Author has written 6 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Shaman King, and One Piece.
-UPDATED JUNE 23RD-
My site is: www.expxe.com - Envy X Ed with Pride In Between!
As for a Disclaimer (so I do not need to put it in all my chapters), here it is:
There's a hidden bio in here somewhere, but in the meantime... QUOTES!
Cat'z Quick-Quotes (all mine! Copyrights to Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!):
"If it's small, I run over it. If it's big, I ram it 'till it's small, or outta my way."
"SHISHI-WAKA-FUCKIN'-MARU-CHAN! HAPPY NOW?"
"You see, the problem here is, you're speaking in Math, and I'm listening in Stupid."
"I have a tendency to not finish what I've st"
"You know, I would probably find myself to be a very annoying person if I wasn't me..."
"Things seem to be so much more fun when you have someone else to enjoy them with. Like going to the movies, or playing a game. Or sex."
"Insanity is just a word for "eccentric genius."
"All the special effects in the world can't turn a bad plot into a good movie."
"Otaku rule because our lives are portable, and we know how to be subtly unsubtle."
"Whoo! I don't have any homework to feel guilty about not doing tonight!"
"When in doubt, be vague."
"Life's not just A bitch, it's MY bitch."
"Luck is like a pizza pop. If you press it too much, it'll blow up in your face."
"The day we finally find a way to save our earth, will probably be the day we blow it up."
"I speak fluently in sarcasm."
"Sense is a turning point on the road to pure insanity."
"I am the thing that nightmares have nightmares about..."
"Great minds do think alike. But then again, so do simple animals..."
"I'm not supposed to make sense! That would defeat the purpose of confusing people!"
"If I don't know the answer, the question's probably not important anyway. ... ...GUN!"
"Pop-culture has eaten my brain.."
"It doesn't matter how varied high school courses are, because in the end, they all turn into math class."
"Woah... Black is Back, and I'm wearing Neon..."
"... Am I pathetic or what? I just LOST against myself in checkers."
"-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-" (choke)(hack)(dies)(revives)(dies again)(revives again) "DAMN YOU DRAGON BALL Z!" - Cat on MSN
"Wow! They moved so fast even the sound-effects couldn't keep up with them!"
"When in doubt.. PUSH RANDOM BUTTONS!"
"When your convincing has the same effects as reverse-psychology, you know it's time to shut up."
"Don't mess with Canadians, we'll shove our igloos down the back of your shirt."
"Fuck credentials, I'm just plain egotistical. ... Pride must have done this... Where'd he go.. I must BEAT him... With a stick."
"It's my style not to have a style."
"That's either a pretty girl, or a REALLY pretty guy."
"It's okay if people suck up to you purely for their own gain as long as you're benefiting in the process."
"Where was I... Oh yeah! Foreplay.."
"Fate doesn't exist. We're all just pawns in someone else's fanfiction!"
"Is this movie decaf?"
"No matter how many answers you find for yourself, there will always be new questions."
"Don't piss me off, I turn into a massive ball of fur and sharp pointy things."
"You can usually tell if you're a sinner based on whether or not you think of "Holy fuck" as an oxymoron."
Cat: Famous for breaking Chain Letters. Pass it on.
"I finally have time to do whatever I want, so I'm finding it most satisfying to waste it."
"I'm a little teapot, hear me shout- EEEEEAAAGHHGHGHGHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"OMG! He's half Hao, half plane!"
"Despite his usual calmness, Yoh's a spazzy virgin."
"Oh My GOD!" - said God.
"Hey look, it's Butterfree the butterfly Pokemon! Wait... What the hell is a butterfly?"
Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch you step" sign.
"See ya, I'm on vacation for the rest of my life."
My Friends'/Family's Quick-Quotes
"I abide by one simple rule: Everyone else has brakes." -Eric
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's hilarious!" -Ryan
"Music and me go together like Eminem and Math problems." -Marco
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." -Thanh
"Ryan's taxidermy; you snuff 'em, we stuff them!" -Ryan
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!" -Mimi
"I'd do that if I was me..." -Slava
"Fighting is Mind over Matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter." -Chris
"An Interruption! It must die..." -Chris
"Want some coffee with your sugar?" -Chris.
