemort for good and gets reincarnated in a totally different world as a certain Arcobaleno's son. Eventual Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,537 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 3,264 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Harry P., Fon
Antithetical by I fell asleep reviews
I did not die, just to be reborn as a pink little menace whose job is to fangirl over some emo what's-his-name unable pull himself together. (OC-reincarnates-as-Sakura, gender dysphoria)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,135 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - OC, Sakura H.
The Book of Hetalia Logic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 12/26/2011
The Crazy Cat Lady Next Door by Dandelion-san reviews
Tadashi is in love with Hiro and Hiro loves cats. nonrelated!AU COMPLETE.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada] - Complete
Breaking the strings of fate by The Eternal Scribe reviews
Yuuki wasn't alone on that fateful snowy night. Instead she had her twin brother with her. With another Kuran in the world looking a great deal like a certain hooded lady, fate gets twisted and Kaname finds there's one piece on the board he can't control.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,835 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Harry P., Yuki C.
Nebesá by Riverenne reviews
Occasionally, once in a while, or sometimes for whole nights on, you can find a scrawny boy in a cat mask sitting on a rooftop, sometimes silent, and sometimes talking to himself. And whoever or whatever you are, if you'd like, he will listen you out. And if you're polite enough, he just might share his own thoughts with you.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 132 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The Tactitian's Path to Womanhood by AshuraX reviews
(subject name to change) Furuichi Takayuki, a 15 year old girl, just wanted peace and quiet. Sadly, her best friend wanted more than that. Through a Demonic baby, Furuichi's life changed forever as she makes new acquaintances and finds romance along the way. Romance? Did Oga hear Romance? NO! She would not let that happen! She'll beat the crap out of anyone who dares! [Furu-harem]
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda, Furuichi T., Aoi K.
Letters by Don'tletthewingsfoolyou reviews
The Strawhats and more have discovered fanfiction. After looking and reading them for a couple of days, they have decided to write comments about them to the authors. These are those letters. (Warning: Pokes fun at pairings and common types of fanfics. Also, language. )
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Complete
Music Can Be As Badass As Mafia by Riverenne reviews
...And keys can proclaim one's will just as well as flames can. When Reborn comes to Namimori to train a Vongola boss, he expects an average homeschooling student with no athletic skills whatsoever and an inclination to get a musical education as per the info Reborn received. Instead, he finds that everything's more serious. Sawada Tsunayoshi is a...Well-known pianist? Pianist!27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,026 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Uncle Bilbo Isn't Going On Your Adventure by Erisah Mae reviews
Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,263 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Frodo B., Dwalin - Complete
Little Soldier Boy Marching On by Tempestas D. Uzu reviews
No one ever cared before; they wanted him to die for them, they wanted him to save them. They wanted their perfect little soldier boy to go marching to his death. "Skull, we will not do that to you." "Promise?" "Promise." [Skull-is-Harry] ONE SHOT - Part 2 of the Soldier Series,
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 590 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Harry P., Skull, Fon, Arcobaleno - Complete
An American Deadman in Wonderland by mcpidy reviews
A young American finds himself submerged in a world of violence, trying his best to cope with the loss of his loved ones as a foreigner in a new country. / Male OC / contains yaoi /
Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,573 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Senji K./Crow, Genkaku A.
Hard Life by Yami Ryo reviews
Alfred would do Anything for his brother. Crossdress? Check. Work at a French Perv's Restaurant? Check. Pose as his mother? Check. Fall in Love? Che-wait... What! (hiatus)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,648 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 2/20/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, America
Two Hibaris? by bloodyredfox reviews
Running away from his ruined world, Harry restarts his life in a non-magical world. Enter the older brother of the disciplinary prefect of Namimori. MoD!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 943 - Published: 1/23/2015
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 5005 - Favs: 14,600 - Follows: 16,460 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Double Deuce by Alpha Flyer reviews
Ironman, Starlord and Black Widow walk into a bar...
Crossover - Avengers & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Reborn, Reincarnate, Recreate by exocara reviews
The story of a young boy learning to love himself. "I lived a content life, and then I died. But that's not the end. Apparently, I was reincarnated into one Sawada Tsunayoshi. Whom I don't know anything about, since I don't watch anime. Hahaha... help me." Not a self-insert but you can take it as such. Tsuna's still going to be Tsuna, after all. Just with different motivations.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,311 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
that which cannot be unseen by QueenPersephoneofHades reviews
Clairvoyant!AU Getting into SFIT is Hiro's goal, but when a series of nightmares inform him of terrible times to come, is getting into college really worth losing the most important person in his world?
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
To Take Apart by machi-pan reviews
He'd never let anyone see him cry. Ironically, Kise was the one to make him forget that rule. Fluffy, Akashi-centric, (slight) GoMxAkashi, Post-Winter Cup.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Kuroko T., Kise R., Akashi Seijuurou, Generation of Miracle - Complete
Comfort Food by reraimu reviews
Pepito surprises Todd with some homemade food. It gets very emotional.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Squee, Pepito - Complete
The sun's sky by AriesOrion reviews
If he only said it enough times, then he could pretend. Reborn would like to believe it to be true, yet every time he looked at the sky, he could only see her eyes, and hear her sweet, chiming laugh. The sky he had loved and failed. One-shot
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 126 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Adult Reborn, OC] Reborn - Complete
How to Survive Middle School by Hopeless Desires reviews
Gang AU. Rule 1: Don't ask your neighbor for a pitcher of sugar. "I think I'm dreaming. I hope I'm dreaming. Dear God, please let me be in a padded room and committing selfcest." / Male!OC - Dramedy /
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Naruto U., Gaara, Akatsuki, OC
Loyalty in Adversity by S.S.AERIAL reviews
"Is he even human to you? Or is he just a savior in your eyes who can do no wrong? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but he's not fine. He's not ever fine. He may act like it and put up this farce for people who don't know him, but don't even think for a second he's not hurting inside." Oneshot! Ron-centric!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Return to Terra by Wednesday1990 reviews
When Peter learns about Thanos's failed invasion, the Guardians go to Earth in order to warn them about what's been going on with the rest of the Galaxy.
