State Kunoichi
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Joined 08-10-04, id: 650568, Profile Updated: 04-30-10
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto.

Hello! This is State Kunoichi here! If you wait for me to frequently update, then I'm here to tell you that you're sadly mistaken. If you want that, then you'll have to go to my deviantArt account for that http://statekunoichi.deviantart.com/ where you have more up-to-date status with my fics, life and whatever!

Now the purpose of this account, in reality, is to post what is threatened to be deleted by deviantArt (basically what is considered rated M or NC-17 or whatever). I plan to update other stories on here when I can, but all fluff will be more focused on dA.

Any mistakes in the text such as punctuation or any of "/" or separate "i" "b" or "u" are due to the format that deviantArt has. If there are any of those mistakes, feel free to le me know. :)

And before you go on to be my friend, I must warn you that I am a Yaoi lover. A SasuNaru(Sasu) one at that. ;)

CURRENT STATUS:

Let me clarify some things for some of my readers out there who love to comment on things other than CRITIQUES or VALID COMMENTS:

1) I assume a lot of you guys out there are still in high school. Some may even be in middle school I dunno. But from what I can pick up, I don't have that many mature readers. So let me make my scheduling for updates clear. I have college classes, work and studying to do. That leaves very little time for other things. And believe it or not, I want a social life, so that takes more time as well. With the little time I have left, it is between "Me" time and writing to please you guys. A lot of you are nice, and I like to write these stories, but I'm not getting paid to do this. So if I get my "Me" time, I'm in a better mood to write. So this is why updates are not frequent or consistent.

2) As of now, The Uke Club is my main story. Everything else I write before I finish this story will be considered a side project. So my main story gets top priority and everything else comes second. I know that a lot of you have become fans of Hunt, but that story comes second. You'll just have to be (more) very patient with the updates on other stories. I'm sorry, but please understand.

3) The most important notice. It really gets to me when people don't get this third and final thing. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO. This goes for updates, but most importantly, how I write my stories. I will update when I can, which goes with the first issue. But to clarify, this is MY story. I will write it however I please. And if that means having one of the boys liking someone else before their "significant" other, then that's how it will be. You'd prefer Sasuke to like Naruto? Well, read the whole title. It's The Uke Club SasuNaru, meaning those two will be together! You want the end results but won't enjoy how you get there, then there are plenty of other SasuNaru writers on this site, on other sites, and all over the internet. Hell, write your won stories and make them the way you want. But let me make this the way I want to. If you don't like it, then please bother somebody else.

The Uke Club's chapter 6 is about halfway done. But finals will prevent me from writing or updating anytime soon.

Hunt's next chapter hasn't started yet. And final exams will delay it longer. Sorry.

DUDES!! I actually picked up drawing! You can find a few of the things (all SasuNaruSasu related) on my deviantART Page.

If you really want to know what's going on in my life, progress in my current stories, or want to see little fluffs or drawings that I made, please visit my dA account. I cannot emphasize enough that I spend more time and have more focus there than on this site. You'll even have a better chance of contacting me there than here or anywhere else (since I have no MySpace, FaceBook, etc.) The link, once again, is found at the top and bottom of the page.


Funny Tombstoes:

"I told you it was serious."

"My only regret was giving the monkey the gun."

"I looked up the shaft to see if a car was coming down...It was."

"Victim of a woman's beating."

"Death by Snoo-Snoo! :D"

"Dear departed Brother Dave. He chased a bear into a cave."

"Here lies Good Old Fred. A great big rock fell on his head."

"Here lies my wife. I bid her goodbye. She rests in peace and now so do I."

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."

"I wasn't afraid of death. I just didn't want to be there when it happened."

