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Joined 08-11-04, id: 650656, Profile Updated: 02-03-09
Author has written 1 story for Kingdom Hearts.

Don't think I intend to write any more fanfiction ever, but I'll still hang around the site, since it's still interesting.

So I'll probably be limited to faving, reviewing and whatever else strikes my fancy.

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I wanna go home 2! Ya hear? by Lizardios reviews
I get warped into FF7 by my PS2... My life could be alright, had I not merged bodies with my pet lizard, giving me a new body, another personality in my mind, AND living through what was supposed to be a video game. Chapter 29 up
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,955 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Red XIII
There's no such thing as Utopia, even in FF8! by Scent of the Tulip reviews
When a girl from Earth gets duped into signing a contract and gets transported to the FF8 world, she finds it isn't as easy as she'd imagined. A little bit of Seiftis thrown in.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,154 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Zell D.
Among the Nonsense by a certain slant of light reviews
In a perfect world, there’d be no way back. ჯ AliceNaminé. 1sentence.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Naminé - Complete
Big Bad by a certain slant of light reviews
Small girl, small girl, step farther this way, for the night has now come to swallow the day. ჯ LarxeneOlette.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Larxene, Olette - Complete
Frozen by Hidden Guardian reviews
ONESHOT. Based on the song of the same title by Within Temptation. An evening that takes place between Marluxia and Vexen, and how someone can feel frozen inside when it seems like they have it all.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Marluxia, Vexen - Complete
We're All Mad Here by FortunaStoryteller reviews
A discovery comes to light when peculiar circumstances brings the Whirlwind Lancer to the Mad Tea Party. Xaldincentric, no pairings, just insanity.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Xaldin, Xigbar - Complete
Pretend by fantacination reviews
Wonderland, Zexion decided, was the most illogical place in the worlds. It’s not even a real world. But a dream of a world that somehow took root. An illusion. [genfic, although slight AliceZexion if you squint and look sideways, mayhap].
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Zexion - Complete
Sweet by lewdness reviews
Naminé doesn't like the gifts Larxene brings her. [LarxeneNaminé][oneshot drabble][dubcon]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Larxene, Naminé - Complete
always by fall from stars reviews
DRABBLE—Still I waited for the day when she would say ‘I will always love you.’ [Riku ReplicaxNaminé]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Riku, Naminé - Complete
down by fall from stars reviews
ONESHOT—She falls down, down, down the rabbit hole, never to come back up again. [AxelxAlice]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Axel - Complete
go ask alice by fall from stars reviews
CHAPTERED—The dizzy heights of that dreamed of world. chapter ii: high hopes. Rating to increase. [MarluxiaxNaminé]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Naminé, Marluxia
Professor Hojo vs Education by Aerika S reviews
There comes a time when all fathers must let go of their sons and send them into the world so that they may learn. But this is Hojo and like hell he’s letting his prize specimen out of his grubby hands.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Prof. Hojo, Sephiroth - Complete
teacher’s pet by fall from stars reviews
ONESHOT—Their world starts to unravel very quickly. [XaldinxAlice]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Xaldin - Complete
There and Back Again by Skandranon reviews
AU slightly, bleak story of how things can go horribly wrong. Squall Irvine pairing.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Irvine K., Squall L. - Complete
earth angel by fall from stars reviews
ONESHOT—He was a fool for her, for the earth angel. [BraigxAerith] Especially for Lady Iris.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Aerith G., Xigbar - Complete
Make Me by Aikei-chan reviews
XigXalXig for XigXal day Feb.3rd Xaldin's temper is short and Xigbar enjoys making it shorter.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Xigbar, Xaldin - Complete
Pleasantly Depressed by Skandranon reviews
Irvine was doing just fine and dandy, engaged to his darling Selphie, until he walked in on Squall attempting suicide. Adult themes, violence, a good helping of cussing, some sex scenes, and a moomba kitten named Grrface. Irvine x Squall yaoi.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,580 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Irvine K., Squall L. - Complete