Crossover - Guardians of the Galaxy & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord
Right Hand Man by eudaemonics reviews
"Spending some time alone with your right hand" just isn't the same for Shinichi anymore.
Parasyte/寄生獣 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Migi, Shinichi I.] - Complete
Nao's Growing Up by reminiscent-afterthought reviews
He watched his daughter suddenly grow up from a hospital bed.
Liar Game - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2014 - K. Nao - Complete
Second Star to the Right by SnarkyHunter reviews
AU: In the aftermath of the Battle of Canary Wharf, the Doctor inspected the basements of Torchwood Tower and stumbled upon a young Welsh archivist. Herein follows the travels of Ianto Jones with the Doctor. Post-Doomsday, Future Janto. More info within.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 105,357 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 7/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Ianto J.
Kisumi the Cat by Cookie-rookie reviews
Ogiwara's pet cat escapes and ends up in Teiko middle school. Where Ogiwara is overly affectionate, the GOM is hysterical, and Akashi's first kiss is stolen.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Generation of Miracle, Ogiwara S. - Complete
The Law of Proximal Attraction by Hopeless Desires reviews
Shintaro moves back to his old neighborhood, expecting an old friend but finding her haunted siblings whose death just happens to be in a few weeks. Of course – what did he expect, a party? Well, yes. — Ghost AU • AllShinHarem
Kagerou Days/カゲロウデイズ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/28/2014
Sick by Eve Woods reviews
Kise gets sick and ends up passing out during practice. It's up to the rest of the miracles to bring him home and take care of him!
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Kise R., Generation of Miracle, Haizaki S., Nijimura S. - Complete
On Heterochromatic Cats and the Certainty of Impending Doom by Rikkamaru reviews
Nijimura went to Rakuzan. It just made everything worse, but in a good way. One-shot, slight Nijiaka.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Nijimura S., Akashi Seijuurou] Hayama K., Mayuzumi C. - Complete
The Copy Cat Came Back by Rikkamaru reviews
Kise lived a good life, if a rather short one. But when he's approached with a chance to save the Generation of Miracles before they need saving, he happily takes the Shinigami up on its offer. Gen, Time-Travel. One-shot, No Pairings.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Kise R., Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle, Aomine D. - Complete
Video Camera by kitburner reviews
"Hey. What's up, Lambo? Using that again? You sure love making videos." It starts with Lambo taking a nice video of Tsuna, and everything goes downhill from there. Slight Lambo-centric at the end.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Lambo, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Meetcute by Shu of the Wind reviews
5:35 PM: I make it a foundational point of my life to have full disclosure to all of those I misdial at four in the morning. Or, Ling dials the wrong number, and Lan Fan's certain she's now flirting with a serial killer. Well, maybe 43% sure. He keeps making her laugh, and she's pretty sure sociopaths aren't that charming. Pt. 1 of Fidelis ad Mortem.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Lan Fan, Ling Y.] - Complete
The Mafia King by erimies reviews
Reborn had admittedly heard that his new pupil was a difficult one. He just hadn't thought his largest hurdle would be to make Tsuna give up his dream of becoming the pirate king. AU where Monkey D. Luffy was reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi
Crossover - One Piece & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 3,456 - Follows: 1,177 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Luffy, Reborn - Complete
Ayakashi by Kyogre reviews
Complete, slight AU, gen. Flames and the Trinisette are far from the only secret power in the world. In which Tsuna is half-youkai, and his Guardians aren't quite all human either. The mafia won't know what hit them.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,505 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 3,331 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - H. Gokudera, Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
New Game Plus by Alex0597 reviews
The Gamer. I never believed in reincarnation, but when I woke up as a baby named Han Jee-Han, I started believing. By that point, level up screens and stat point allocation weren't all that surprising. Kinda-Sorta-Psuedo SI.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,927 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Gamer/더 게이머
Wolfsbane by Rikkamaru reviews
The Uncrowned Kings had a Phantom Sixth Man. Why did no one know about him? Because he went to Teikou. Gen, Nijimura-centric. One-shot, No Pairings.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Nijimura S., Uncrowned Kings, Hanamiya M., Kiyoshi T. - Complete
The Uchiha Three by mewmewpewpew reviews
Do you really think there will be a happy ending? SI/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., OC
In Bad Faith by Slayer Anderson reviews
I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 4,339 - Follows: 4,315 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - OC, Draco M.
Promises by reraimu reviews
Pepito was watching him, he was always watching him. He does it for Todd, Pepito keeps telling him, and Todd realizes this notion is bittersweet. Pepito/Squee. One-shot. Warnings: Bullying, Blood
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Pepito, Squee - Complete
careful, she's your kryptonite by candycity reviews
- he lets his guard down around her, see. akiyama/nao.
Liar Game - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Complete
Story of an Author by RenegadeWarrior reviews
AU Tsuna isn't quite sure why his new neighbors keep bugging him. He's not a babysitter, he's not a mother, he's not a tutor and he's definitely not looking for a husband. He's an author and he has a deadline to meet dammit! R27, slight All27 and more.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,955 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Adult Reborn] Reborn, Vongola 10th Generation
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2796 - Favs: 5,568 - Follows: 5,532 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Denial by Gaarasgurl666 reviews
He had a bad case of it. Sharrkan/Alibaba
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Alibaba S., Sharrkan - Complete
Mother by Hannaadi88 reviews
He knew that Arthur, his inmate, didn't like to see him dedicate so much time to what he considered a futile attempt. But Alfred couldn't stop himself from clinging to the hope that one day she would write back. UKUS Prison au.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Domina Lupa by toraffles reviews
When Rose Tyler is born with some of that delicious thing called common sense, ripples spread throughout the universe with every creature she touches and every action she takes. (Because a single drop in an ocean can cause a tsunami.) A "What if" rewrite starting from series 1. Gradually separates from canon. [discontinued]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,098 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Rose T., 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor]
Captured by rexlover180 reviews
Alfred F. Jones, a captain in the US Navy, has just captured the most feared pirate in the 7 seas, Arthur Kirkland. But the pirate seems to think that it's the other way around. UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Resonant by Chikku-Chikku reviews
「and if dying was an art he sure had it figured out」, didn't he? /One-shot, vaguely hinted ZenkichixKumagawa.
