Surrounded by the torrid fiction of his fellow Autobots, Jazz uncovers a Decepticon plot hidden amidst their written fantasies. Can the Spec Ops commander turn this plot of high treason into a narrative...of love? OR Jazz is surrounded by a bunch of perverted writers, and wouldn't you know it, one of them is a Decepticon. (Soundwave x Jazz x Prowl) - COMPLETE -

Alucard has finally returned to Hellsing Manor after thirty years away. How will his Servant, the draculina Seras, and most importantly, his beloved Master Integra Hellsing, receive him?

He must know why his master had awakened this inner peace, and how. Clearly it had happened after he had disappeared and before he had returned / Alucard seeks to uncover a mystery about Integra, a mystery that involves scars / A x I [One-shot]

Sir Integra Hellsing's self imposed singleness has nothing to do with Alucard, NOTHING AT ALL. She most certainly IS NOT deeply in love with her Servant, and missing him terribly.

After Alucard's return, Integra has a decision to make. Rated M for sexual content.

Alucard returns after nearly six years of near endless violence to find something, or someone, much more peaceful waiting for him.

In which a little girl and an old monster learn to trust each other. Rating might go up for later chapters.

Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?

Long before the war, Prowl is intent on tracking down and arresting Meister, a joyriding thief causing mayhem in Praxis. Unfortunately Prowl must also deal with the distraction of an arranged marriage to a mech he's never met, Jazz of the tower Chamber Harmonic.

"Meiji Police Officer Romance" - a sequel to "The Courtship of Lady Tokio". Filling in the story of Saitou Hajime through the manga timeline. Introducing the Fujita family, with flashbacks to the first years of his marriage and his Shinsengumi days. History, politics, action, and old-fashioned Japanese romanticism! I tried my hand at a little Kenshin x Kaoru in the latest chapter.

Scrapper doesn't want to go to an art show. The rest of the Constructicons do: Hook and Bonecrusher want to torment artists, Mixmaster and Scavenger want to stuff themselves with candy, and Long Haul just wants a day off. And then something explodes.

A collection of drabbles and vignettes revolving around various interactions between Master and Monster.

Some quiet moments between Integra and Alucard, followed by a life (or unlife) altering decision. Rated M for a little bit of adult thought.

It's a good thing the Autobots don't pay Ratchet overtime.

No one could ever really be sure what went on in Garp's head. So they weren't sure if his new cloths were some kind of strange D-related tactic, or if the man had actually lost his mind. If they'd just look at the date, they'd know. His cute grandsons always sent the most thoughtful gifts for his birthday. Cover art by amba gurl.

The story of the courtship of Saitou Hajime and Takagi Tokio. A fictional account based on historical events of the Shinsengumi and the years of the Bakumatsu. Action, politics, and old fashioned Japanese romanticism.

Love can begin in any number of ways. Love can come from any number of places. But it takes realizing what you feel to start along that path. Some people take just a few extra turns to get there.

The question of "wanted dead or alive" becomes a difficult question concerning Brook.

After Omega's defeat, Vincent Valentine wakes to find himself within a strange dream - a vision of the past? Or something more?

Before the New Era of Piracy is ushered in, Garp, Gol D. Roger, and Whitebeard have one final get together with each other...

All it takes is one wrong turn, to find yourself somewhere new and amazing. Five 'Firsts' between a Corvette and his carjac- er, mechanic.

Just a bunch of scenes that kept begging to be written.

Tifa and Barret meet. Language, violence, alcohol consumption, and exploding people.

He was always different with his dark skin and large build, and he always wanted to fit in. It was almost ironic how by the time he found someone with the same skin he didn't need them anyway. Character Drabble

If there ever was a constant, it would be the twins. And then one orn, Sideswipe went and forgot how to be a proper twin to Sunstreaker.

Will Lennox is concerned about Ironhide's well-being, especially after Ratchet tells the humans about the physical requirements of Cybertronians. Rated M for graphic description of scene involving electricity.

"Your breeding habits have aged me terribly..."

It's funny what can go missing when you're not paying attention. Fortunately, Anderson is used to dealing with lost children.

Yuffie's very careful plan to steal everyone's materia goes horribly awry when a certain member of AVALANCHE catches her in the act. Slight Yuffentine. COMPLETED 10/4/10.

Starscream's new invention isn't the weapon Megatron thought it would be. Optimus is a noble self-sacrificing glitch and Megatron doesn't know what hit him. Megatron/Optimus sticky!

The Decepticons have quieted, some have defected, and the Autobots begin to build families in the tentative peace. As always, though, there is a darkness on the horizon. Sequel to 'Equilibrium' & 'Provenance', but can stand alone. OP/IH, SS/R, mpreg.

