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Author has written 25 stories for Harry Potter, Smallville, Misc. Books, and Firefly.

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Italian translation of Browncoat, Green Eyes (thanks Daniele):
Spanish translation of Browncoat, Green Eyes (thanks Grieftool): http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5586611/1/
French translation of Birth of a Name (thanks Cosmiln): http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4323985/1/Lav_nement_dun_nom
French translation of The DA Missions (thanks julielal): http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4481807/1/The_DA_Missions

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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 169,938 - Reviews: 3269 - Favs: 2,701 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,644 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 5,729 - Follows: 6,493 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
A Helping Hand by alexsonnn reviews
Alex Rider/NCIS crossover. After Alex gets threatened by SCORPIA he's sent to DC where the NCIS team is assigned to look after him.Who knows how or even if Alex and the team can handle each other? There will be NO spoilers for NCIS and if there are I will post a notice.
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,624 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Alex R./Cub
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 5,760 - Follows: 4,102 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
The Housekeeper by enchanted nightingale reviews
Aaron Hotchner has just felt his world crumble and he needs help with Jack. That is when Harry enters the picture. HP/AH. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,942 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 3,659 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Harry P., A. Hotchner/Hotch
Chuck vs The Brit by pulchra fabula reviews
MI6's best, Alex Rider, comes to Burbank CA and joins with Chuck and the team. Set after the first few episode of Season 4 of Chuck and after Crocodile Tears Alex Rider . Please R&R!
Crossover - Alex Rider & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,095 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Casey/Alex C.
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2631 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
Amazon in Smallville by writer writing reviews
Sequel to Amazons. Diana must adjust to a new culture and find a way to do what she was called to do.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,440 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Father of Demi-gods by xxAkuxx reviews
Naruto has done some amazing things during his shinobi career, but when he gets transported to another dimension, Meh. Becoming a Father to a Demi-god, he could deal with it. Becoming the father of 2 demi-children. Oh Shit. Now Naruto had to deal with Gods and Furies while keeping his children safe. Ordinary day for Naruto. Post 4th SW. No Flames. NaruxHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,972 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 3,635 - Follows: 3,349 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Naruto U., Percy J.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 3239 - Favs: 9,024 - Follows: 8,899 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Slayer Magic by Perfect Lionheart reviews
After Halloween, it turns out nobody's costume left anything significant over. However, that doesn't mean they didn't wish it had. Also, in the backlash of all of that chaos magic, that doesn't mean there wasn't magic to be found.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,442 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012
Times Are A'Changin' by Ingrid Micaha Piper reviews
Whoever said life was fair, was clearly not talking about Alex's. After his school is attacked, he ends up spending some quality time at his favourite SAS camp. Unfortunately, life gets in the way once again, and now everyone around him is in danger.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,771 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Adjusting by Ziva Addy reviews
What happens when 'Jessica Pearson' bumps into 'Richard Castle' at the NYPD 12th? Browncoats get to rejoice, that's what. When they find each other again, Mal and Zoe start back up with the old mischief we love. Firefly/Suits/Castle crossover.
Crossover - Firefly & Castle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,293 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Zoe W., Rick C.
Live and Let Die by alyssajoy64 reviews
Alex thinks he has finally left MI6 behind, but a madman's twisted game of hide and seek soon drags him back in. With K-Unit's lives on the line, he'll have to become more than a pawn in a plot bigger than he could have ever imagined.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,362 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Of Vampires and Bones by enchanted nightingale reviews
BtVSBones. Buffy returns to the States and joins the FBI as a break from finding and training new slayers. She becomes Booth’s partner and works with Brennan and her team when the supernatural knocks on her door once again, bringing people from her past.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,813 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Buffy S.
Pro Patria Mori by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex was sick of being used and threatened and blackmailed and so fourteen year old Alex Rider became sixteen year old John Sanders. And now he's joined the SAS. Will he be able to keep his secret? Or will MI6 find him?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,710 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Legend by ShayneT reviews
Trapped by an alien collector, Lieutenant Commander Data discovers an early 21st century android excavated from the ruins of Sunnydale and a capsule containing the frozen body of one of the Eugenic wars most notorious figures...Buffy Summers.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 103,194 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Data, Buffy S.