Medaka Box/めだかボックス - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Complete
Changeling by romanescue reviews
Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,183 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 5,610 - Follows: 6,351 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., L
Team Seven by Whispering Darkness reviews
Kakashi wanted to grab those little brats and wrap them all up in blankets, dump them somewhere soft and fluffy and summon his dogs to guard them and sit on them and keep them there. Then he could relax, read his book and listen to the most creative curses and rants his cute little students could come up with. Vignette. Because Wave should have been enough of a wake-up call.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 378 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
I Like to Move It Move It by LadyPhenyx reviews
Jack's father was a Siren. Some things get passed on through the blood. Too bad Jack didn't remember that when he rose from the lake.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Jack Frost - Complete
shift gear by fiction fetishist reviews
5 times Kagami didn't join the basketball team, and 1 time he definitely didn't. (Or, alternatively: But where is the Spam button when you need it?) — Kagami, GoM
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Kagami T., Generation of Miracle - Complete
Strangeness and Charm by Consume reviews
On October 31, 1991, Hermione Granger ends up in the Room of Requirement instead of the girl's bathroom. She meets eleven-year old Tom Riddle, and thereby begins an exciting companionship with a boy from the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,132 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Yellow Flash Reborn! by The Eternal Scribe reviews
Being sent to another universe, where chakra didn't exist, and ninety-nine percent of the time his father was a baby wasn't what he had planned. Especially not when he was de-aged himself. Slash! Drabblefic, AU.
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Minato N.
Cheers by machi-pan reviews
"Wait, wait! So you're telling me that Kurokocchi and Akashicchi do a full personality slash brain swap when they're heavily intoxicated?" Aomine, six bottles of sake and five self-proclaimed guests. GoM fluff! Crack-ish
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 217 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Kuroko T., Aomine D., Akashi Seijuurou, Generation of Miracle - Complete
Bruises And Bitemarks by VocaSonic reviews
Mephadow! Inspired off of the song "Bruises And Bitemarks" by Good With Grenades. Shadow Uke, not much else to say. Enjoy!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Mephiles, Shadow - Complete
this is so fucked up by hanate reviews
in which kei is sleeping and masaru regrets ever offering a shoulder to lean on. katou/kei slash, onesided on masaru's end. pwp.
Gantz - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 7,090 - Follows: 4,055 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tony Frigging Stark by Memory25 reviews
He widened his eyes, "B-but…Engineer sex." What Tony Stark wants, he gets. He does. Really. There's no doubt. Ever. Because. So there. SI/OC Insert.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,258 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., OC
One day more by Thecurtaincall reviews
Kids bring out the best of people. So what happens when a physical and mentally deaged Furuichi happens. Well you got everyone acting like idiots and Oga just trying to get his best friend back. Fluffy humorou drabbles.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Oga T., Furuichi T.
Chess by kitburner reviews
A single game between Akashi Seijuro and Sawada Tsunayoshi changed everything. Aka27 friendship. No mafia. One-shot.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 253 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Akashi Seijuurou - Complete
A Passion In Itself by Virelei reviews
In a lonesome apartment building right at the edge of Tokyo city hosts a group of talented men plus one woman in room B-412, known as the Generation of . . . Manga Artists?
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,242 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 129 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Kuroko T., Momoi S., Generation of Miracle
Liar, Liar by Trostie reviews
Even though he didn't want him to... he had gone anyway.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Eagle and Emperor by Rikkamaru reviews
Izuki got separated from the others. Again. Oh well, at least he met someone to spend the day with. Good thing no one warned him about Akashi Seijuurou beforehand, or he would have been much more hesitant to talk to him. Gen, Izuki-centric. One-shot, No Pairings.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Izuki S., Akashi Seijuurou, Kuroko T., Furihata K. - Complete
My Bloody Knight by xoBlackIcex reviews
Who says that the night was meant to be feared? Alfred sure didnt think so. In fact, he adored the night and the darkness that came with it. Even the unknown creatures that lurked in its shadows. Once he gets a taste of the truth thats out there, he only wants more. But does he really know what hes getting himself into? Vampire!Arthur and Human!Alfred. UkeAlfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,857 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - America, England/Britain, Russia, Prussia
Point Guard Pointers by Rikkamaru reviews
The Seirin team goes to a private training facility alongside two other teams, and their point guards end up bonding. Gen, Point Guard-centric. One-shot, No Pairings.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Izuki S., Kasamatsu Y., Takao K., Furihata K. - Complete
Desperation by sweetgums reviews
A look into Oga's thoughts and the events going on around him as he fights to retrieve the pieces of Furuichi's soul. An AU based on the developments of chapter 208. Lots of speculation regarding certain characters and Furuichi's true nature.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Oga T., Furuichi T.
Hunger by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Komatsu meets the Kings' new technique. Written in response to chapter 207. Implied Kings/Komatsu
Toriko - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Komatsu - Complete
Finding Family by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
Eight-year-old Sasuke is a broken soul. Eight-year-old Naruto is a hated demon-carrier. Eight-year-old Sakura is a bright girl whose parents are killed unexpectedly in a house fire. They meet as three orphans desperate to become the strongest of ninja and in the process find a new family. Gen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,725 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
Growing Pains by Eggy-Monster reviews
(Female Germany/Big Brother Prussia) Prussia goes ballistic when his little sister comes homes late at night with a mysterious bruise on her neck.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Unexpected Delivery by Hanane EL Mokkadem reviews
Tsuna didn't know what to say, really he didn't. It wasn't everyday he found out his friend was going to be impregnated by his greatest enemy. It was a strange feeling he had, like reality just shifted and made a place for flying pigs, frozen hells, and other impossible things like that.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Haru M., Xanxus - Complete
Someone worth saving by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
Harry is five when he realizes heroes don't exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 3,214 - Follows: 2,966 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
Red Steps by cicen reviews
A twenty-five year old woman dies and is reincarnated in the body of Sayu Yagami, with her previous memories intact. She gets caught in the middle of a wildfire. Features Sayu with a backbone.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,229 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Light Y., L, Sayu Y.