Parvulus Nefas by CaideSin reviews
Two words: child and sin. [Cities of the Future][cannibalism, incest][Sora plus Roxas, Leon and Roxas, SoraKairiRiku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Roxas, Leon/Squall L. - Complete
You can't make me! by LadyNightRunner reviews
Chaos as an entirely offcharacter lover of Christmas. Unfortunetly for him, Vincent is NOT a Christmas person. Oh, the horror! Let's see how far they get into the Spirit of the Season!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Vincent V.
Put the Apple to My Teeth by CaideSin reviews
Interpretations of intimate sincerity, retribution for the finest. [for archy][AxelVexen, pederasty]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Axel, Vexen - Complete
Times of Trouble by Basement Cat89 reviews
A three part MarluxiaNaminé ficlet, exploring the rather twisted mind of the Graceful Assassin. Will contain adult situations. Chapter 3 is up. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Marluxia, Naminé - Complete
Forbidden by TheQueenAriving reviews
AKA: Thoughts of a somewhat stalker. It's the story of Ienzo's Zexion's somebodyfirst impression of Even Vexen's somebody. Told from Even's point of view. Not as bad as you might think One shot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Vexen, Zexion - Complete
Scheherazade by Luc Court reviews
Set preCoM. Spoilers. Namine hears many stories before bedtime, each as different as the Organization member who tells them.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Naminé - Complete
The SEPHIROTH Owner's Manual and Maintenance Guide by Akari Shinju reviews
Thank you for purchasing a SEPHIROTH. Please read the enclosed manual to avoid any mishaps and malfunctions while 'playing' with Jenova's favorite son.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Sephiroth - Complete
arachnophobia by archy the cockroach reviews
finish what you've started. marluxianamine. [PART FOUR.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Marluxia, Naminé
eight legs by archy the cockroach reviews
learn to adjust. marluxiaaxel. [PART THREE]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Marluxia, Axel - Complete
The CLOUD Owner's Manual and Maintenance Guide by Akari Shinju reviews
Thank you for purchasing a CLOUD. Please read this guide to avoid any mishaps. Though with a CLOUD, you can never tell...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Cloud S. - Complete
along came a spider by archy the cockroach reviews
[not] a love story. marluxialarxene. [PART TWO]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Marluxia, Larxene - Complete
she swallowed the spider by archy the cockroach reviews
a love story. marluxialarxene [PART ONE]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Marluxia - Complete
Professor Hojo vs the ShinRa Accounting Department by Aerika S reviews
New beakers? 100 gil. The latest model microscope? 2000 gil. Turning your son into a sanity impaired megalomaniac hellbent on blowing up the Planet? Priceless. But you still have to itemize.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Prof. Hojo, Sephiroth
Can I Go Home Now? by The Curse Of ADHD reviews
What happens when a potentaly insane girl is transported to Spira because of a freak PS2 accident involving soda? My New Chapter is FINALLY Up: Disney Songs Are Scarring
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,722 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 12/20/2003
OMG High by Cymoril Avalon reviews
This is a deliberate PARODY of every ludicrous crossover high school fic out there. Meet Amathera, everyone's favorite Mary Sue, as she tackles high school, crossover characters, falls in love, discovers her Millennium Item's powers,& more! COMPLETED
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,579 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Complete
Chain of Hearts by Crimson Sun reviews
Hojo, Lucrecia, Vincent. Life after death.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/20/2003
Lamentation for a Villain by Crimson Sun reviews
For Sephiroth, the Turks, Hojo, and every other typically 'evil' soul.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/26/2003
Sue Mary Story formerly Not a MarySue by Silvawen the Elf Crumpet reviews
I would think that it would be pretty obvious from the title. What happens when a young woman who hates Legolas joins the fellowship? This fanfic, that's what! Ch. 48 up thnx 4 the title Alessandra :: FINISHED ::
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 79,612 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/19/2002 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Legolas - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Through the cracks reviews
Vexen and Demyx are sent on a mission to Silent Hill under orders to retrieve an item for Marluxia, no pairings, rated for mild language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Vexen, Demyx