Author has written 6 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, and Harry Potter.
05/10/08 (that's the 5th October - not the 10th May)
Okay, so I deleted all my inprogress stories. But I'm being realistic. There is no way in the near future I would ever get them completed, and it was making me depressed seeing them here, incomplete and still in the juvenile form they were in when I last updated about three or more years ago. So they're gone.
This is a rather fun little time waster I found on someone else's profile page. (I forget who).
List your twelve favourite Harry Potter characters in no particular order
Now answer these questions...
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
I'm pretty certain I have once... I'm also pretty certain that it was so incredibly detailed and grossed me out so much that I quit reading after about five lines.
Not a big fan of het pairings, me...
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Well in fanfics he's always very hot (grins). And I like older men with greying hair. Add the trauma and angst, and he is one hot werewolf!
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
Well... eew, mostly. Arthur would be a father and grandfather all at once. Besides inbreeding is never a good option. And again... eew... I think she needs a lock on her bedroom door, and I think he needs to be arrested.
4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
Off the top of my head... about a million. All those marauder stories, James' efforts to win over the pretty red head with the green eyes. In fact I think one of my own fics have something to do with the subject. But it was so long ago I can't really remember...
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
I know it would never happen in canon and in most IC fics because, quite frankly, they loathe each other. But there is a very fine line between love and hate, and besides it would be so fun to read!
I ought to look some up now...
6) Five/nine or five/ten?
mmm. Draco and Lily or Draco and Dobby... No competition really is there? A nice bit of interspecies erotica (copyright clerks II) to get the day started is what every twisted mind needs.
7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having, erm, relations?
HAHA lol. I saw the names and just started cracking up. lol. I imagine seven (Harry) would probably AK himself... After clawing out the inside of his mind first. hehe.
8) Write a summary of a three/ten fanfic
I don't get the deal with all this inter-species erotica going on. Although I guess this isn't as bad as Voldemort isn't technically human...
'They say that love knows no boundaries, no barriers, no walls. And despite all Voldemort's convictions that love isn't necessary he found it... in a very unusual place. Dobby/LV'
I could probably do better but I'm tired. But what a great fanfic that would make. If anyone writes it, or finds one, let me know 'kay?
9) Could there be one/eight fluff?
Lucius and Ginny. I guess someone could write something to do with the diary. I'm not a great fan of fluff, it's too cutesy. Maybe Lucius getting down on one knee and begging for her forgivness. Oh oh maybe after Deathly Hallows, coz JK said that Harry got the Malfoys off, maybe Lucius has to show remorse first for all the bad things he has done. So he has to apologise to Ginny and they reach a tentative understanding... ? Blah. Not really my area of interest.
10) What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to de-flower one?
Can't ever see it happening. As much as I would like to will it otherwise, Remus has always and will always be to me as straight as straight can be. Unless he was delusional. In which case it would be because one (Lucius) made a love potion or something. But in which case it would be one wanting to de-flower four, which is perpendicular to the question.
11) Suggest a title/plot for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic
This would probably be a Harry-is-abused-by-the-Dursleys fics. Only instead of the usual Snape finds out storyline it would be an Arthur-finds-out one. I guess this could actually work out quite well coz the major failing of these stories, althoughI love them so much, is that Harry looks for parental figures after the abuse, and an IC Snape, bless him, doesn't really have the necessary qualifications for this. Whereas Arthur would do quite well.
Or a good one would be where Arthur loses all his family in a battle. Maybe The Last Battle and he practically adopts Harry as his son. Harry too has his problems... guilt etc... and thus the two help heal each other. That could be quite an interesting story. Definatly a father/son relationship though.
As for titles... Cannot think of any.
12) Would you read/write two/four/five?
Severus/Remus/Draco. I am 100 percent certain that at some point I have read a fic such as this. And although I never read it again, I'm sure I liked it. So yes. I think it might have been one of amanuensis'. I do not recommed her stories to anyone under the age of eighteen. You have been warned.
13) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?
Dobby? I dunno. Something about socks and wooly hats no doubt. haha
'Ooh Mr Harry Potter Sir' LOL
14) If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you use?
Ginny. erm... I really do not like song-fics. Something light and bubbly, and probably romantic. I don't know many songs either. moving on...
15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic what would the warning be?
Slash all round.
This fic may contain some graphic imagery and bad language.
Not for the faint-hearted
Slash fans- Rejoice. Het fans... go skulk somewhere else.
slash... ad nauseam (if ever possible)
16) What would be a good pick-up-line for ten to use on two?
'Want me to clean your cauldrons, Professor Snape, Sir'? asked Dobby with wide, impossibly innocent, eyes