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Author has written 12 stories for Digimon, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Lord of the Rings.

"Dance, when you're broken open.
Dance, if you've torn the bandage off.
Dance in the middle of the fighting.
Dance in your blood.
Dance, when you're perfectly free."

Name: Dana

Age: 24

Likes: lime

Dislikes: the fact that if I think about going down the stairs when I'm going down the stairs, I trip and fall down

My name is Dana, and because I am an English MA student in university, I feel justified in spending the time that I do on this site. It might be interesting to note that I am actually a pirate - I'm an 'international-trade-embargo' law breaker, I have a pirate tattoo, and I wield my dagger letter opener with unmatched finesse.

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Commala-come-eight!
The hour groweth late!
No matter what the shade ya cast
You're in the hands of fate.

Commala-come-ki,
There's a time to live and one to die.
With your back against the final wall
Ya gotta let the bullets fly.

Song of Susannah, Stephen King

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Irreparable by Nyiestra reviews
A false accusation leads to divisive revelations for the Jump Street team. SLASH.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,512 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005
Dead End Angels by Mamushi reviews
SLASH (JW). Reincarnation fic-everyone's alive and well in the present-ish and all that fun crap. Set in a high school setting.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,246 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 11/13/2003
BlackSword by Ben Skywalker reviews
Nine years after the events of the movie, Jack meets back up with Will and Elizabeth. When something from Jack's past puts Will in lifethreatening danger, will he be able to save the younger man?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,238 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Complete
Never Let You Fall by Nyiestra reviews
A series of drabbles looking at the slightly darker, more depressing moments for the Jump Street team. There will probably be more in the future.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 10/12/2005
AND THE SECOND OF THESE IS ENVY by jenthegypsy reviews
He does not drink the finest of brandies this night, neither port, nor the smoky distilled spirits of his ancestors.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2005
Veracity by Arkaeo reviews
Elizabeth Turner has a child, and has to deal with the truth which is, among other things, that it isn't Will's. Oneshot, character death. JE WE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Birds by Eurothrashed reviews
A 100 word Barbossa and Elizabeth snippet aboard the Pearl. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
Sins by vanillafluffy reviews
A turning point in the relationship between El and Sands. Previously chronicled in "A Good Dog" and "Reawakening". Post-movie AU. Slash. Non-con/dub con.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Complete
Unmerit by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. A meeting between Jack Sparrow and one of his many fans.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC - Complete
Wisdom's Gate by vanillafluffy reviews
American Gods" Neil Gaiman & "The Ninth Gate". Features among other things: angels, demons, Egyptian gods, talking cats, crop circles and a ghost. COMPLETE!
Crossover - American Gods & Ninth Gate - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,960 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Complete
POTC: The curse of that darn ring by schofield-pitt reviews
My version of what would happen if the Caribbean was crossed with Middle Earth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004
Writer's Perogative by vanillafluffy reviews
One shot fluff -- take one hormonal writer, add tequila and a Johnny Depp film festival -- tongue-in-cheek fun ensues. Emphasis on the tongue-in-cheek part.
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Complete
Flying Lessons 101 by KatieZ reviews
Harry asks Ron what it's like to kiss a girl you actually like (one who isn't crying at the time). Ron's answer: "It's like flying." Harry finds out the truth about kisses, as well as the truth about Ron and Hermione. One shot, OotP spoilers. RHr HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Our Beautiful Life Or I Want To Be A Pirate by ceridwen-amyed reviews
Sometimes all a perfect life is lacking is a little adventure...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2004
From Anonymity to Infamy:Jack Sparrow's Tale by catgirlutah reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow hasn't always been known as Captain, or Jack Sparrow for that matter. Follow him through life changing events that made him become the dashing, yet odd, pirate we all enjoyed in the remarkable movie. Please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,935 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Complete
Death and the Captain by Trinity Day reviews
Old Nick? That’s nothing. Every pirate worth his weight has met Nick at least once. Now I’ve a story worth hearing. I once met Death yet here I am, alive to tell the tale. There’s not many that can claim the same.
Crossover - Sandman & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Published: 5/5/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Cutting the Gordian Knot by Selahcanto reviews
