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Author has written 2 stories for X-Men, and Lord of the Rings.


Hey! I'm still enigmagirl2727, but I don't live here anymore! While I full-heartedly appreciate the reviews that have been trickling in on my stories here, I'm not really so much a fanfic-er anymore. My own projects can be found at fictionpress.net under the same username I use here, and I would be overjoyed if anyone wanted to take a look at them.

A Brief List of the Fanfiction Terms I've had to Uncover the Meanings of For Myself, Not Wanting Other Writers to Have to Suffer:

~Mary-Sue: A classic. An OC (see below) who is usually gorgeous, talented, and for all intents and purposes perfect. She almost always finds a way of getting her slimy hands on the 'hottest' male character. Though now thoroughly ridiculed and despised throughout the fanfiction community, thus giving rise to the popular culture of 'Sue-Slayers' or mocking Mary Sues and their preteen writers, you can still find a few thinly-veiled examples if you look closely. The writers of Mary-Sues are usually teen girls obsessed with the actor(s) who play the characters in the movies and are given to horrific mangaling of the English language with capitalization lIke THiS!1 and usually forget how they'd described their characters originally thus giving rise to the ever changing hair/eye colors of the MSs. A less popular variation is the Gary-Stu, a male Mary-Sue.

~OC: Other Character, Anyone not from Canon (see below)

~Canon: The original story and all that that entails.

~AU: Alternate Universe.

~Tenth Walker: An exclusively LOTR (Lord Of The Rings) term, meaning anyone, though almost always a Mary-Sue, who accompanies the fellowship, which is of course fundamentally wrong as itis necessary to have the NINE walkers to counter the NINE riders or ring-wraiths. (Camilla Sandman has some brillant stuff on 'Elrond's Naturally Nine' in her OFUM stories).

~Jott and the like: the combination of two characters' names to indicate that the writer is portraying them as a couple. This can get very confusing if you aren't familiar with all of the character's names.

~Slash: The coupling of same sex characters who are most likely not portrayed as gay/lesbians in the actual canon. This is generally frowned upon, only becuase if you're changing a character's sexuality then chances are you're messing with multiple other story elements too, but on rare occassion has been done well.

~MiSTing and MST3000: Sheer brillance. Mystery Science Theater 3000 was atelevision show some years back that has since tragically stopped airing which featured a man (Mike Nelson...after thatJoel guy left. I like Mike better.) who is trapped in a space ship by the nefarious Dr. Forrester and shown awful movies to determine the breaking point of the human mind. BUT, Mike/Joel cleverly builds two robots, Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo and with their help mocks the movies in an attempt to remain sane. To hysterical results. Hence the style of watching/reading something terrible and mocking it's every sentance is known as MiSTing, though where the 'i' came from I haven't the slightest. This can be done by either the three described above, the canon characters from the same fandom as the bad fic they are being 'forced' to read, or even the author of the MiST themselves. Kielle has a wonderful example posted on this very site, and I have links to both that's sequel and several dozen other fabulous links for those so inclined. Really, don't be afraid to write me! I'm not scary...okay so not that scary...

~Flames: A name for abusive and more often than not profanity filled reviews left by evil/reeeeally bored people, though usually not without reason. Equally bored writers will sometimes request them as amusement.

Stories I Wrote A Long Time Ago And Will Not Be Coerced To Update:

X-men Redefined: My first ever story. It, er, is kinda confusing. Alright, so it's so confusing I don't even fully understand it. A work of evil genius if you will. Truly epic plot that I didn't have the patience or skill to do justice to, hence it sits 2/3 finished for all enternity...

'And That's Why We Should Leave These Things Alone, formerly Attack of the Mary Sues Only Different: Every interdemensional traveler who goes to the LOTR verse is turned into a Mary Sue, and real Mary Sues from all over the place are suddenly able to get in. Enigma, the gatekeeper and preventer of such awful circumstances enlists the help of Kiera, a human from our world who is decidedly not Mary-Sueish (regardless of the Sue body Enigma had to put her in to get her through the portal). Not, it's more plausible than that. And not in any way shape or form based on me. It's actually quite good!...if you like that sort of thing.

