evilspoofauthorCassi
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Joined 05-02-01, id: 65071, Profile Updated: 06-09-12
Author has written 8 stories for Zorro, ER, Titanic, Horatio Hornblower, and Hellraiser.

June 2012: Long break unless you count the update on Titanic YE3. I'm getting back to the stories, bear with me. Next on update will be David's Star 2, Hornblower the Duel Spoof, (chapter 8 will be deleted and replaced since it was not part of the original story though the arrangement with Simpson will remain) And FYI, Cassi is back to the skunk striped hair, as will be noted in the next chapter of The Duel. I will also be continuing on YE3 to finish it and Breaktime Spoof 7 because I want Peter Vincent from the new Fright Night movie in with my horror characters. (4 words: David Tennant tight leather) what can I say? The Doctor was really hot. Anyhow, all for now. For updates on the regular spoofs, check the group site, below and it's also on Facebook. --cas

June 2011: As you've seen I'm playing with new characters. I had bronchitis back in April and it hung around until May. For a while I was so miserable I spent days watching horror movies just to see people more miserable than me. Sven and I were both horror fans way back when we were still writing together. We'd discussed doing a Youth Elixir fic with horror characters...the plan was eventually scrapped when Sven quit. Sooo, while this isn't a youth elixir story, it WILL likely come down to involving water balloons with youth elixir... Wait and see just how much of the mess sparks the Evil Director's need for amusement and vengance. There may be a third team forming in there somewhere. ;)

For those wondering, I have completely recovered and finallyquit coughing. Though in the aftermath, I've lost weight and now have abs of steel. (you cough for a month and see what it does to you) So anyone who wants to know how I got into such great shape, I don't recommend trying that method. While the end effect isn't too bad, the virus itself will make you wish you were dead.

In other story news, the next chapter of David's Star 2 is done and in the editing process. It will be posted as soon as I'm sure I won't change it. Breaktime 7's next chapter is still in progress. It will be next. --Cassi

March 2011: For those looking for updates on older fics, you're in luck. I'm reading back through Titanic (YE3) and I'll be correcting and changing a few details in the story. (And I'm going to try to add some more to it, though without Sven will prove harder but we'll see what we can do) the story has to be broken up into separate wordpads per chapter and then re-edited for posting. I'll put an announcement as chaps are replaced. (and most extras --like insanity breaks-- will have to be cut as per rules of this site but I promise I'll keep all warning labels)

The Spoof of the Duel: working on it. Really. David's Star2: next chapter is complete, though i have to decide if theres anything i want to change before i post it. Debbie, I got your fic. I'll get on the editing as soon as i can. I'm gonna go over the first few chaps of Titanic YE in editing and grammar and do some re-posting and i'm going to try to add a new chapter before weeks end. In case you're wondering, I'm bringing in my other Assistant and a few of his friends from the Indy and Renown. ;) So they're gonna get to see where my other Assistant Director, "Mr. Lights" came from. Besides, they were in YE2 it's only fair they be in the third one. (And Whiplash gave such a wonderful addition to the confusion, we decided to add Mr. Hornblower just for the heck of it-- so we'll have Horold Lowe triplets)

There IS a 4th Youth Elixir fic btw that will take place in Battlestar Galactica to bring in some new sucker--I mean actors who are also to appear in the actual spoof of Titanic and others. YE4 is where we finally pay off Dr. Doom by letting him kill 4 people. So it's a split purpose story. This fic is posted on the message board in the Group site below. As are the original versions chaps of The Duel Spoof.

I may eventually post YE4 here, but we'll see how far I can get with the 3rd one first. Thanks to my readers and reviewers for your motivation and for pestering me to finish this mess even without Sven. Though the recently promoted EvilSpoofAuthorBecca and EvilSpoofAuthorAmanda have been a great help and are supplying some motivation.

--Cassi

In the spoof news, I now have a pic of the knife featured in the Duel Spoof. It's on my facebook. Yes, it was a Christmas present (one of my favorites) Very nice. Anyhow, that's all the update I've got for now. --Cassi (and if you wanna add me on facebook just tell me who you are and that you came from here--because there's more pix of that knife than just my profile pic)

Spoofauthor News//

I'm afraid Sven has quit spoofwriting, possibly permanent. It's not easy for me to continue without her, but I have been writing a few things, including parts of the spoofs. Bare with me, I'm working on it. They will not be posted here, as per the Script format rule...I hate those new rules. But they will be posted on the Group site, and Becca, my very wonderful friend and modorator, has now started an Archive for posting spoofs.

