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Author has written 63 stories for Digimon, D N Angel, Inuyasha, Transformers/Beast Wars, Yu-Gi-Oh, Misc. Books, Bastard, Weiss Kreuz, Gargoyles, Dark-Hunter series, Warcraft, Bleach, Vassalord, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Forgotten Realms, Devil May Cry, Lords Of The Underworld series, Yami no Matsuei, Zombie Powder, Vampire Knight, Hokenshitsu no Shinigami/保健室の死神, League, Sherrilyn Kenyon, Stargate: SG-1, Smallville, Shonen Onmyouji, 07-Ghost, Misc. Anime/Manga, Vampire Game, Fairy Tail, Dictatorial Grimoire/独裁グリムワール, Dresden Files, Lion King, Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL, Radio Dramas, From Eroica With Love, X-Men: The Movie, Supernatural, Dune, Naruto, Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫, Monochrome Factor, Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, and Thor.
Wow, it's been a long time since I updated my profile, but anyway this is General Zargon, your friendly neighborhood Coyote Demon, and feel free to read and enjoy:
My Interests Are: role-playing dragons, playing video games, watching t.v., watching dvd's, and reviewing and writing stories!
My Hobbies: writing stories and reviewing them, watching dvd's, and well, eating mac & cheese.
My Dislikes: bad reviews, brocoli, and not having access to the internet.
My Favorite Anime: Inuyasha, Shonen Onmyouji, Devil May Cry: The Animated Series, Black Blood Brothers, Naruto, Digimon, Chrono Crusade, 07-Ghost, Master of Mosquiton, Campione!, and Fairy Tail.
Manga I Like: King of Hell (if you know of stories about this please tell me in an e-mail or review, plus people need to write stories about this manga), Descendants of Darkness AKA Yami no Matsuei, Her Majesty's Dog, Petshop of Horrors, World of Warcraft: The Sunwell Trilogy, D.N.Angel, Demon Diary, Vampire Doll, Ayashi no Kimi no Koiwazurai (Rated M), Blood Chip (Rated M), Vampire's Portrait, Hokenshitsu no Shinigami, 07-Ghost, Luck Stealer, Blood Soul, Bleach, Spirit Migration 01, The New Gate, His Favorite, Vampire Library, Seven Deadly Sins, Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou, Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken, Shinigami to Gin no Kishi, Kamigami no Asobi, T-rex Na Kanojo, and Uchi no Maou Kamisen yo.
My Favorite Books: The Dark-Hunter Series by Sherrilyn Kenyon (At least until she made Nick turn stupid), the Legend Of Drizzt (Forgotten Realms) books (The first few books anyway), the Lords of the Underworld series by Gena Showalter.
My Favorite Pairings:
Fairy Tail: Natsu/Lucy, Gajeel/Levy, Erza/Jellal, Laxus/Lucy, Elfman/Evergreen, Mirajane/Freed, Gray/Lucy, Natsu/Lucy/Gray (this is my OT3, seriously).
Inuyasha: Sesshomaru/Kagome, Inuyasha/Kagome, Kouga/Kagome, Shippo/Rin, Miroku/Sango
Shonen Onmyouji: Masahiro/Akiko
Devil May Cry: The Animated Series: Dante/Lady
Black Blood Brothers: Jirou/Mimiko, Zelman/Mimiko, Zelman/Sayuka
Naruto: Naruto/Hinata, Kiba/Sakura, Kisame/Sakura, Deidara/Sakura, Hidan/Sakura, Kakuzu/Temari, Kankuro/Tenten, Shino/Tenten, Shikamaru/Temari, Shikaku/Yoshino, Juugo/Sakura, Jiraiya/Sakura, Kakashi/Sakura, Gaara/Sakura, Shukaku/Sakura, Kyuubi/Hinata, Kyuubi/Sakura, Shikamaru/Ino, Chouji/Ino, Hidan/Temari, Kimimaro/Sakura, Tobi/Sakura, Zetsu/Sakura,
Digimon: Takato/Rika, Guilmon/Renamon, Henry/Jeri
Chrono Crusade: Chrono/Rosette
Master of Mosquiton: Mosquiton/Inaho
King of Hell: Chung Poong/Dohwa, Cerberus/Dohwa, Majeh/Dohwa
Descendants of Darkness: Tsuzuki/Hisoka, Tatsumi/Watari
Petshop of Horrors: D/Leon, T-Chan/Leon, Ten-Chan/Jill
World of Warcraft: The Sunwell Trilogy: Kalec/Anveena, Tyri/Jorad
D.N.Angel: Daisuke/Riku, Satoshi/Risa
Demon Diary: Raenef/Eclipse, Erutis/Krayon
Vampire Doll: Shizuka/Dune
Long Live the Queen: A Devil May Cry: The Animated Series story. Sadly, the heat where I am has somewhat dampened my will to work on this story, but luckily I have several advance chapters typed up for this, so hopefully those will last until the heat abates somewhat. Heat is better than storms though!
Unearthed: A Forgotten Realms story spawned by me getting upset about RA killing off a perfectly good character. Things are going to get really interesting at around the fourteenth chapter! ;)
Well, that's it for me. Will be updated as the plot bunnies attack me.