You've found me, Brother by XxTheTigerPrincessxX reviews
Being a prostitute is hard enough, but being kidnapped by a mafia boss is worse. Feli X Lovi, Itacest, Italy X Romano. Rated Mature for offensive language and sexual and sadistic tendancies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Red Diamond Heist by Zo One reviews
They were normal, carefree, and unassuming. It was their disguise. Hacker!Alfred x Thief!Arthur; Criminal AU; UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/9/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 5,405 - Follows: 1,487 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
When the Day Met the Night by Felicity G. Silvers reviews
Summer-all was golden in the sky and Steve never loved a smile so much.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
New Horizons by Shatterdoll reviews
America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
Behind the Brain by Dreamyin reviews
Even the brightest people have their bad moments. Ending up in a magic-less universe, where a deadly game is being played between Kira and a detective L, Hermione must try to find her way back. Will the witch be able to keep out of the game though? HrxL
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,894 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Hermione G., L
My Name is Pitch Black by avearia reviews
"…I am the monster that lurks in the night. I am a shadow, a trick of the light. …You know who I am." – Tribute to the villain, Pitch Black.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Pitch - Complete
Past and Future King by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
A pirate on the Grand Line should know to expect the unexpected, particularly when he's the King. Little did Roger know just how unexpected the results of calling out to a stranger in the fog would be. Who knew there were islands that could warp time? This meeting would always be one of his treasures. Oneshot
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 830 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Gol D. Roger, Luffy - Complete
Glue by Lady Icicle reviews
Because she was the glue that held them together, and she would do anything for her boys. Warning: Character Death, hints of Team Seven x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Forgotten by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
M-21 came to with a heaving gasp, and his heart slammed in his chest as he found himself in an enclosed space, the hum of machinery all around him.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,775 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Noblesse/노블레스
After School by Ruid D' ruid reviews
After a school fiasco, Furuichi ends up playing errand boy into the infamous den of delinquents. What else could possibly go wrong? OgaFuru. Yaoi. Lemons. Two-shot. Help spread the OgaFuru madness!
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 132 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Oga T., Furuichi T.
Oh God, My Eyes! by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
No one could ever really be sure what went on in Garp's head. So they weren't sure if his new cloths were some kind of strange D-related tactic, or if the man had actually lost his mind. If they'd just look at the date, they'd know. His cute grandsons always sent the most thoughtful gifts for his birthday. Cover art by amba gurl.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Garp, Ace
Improbable Meetings of the Wibbly Wobbly Kind by Wednesday1990 reviews
The Doctor finds himself landing back on Earth, much to his confusion. Unfortunately for him, SHIELD is waiting for his arrival.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,703 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - 10th Doctor, Agent Phil Coulson
Mortals and Svartalheim by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "…Friend Anthony- you cannot possibly," Thor started before frowning as if deep in thought. "Okay, I can take a lot of crap. But there is no way, you are a god." Anthony Edward Tyrggr Stark. Part time Asgardian? Just a little on his mother's side.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Where Does He Put It All? by Rikkamaru reviews
This is the first actual meal Bilbo has had this entire journey, so when Beorn told him to eat as much as he pleased, he did exactly that. And ends up out-eating Bombur. Done for a prompt on the Hobbit kink-meme. No pairings.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 231 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Bombur - Complete
Bits and Pieces by Asidian reviews
Jack's been on his own for a long time. He's used to snatching what food he can to get by, but now that he's on the Nice List, that option's off the table. The winter spirit takes it in stride - even when it means he doesn't get very much to eat - but when the other Guardians find out, they think it's a much bigger deal than Jack does.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 542 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Jack Frost, Sandy - Complete
Sky Sin by Ri-Ryn reviews
"Are you a philosopher, too? Alright, here's a question. Do you know what kindness is, Reborn? It's a euphemism for greed." OOC/Possessive/Dark!Tsuna *ONESHOT*
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 121 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
That Butler, Superhero by mapplepie reviews
"What do you seek?" a haunting voice asks. Robin stares into the ruby red eyes of what could only be a demon. Dick doesn't even need to think twice about forming a contract, not with Batman's life in danger. And the demon merely smirks knowingly at him.
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 147 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Sebastian M., Richard G./Robin
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 4,825 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Pretty Crow by thefirecrest reviews
Eiji's thoughts on Moritaka when they first meet. One-Sided EijixMoritaka Rated for language and suggestive themes. (Please ignore my writing, I wasn't writing to the best of my abilities the day I wrote this...) Sort of a drabble.
Bakuman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Eiji N., Moritaka M. - Complete
Dreams by RenegadeWarrior reviews
Sometimes Pikachu dreams of things that he shouldn't. One-shot. Slight angst.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Pikachu, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Delicious tragedy by Galiko reviews
Alibaba's first kiss is with Aladdin. Unfortunately.
Magi/マギ - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Aladdin, Alibaba S. - Complete
Crown of ivy by Galiko reviews
Aladdin has grown, and Alibaba still doesn't quite feel like his king.
Magi/マギ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Aladdin, Alibaba S. - Complete
Easy Like Sunday Morning by odmonkey reviews
For Sakura it had been an easy choice to return to the madhouse that was the Akatsuki Base. A collection of one shots documenting the many things that Sakura was sure she'd have to one day recount to a therapist. - Sequel to Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting! (I own nothing herein and am very open to inspiration!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,838 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Where the Heart Is by Shana the Short reviews
"Well, he did just give you his first born son, after all." There's nothing like unplanned parenthood to make you grow up fast, as Sakura's learning. Especially when you're ten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,716 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sakura H.
