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Author has written 2 stories for Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ.

The best/romantic quote I have ever heard in my life:

Snow White: I have loved you, since the first moment I saw you.

Prince Charming: And I will love you, until my last.

-Once Upon A Time


Hi. So I guess this is what people read if they actually give a damn about me so I'll try not do disappoint.

With all of those E-Safety lessons drilled into my mind I know not to give out my real name so for now just call me Cat. Because cats be awesome! Also my main character in my own novel is called Cat and she's awesome too!

Blaah this is hard. (I had to add 'Blaah' To my dictionary. LOL!)


Name: Cat

Gender: Biologically I'm female but that doesn't mean I can kick someone's ass if they tick me off.

Age: *Posh voice* A true lady never reveals her age! But I'm in high school.

Hair colour: Black.

Eye colour: Brown

Personality: Random? Yes. Totally out of it? Yeppo! (Had to add that to my dictionary too). Unable to beat up someone if they make me angry? Nope. I don't know karate but I do know how to use a baseball bat.

About my family: I live with my awesome mum and dad and I have the 'pleasure' of having a little sister. Just so you know, There's only one computer in my house and I need to refer to the Diabolik Lovers anime in order to write and I don't really want them to see some stuff. *Cough* Laito *Cough*


About Me:

First of all, my real name isn't Cat or Catherine as some of you may think. I won't reveal it yet, but maybe one day.

I'm an aspiring author as probably everyone else on this website is. After all, I highly doubt that a world famous author would write fanfics about their own books. They could, but I highly doubt it.

I enjoy reading and writing. My favourite series is The School For Good and Evil by Soman Chainani since it absolutely turns everything you know about fairy tails upside down and all around.

I also enjoy singing and occasionally dancing. I mean, I look like a complete idiot when dancing but...I don't care. I'd like to think that I'm good at singing, I haven't deafened anyone yet but you never know...

I'm a bit of a rock chick. I like listening to the songs from an online show called RWBY which really has some cool songs. I also like listening to Evanescence and recently I discovered the awesomeness of Starset. Seriously, they are brilliant.

I also like listening to other types of music. There's a British duo called Malumi who aren't that big but their songs are just so lovely.

Here's their channel on YouTube if you want to check them out: Malumi's Channel

I also LOVE Lindsey Stirling, she is an epic violinist who has tons of talent.

I'm also pretty sporty. I play; Netball, Basketball, Rounders and in athletics I do hurdles and high jump. I'm not planning on doing sport for a living since despite all of my energy, I'm probably one of the most laziest people on earth.

Uhm...

I hope that one day I can become a famous writer. I guess that's why I'm here, It gives me practise.

All in all, I'm a girl that would rather spend my tine fantasizing instead of homework. Who prefers shipping myself with a character rather than with the actor. One who reads the book before I watch the film (Most of the time). I don't like the pressures of real life so I lose myself in the world of mermaids and fairies. I might have a crush on a boy, but I'm too damn stubborn to admit it. All in all, I'm a messed up girl trying to cope in a messed up world. But...that's ok. I'll live.


Favourite stuff:

IISuperwomanII: She's an epic you tuber

Lindsey Stirling: She's an epic violinist.

Chocolate, cookies, chocolate cookies, chocolate cake, chocolate ice cream, basically pretty much anything chocolate: That's an epic food. But I hate chocolate cheesecake.

Diabolik Lovers, Fairy Tail, Shugo Chara and Sailor Moon: These animes are damn good. Also I'm fairly new to anime so if anyone has any suggestions, please tell me!

RWBY!!!!!!! That show kicks ass! R.I.P Monty Oum. you'll live on in the hearts of many people including me. (I was devastated when I found out he died).

Now that my fanfic buddy Be Happy, Be Healthy, 4Ever has introduced me to him, Judai/Jaden from Yu-Gi-Oh. He's absolutely epic.

And some other stuff I can't remember.


I'm new to writing fanfics but I love writing stories so constructive criticism is appreciated!


And now for some quotes, 'cause I had nothing better to do.

Reality continues to ruin my life

-Bill Watterson, The complete Calvin and Hobbes

I love mankind...it's the people I can't stand!

-Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 5: 1959-1960

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

-Charles Bukowski

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

-Linda Grayson

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

-Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

Anyone who thinks sitting in a church can make you Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

-Garrison Keillor

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

-Groucho Marx

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

-Steve Martin

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

-Mark Twain (Aka Genius)

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying

-Both By Oscar Wilde

When life gives you lemons, appreciate it. Lemons are expensive these days!

Your voice is like a fly. When I hear it, I want to slap you.

-Both courtesy of your pal, NoUsernameNeeded AKA Cat


We were on the topic of poems in English class so I decided to share them with you.

My Scars

Someone told me you need bad and good,

That balance is what keeps me neutral it could;

Be the thing that keeps you real,

They tell me I’m not always immortal.

I can feel.

They’re the things that tell me I’m not a robot,

Unless that’s what my parents forgot,

To tell me but never mind that’s what they’re for,

They’re the things that tell me I got up from the floor;

When I fell over, and over again.

Again I will tell you, they contain my memories,

The brain can only hold so much,

Sometimes the things that you need to remember the most are the things you can touch,

Not in the emotional sense, in the physical sense

The things that you gain with your experience in this world.

Memories are the same.

They contain anger, fear and pain

They contain happiness and cheerful years,

They contain the reason for somebody’s tears.

So tell me. What’s the matter with my scars?

They’re emotional, they’re physical they linger in everybody’s heart

So if you have a problem please tell,

My wrist is empty; I need a wound there as well.

They’ll be there in the future, they were made in the past,

They are with me in the present for me a gift that will last.

They are filled with memories, each and every one

Everyone will eventually have one, some filled with fun.

I don’t know what the future holds,

I could be shy, I could be bold.

I have my dreams, doesn’t mean they’ll stay the same

I have my temper, but I might be tamed.

No matter, I won’t be alone

I have my friends,

My family

And my scars to lead me home.