The Dead Man in the Lab by Sameuspegasus reviews
There's a dead man in Booth's interrogation room, and he's having an argument with an angel of the Lord. AU Post Season 5 SPN.Gen, veering dangerously towards Dean/Cas.
Crossover - Supernatural & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 56,229 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Dean W., L. Sweets - Complete
Spartan Pride by Crowlows19 reviews
A threat sends five SAS units to Brookland School. Can Alex keep his greatest secret, one Blunt doesn't even know about, from being exposed not only to his classmates but to K-Unit? Discontinued and Rewritten.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,958 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Naval Investigations by Desmothene reviews
The NCIS team is investigating a crime scene, when a teenager who we all know and love bursts in... through the closet, which Abbey finds immensely funny . Attempts to arrest him are foiled, mostly because he is currently pointing a gun at Gibbs' head.
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Alex Rider and life as a Teenage spy by Zone-Blitz reviews
Alex Rider saved her life. Then she moved schools and who should she find, but everyone's favorite teenaged spy. She tries to thank him and make his school life easier. Awkwardness ensues. Rated M for some dark stuff.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,148 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Harry Potter and the Slayer Dimension by Apocalypse Thou reviews
Thrown into a parallel dimension during the final battle with Voldemort Harry finds himself stranded in a world where Demons exist and the world is protected by a young girl; The Slayer. Will he be able to return home? Will he want to?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,590 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 2,352 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Buffy S., Harry P.
Lethal Secrets by TheUlmuri reviews
Between the looming threat of WWIII and a transparent attack on his school, MI6's once reluctant teenage spy, seventeen-year-old Alex Rider’s two lives are about to come crashing together in the worst way possible. But even the best have limits.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,041 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
In the Valley of the Shadow by Notorious JMG reviews
Some people will go to great lengths to escape their pain. Others are there to help provide that escape. But when somebody you love goes missing, to what lengths will you go to recover them? Chuck/Dollhouse crossover.
Crossover - Chuck & Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,846 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Sarah W., Echo/Caroline F. - Complete
Anywhere But Here by Scorpia710 reviews
Alex froze as well. Then, he smelt it. Some part of the helicopter was on fire, and Wolf, Eagle and Fox were still inside, and unconscious. Story for Spy Fest 2009.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,138 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Taking out the Trash by skabs reviews
Buffy is adjusting to life after Sunnydale, Harry is adjusting to life after Hogwarts. Cleanup is a pain. BTVS X HP rated to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,604 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Through the Veil by Demeter's Wayward Daughter reviews
There's a hole in the fabric of the universe, and the torn piece hangs in the Department of Mysteries. When Harry steps through the veil, he finds himself years in the future, on another planet. Can he and River un-confuse each other?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., River
A Man Short by Goody reviews
The Leverage team is a man short for a job, but luckily Eliot has someone they can call for help, his cousin Shawn Spencer. Complete!
Crossover - Psych & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,524 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Shawn S., Eliot S. - Complete
Lost and Found by NotJana reviews
After Sunnydale collapsed, Buffy has rebuilt her life and is happy. Until tragedy strikes and her life is turned upside down once more, only this time it's on a much more personal level. Crossover with House MD, real family fic.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 154,907 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Buffy S. - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry and Luna head to Gotham to visit her Uncle Alfred. Things don't go as anybody expects, least of all the supers of Gotham... HP/Batman crossover. AU.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Harry P.
Talking Head by jaed621 reviews
Seeley suffers from an auditory hallucination, humor, B/B please R & R.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,901 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008
Web of Cadmus by Agent-G reviews
Here it is the sequel to Justice League The Spider. Cadmus is making their own plans and a new team, will this team be a threat to the League and there are strangely familiar faces inside of this new team as well.