Best of luck on future endeavours,


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Chance and Circumstance by Steahl reviews
Chapter eight up Kurt/Kitty Sweet and Sad, but getting back to the good things in life. ...Please read and Review...
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,141 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 2/9/2003
Harry Potter And The MiddleEarthians by Paige Darke reviews
Kayli's back. Well, she never really left. What happens when you mix an Elf, a confused human girl, a castleful of wizard students, and a war against a Dark Lord? The usual. Sequel to EHMSOH! Crossover with HP.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,954 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Legolas, Elrohir
Tears of Healing by grandmarumkin reviews
Chapter 6 up! At long last! Our heroine has an unpleasant visitor. Life in Mirkwood is on a down ward turn, and it's gonna get worse before it gets better. Will she ever be able to have Legolas's love? Romance. Leggy/OC Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,731 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Legolas, Legolas
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Deathless by Jeremy Harper reviews
AU, Complete. A fallen X Man returns, arisen anew in deathless might. Kitty Pryde and the Astonishing X Men struggle to save their transformed friend and thwart the dark powers commanding his allegence.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,426 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Shao Lung Little Dragon by Tyna reviews
UPDATED AFTER 2 YEARS LOL! Chapter 10 now up. Jubilee is force grown to adulthood and trained by the Hand. Upon escaping she tries to find a way back to the U.S. and tries to pick up her life with the XMen.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,173 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/22/2000
Why Killing Yourself Is A Bad Idea by mbus55 reviews
When I tried to commit suicide, I recieved a punishment far worse than hell... keeping ten of fiction's most suicidal characters from doing themselves in. Features Lord of the Rings, Le Mis, Troy, and Harry Potter characters and a lot of fun randomosity.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005
Alex & the XMen by Kitty Rasputin reviews
Now a crossover with Labyrinth. What is Alex's connection to the XMen? Who is Spell? Read and Review
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,920 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 11/17/2004
Starr Struck by crazyroninchic reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
The Last Valerious by Ogreatrandom reviews
The story of Velkan's partwerewolf daughter, and how she fights Dracula. The prolouge is about Velkan's wife though. I think I'm getting to the end of this story.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,244 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005
What are you doing? by Arsinoe Selene reviews
Formaly in LoTR, Too many different char popped up. With my author powers, I bring Paris, prince of Troy, Aragorn, Legolas, and Will Turner among others to my 'house'. Fangirls are included in package.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,913 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004
Orc Busters! by Faramir Fancier reviews
Aragorn and Legolas start a new company, drag Faramir and Boromir into it, then run around Middle-earth killing Orcs and other servants of Sauron. However, they seem to forget that Sauron's already dead...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005
When You Break A TV by Ogreatrandom reviews
When Maggie breaks her TV she is punnished with seven nights of being trapped in her favorite movies as less then desirable characters. Princess Bride is the first. Now complete!
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,166 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2205 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Long Hair Is A Bad Idea by Cheez Socks reviews
MarySue's long, flowing, shimmering, beautiful hair isn't always a good thing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Even Angels have Scars by Blue Frodo reviews
A rehistory of Kurt Wagner that focuses on his life as a circus performer in Europe and is a blending of both the movieverse and comic verse. This story gives an entirely different perspective on where his scars came from and why. COMPLETE.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 56 - Words: 149,291 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Nightcrawler, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Of Second Shots and Summers Plots by Mrs. Jean Grey-Summers reviews
Professor Xavier leaves the mansion in the capable hands of Scott and Jean while he goes on vacation. Jott, Kurtty, Romy, Jubby, Ramara, Rahmie, Tonda, Tabietro, AleX23, SamAmanda, minor Loro... SEQUEL TO ‘THE LOCKDOWN' Part 2 in The OverDone Series
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,563 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 7/18/2004
Lament of the Niphredils by Spirit Anduril reviews
How can a mortal fall in love with an immortal? Would such a stand against race and age be accepted and allowed... if the mortal is a girl born to murder and destroy, and the immortal is a Prince of Mirkwood? LegolasOC... conventional... and yet not so. :