While clearing a town of Chaos cultists, Cain is abducted by an insane Inquisitor and forced to help him fight a daemon of Khorne. Will this be the end for the Hero of the Imperium, or will luck and cowardice find a way?

With Commissar Ciaphas Cain lounging around in a luxurious hospital with a broken leg, he finally seems to be out of danger. But when a Chaos shuttle rams the building and cultists swarm the corridors, a Commissar's gotta do what a Commissar's gotta do.

A collection of oneshots dealing with the aftermath of the Pevensies' lives in Narnia [all 7 books]. After all, once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia. Little slipups here and there simply prove the Pevensies are...different...

G1: Over a hundred thousand vorns ago, the great Cybertronian scientist Skyfire was lost. Now he is found, but things have changed more than he could possibly have imagined. An AU fic by BlackMarketTrombones.

Slash, G1 - Sometimes, in new environments, very old, complex relationships can come up with some very weird, very strange responses. Especially when one of the mechs involved in the relationship is Jazz.

When backed into a corner by her queen and the Council of Twelve, Integra makes a decision regarding Alucard that no one expected.

G1: Skyfire, after a hard cycle's work, finds it somewhat difficult to get himself clean and relaxed. Starscream, of course, is all too happy to oblige. Slash. Pre-earth.

Why Alucard is not allowed to Answer the Phone.

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.

[G1] A boy gets lost at a pool, and the lifeguards try to find his guardians.

G1, S1 - The aftermath of a Constructicon party can be a messy place.

A glimpse into Bregan D'aerthe, regarding the story of Jarlaxle, his tailor, and a certain assassin. Chap 24 is up, the epilogue is written and the story has ended...for now... Please R & R

If he were a woman, she wouldn’t put up with this.

20 situations that would have ended different had Zuko done it shirtless. [crackfic. not to be taken seriously. many, many pairings. humor]

For once they were in trouble and it wasn't Yuusuke's fault. Well, not exactly.

G1 Skyfire reflects on the friends he's lost to the war... and has an unexpected, uninvited 'guest'.

A very, very drunk hitokiri finds someone to talk to in the most unlikely of people...

G1. Collaboration with MariaShadow. The medic with an exterior of steel and spines is accused of having a fluff interior. Watch as insults and laser scalpels fly. Oneshot

G1. Ratchet is hurt by a few careless words and Sideswipe intends to find out why. But can he ever hope to heal the healer?

Original character. Told from character's POV. It's not all roses and jokes when you get 'recruited' to the X mansion, any one who tells you other wise should be shot.

Mary-Sue thinks that Glorfindel is Legolas, and nothing that he can say will change that. Watch as the denizens of Imladris torment the seneschal into more Balrog-slaying fits while they fight the woes of Mary-Sue and other evils.

(Sequel to "Night on the Tiles"). The return of Mildred Easy, who has to cope with International Diplomacy, an amorous vampire and dusting...

In which the 'boots gets some closure after reading one 'scattering Starscream's ashes' type fic too many. Dreadmoon and Skyfire find out that Starscream was killed - and what happened after. Set in season three.

Mmmm...summaries. Oy. A new batch of promising students arrive for Skyfire's class at the Cybertron Science Academy. With my track record you probably can guess who one of them is... nice, mushy epilogue up.

If Raistlin gave into Crysania during War of the Twins and she ended up pregnant, how might have the events that followed through Legends and beyond be changed forever?

Chi-Chi dies and crosses over to Other World in the hopes of finally being with Goku. However, it's not going to be as easy as she likes...

In celebration of the birth of Prince Legolas, the Rivendell Elves travel to Mirkwood. Somewhere along the line, though, someone has neglected to inform Elrond of the strength of the wine...Humour fic, featuring a drunk Elrond.

Glorfindel and Erestor have a conversation (war) about the wearability of Erestor's robes. Complete!

The Dinobots discover a classic of English literature - Revised and Completed!

Bonecrusher hits it off with a coworker, but dating is tricky when you're part of a combiner team. ( Edited: the ending has been touched up. )

After the Cell Games, Chichi tries to cheer up Gohan with a wild scheme to defeat Vegeta in combat. What she gets instead is more than anyone could have bargained for, and it's going to take *everyone* to win the day. Angst, humor, action, and adventure!

COMPLETE Something unexpected happens after the Forbidden Child is cast away from his home. He's found. Non-yaoi. Featuring Yoko Kurama and baby Hiei!

Starscream finally gets what he's been asking for, but will he survive it?.. ( Mostly original characters, just to warn you )

It's just a normal day for the dragonball crew. Everyone's at a picnic having fun while the eternal dragon's at home watching his favorite soap opera. Eh? Yes and he's been trying to this one episode for years, but is always interrupted with a wish. W