Crossover - Ultimate Marvel & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 148,006 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
The Devil's Heartbeat by Jake Caldefore reviews
Nonslash, House/AR crossover. Dr. Gregory House was never a patient man, and when he is given the job to diagnose one 'Alex Rider,' he can't believe that the kid could be so...vague. Full summary inside. Rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Alex Rider & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - G. House
Fill in the Blanks by skabs reviews
Alex gets called into the "Bank" and his life is turned upside down. Maybe he has a chance at a normal life? Alex Rider/ Harry Potter/ Numb3rs crossover. My first Tri-Cross! Enjoy
Crossover - Alex Rider & Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,451 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
Jedi Wizard: Episode II: Attack of the Clones by knightblazer85 reviews
War is at the Republic’s doorstep. And Harry Potter, newly initiated Jedi Knight is in the middle of it trying to protect a Senator, find the Sith plot and stay alive at the same time?. AU HP SW xover. COMPLETE
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,654 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
Dark by dlz reviews
AR/MM. Sequel to After Hours. Lois and Clark go to Gotham City. Batman Begins crossover. R&R
Crossover - Smallville & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,803 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Lois L., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Keeper of the Dunedain by XinnLajgin reviews
Harry Potter is now sixteen years old and ready to face his destiny. But at what price journey to middle earth where Harry must find himself again. don't be afraid to read its not as cliche as it sounds please reveiw!
Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,217 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 2/27/2005
A Day in the Life by highonDr.Pepper reviews
Alex is sent to live with Wolf after an unfortunate incident. From Wolf's point of view.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,337 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
The Black Wizard by Azraeos reviews
A mysterious noise starts a chain of events that propels Harry and Hedwig to another world. He encounters wizards, dwarves, male Veela . . . and discovers that the only way for him to get back home is to complete a dangerous mission.
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 170,847 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 2,278 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 4/3/2005
Strangers on a Train by Jen K reviews
Based on Spider-man 2. The people on the train Spider-man saved meet him at different points as Peter Parker. Will they recognize him?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,577 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 8/24/2004
Harry Potter and the Exiled Slayer by M. Scott Eiland reviews
Faith departs from Sunnydale after disposing of Mr. Trick, and wanders for months before meeting someone who has more in common with her than she would have expected. BtVSHP crossover.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,491 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 1/31/2006
From Here to Serenity by Bastard Snow reviews
Buffy’s fall through Glory’s portal took her somewhere nobody had ever imagined. Now, it’s up to Willow and Xander to get her back.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,559 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 12/14/2005
It’s All Relative on the Hellmouth by dellacouer reviews
Harry Potter finds a new relative in Sunnydale. PostVoldemort, Harry needs a distraction. Hope Uncle Rupert can help a powerful Harry before the power takes control. Complete.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,690 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Carving Out a Future by Dreamfall reviews
Her crew doesn't know that Serenity's new passenger, a carpenter with an 'unusual upbringing', is a relic from the past. And Xander's not looking for trouble. Then again, neither are they. Not usually, leastwise. It just tends to come calling anyway. Gen.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,072 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 1/30/2006
Battle of Aetas by Sinkingboat reviews
Serenity, Harry Potter crossover. After defeating Voldemort, and waking up 500 years in the future, Harry is the oldest teenager alive! Cào mà! The crew of Serenity have a new job, and apparently a new crew member. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,206 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Soul Searching by AgiVega reviews
When Superman fell from the skies in his Kryptonite weakened state, he hit his head. Badly. The consequences are dire, although somewhat amusing.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,070 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
Déjà Vu by htbthomas reviews
Lois slowly remembers details about the time that was erased. When she remembers it all, how will she react? Sequel to Superman Returns, references to SII. COMPLETE.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 102,245 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
Old Acquaintance by Jen K reviews
Sequel to Christmas Wishes. In the days leading up to New Year's Eve, Lois must deal with her newfound knowledge about Clark.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006
The Shiny Snitch by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Harry Potter in the 26th century... And the crew of Serenity's along for the ride. Drabble challenge, multiple crossovers. Back in business.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,533 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Mal, River
Eternity by Hoshi-tachi reviews
Can the crew of Serenity help someone caught in the ravages of Fate and his own mind? AU Serenity, warnings for violence and profanity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,533 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Mal
Bound By Brotherhood Forged in Fire II by knightblazer85 reviews
The new journey has begun. Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom have arrived at the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters and are ready to kick ass. Follow them as they discover the Power of the prophecy sequel to first story see profile. Complete
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,766 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 5,388 - Follows: 1,123 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Star Wars: Episode I:5: Jedi Wizard by knightblazer85 reviews
COMPLETE. Voldemort is gone. Harry Potter is now in a new world and time, where he must take up a new path, as a Jedi Knight of the Republic. In the midst of the rising war can the BWL change fate? HPSW xover AU starts at the end of Ep 1.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,005 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rising of the Bennu by Oriens Bennu reviews
Rising from the ashes of the death of Sirius Black, Harry Potter faces the trials life throws at him and tries to turn into the saviour the wizarding world needs
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,381 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Harry P.