Stats of Current Stories:
Takatomon: Complete (Thinking about rewriting it.)
Notice: I have posted the sequel to Takatomon in the Yugioh catergory.
NOTICE: My old story 'the Spring of Rebirth' has been somewhat adopted by Irish Shift, though no chapters have been posted as of yet. I think.
Remember, people: a good friend is the person who bails you out of jail after a wild night. A best friend is the person sitting next to you in the cell laughing, saying "Damn, that was fun!"
"I believe in dragons, fairies, good men, and other mythical creatures!"
"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead"
"Your only as strong as the tables you dance on, the drinks you mix, and the mates that hold you up."
"If God had wanted me to touch my toes he would have put them on my knees."
"About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican."
"If toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright.
"Trust my better judgment? -flails arms wildly- I don't even trust my better judgment! What does that tell you?!" - Me
"It's so simple to be wise...Just think of something stupid to say, and then don't say it." - Sam Levenson.
"I've done the fight to Survive thing. I'm through with it. All I need is a pack of cigarettes, a bottle of whiskey, and a big ass gun." - Ebony Talon.
"I have exactly one nerve left...And you're getting on it."
"Look into the eyes of a wolf. See your soul reflected back. Make sure you like what you see."
"From now on, we live in a world where man has walked on the moon. And it's not a miracle, we just decided to go."
"If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, we have to at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands." - Douglas Adams.
"Call one wolf invite the pack."
"Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let the hawks go free."
"Creativity is like the government. It's never there when you need it and when you can't use it, it just won't go away..." - Maji.
"I don't break the rules...I bend them. Alot." - Sideswipe.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
"Some days I think I lost it, some days I think I found it, and some days I just wish that Fate would hand me a freakin' MAP and quit laughing!" - Ysabet.
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception" - Groucho Marx
"Jesus is coming. Look busy."
"I'm not lazy. I just don't care. It's a motivation issue."
"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."
"A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking."
"God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
"Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!"
"Every time I hear that dirty word 'exercise' I wash out my mouth with chocolate."
"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and then just sit back and smile as the whole world sits there and wonders how you did it."
"Organized people are just too lazy to look for things."
You fight. I fight.
You hurt. I hurt.
You cry. I cry.
You jump off a bridge; I'll get a paddle boat and save your retarded ass."
"Sometimes I go into my own little world...but that's okay, they know me there." - J. Hodgson
"Man has no greater gift than to lay down his life for love." - Unknown
"A man can be judged as much by his enemies as by his friends." - Unknown
"If you have to choose between two people you're in love with, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first you wouldn't have fallen for the second." - Unknown
"If you love someone, let them go. If they come back they're yours forever, and if they don't they were never yours to begin with."
"No matter how certain it is, ask at what cost victory comes." - One of my plot bunnies (yeah, I didn't get it either...)
"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. After that say whatever you want, they're a mile away and you have their shoes."
"No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay." - Timmy Turner, Fairly Oddparents
"Heroes get remembered, but legends never die." - The Sandlot
“Fee fi fo fum,
Ask not from whence the thunder comes.
For between heaven and earth is a perilous place,
Home to a fearsome giant race.
Who hunger to conquer the mortals below,
Waiting for the seeds of revenge to grow.”
From the preview of Jack the Giant-Slayer (because I liked it).
"Pride goes before a fall." - Unknown
"Before you set out on a mission of revenge, dig two graves: one for the person you set out to kill, and one for the person you used to be." - Unknown
"I have faith in fools. My subordinates call it delegation of duties." - Kyr Zemen, the League series by Sherrilyn Kenyon
"Don't judge a book by its' cover, read the summary on the back instead." - Me
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" - Dancer Hauk, League series by Sherrilyn Kenyon
"You're never too old to learn something stupid." - Chayden Aniwaya, League series by Sherrilyn Kenyon
"When all has been said and done, a lot more will have been said than actually done." - Unknown
"The play's the thing to catch the conscience of the king." - William Shakespeare
"Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it." - Unknown
"May you live in interesting times." - First part of a Chinese curse
"May you find what you are looking for." - Second part of the above Chinese curse
"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong at the worst possible moment." - Murphy's Law
"Murphy was an incurable optimist." - Flannagan's Corollary
"To those who love me, I wish you well. All the rest can go straight to hell." - I can't remember (I think it's from Sherrilyn Kenyon's DreamHunter series)
"The loneliest place of all is at the top, because when you're at the top of anything, no one can stand beside you."
"Courage isn't never being afraid; courage is having the guts to take that first step down the basement steps despite not knowing what's at the bottom."
"No plan ever survives first contact with the enemy."
"When you surround an enemy, leave an outlet. Don't press an enemy that's cornered." - Sun Tzu, the Art of War (I think)
"Just because someone knows what you're going to say, doesn't mean you shouldn't say it anyway."
"Give a man a mask and he will show you his true face."
"A person should always be able to back up their boasts, but a person who can back them up doesn't need to boast."
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!"
"When in doubt, make up words!"
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you."
"One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."
"Come to the dark side, we have cookies!"
Update!: I have now completed 2 original short stories, both of them supernatural-themed, and I'm looking into getting them published in either a magazine or anthology. If anyone knows a publisher interested in helping a new author get started, please feel free to PM me with their contact information!