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 171,710 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/6/2002 - Legolas, Legolas
The Vampire Remus by A Denial reviews
ROMY. We have Remy as a vampire, and we have Rogue as the girl who unwittingly falls in love with him, plus a talented supporting cast (Logan, Jean, Alex,). And, y'know? This story is now COMPLETE. Ooh, and now there's a little peek at what's to come next
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,545 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Complete
Mutants of the Caribbean by Peachy Lime Daiquiri reviews
COMPLETE Bad title. Will be changed…sometime. So basically, our favorite (and least favorite) mutants star in PotC. Major KURTTY and Forge as The Director! Lots of Evan-bashing! Flames welcome! Rated just in case! Flames welcome! Go read it!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,206 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Complete
Shall We Flirt? by EE's Skysong reviews
Rogue sees Remy hanging around with a girl, jumps to conclusions and decides to date Bobby! Remy's too preoccupied with an offer from the Guild to set her straight, so Kitty, Kurt, and Jubilee decide to fix them back up again. Romy, Kurtty, Jubby
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,345 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Greenleaf by LegolasLover2003 reviews
CH3 UP! Legolas falls in love with a mysterious maiden in the woods. Later, Arwen professes love for Legolas. He rejects her & Arwen acuses him of trying to seduce her. Legolas is put on trial & only his mysterious love can save him. Based on "Lanval".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Rest of Their Lives by Shebashciman reviews
The story about the continuation and the end of the characters' lives in A Tale of Two Cities. Written by Shebashciman(regular font) and EnigmaGirl2727(itatlic font)
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2005
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Through the Years by demiducky25 reviews
COMPLETED: This story follows the X-men, particularly Gambit and Rogue, through the years...love, loss, family, struggle for acceptance...also featuring Wolverine, Storm, Iceman, Cyclops, Jubliee, Jean-Grey, Beast, Prof. X, Nightcrawler...
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,923 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Complete
The Family Project by Mrs. Jean Grey-Summers reviews
What happens when Professor Xavier gives his students one of those pretend to be married assignments? What if he decided to take it to the next level? What if he had a real reason for it? Couples inside!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,263 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 2/16/2004
With friends like these by Joey1 reviews
A small ficlet. Illyana muses on some of the more annoying quirks of her best friends.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
Where'd the Plotline Go? by Alaina reviews
This started out as a sentence-by-sentence story at a sleepover while waiting for breakfast. Obviously it's developed a bit since then, but we thought we'd post it anyway. yeah huh! Enjoy and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 2/21/2003
Paper Flowers by oldprydefan reviews
A tale of Soulswords, Diaries, love, friendships, and connections. Kitty Pryde and Peter (Piotr) Rasputin. Ch 18 up. Rachel and Illyana's reactions to everything that's happening, the identity of that person Kitty was hugging in the graveyard.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 213,734 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 3/7/2004
In Unison by Jimaine reviews
What happens when the XMen decide that a certain team member has stalled long enough. Various XMen plot to get Kurt to propose to Amanda or Amanda to propose to Kurt! Fluff warning, folks, this is a pancakeworthy fic!
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3164 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
X-MST3K by Kielle reviews
The birth of an online legend...the legend of the almighty Shadow! Winner of numerous fanfic awards and, well, just darn funny.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,922 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2001
A life-debt to Kurt by Gaea reviews
Diane was basically kicked out by her family when they found out she's muntant with the power to create things out of the molecules of the things around her. She refused to use her powers. Nightcrawler found her dying, brought her to the mansion. Ah..
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,448 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2001 - Published: 3/1/2001
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And That's Why We Should Leave These Things Alone reviews
SOMEONE has messed up the SpaceTime Continuum... again. Comedy and a MarySue epidemic ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005
Xmen Redefined reviews
...a couple of OCs and my favorite X-men, with plots all my own. Finally explained to near it's entirety. Good luck. Please R and R.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,915 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 8/30/2004