"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. I got wasted and had the time of my life. :D"


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Parties and Peaches by Through Darkness and Light reviews
Naruto's having a Halloween party and Sasuke is coming as well. Once the others leave Naruto has a plan that will rock Sasuke's world. Yaoi, Lemon NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasuke obsessing over Naruto's ass. sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unspoken in ANBU by Juura99 reviews
There are many unspoken things in the ANBU world. But how does Sasuke feel about people using Naruto to 'relieve sexual frustration in order to perform better on missions? Especially when he's in love with the blonde? SasuNaru Yaoi. I don't own Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Are My Perfect Secretary by OhHowFluffyYouAre reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is the perfect secretary. He is able to handle anything and any boss. That is until he meets Director Uzumaki Naruto. NaruHarem and eventually NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,286 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuchan in Art School by Kasa Nichi reviews
Sasuke dislikes people but when he meets his loud, immature, sexy roommate, he can’t help but like him-a lot. How can Sasu handle the feelings Naru evokes in him and how will Naru keep his hands off Sasu? Well, he won't. fluffy,tons of smut Narusasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 148,102 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Aphrodisiac by Camunki reviews
"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,301 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chasing Tails by thedemonsangel reviews
It takes a lot to get someone to agree to be a mate...it's so much easier to trick them. Pairings: SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, etc.... Warnings: AU, language, rated for future chapters, rating may change, etc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,263 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Polar Opposites by Acier Glace reviews
or A Story of Pineapple Upside-down Cake. Sasuke was straighter than the stick up his ass. Naruto was more bent than a Crazy Straw. It was a match made in Heaven. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Good Directions by NavyBlueWings reviews
The only way people managed to stumble onto Konoha was if they took a wrong exit from the interstate. And even that was quite rare. Rare, however, did not mean impossible. And Naruto was soon going to learn that. SasuNaru, lemon. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,669 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Morning by darkalbino reviews
The kind that could only be so perfect with you. SasuNaru, PWP, oneshot, lemon -very lighthearted and playful- Early birthday present for FallenKarma.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All Tied Up NaruSasu by merraz2590 reviews
There is only so much a teme like Sasuke can do when he is tied to a bed because of a certain dobe. NARUSASU YAOI ONESHOT REAALLLYYY LONG LEMON...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fear of Being Alone by NavyBlueWings reviews
It seemed like a normal night for Sasuke. After refusing Sakura, Sasuke wants nothing but to go home. So when fate places a boxer-clad past on his doorstep,can he escape the love confession he tried to forget? NARUSASU. Lemon one shot, reviews are nice
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blank Canvas by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke is happily living with Naruto, his lover and dearest person. Naruto is not-happily living with his lover and dearest person. In fact, at this moment, he'd rather be not-living, not-happily with his lover and dearest person. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Torque by CerealK reviews
‘Yes Naruto,’ Sasuke patiently repeated for the ninth time to the spastically twitching, jabbering blond. ‘Believe it or not the Ferrari is yours…. Now stop orgasming, clean up your drool and drive.’
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tattoo by NavyBlueWings reviews
All Uzumaki Naruto wanted when he entered the ink shop was to show his rival/best friend/something else Uchiha Sasuke up. But one tattoo changed their entire fight. SasuNaru, two-shot, Naruto POV. M for Lemon, you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Bastard, The Possessive Owner by TanukiRaccoon reviews
No matter how many times Kakashi groped him, no matter how many times he was hit on by strange men, no matter how much he hated this French Maid uniform, he still had to wear it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In Da Club by Fennie reviews
Sasuke goes to a new club for that nights lay, but what happens when he doesn’t it to be a one-night stand? Does his pick of the evening feel the same? SASUNARU, LEMON, YAOI, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ferris Wheel by NavyBlueWings reviews
What do you do after drunken sex? What if it was with your best GUY friend? And what if you weren't exactly drunk? Easy...you hide it. But blackmail is a girl's best friend, and Sasuke's worst enemy. SasuNaru, Sasuke POV. Winner of a poll in my profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Thy Brother by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,459 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Right Here Waiting by CerealK reviews
They had promised each other three years ago that whenever Naruto returned to Japan Sasuke would be right there waiting for him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,443 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke and Naruto's Day Off by NintendoGal55 reviews