Jack rescues a damsel in distress...maybe. Action, intrigue! Let me know what you think.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2004
With Clipped Wings by Eledhwen reviews
Jack Sparrow has been marooned. Now he must begin to rebuild his life, away from the Black Pearl. Chapter 25: A sighting on the horizon leads Jack back to Tortuga, where he borrows a boat. NOW COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,300 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Complete
Jack and the Jacuzzi by pirategirl1963 reviews
A Jack-You one-shot. The end is left to your imagination.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Complete
Wish upon a fairytale by Katherine4 reviews
AU slash… “This isn’t a fairytale and you can’t save me,” Will whispered, crystals glittering in his eyes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003
Dearly Beloved by Ruby Foxburr of Loamsdown reviews
Set after Rose's death, an aged Samwise comes to term with her death, and reads a letter given to him by her that Frodo had entrusted him with. Though devastated with his loss, he takes the ships over the sea and reunites with Frodo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
Marked by sidhe elf reviews
Will wants to mark Jack as his own. Introspective. JW slash implied.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/9/2003
Three Days by Soappuppy reviews
So what really happened when you were alone on that island, Jack?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2003
What is going on? by Pointy-Eared Bowtwanger reviews
*Slash*... 'There are fouler things than orcs in the deep places of the world'... but what exactly did Gandalf mean? And how can the fellowship defeat this new evil that can control their very actions? very, very silly...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,409 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 5/29/2003 - Published: 3/2/2002
Frodo Baggins: Lord of His Own Ring by ThePet reviews
*BOOK 1 NOW COMPLETE* Five shortarses, an effeminate elf, King Hobo, a scruffy wizard and a bloke with an enormous horn set out for Mordor...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 2/24/2002 - Published: 2/1/2002 - Complete
You Can't Choose Who You Love by wordweaver reviews
Sometimes things aren't what they seem. If Sam loves Frodo, then why did he marry Rose Cotton? Here is Rosie's tale. (Mild Slash Warning)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/7/2002
There and Back Again: Pippin's Tale 1 by Loser Girl reviews
~ Finished ~ Merry and Pippin find themselves in a new place after misusing a Wizard's staff..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,001 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2002 - Published: 1/23/2002
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Jack Sparrow and the QuatriPirate Tournament reviews
The arrival of the legendary QuatriPirate Tournament means Jack needs teammates, and we all know a certain blacksmith who is more than willing to play pirate. A comedic romp, featuring appearances by Captain Hook and the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,273 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Jack the Action Figure reviews
Jack Sparrow: suave, sultry ... seven inches tall. Join him in his quest to take the toy store by force! Chapter Six: 'Only a toy,' Jack reminded himself wildly. 'Clay and paint – and clay and paint can’t be killed.'
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005
Will and Jack's One Shot reviews
A one shot involving the one shot remaining in Jack's pistol one balmy afternoon.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Complete
When Pirates Bathe reviews
Three small stories about the dangers of being a pirate in a bathtub.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2005
House of Flies reviews
In order to save Jack's life, Will must sacrifice himself. Very dark, angsty songfic inspired by the Deftones' Change in the House of Flies.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Complete
The Day of the Super Alter Egos reviews
One gray day. One recruited writer. One quest to save the world from Middle Earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2005
S m o k e B a b y reviews
Songfic one-shot based on Hawksley Workman's "Smoke Baby." Jack is leaving and Will wants to change his mind. JW Slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Complete
Weep for More reviews
I've always wondered what went through Yamato's head when he played his harmonica. This is something of an analysis of music by our favorite musician.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Yamato I./Matt - Complete
A Short Essay on Macbeth reviews
My friend needed a short essay about Macbeth. This is more interesting.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Complete
The Sting of the Yellow Dart reviews
COMPLETE! You name it, we've got it - the charming Dread Pirate Roberts, Monty Python in drag, a singing Elijah Wood and of course, Johnny Depp - join these and more in the quest for Will's father!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,679 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
The Coming Dawn reviews
The paths of Takeru and Hikari have become twisted can an unearthly visit rekindle lost hope?
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Complete
Striptease reviews
Anyone up for a little Kensuke?
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2002 - Daisuke M./Davis - Complete