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Joined 08-07-04, id: 648720
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Rurouni Kenshin, Batman, Gundam Wing/AC, and Anime X-overs.

UPDATE: We're back! They've let us post again! (Thank you very much for that, by the way!) Yay! We're back! We're back! We're back!

Well, we're excited about it anyway... *turns back and sulks*

Greetings muggles and other wannabe wizards:

We would like to start by stating that we are in no way, shape or form JK Rowling. We do not even think we could be tranfigured into JK Rowling with a lot of time and work.

ponders* Would that be considered an animagus transformation?

Anyway, we're posting this journal (which was found after a certain prisoner saw fit to take off about three years ago) from Cell 13 of Azkaban. We are sending this out on the backs of cockroaches which we have trained to type (because honestly, what else do we have to do in Azkaban). Please excuse the typos as the cockroaches have very poor vision, thus making it difficult for them to edit. On the plus side, since we hear that cockroaches can survive even one of your ridicuous nuclear bombs; neither rain, nor snow, nor nuclear holocost will keep us from posting this journal to you.

ponders* Of course, there will be no one left to read it... and nothing left to post it on... oh well...

Any and all flames will be laughed at by the dementors who make us feel far worse than you ever could.

Have a nice day, or at least a better one that we are having.

The Wailing Weirdos of Cell 13


Where's my mommy...?

P.S. We have tried to send a message to our mother, but she is afraid of cockroaches... if you see her please direct her to this site...

throws rock at dementor*
Get away!

Oh never mind... this is pointless anyway...

Go away...

huddles in cell, crying*

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Sirius Black's Journal reviews
Sirius Black has just been thrown into Azkaban. What better way to keep his sanity than to keep a journal? And here it is, presented to you by the wailing weirdos of cell 13! Enjoy and please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Sirius B.
Anime Iron Chef reviews
Three teams from varying anime Sorcerer Hunters, Rurouni Kenshin and Gundam Wing compete for the title of best cook of all anime! Who will win? Please check it out. No less than 19 anime manga referenced by the end! Please R&R!
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007
Gundam Theater Presents: The Phantom of the Opera reviews
Gundam Theater's second play. Both Gundam Wing cast and Rurouni Kenshin cast attempt to perform The Phantom of the Opera. This is more of a Ruroken story, but Gundam's here, and the first chapter is pretty much theirs. Please read and review!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Duo M., Heero Y.
Adventures in Babysitting: Rurouni Kenshin Style reviews
Kenshin visits Hiko's home only to find an amusing surprise. His master is now... a child? What happened? How will he change back? Will the story make any sense at all? Read, review and find out!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Kenshin, Hiko
Judge Megumi reviews
Join the chaos in the courtroom as Kenshin and Hiko sue and counter sue each other. Whether they want to or not! Believe it or not, it's kind of funny. Other anime characters involved as well! Please R&R!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Megumi, Kenshin
Gundam Theater Presents: Hamlet reviews
A story (not a script) about the cast of Gundam Wing putting on a play, their own version of Hamlet. Probably something that they shouldn't have done... and honestly, they don't have the purest motivation, clearly noticable by the fact that the full titl
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Heero Y., Duo M.
Cat's in the Cradle reviews
Just a little peek into the life of Batman and Catwoman after they get married and have a child. Will this marriage work out? Should it? What's going on here? Are Batman and Catwoman... singing? Please read and review!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2005
RK Adventures in Babysitting2:Attack of the chibis reviews
Rurouni Kenshin Sorcerer Hunters crossover. Adventures in Babysitting: Rurouni Kenshin Style sequel. SH are in Kyoto to get rid of evil magic, Hiko gets a new apprentice, and, of course... someone is chibified! Please R&R!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Kenshin, Megumi
Finding Azkaban reviews
Join Sirius on his quest to learn about Peter Pan and why Remus thinks they act alike, while learning about all sorts of weird things that you wouldn't really expect. Please Read and Review. It's funny. Really, it is!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Rurouni Kenshin Infomercial reviews
The cast of Ruroken gets hired to do an infomercial for some workout equipment. Slight Sorcerer Hunters crossover as well. This is what happens when we get bored. Please review. By the way, we own nothing!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Kenshin, Hiko
Just Your Average Teenage Samurai Deleted Scene reviews
Tribute to Li'l Yahiko. This a little scene set in her reincarnation Kenshin story. Kenshin survives math in Meiji High. Suggested reading: Just Your Average Teenage Samurai by: Li'l Yahiko (up to Ch. 13 at least)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Kenshin, Saitou