Make a Contract, Matthew Williams! by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
He was minding his own business until that... thing was before him, "Make a contract with me, Matthew Williams, and I'll grant your any wish!" Kumajirou isn't amused in the process, APH/Puella Magi Madoka Magica crack!drabble
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Canada, Kyubey - Complete
Family Portrait by White Morticia reviews
Leonardo walks in on a scene he could do without. Unfortunately, his artistic side doesn't let him leave immediately. Ezio/Desmond/Altair
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Sounds Like This by Rani of KuchNahi reviews
Matthew travels the world and attempts to describe each country as accurately as possible. He has a bit of trouble when it comes to America—at least at first. AmeCan, human AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Iconography by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
A world-building meditation on the theme of apples.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Complete
Fight or Flight by Late Night Iridescence reviews
A disease, sudden and incurable, is released across the Human World. Komatsu is alone when the dead start walking, and though he proves more than capable of protecting himself, the Kings aren't quite as willing to put him at risk - in the end, they all have a choice to make.
Toriko - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,339 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Komatsu, Toriko
Simply Debilitated by HetChrome reviews
Aomine knows that Kise likes him. He likes it when Kise cries because of him. Akashi knows that Kise likes Aomine. He wants Kise to cry for him instead. Kise is just sick and tired of crying. AoKiseAka, AoKise, AkaKise, AoKuro, KiseKuro. A bit heavier stuff than usual.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Kise R., Akashi Seijuurou - Complete
The Thief by Second reviews
Androssi-centric. If only someone had shown me food this scrumptious from the beginning. I'd have impaled every single Unni on this table just to eat this every day.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Tower of God/신의탑 - Complete
Unheard of by Galiko reviews
Barnaby recognizes his feelings for Kotetsu for the first time.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny, Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
Perilous stranger by Galiko
Barnaby watches Kotetsu get hit on at a bar, and is rather amused to watch him squirm.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny, Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
Entrapment by Galiko reviews
A raunchy mess – Kotetsu tied to the bed, blindfolded, crossdressing, and toys.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny - Complete
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Led by a Child by TimelessTears reviews
Odin never took Loki from the temple. Years later, a peace conference is organized to prevent several wars from breaking out among the realms. Laufey showing up was unexpected, as was the little prince that came with him.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 519 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Loki - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5172 - Favs: 19,740 - Follows: 17,637 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Sparkle by Ne Quittez Pas reviews
Everyone knows the great detective L only takes cases he's interested in, cases with multiple victims... so why is he investigating a graffiti artist in Tokyo? LxLight AU, on hiatus
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,391 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Light Y., L
Looking Glass Wars by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Two-Shot. His mother is gone. His uncle is missing. And Zuko runs for his very life.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 5,178 - Follows: 1,709 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Payphone by Othalla reviews
He didn't care if his friends in the past were against it, it was his choice. And he wanted to be with him. Hinted slash. Follows canon up until the last few pages.
Psyren - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Ageha Y., Kyle - Complete
Mine is Biggest! by Bird of Dreams reviews
"There's no way yours is bigger than mine!" Only the Vongola can take such an 'innocent' topic and blow it completely out of proportions.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 305 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Prostate Examination by OoShaythePandaoO reviews
Ludwig goes in for a prostate exam, thinking it is an ordinary one but instead get's more than he bargains for when he gets Dr. Gilbert Beilschmidt as his doctor. And well let's just say the examination is thorough AU, Lemony Goodness One Shot Fixed up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Just His Luck by Tainted Rhapsody reviews
Naturally, Desmond materialized in the world of his ancestors' memories. Separate from them. And not only that, they both happened to like guys, too. Because that was not contradictory at all, and made loads of sense. AltairxDesmondxEzio Threesome Yaoi
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,988 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Altaïr, Desmond M.
Possessive by Miss Lady Demon reviews
I don't own Hetalia 2P Germany x 1P America. Yaoi, warning rape.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Germany, America - Complete
Questions by kuro-hebi13 reviews
Years later after the 5th Holy Grail War... "Have I answered your question Shirou?"
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Shirō E., Gilgamesh - Complete
From This World To the Next by nyahxneko reviews
Green had always felt like he had never belonged, perhaps he was just in the wrong place. When the spaces between time and fate begin to beckon, he must learn to answer them without a single look back. AU; Originalshipping; Red/Green; Gold/Silver
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Red, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Confessional & Neko by retroelectric reviews
BxLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/28/2012 - BB, Light Y. - Complete
To Sentence the Sky by KuraiArcoiris reviews
A few sentences about the sky and his familigia.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2462 - Favs: 11,150 - Follows: 5,974 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Assessment by DancingGrimm reviews
Ichiryu meets Komatsu for the first time, to see if he's good enough.
Toriko - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Komatsu, Toriko - Complete
Excessive Force by Late Night Iridescence reviews
What happens when the punks in Jidar shoot at Komatsu instead of Toriko? Toriko/Coco/Komatsu. Spoilers for the entire casino arc. Request fic.
Toriko - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Komatsu, Toriko - Complete
Heaven's Like by Zanchev reviews
Alfred sacrificed many things on his path of penance, but when he must face the most important of these - his brother Matthew; a bloodthirsty, insane demon. (Angel!Alfred and Demon!Matthew.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Syrup by retroelectric reviews
B and L are detective brothers, and they're both rather interested in having the same person. AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/5/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
In His Place by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
In place of Prussia to be the one that is dissolved Germanys volunteers to take his brothers place. AU Oneshot. Could be seen as Germancest or simply brotherly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Hidden Dagger and Bladed Fist by BlueBastard reviews
Trapped in the past, Desmond finds out first hand why both Altair and Ezio are Master Assassins. They, on the other hand, find Desmond irresistable, much to Desmond's dismay. Desmond/Altair/Ezio M/M/M SLASH
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Desmond M., Altaïr
Angel's Theory of Evolution by Yamino Tenshi 202 reviews
Doujin-based England remembers something that America said when he was a colony. He's determined to get the words out of him by any means necessary. Yum... UKUS Britannia Angel, MPreg?, Shota? Fail Summary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/29/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
FitShaced by DancingGrimm reviews
Five tales of drunken Kings
Toriko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Komatsu, Toriko - Complete
Naruto Emiya by Saphroneth reviews
Kakashi forgot to read the latest in the files on his team. Had he done so, he might have noticed that Naruto had lived through an extra decade of experience in the last week, gaining the abilities of someone from another world. Pretty much pure crack.