Prize for ToonTwins. Sasuke and Naruto get the day off, and decide to swim and play in the Uchiha pond. Where strange things ensue. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Reality TV Sucks by TanukiRaccoon reviews
“Will you go on a date with me?” Wow… this is too good to be true! …well, what do you know, it is. Yai, SasuNaru, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life Is a Highway by NavyBlueWings reviews
When Naruto hears Sasuke is moving across the country, he is really upset. Not willing to say goodbye just yet, he thinks of only one thing…ROAD TRIP! But what happens when you realize your best friend is..more than that? Three/four shot, Read and Reveiw!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,171 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Ask by michelerene reviews
Naruto insists that Valentine’s Day isn’t that big of a deal. His advice? Just ask. He did and he has the chidori burn to prove it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Psychic Problems by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto convinces Sasuke to go to a psychic to solve his 'girlfriend' problems. But what if Naruto is in over his head? And what's this about a fool? Don't misread the cards in front of you Uzumaki Naruto! Oneshot? SasuNaru, Naru POV. Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,803 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Happens In Tanzaku City by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When He Cries by Itachi. Oh Enka reviews
Sure, Naruto may be beautiful when he cries. But Naruto will always be beautiful, tears or not. Sasuke loves him either way. SasuNaru. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
KISSING BADLY by ORANGE-REBELLIOUS-TTEBAYO reviews
In one move, the bastard threw everything off limits in bounds. SasuNaru !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,368 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bed Sheet by NavyBlueWings reviews
A confrontation in Sasuke's bathroom leaves Naruto feeling more confused about the blackhaired boy that has come back into his life. So when the two are forced to spend the night together, what is the blonde supposed to do? SasuNaru. Warning on inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Truth Potion by PunkyPenguin reviews
After accidently mixing up coughing syrup with a truth serum, Naruto finds himself in a very awkward position. When Sasuke starts asking questions, what could possibly go wrong? SasuNaru, LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Let's get it on! by Shimaki-33 reviews
Sasuke wants sex Naruto doesn't, and you know Uchihas get what they want. YAOI SasuNaru Lemon one Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hot In Here by darkalbino reviews
One thing hotter than a man in uniform? Well hell, I think TWO men WITHOUT uniform kinda takes the cake. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Feeling the Heat by michelerene reviews
Sasuke mistakes his savior for an angel and asks him to stay. Naruto, a firefighter doing his job, hasn’t broken a promise yet. Written for NaruSasu Day
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,997 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Be My Girl by doodlelover reviews
Naruto is a young party-goer who loves a good dance, no matter who the one giving it is. When a dark haired beauty he's never seen before starts lighting up the dance floor, he can't resist. Happy NaruSasu day!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,460 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
SasuNaru Smut PWP by Nyru reviews
Porn without plot. SASUNARU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Payback is a Bastard by michelerene reviews
Sasuke’s day had been a living hell thanks to one blue eyed, blonde haired idiot. Said idiot swallowed thickly, “What the hell, teme?” Sasuke smirked and leaned in to whisper, “You owe me.” SasuNaru Plot? What plot? For Master of Rebels... finally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,271 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Caution! Slippery When Wet by Jelp reviews
Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dominate me by Alrye reviews
"Fine, I'll prove I can be quiet for anything." "Anything? So that means I can do anything to try to make you scream out? Anything right?" What started off as simple a challenged ended in pain, torture, and love. Rated M for a good reason. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/19/2008 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
How Many Licks? by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto has a craving for a red tootsie pop and Sasuke has the last one in the village. But he isn't giving it up without finding out how many licks it takes to get to the... well... you'll see. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nosebleed by Birdie Don't Eat That Muffin reviews
Woah. Just how many nosebleeds can Sasuke get in less than a 24 hour period especially from just looking at Naruto? Read to find out! SasuNaru Yaoi. Lemon. Bad language. rated M for a reason. If you don't like yaoi I highly suggest that you don't read ths
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One way in by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasunaru Naruto falling in love with Sasuke and his pervertedness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yours Isn't Mine by Hiki-chan reviews