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Diabolik Lovers Crack by NewChica reviews
Hello For those who are Diabolik Lovers fans and like humor I give you THIS . This more then one part story. I like DL love stories. But in anime I missed humor witch you could see at some parts in the game. So I decided to put my OC Kaya in DL world. It's more like messing around with the boys. I don't own Diabolik Lovers or anything else that I will use in this story.
Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 187,696 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/11/2021 - Published: 6/21/2015
A Guardian Angel by Hyuga09 reviews
Marshall lee is a normal teenager living a normal life, he goes to school, lives on his own suffers from a genetic disease where he can be killed by the sun and has mandatory psych appointments because his mom thinks he thinks he's a vampire totally normal...Well for him. All that normal changes one fateful day after he gets into a fight with a blonde over a strawberry glazed donut
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 134 - Words: 741,604 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 9/6/2021 - Published: 2/15/2013 - [Marshall Lee, Fionna] Marceline A., Flame Prince
Be Our Guest by Be Happy. Be Healthy. 4Ever reviews
Yui decides to live her life to the fullest, but she can't do that as a blood bank so escapes the Sakamaki manor. However, she gets chased by the Sakamaki's and gets suck in a manhole, luckily she is saved by a mysterious boy who displays more humane characteristics than the Sakamaki's. Unknown to Yui her hero has secrets of his own, what happens when the bros come to reclaim Yui?
Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,724 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/10/2019 - Published: 5/2/2015 - [Yui K., Ayato S.] Shu S., Subaru S.
Revised by Aeoliana reviews
Did DiaLovers make your brain cells die when you first watched it? Have no fear, for all twelve episodes have been painstakingly rewritten with a character you can actually relate to. It's like doctored cake mix. (Rated for profanity) [Currently Under Reconstruction]
Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,458 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/4/2019 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Ayato S., Yui K. - Complete
Diabolik Lovers: Dark Little Angel by King Vinegar reviews
What would happen if Yui had a adopted younger sister,and they went to the Sakamaki/Mukami house hold together? What is so bad about Yui's sister's past that she that she wont talk about it.. or talk at all? OC x ? Rated T for language...Please review or I will be sad.
Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,958 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/1/2018 - Published: 2/28/2015 - OC
Attracted and Wanted by Lovelyalice12 reviews
Innocent Aoi Nakagawa didn't know what's in store for her at the moment she arrived at the Sakamaki Mansion, she stumbled upon a stoic Reiji Sakamaki whom at first don't want anything to do with her. DISCLAIMER NOTICE: I don't own Diabolik Lovers, if I did all of the siblings have their own brides. RATED T for future chapters.
Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,384 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/28/2017 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Reiji S., OC
Blood Runs Deeper by allyelle reviews
It's hard to believe anything when your whole life has been a lie. Things take a turn for the worst when sixteen-year-old Mari is thrown into the Sakamaki's lives. Dark secrets of the past will be revealed, and even her sanity questioned at times—but will she live through it? Or will the truth prove too much for her to handle?
Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 140,304 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 1/28/2015 - [OC, Subaru S., Shu S.] Ayato S. - Complete
The Sakamaki Sister by xXxDreamscapexXx reviews
What if the Sakamaki's had a sister? Well obviously there'd be trouble. A series of chapters of what life is like for the youngest child of the Sakamaki siblings
Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,219 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Laito S., Kanato S., Ayato S., OC
Never Do That Again by Be Happy. Be Healthy. 4Ever reviews
Just a collection of tendencies that Ayato despises and punishes Yui for and the few pet peeves our sweet Yui has that she also 'punishes' Ayato for committing. But is everything really as simple as that for this less-than-average couple? It'll seem like drabbles but a deeper plot will emerge, requests for scenarios/pet peeves are open :D for now ;)
Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/27/2016
Party Disasters by allyelle reviews
Ayato accidentally invites the whole of Ryoutei Academy to a party at the Sakamaki mansion, but what could possibly go wrong? Certainly a lot when alcohol and all ten vampires are thrown into the mix.
Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,420 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Ayato S., Subaru S., Ruki M., OC
Diabolik what? by ralucascratte reviews
It has been almost 2 weeks since Yui Komori arrived at the mansion, 2 weeks filled with pain and fear, full of mistreating and abuse. Still Yui remains a girl, and when a girl experiences her montly issues in a place like that, well ..she can only hope for the best. What happens when the boys find out and what turn will all this take?
Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,331 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Laito S., Ayato S., Subaru S., Yui K.
How To Anger 10 Vampires by The Ender LAYYDAY reviews
Yui, Shihoka, and Natsuki, are three brides who together, are completely evil! Watch as they torment 10 vampire brothers! (OCs, bad attempt humor, uncensored language. Don't sue me/report me, I don't own Diabolik Lovers.)
Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 6/28/2015 - Yui K., OC
Lost Swan by Nikkette reviews
She had fire. He liked fire. He liked it a lot. PanxEmma. Full summary inside. Rated T for the obvious Pan/Emma tension.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,770 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 9/9/2014 - [Emma S., Peter Pan]
Wolves Blood by FreeWolf5 reviews
Yui discovers a new girl hiding out in the mansion and quickly forms a close bond with her. Before long the brother's catch the newcomer and new problems arise. Can this girl survive the mansion of disaster or will her blood be her ruin, she's not human after all...
Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,355 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 1/13/2015 - Complete
The Clash by BlackDeath1611 reviews
They avoid each other like plagues and hate each other's guts, but due to a certain activity they are forced to clash. How will they cope? Will they learn to cooperate with each other? Or maybe not, the dark past that haunts each and everyone of them, forces them to be the way they are now, hinder them from being their true self? Or will love conquer all and help them break free?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,695 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 4/30/2015 - [Amu H., Ikuto T.] [Kūkai S., Utau H.]
Give me your heart, little Cinderella! by Twaffles reviews
DISCONTINUED.
Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015
Interesting and Spicy by MzShellSan reviews
Just a little one-shot about how Ikuto is Amu's spice and Amu is Ikuto's entertainment (Aka. Interesting). Amuto all the way!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/8/2015 - [Amu H., Ikuto T.] - Complete
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For The Love Of Takoyaki reviews
Yui is fed up of Ayato always asking her to make him takoyaki, so she decides to give him some cooking lesson should he ever want some when she isn't there. When these lessons don't seem to be faring well, she eventually gives up. But Ayato is a vampire of many surprises, and he might be able to prove his worth...
Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/24/2015 - [Yui K., Ayato S.]
Well, This Bloody Sucks reviews
So here's the gist. I had a fairly normal life living in the church with my dad in England. Suddenly he says that we have to move to Japan, for his work and I can't be with him. So he's sent me to live with some distant relatives. Turns out that these 'relatives' are six vampires. I'll try my best to survive. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, my name's Eliza Lampton. Pleased to meet you.
Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,383 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 2/10/2015 - OC
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