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,643 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 979 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Naruto U.
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 6,247 - Follows: 3,386 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
MANADA! by Yami Ryo reviews
What happens when you pull Canada's curl? America is about to find out. Hehehee...yaoi...Now a series of one-shots! PWP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,439 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Monsters: A Thor and Being Human crossover by ConeycatJr reviews
Loki falls into another realm, and learns there is more than one way to deal with being a monster.
Crossover - Being Human & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,039 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Loki - Complete
Birthday Wish by Creekluver777 reviews
It's already Red's birthday and he's looking forward to spending the day with Green. That might change when Green gets in a bad mood from some pesky trainers. Story is better than the summary. Rated M for language and sex
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Red, Anthea/Verbena - Complete
Piece of Heaven by mischief-monkey reviews
"I love you Hayato." A fire lit in Yamamoto's eyes, the burning glow illuminating hotly as the umber orbs gazed at him. "You need to learn that you belong only to me, so I will punish you." 8059
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/13/2011 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera - Complete
Taste of Fire by Earthborne reviews
Because high school is hard enough to survive without the Second Coming of Damnation falling in love with you.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,065 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Squee, Pepito - Complete
The Dating Experience by ZekuRoku reviews
"You totally don't want me dating Romano..." In a blink of an eye, the sharp edge of Spain's ax was an inch away from the American's crotch. America/Romano, Prussia/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased an ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Spain - Complete
Wanting by Pastaaaaaaa reviews
One Shot, PWP / "Russia wins the Cold War, and invites Prussia to 'annex' his brother and create a united, socialist Germany." / Germancest. Non-con/rape. Kink-meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Pissing a Rainbow by mapplepie reviews
Part 1 of PaR. In which Naruto is pissing a rainbow, Sakura is quite possibly from the future, Sasuke is a horrible actor, and Kakashi is confused and utterly ignored. Crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 143 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Bend in the Road by waterpulse reviews
Shindou Hikaru is invited to Korea for an exchange program following the Hokuto Cup. Expansion on 'If the Pieces Fit'. Ko Yeong-ha/Shindou Hikaru
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,171 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Hikaru S.
Peace, Love and Angst by LeahxLeah reviews
"People are stupid, John. You aren't. What that makes you, I don't know. But don't fool yourself into thinking that you are one of them—you're mine." Bits and drabbles surrounding Sherlock and John. SLASH, Pre-slash. Don't like, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,204 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
train to nowhere by ncfan reviews
The train goes nowhere, yet everyone wants to ride it. /20 Spirited Away drabbles./
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011
Navigation Hurts by romanescue reviews
After the mission, Kakashi finds his wayward blond student by the sea. Subtext and hints. Currently a one-shot. Written in snapshot-of-a-life style.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Concession by Late Night Iridescence reviews
When Toriko reacts badly to the news of Komatsu's agreement with Zebra, it's up to the injured chef to convince him they can work together. Slight Toriko/Komatsu/Zebra. Spoilers for 138-140.
Toriko - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Komatsu, Toriko - Complete
The Letter by Shinigami's Brush reviews
Niizuma Eiji finds a letter under his door and is determined to find the writer, but he's having a hard time. After all, it's pretty hard to find someone who technically doesn't exist, right? AU
Bakuman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Eiji N., Moritaka M.
Private Time by Dreaming of Everything reviews
People have certain sexual needs, and Komatsu is attempting to handle the matter as discreetly as he can. Unfortunately, his traveling companions are particularly sensitive, and definitely interested. Hints of Komatsu/Toriko/Coco/Zebra/Sani, unresolved.
Toriko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Komatsu - Complete
One Too Many by Fuyu Tatsu reviews
Alfred is invited over for a celebration at Ludwig's and Gilbert's place.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/13/2011 - America, Prussia - Complete
Night on the Baron Archipelago by Stariceling reviews
After their hunt for the Garara Gator, Toriko has a moment to consider his new companion.
Toriko - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Toriko, Komatsu - Complete
And then South Korea and Japan stayed up all night by inichuinmylife reviews
England discovers that Japan and South Korea have strange hobbies, get drunk easily and lose all sense of rational thought when they do... often to his detriment. Rated T for alcohol, stupid humour and just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Japan, South Korea - Complete
With Friends Like These by Legendary Legacy reviews
Man, Keitaro's best friend is SO COOL! The way he's so much better than everyone else and gets all the girls and steals the spotlight from the others! Wow, it's almost like he's not even human... Mockfic. This summary is decent, but could be better.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Keitaro U. - Complete
Gorgeous by yHime reviews
There are so many words used by others to describe his most precious person, but none of them had ever uttered the one word that Tsuna thought suited Hayato perfectly. Yaoi, 2759. Warnings inside.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., H. Gokudera - Complete
Importance by chocolatte-delight reviews
The importance of the nagging, bespectacled, straight man to Gintoki has never been more clear. Light GinShin, not too angsty
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Gintoki S., Shinpachi S. - Complete
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 260 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 10,280 - Follows: 4,030 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Consequences by Val-Creative reviews
America shouldn't have opened his mouth. England is now feeling vengeful. And naughty. UKUS. Requested by Hetalia Kink Meme. Citrusy. Standalone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/1/2011 - [England/Britain, America] France, Canada - Complete
Peeta Mellark's Five Favorite Things to Bake by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Peeta Mellark is ninety-six years old and the most beloved person in the Coal Estate, which was once – a long time ago, now – known as District 12.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Peeta M. - Complete
Steady Rhyme by chaos-music reviews
One, two, three, four. Bits and pieces from different days. Kafuka Fuura and her simply-constructed mindset isn't that simple at all. ;; gen. 4-tiered oneshot.