SasuNaru oneshot. It was a romantic dream come true, two hot guys fighting over her. But reality is harsh, Sakura is going to find out soon. Different POVs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Neutral by Camunki reviews
'"Let's do it" He said, as if it were the most natural thing in the world.' Sasuke and Naruto... curious teenagers driven by their hormones, or possibly something more? Sasunaru, yaoi, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,655 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Doctor Uchiha by BakaNekoSan reviews
AU Hm... What's a dirty doctor like Sasuke to do when his high school crush comes to him for a check up? A harmless prostate exam wouldn't be pushing it, would it? Or would it lead on to more activities? Yaoi SasuNaru One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Things About Sasuke By Uzumaki Naruto by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Twenty things Naruto wants everyone to know about Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Things About Naruto By Uchiha Sasuke by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
SasuNaru. Twenty things about Naruto that Sasuke wants everyone to know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Picture Perfect by ToriMiu reviews
After a night of hot sex, Naruto finds a picture of... himself? Under Sasuke's pillow? Naruto's not about to let this opportunity to tease Sasuke pass, and Sasuke's revenge is all the more sweet and spiteful. Warning: SasuxNaru, Lemon, Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Stand So Close To Me by darkalbino reviews
What's a young teacher to do when your even younger, hot blond student starts coming onto you? And you want him back? SasuNaru, teacher!Sasuke, student!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,747 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Forbidden by AngelWing1138 reviews
For everything that is sweet in life, is also forbidden. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Learn to Love by Makkura Arashi reviews
She smiled at the Dark haired boy. 'The patient you will be working with Uchihakun, is Uzumaki Naruto. He has been paralysed from waist down and i'm sure he'd appreciate your concern' AU Yaoi. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,433 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birthday Surprise! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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The Uke Club SasuNaru reviews
Uchiha Sasuke moves into the prestigious school of Konoha Shounen High, an all-boys school. There, he makes new friends, enemies, and love interests, thanks to the popular ring of friends in the school known as The Uke Club, including a certain blonde!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,585 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Pure Sin reviews
When it seems that you hit the lowest point in your life, the only thing you can do is look up... SASUNARU. Gift-fic for Lavitaacolori and NekoSasu760 from Y-Gallery! Please beware of this religiously themed story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Can't Think of Anything reviews
Can't think of the right gift for your friend? Pretty much what Sasuke was thinking of. It would probably be easier if he just did what the blonde said. NaruSasu Rated T for language more than anything else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Little SasuNaruSasu reviews
Just short one-shots of Naruto and Sasuke together. These stories have no relation with each other, and the plot as well as the couple roles will change from chapter to chapter. Rated T for some language and very mild themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,529 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hunt reviews
Naruto is bounty hunter. Sasuke is an agent in the group ANBU. Becuase Naruto is suspected for certain crimes, Sasuke is ordered to keep the blonde in his custody until further notice. So exactly how well can a wild animal like Naruto be tamed? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,975 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Inseparable reviews
SasuNaru. LONG ONESHOT. If Naruto had succeeded in his mission for bringing Sasuke back before he left the village, how would their relationship unfold from there? The bonds Sasuke had desperately tried to break are now making him think twice about Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,926 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Karada ka Kokoro reviews
They had been going out for so long. But Sasuke is not sure if their relationship will last. NARUSASU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Sticky Valentine SasuNaru reviews
Will a love potion made by a desperate Sasuke-fan affect the friendship between the raven and Naruto? This is a special Valentine's that no one in Konoha High School will ever forget. Rated M for last chapter. Others contain fluff and a hint of lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,242 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Know Why SasuNaru reviews
A young Kunoichi simply adores the 6th Hokage with a passion, but can't stand to see the former traitor of the village so close to him. When she sets off to spy on Sasuke, she may actually see something she never would have suspected...or forget! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Experimenting SasuNaru reviews
Being at the age of 12-13, changes are bound to happen to a boy's body. But what happens when that problem occurs again for the young Uchiha and when his blonde friend Naruto comes over that day? Is it bad timing, or a good opportunity? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete