SetPhasers2Stun
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Joined 08-06-04, id: 648371, Profile Updated: 02-18-12
Author has written 5 stories for StarTrek: The Original Series, and Misc. Books.

I wish to become Vulcan, however, I realize I am emotionally compromised and no longer pursue this endeavor.

I have written a silly humor fic for star trek:(I will leave it up, and learn from my mistakes :D)

-it has to do with oranges: Thanks to all that have favorited this piece, very heartening :D

(I have finished this one, after much editing... hopefully it is better :D)

I also attempted an adventure fic revolving around political intrigue:

-the word 'ninjas' was in the title...reviews would be nice

Another project was started with a sue-like character running amok:

-vulcanblood (>:D) had beta'ed it for me, still...much to be done...will update when the plot bunnies return with my pens...

Another project, still is threatening to be posted... nope. it's been posted...please read :D

-it may be funny, it may be scary...all i know is that it is called 'Wingman' at this point.

Also, I had posted a story with original characters/plot...a big fanfiction no-no...this will be moved to fictionpress.com

Please REVIEW! our writing will improve, and so will your experience :)

Thanks for reading,

SetPhasers2Stun

P.S.: Oh, I also have a profile that isn't quite up yet on Fictionpress.com. On this site I will be placing a writing journal of sorts with original characters. My Pen Name is Kimona.

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Five Things You Will Never Hear by Darkwood Princess reviews
There are some things that will never be said.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Complete
Suddenly, Darcy by magwitch reviews
Post-Avengers. Nick Fury gives back the Tesseract to Thor, claiming that humanity is not ready for that kind of power. In exchange, Odin banishes Loki on Earth until the Bifrost regenerates itself. He is to help S.H.I.E.L.D. repair the damage he has caused. If he does not comply, he will be stripped of his immortality. Meanwhile, Darcy Lewis is in desperate need of a job.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,328 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Loki, Darcy L.
Vanilla Twilight by Dracophile reviews
At the anniversary of Vulcan's destruction, Jim does something crazy. Ending up in the past, he has to survive Vulcan, find a way to warn Vulcan about Nero without being committed, and all the while staying with Spock's family-and seven year old Spock!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,146 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 4/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Official Reasons for Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
Based of my other story "The Official List of Unofficial Rules". Ever wonder why the Enterprise has so many Unofficial Rules? Here's a few reasons.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,522 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011
J 'N B Series by KLMeri reviews
Comment!fics written for the jim and bones lj comm. Either K/M or implied K/M. - COMPLETE
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 86,514 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 7/26/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Quirks of Jim Kirk by Dark Satirist reviews
Jim Kirk has many quirks. Here are twenty-six completely unrelated, random, crackish insights to his life. Emphasis on crack. Contains some mild cursing, Spock logic, and McCoy's hyposprays.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 51,544 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/2/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Insontis by KCS reviews
Kid!fic universe created for the LiveJournal community trek crackbingo. Unadulterated, unashamed crackfic, fluff, etc. Read at your own peril; you have been properly warned. Kirk/McCoy/Spock centric ficlet series, Gen. Complete now, other than bits and pieces I'll add when the urge takes me. New: Continuation of Amusement Park.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 138,647 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
Setting the Course by Putaro reviews
Part 1 of Five Year Mission: After Terra Prime, Enterprise prepares for a five year mission beyond the boundaries of the Coalition while the Romulans prepare mischief. Trip and T'Pol get "a lot of work done" on their relationship.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,024 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011 - T'Pol, C. Tucker - Complete
Life of Grimm by Quryuu reviews
See the life on the Enterprise through the eyes of an OC. There are various crossovers but it mostly pertains to Star Trek
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,527 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012
Dependency: Secrets by WalkingIvy reviews
Complete! When the Enterprise is sent to check in on a ship that's become strangely unresponsive, they find a missing crew and emotion-sucking aliens. This story is pre-slash of the Spones variety. Sequel to 'Dependency'.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,200 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
How to Tell if You Love Star Trek by TheEmberRaven reviews
These are 15 signs that you may be a Trekkie. You have been warned.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Complete
A Tasty Dish to Set Before by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Spock encounters T'Pring a couple years after the events in "Amok Time"
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Spock
Pre digital Man by Spockchick reviews
Tales of the unlikely friendship between Riley and Hendorff (that's Cupcake to us). Occasionally they invoke the wrath of Scotty. They are the Spike and Chester of Starfleet.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Cupcake
Crossroads by Vulcan Wolf reviews
Jim Kirk doesn't end up as the "only genius-level repeat-offender in the Midwest", and the ST:X we know and love goes a tad differently. What if there was someone around to steer Jim on the straight-and-narrow, and straight into the arms of his destiny?
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,768 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - J. Kirk, J. Kirk
A User's Guide to CAPTAIN KIRK by Samiferal reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a CAPTAIN KIRK! When all else fails, you have to read the instructions - this little handbook tells you everything you need to know. Plus the package includes a free Spock plushie. Unecht series part 2.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Search for Sarek by T'Riva's Sarek Sanctum reviews
Where has Sarek gone? Kirk & McCoy can't find him! Some anecdotal silliness.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Sarek - Complete
Let Me Rephase PWP, drabble by T'Riva's Sarek Sanctum reviews
Sarek being funny. Amanda being annoyed. A "PWP" is prose without plot, I believe. A drabble is prose that is exactly 100 words.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
A Ride to Remember by T'Riva's Sarek Sanctum reviews
Hide and seek, a little nookie, and getting caught. Sarek/Amanda, Kirk, original character.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
The Flash Perquisition by Steve61 reviews
Sheldon's favorite t-shirt is destroyed, forcing him and the gang to search for a new one.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Be Seated by Oldguy73 reviews
Trip finds that sometimes a simple request can lead to problems.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/17/2011 - C. Tucker, T'Pol - Complete
I Once Had a Vulcan Pen Pal by Vivian Street reviews
"If interested please reply with alacrity and quickness for your Unparalleled assistance is FORTY PERCENT of 3.5 MILLION reward."-Spock receives a scam email.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Spock - Complete
Once Upon a Farmhouse by LuminiaAravis reviews
Amanda's been having a rough time living on Vulcan lately, so she decides to take a year-long vacation to Earth, bringing Spock with her. While Amanda gets her fresh air, Spock meets a little someone in a little town called Riverside, Iowa...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
Vulcan Friendship by Aelimir reviews
Prequel to TOS. A bit AU. Kirk meets Spock as a fellow student at Starfleet Academy. Will Kirk be able to reach Spock's seemingly unfeeling heart and become friends?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,298 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/14/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Hot by SunnyInOregon reviews
Uhura is hot.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2011 - M. Scott, Uhura - Complete
Holography 1: The Catalyst by Pat Foley reviews
Spock leaves for Starfleet, setting off a series of catastrophic events between Sarek, who opposes his son's decision, and Amanda, who opposes Sarek and supports her son's choice. Note: Mature themes. complete
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,613 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Spock, Sarek - Complete
Star What? To Boldly Watch by DarkEidolon reviews
Luke and Han both want to be captain. Wedge has a red shirt on and the Wookiee is suprisingly logical. Leia is NOT a doctor. You knew it had to happen. For bookdragon01. Rated for language.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
Under the Influence by DragonsExist reviews
Alternate Universe- "I do not understand your presumption that I possess an agglomeration of female undergarments." Spock's POV
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Yeah, That Never Happened by MP - Mary Contrary reviews
Deanna couldn't possibly be serious...
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2010 - T'Pol, C. Tucker - Complete
A Girl Like Jim by Dracophile reviews
After a problem involving pheromones and the transporter, Jim has been turned into a girl. How will he deal with his new body, a new outlook, and a certain monthly gift do you suppose? How will the rest of the crew? eventual Spock/Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,124 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Idiots Guide to Spacetravel by Genim Stilinski reviews
Sometimes, the stupid things that the crew did amazed Archer.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - J. Archer
Collision by Jed Rhodes reviews
James T. Kirk - meet James T. Kirk.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - J. Kirk, J. Kirk
Are You Challenging Me? by saidicam reviews
A bit of fluff in response to a theme challenge. My first attempt at posting a story here. Just trying to figure this all out.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - C. Chapel, Spock - Complete
An Accident of Diplomacy by Djinn1 reviews
A routine diplomatic mission is anything but for Spock and Christine as wackiness ensues.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,306 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Spock, C. Chapel
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Two duos arrive via The Jewel Express at Mountain City. Two of four are college students on holiday, the other two are kids, with a mission. Nestled in the heart of Mountain City's town center is mystery, intrigue and adventure. All begins w/ mistaken ID.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Published: 2/18/2012
Wingman Woes reviews
Jim and Bones had an argument. Everyone suffered. Actions were taken. Spock is missing. Jim is de-aged. Strange contraption is playing a monologue about 'space the final frontier...' no slash, Time Travelers,too please read and review
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012
In Space with Oranges reviews
Orange Juice to Power Spaceships- the force of citrus goodness and the strength of vitamin C. Warning, this may not live up to the expectations of grammar-fanatics. Please read and review, thanks! No SLASH, fyi
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Plucked and Plonked: a transporter malfunction reviews
What is a bookish, specky, couch potato-ish time traveler/ scholar mage to do when, in midst of applying science to magic, she is whisked to the 23rd century by a transporter affected by previously undetected anomalies."
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012
In Which Jim escapes a Ninja's Wrath reviews
The Enterprise visits Planet Shiruba Hana, the inhabitants have adopted the traditional Japanese lifestyle and philosophical standings. Within you'll find: Intrigue, alien banana sushi and new people like: Tashi Soto. Please R&R NO SLASH
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - H. Sulu, J. Kirk