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kafuka F. - Complete
A Stroll Down the Alley by Ita-Neo reviews
Once upon a time, a high school student lived in Ikebukuro. That wouldn't be too bad if it didn't happen to include lunatic humanitarians, online gangs, and killer websites. IzayaXOC
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,033 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010
So Many Words, So Little Time by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
The Random Word Challenge: 25 Words. For the Pharaoh and the Night Guard. Yay! Cute slashieness
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Ahkmenrah, Larry D. - Complete
Genuine Attraction by nothign to see here reviews
Devil Survivor. Naoya had planned to use his cousin's childhood to wrap him around his finger, but something went awry along the way. Naoya x MC
Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,906 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naoya, Nameless - Complete
Who Are You and What Have You Done to My Italy? by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Due to one of England's magic spells, the Italy brothers have their personalities switched! How will Germany handle a negative and violent Italy, and how will Spain deal with a cheery and oblivious Romano? -Spamano, Gerita, and slight Prucan-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Texts From Last Night by LOVEZINKSY reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 158 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Holy Roma? by HallowShark1 reviews
Ludwig ends up little again. He and Feliciano then realize he's HRE. And, Feliciano decides to have some fun with his little empire.But,when word gets out,so does everyone eles Shota.Lemon.Italy/Little!Germany.Include other couples soon!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Relatively Civilian by Wingwyrm reviews
Sakura's plan to get into the academy with Sasuke and Naruto is pretty simple: Impress a ninja family with her brilliance. Good thing she knows how to get Ino to be her friend. Gen, time travel, Team Tensai 'Verse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
It's Raining Men, Hallelujah by Asuka Kureru reviews
Conan already has some kind of corpse magnet power, but when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them. From above. Witness.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 343 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 5,804 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 4,986 - Follows: 1,385 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 6,383 - Follows: 2,323 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 325 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
생일축하해요, 용수! by AsianTwinkiesFTW reviews
It's Yong Soo's birthday, and Hong Kong has a very special surprise for South Korea... I wanted to get something in on his birthday, so here it is! T for suggestive themes. KoHo Hong Kong/Yong Soo IN THAT ORDER MMKAYZ. ;D R&R kthanx.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Hong Kong, South Korea - Complete
The Curl by AsianTwinkiesFTW reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Yong Soo's ahoge was stroked? ;D Kimchiburger! US/S Korea Alfred/Yong Soo. T AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2010 - America, South Korea - Complete
I Didn't Know by Reigning Rats reviews
No one could place their finger on it. There was something off about America. Not even America could be prepared for the untimely and surprising moment when fifty warped to fifty-one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/11/2010 - America
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Spanish Discipline by Innatzu reviews
"Besáme. Dime que me amas" Antonio growled, his hands now gripping Romano's hips. His native tongue brushed erotically against skin, tingling his nerves. Romano never knew his lover could be so roughly dominant. Extra Hardcore Smut. Spain x Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Can't Buy My Love by rinkaku reviews
All Grimmjow wanted was to lead the remainder of his adult life as freely and boundless as he could. No, really. But it seemed a certain Sōsuke refused to let him do so alone. AU; slight OOC.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J.
It's a Witch! by MoonClaimed reviews
Ed tells Mustang the story of how Hoenheim spread Alchemy across the nations after the destruction of Xerxes. Post-series. Manga-verse. Complete and utter CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Hohenheim, Edward E. - Complete
Queen and Country by Mystical Magician reviews
When England escapes Voldemort, his thin veneer of gentility is stripped away to reveal the savage, bloodthirsty conqueror. One way or another, he will see the death of the Dark Lord. And he will laugh.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 179 - Published: 6/8/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Mangekyō Sharingan by Wingwyrm reviews
Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,858 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Scattered Notes by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Parents often write little notes of reminders in their children's lunch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/27/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The Beginning of Wisdom by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
z"It is foolish to become attached to anything or anyone. We are all replaceable, even the gods. That is the foremost of Lilith's teachings."
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Jadis the White Witch - Complete
In God We Trust by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Thirteen truths about the gods and mortals of the Shinobi World.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alternates by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been alone for his entire short life. Is it any surprise that with his creative imagination that he imagined up someone to be there with him? Schizo/MDP!Naruto. One-shot. CharDeath.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Misinformed by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Because Sasuke's a fool. He doesn't realize Sakura's done pulling punches.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 2,621 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Let Me Deceive You by whitetyger123 reviews
An Italian mob boss hears that his lover is in the hospital. Not the Italian you're thinking of! Feliciano/Ludwig Warning Violence, language, gore and very mature themes. AU, two chapters only.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Shiyuma Is A Family Man by hadaka reviews
But he'd rather be out killing Soviets.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Sena K.
Flirtation by lazaefair reviews
Four loosely linked ficlets in rough chronological order. Larry/Ahkmenrah UST. The boys snatching moments for themselves amid the chaos of the museum.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah - Complete
Stray Leaves by Flying Magic Snake reviews
On Permanent Hiatus: When Kakashi becomes Team Seven's jounin-sensei, he expects a lot of things. However, this Team Seven seems determined to prove him wrong on every single assumption. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 2,611 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Prayers to Broken Stone by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
This is Charn, after Jadis and the children leave. This is the grave of a universe.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Jadis the White Witch, Digory Kirke - Complete
Form and Function by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Aslan is a lion, utterly and undeniably. Susan finds this hard to reconcile with an equally undeniable correspondence that Lucy points out.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Susan Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 9,939 - Follows: 2,657 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
valued white lies by smartalker reviews
The whole fat world’s a naked model posing for a treasure map, flaws dolled up by X’s. — Cheshire Cat
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Cheshire Cat - Complete
If the Pieces Fit by waterpulse reviews
#11 - Birthday: "Maybe in Japan," Yongha replies, a predatory gleam in his eyes, "but here, you've been 'old enough' for four years."