"Look! It's the super-rare North-American W00ting Owl!" -Ryan
"There is no meaning in life! God's just screwin' with us!" -Chris
"Hey, I was in a fight once, and it turned into a hockey game. ... Only in Canada." -Chris's uncle
"If a man says something, and he's all alone, and no one is there to hear him, is he still wrong?" -Sam
"I like this show because it has Germans that make giant mummy-dogs go boom. What's not to like?" -Chris about Chrno Crusade
"This one's broken, give me a gooder one..." -David
"Everytime a wrestler dies, 10 new jokes are made." -Myles
"Jan 1st, National Hangover Day." -Sotir
"If rules weren't broken, we wouldn't have rules. Think about it." -Ryan #2
"See that empty hall out there, yeah, that's the hall of people who care." -Jake
"Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition." -Chris
"My name is Ryan R. Hayden AND I EAT BABIES!" -Ryan
"Holy crap I'm quoted in your fanfic profile! Woo... The quotes make me seem violent... BONUS!" -Ryan
(While reading Sin High and giving me on-the-spot feedback via MSN) "I think you're turning me into a yaoi fangirl." -Jacob
"But I thought Unions were bad..." -Mom (OMG, Mom I love you so much XDDD)
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world, those who can do math, and those who can't do math." -Chris
"I can't hear you with that rat in your mouth." -Justin to Cat at the lunch table (it was candy, lol)
"Goku, I've developed a new ultimate technique that will not only beat you in a single hit, but will also repair the ozone layer AND... Make the perfect cuppaccino!" -Justin
"There's shit everywhere, you can't get away from it, there's shit everywhere." -Not friends, but two girls discussing our school in the bathroom.
"I say if someone has done something so bad that they deserve the death penalty, forget the lethal injection, I say get creative!" -Chris
"This kid's gotta lot of hate... I like him!" -Chris, seeing Raito's full Death Note
"Bruce took my meeeeat... DAMN HIM." -My mom, making her lunch
Longer Quotes with Me or my Friends or Both
Me and Tiff about Envy
Tiff: He's a cartoon!
Cat: Yuki's a cartoon!
Tiff: ... Yuki's not a cartoon..
Cat: ROFLMAO ... can't ... breathe...
(I'm sitting on my spinny chair and Chris is listening to his cd. I have my bunny on my lap.)
Frieza: "Goku! You're fat!"
"If you can read this, then you are not blind.
Popular Canadian Hobbies:
(At Lunch, sitting with Tiff and Yuni)
There are three kinds of people in this world.
Kids look at algebra and think, "Why put letters into Math?"
(Cat gets a cup of juice)
Stacy of the Minorities Assocciation Against Discrimination then stood up, and began her long-prepared speech on how women are discriminated in children's fairytale stories. Just as she finished and discussion was about to ensue, Hao walked in and the room fell quiet.
Chris: "I'm not the kind of person who drinks themself to the point of no feelings."
Cat: "Bruce, type an Underscore." (This man is 100 percent computer illiterate)
"How many Homunculus does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
My dad once told me that all the modern Japanese music I listen to now originated in Led Zepplin and the Beatles and other golden oldies. I told him, "The roots are good and all, but it's the flower that counts."
Cat's (Hidden) Bio:
I'm 17-almost-18 female-type human-thing who loves her compy and laptop to pieces! I have 11 hard drives totalling 2TB. I download anime religiously, and have long since lost interest in keeping mental or bio-recorded checks of my series/movies/etc due to rapid and constant increasing in numbers. I'm spoiled. Yay illegal downloading.
I have a dog (Maggie), a bunny (Bun-Bun), two budgies (Cairo and Athens), and five gerbils (Shadow, Phoenix, Dusk, Belaiel, and Kammile) all of which are related. I love them all to bits.
Umm... I'm a very busy individual, and I am truely glad it is now summer, although I'll be shipped off to college in a mere few months. I'm very introverted, I'm ALWAYS on my computer, and during summer I look like a vampire 'cause I never see the sun. I am, however, a very cheery person and can pass as being as sociable as anyone! Also, I'm nearly impossible to anger.
I love anime, yaoi, doujins, art(fandom!), quotes, humour, my pets, my small group of very close friends, action/fantasy movies, the Halfblood Chronicles, Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp, Revy, reviews and love, writing, sushi, strawberry poki/pocky, chicken noodle soup, humour stereotyping, my Mommy, my computers and all affiliated with it, Shadow Jaganshi, and MTG.
I hate rascists, homo-phobes (PRIDE 4EVA BITCHES), certain unnamed individuals, the time it takes me to update, the DevArt mods, alarms clocks, alarms, viruses, generally anything that makes my compy sick, the school computers and all affiliated (XD), homework, and Roy (okay not really, but I like to say that I do XD).
I'm currently planning a novel series and toying with the idea of a few other professionally-written stories. And for the record, I have fourteen muses.
Anime is my life, Yaoi is my obsession, and long live Kit.
Me loves her. (Hugs Kit)
Kit: Someone save me.
Updates and Other Random Stuff:
-August 21st: Announcing the revamp of the first half of Sin High! I'm cleaning up the ANs, rewriting and re-editing until I go cross-eyed...
This is my Visual One-shot, a short one-shot fic set to Manga clips.
Alone in the Rain