A Place For My Head by McCord reviews
BtVSHP Harry has left the wizarding world, but feels the need the continue fighting evil. Will an offer from one of his college professors give him the opportunity he desires?
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004
Harry Potter and the New Evil : 8 years out : done by sloth reviews
Harry and Sirius disrupt international terrorists, but is who they think is behind the terror really the one in charge? Harry falls in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,334 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/28/2003 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Life goes on : 1st year out complete by sloth reviews
1st Year out: Hermione goes to the university, Harry becomes an Envoy and still plays Quidditch for France. Two couples get married. Vampires make a return. Draco gets humiliated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,155 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/17/2003 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Was it all enough? : year 7 complete by sloth reviews
Year 7(complete): Was all the extra training enough? Voldemort returns very much annoyed. English Cup is played. Harry works with the Unspeakables again, gets his heart broken. Harry & Hermione learn some new magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,064 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/13/2003 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Extracurricular activities : year 6 complete by sloth reviews
6th year.(complete) Harry is trying to get over the loss of his first love. The start of school brings an opportunity that forces Harry to quit the Griffindor Quidditch Team. Hagrid's friends have arrived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,498 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/9/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
Growing up too fast : year 5 complete by sloth reviews
Year 5.(complete) Harry gets special summer training before returning to school. At school a chance meeting in the Forbidden Forest with a vampire gives Harry the chance to learn more about life and love. It is all taken away too quickly though.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,886 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 252 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
What a Bunch of Nonjon reviews
An unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own risk.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 135 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 239 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5381 - Favs: 10,063 - Follows: 3,031 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 144 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Incredibly Dense Mind of Lois Lane reviews
COMPLETE. It's a few years post Smallville. Lois Lane and Clark Kent are both reporters at the Daily Planet, often covering the exploits of Superman. Clark decides it's time for Lois to know his secret. He just thinks telling her would be too easy.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,898 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 158 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 178 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4191 - Favs: 6,092 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Luna's Hobby reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
You Did What! reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
A Favor for a Friend reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A little snapshot of a day in a potential post HBP, post Voldemort world. [A small exercise in writing for reasons other than making this author laugh.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Therapeutic Discussion reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Birth of a Name reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 230 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Anachronistic Adventures of Patch and Eddie reviews
WIP. PostOotP. Harry gave his life to defeat Voldemort. So what should he do now? Hop through time with Dobby on some zany misadventures, of course. As if there really was an alternative.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,323 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Harry Potter and the Apathy of Freedom reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. [Sequel to Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy] The wizarding world has been freed from the oppression of the Dark Lord. And it appears they have learned nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,704 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 256 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. November 3, 1981. Three days ago something impossible happened to their Lord. Now five of the Dark Lord's most loyal followers must investigate his supposed downfall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
The Power Snivellus Knows Not reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 144 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Bestest Birthday Ever reviews
ABANDONED. PostOotP. Harry's 16th Birthday is to be spent at Privet Drive. A visit from Tonks and then the Minister leads to some fireworks in Harry's usually quiet, peaceful life. HONKS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,837 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Where in the World is Harry Potter? reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 3,022 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. After ten years in Azkaban Harry emerges a changed man. Enlightened and respectful, he is creature of magic full of disappointment and shame in his own race. And yet wielding power that none can match.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,985 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 566 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
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