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Hikaru S. - Complete
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Big Things Come In Small Packages by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Come Christmastime again and all Albus got were books again. But there was a small present with a pleasant surprise awaiting him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
By Any Other Name by moogsthewriter reviews
Cultural miscommunications are annoying for everyone, but they’re almost always painful for Jim Kirk. AKA, Five times aliens mistook Kirk for someone or something else, and one time they didn’t.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 180 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Hear Her Roar by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
He seems to have forgotten just who she is. Rated for brief mentions of torture.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Keeper by TreeStar reviews
He keeps the straw hat with him. Nominated for Best Angst, and Best Drabble Under 1,500 Words in the 2008 One Piece Fanfiction Awards. Decided to post it here.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 7,129 - Follows: 2,238 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
What is a man, after all, to a woman who has learned to smile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Deviant Behavior by keem reviews
Nothing ever escapes L's watchful gaze.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sayu Y., Light Y. - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 242 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
An Ounce of Prevention by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
During the timeskip, Sakura finds a very interesting diary among Tsunade's books and papers. Trouble ensues. Minor crossover with Harry Potter. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Sakura H. - Complete
The Art of Being Strong by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Because in the end everything he's ever done, every step he's ever taken, has been for them...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Words by Nilahxapiel reviews
Poem. A secret eulogy from L to Watari.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2008 - L, Watari - Complete
Kurenai sensei by swabloo reviews
The deadly truth behind Kurenai,her teachings,and her students.Why team eight was the only one not to show any progress or change in both skills and personality during the Chunin exam,even after months of training.Genjutsu is deceitful, & people are blind
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Kurenai Y. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 8,995 - Follows: 1,243 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Just Once More by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Alice Longbottom does not die in St. Mungo's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Alice L., Neville L. - Complete
Harry's Mask by Bramblerose4 reviews
Excerpt: Seven years of being in the limelight had trained Harry how to speak to people without betraying his true self. Harry Ron friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Promises by SilverInkblot reviews
Come with me; back to a time of innocene and wonder, summer days and starry nights. Where the promises you made were the priciples you lived by. Come back; because you never should have left.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 8,620 - Follows: 5,185 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Spira Mirabilis by Nilah Dante reviews
Sayu, worried about her brother, decides to sneak into his room to steal his diary, triggering the explosion that causes her death and Light’s serious injury. With a scar and no memories of the Death Note, how will Yagami Light’s life unfold? LxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,874 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Light Y., L
Four Weddings and an Apocalypse by Elektra3 reviews
In which Lilie gets married, and causes World War III. More or less in that order.
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 4,822 - Follows: 829 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Contrary to Popular Belief by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Haruno Sakura has never loved Uchiha Sasuke before the instant he whispers thank you. Uchiha Sasuke has loved Haruno Sakura ever since the instant he first lays eyes on her when he is 5yearsold.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
i kill you snap by Unspoken Tragedy reviews
i suck at summeries! read my story plzkthanx! 10 reviews or ii wont update or write eva again & you will be sorry for ruining my life!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 2,558 - Follows: 361 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 528 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Never Meant to Be by Suffering Angel reviews
Ichigo's other self contemplates about the only two emotions he's left with. One of them is jealousy. The other? Something which shall forever more remain unrequited as he thinks about the King of his World. Episode 59 spoilers
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Wonderland by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Alice Longbottom, 200 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Alice L. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2830 - Favs: 7,184 - Follows: 610 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Family by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
There are things Petunia doesn't think of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Thanks by NeuroticSquirrel reviews
Kenshin gets drunk. Saitou and Sano think he's cute. Yaoi.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/9/2003
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 2,581 - Follows: 312 - Published: 1/8/2002
Voices by Chaotica reviews
Squee gets confronted by a being not unlike Sickness.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2001
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Sticks and Stones reviews
Kagami is an assassin, and nobody needs to know. Until now. (Or: the somewhat BAMF Kagami AU that no one asked for, but got anyway.) Slash. Cover picture not mine.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/3/2016 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Kagami T., Generation of Miracle, OC
Flowing Water reviews
What do you do when you wake up in a time that has long since passed? Soma doesn't know, but he reckons he'll just go along with the flow. Time travel fic! No romance, just friendship and the barest hint of crushes. Drabble-ish(?) series. Cover image not mine.
Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Soma Y.
Growing Up reviews
Kise is certainly confused when he wakes up in a place that looks a lot like his old bedroom, but he is a bit more occupied with the fact that he even woke up at all, because falling down twenty-two stories wasn't really something that you could just shrug off. Time Travel, Kise-centric, GOM/Kise. Slight The Gamer crossover. Probably a little canon divergent. Cover image not mine.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Kise R., Generation of Miracle
Wonderland reviews
"Did the client really offer five hundred trillion yen just to assassinate Akashi Seijuuro, Hattercchi?" Strange codenames, unusual conversations, abnormal personalities. Kise is hiding more secrets than they realize. Just what is Wonderland, anyway? Kise-centric. Cover Image not mine.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/16/2015
Amethyst reviews
Skull is actually a broken child soldier, and tries to do all he can for his precious Arcobaleno before his time runs out. A Skull-is-Harry fic. Inspired by Tempestas D. Uzu's Bonds Of A Soldier! Rewritten version of Facing Your Demons!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Harry P., Skull
Heartbeat reviews
Han Shinwoo and his friends have quite a bit on their plate: between hiding the fact that they're undercover Demon Exterminators from Rai and his friends (who definitely aren't human) to (read: trying to) cleaning up all the recent messes in their city, what's a group of four teenagers to do? Drabble-ish(?) series. Cover Image not mine.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/17/2015 - Noblesse/노블레스
Facing Your Demons reviews
The Arcobaleno Curse had not gone quietly. Each victim has their own demons to face, whether they be recent or decades into the past. And Skull will help them do so, whether or not they want him to. But what happens when Skull's own demons from the past come knocking? A Skull-is-Harry-fic. Inspired by Tempesta D. Uzu's Soldier Series! Cover not mine. DISCONTINUED PLS CHECK PROFILE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,937 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015
Silver reviews
"What gives you the right to rule my life?" In a world where betrayals are common, and hate is not unusual, I will have my freedom, no matter the cost. "I-It's a baby!" ...That is, if I can actually survive my childhood! SI (not really)/OC fic. Reborn x OC x Fon. Also a bit of Arcobaleno x OC. Cover picture not mine.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 5/1/2015 - OC, Squalo S.
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