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Joined 05-02-01, id: 65034, Profile Updated: 01-01-08
Author has written 4 stories for Blue's Clues, Misc. Movies, Jak and Daxter, and Final Fantasy VII.

Screenname: Joeanne

Age: Twenties

Quotes from my life:

"Why you still working!" - directer Andrew Lau to me during a late night at the office

"So have you asked him about the hamster?" - my boyfriend re: Richard Gere.

"Have we gotten you to loosen up or have you always been this weird?"
"I've always been this weird." - my boss to me during the final days of The Flock.

"How was your New Years?"
"I got a lovely call from my fiancee and my wife." - My boss and the editor from The Flock.

"It's all about her Marissa Tomei's tits, because she doesn't have any!" - My boss on Wild Hogs

So where's the baseball field?"
"You're standing in it."
"Oh--horribly depressing, isn't it?"
"Yeah." --Me and Transpo Guy re: the baseball field in Madrid, NM

Story status: 98 done with Chapter 15 of Dax or Daxter?

May post random story for FFVII that I wrote about a year ago.

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The Thin Glass by toadstoolcouch reviews
9/18/13: New chapter! I'm giving this another go! When the crew goes back to their proper universes at the end of "Mirror, Mirror," both McCoys are left in the wrong universe. BDSM, graphic slash, violence, suicide in one chapter. Mirror verse I am continuing this story, after so many lovely reviews and finally solving my plot problems. Thank you, readers!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,987 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 11/11/2009 - L. McCoy, Spock
Deal with the Devil by Inuki Ookami reviews
Jou Joey x Seto Yaoi Shounenai Jou finds his fate rests in the hands of his friend Yugi in a single duel, only this time it's against Kaiba, not Duke, and a lot more is at stake than just Jou wearing a dog suit...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 11/15/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Diamond in the Rough by TarynWanderer reviews
A Snatch fanfiction. In 1993, Turkish finds Tommy, broken and bleeding, in an alley in London's East End.
Snatch - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2001 - Published: 1/25/2001
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Dax or Daxter? reviews
AU. What if Daxter's dip in the Dark Eco had turned him into something else? Eventual het, slash, all that good stuff. Chapter 16 now up, sorry for the wait
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,512 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Daxter, Jak M.
It's Always the Cute Ones reviews
Cid asks the hard question, Cloud answers the hard question, and the girls get a good laugh. Pure sugary fluff. CidxVin, CloudAerisTifa
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
I'll Fly Away reviews
slighly angsty "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" piece about Delmar's decision to rob the Piggly Wiggly.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2001
Don't Talk to Strangers reviews
Steve and Blue have a new neighbor but he's really creepy. And who's attacking all of the children's program characters?
Blue's Clues - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/10/2001 - Published: 6/6/2001