The link for that archive which includes ALL the regular spoofs, including the uncompleted ones, you'll find on Becca's page here. (in my Fav Authors under "Insane Dragoness" and also the link to the archive is posted in the links section on the group site as well.

For those who wonder what some of my people look like there is a gallery of our drawings and pix. You can find drawings of Cassie of Neverland, as well as the cover drawing for Wrath of the Wolfgirl at the following link. Drawings for the story "David's Star" are also in one of the galleries on the left side of your screen on this page and for extra funnies on Hornblower, Titanic, Battlestar Galactica, several Marvel movies, and various other pics from movies and TV shows, check out the "Captioned Pix" album. It'll be worth your time, because believe me, we had some great fun with some of these pix. ;)

--Cassi

Listed below is the link to the Group site for the EvilSpoofAuthor spoof series:

Also, below that is my Facebook address. As there are so many on there with my same name, I decided it would be easier to just say which one I am. ;)

http://www.facebook.com/Cassi.TheInsane1.vance

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Time And Relative Mischief in Space by Taranea reviews
Rose was lost, Martha left, Astrid even died. It's a lonely Doctor that wonders what exactly just went BONK! against his TARDIS, and when he finds out that his visitor claims to be Loki, the God of Mischief, well... Curious, the Doctor offers him a ride. Unfortunately, Loki decides he wants to go the roots of Yggdrasil. And things...don't go exactly as planned.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,523 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 1/27/2014 - 10th Doctor, Loki
Upon the Slate by Awahili reviews
She's not the same naïve girl from London, and he's no longer a Lord of time and space. But together they're paving their way down the slow path, rediscovering wonders along the way. A series of "firsts" in the life of Rose and her new new new Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,608 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.
Reconciliation by Lady Enigmatic reviews
Three American girls from the year 2011 come aboard for the journey of the Renown. Adventure, hilarity and–of course–romance ensue. Archie/OC, Wellard/OC, Bush/OC. COMPLETE.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,444 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Wellard, A.Kennedy - Complete
Hellraiser Hellbound: Alternative ending by 14member reviews
Dedicated to Laura 101! My friend, I give you this story for your birthday! Enjoy!
Hellraiser - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Kirsty, Elliot, Tiffany - Complete
The Lost Hornblower Movies by Budding Authoress reviews
Deep in the vaults of A&E, some brave soul found several rejected scripts for the Hornblower miniseries...and now we get to find out exactly WHY they were rejected. Please do not take these seriously. NEW SCRIPT UP!
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007
Narnia: When Children Cry by Lady of the Earth and Sword reviews
Lumnus. This is the full story of Tumnus's and Lucy's lives together - their friendship, their love, and the strange place in between. From the first time they met to the last, this is their story.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 68,677 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Tumnus, Lucy Pevensie
One More Day by AmandaTheVampireLove reviews
Julian gets one week to correct his mistakes and get Jenny, inspired by the song One more Day
Forbidden Game series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,950 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Jenny, Julian - Complete
Forbidden Game IV by roswellwbfan reviews
On Hiatus. This is NOT FINISHED. You can tell by seeing it listed as In-Progress or the "On Hiatus" both here and in my profile. I have agreed not to post any more until it is finished to avoid further annoying people, alright? Flames off, ok?Jenny/Julian
Forbidden Game series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 49 - Words: 108,422 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 2/3/2002 - Jenny, Julian
The signs of obsession by breea-ashee reviews
You know you're obsessed with Hornblower when...
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/1/2005
Titanic a Mr Murdoch story by AdventureBound reviews
What if Murdoch saw something that would change his life forever. what if he had the chance to do something about the sinking? What if for the first time in our lives we saw beyond what we saw of him in the 1997 film Titanic?FINISHED!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,070 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 7/18/2004 - 1st Officer Murdoch - Complete
Between Two Hearts by SilentThunder086 reviews
She was Thomas' Andrews fiery niece. He was Titanic's fifth officer. The Ship of Dreams brought them together, but are they strong enough to survive the inevitable? [FINAL CHAPTER ADDED...edit 8905 read inside! : ]
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,436 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004
In A Moment by YeBritishBabe reviews
CordayRomano-Corday in danger and Romano feeling its all his fault. Chap 32-And still it goes!
ER - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 50,577 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2005 - Published: 6/16/2003
Nearest Exit by sunburntdaisy reviews
yay, another chapter. the things we do when we should be doing essays...! anyway, it's cordano, it's post mark, helicopterepisode1 and pre helicopterepisode2. enjoy!
ER - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,525 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004
If Nothing Else by Nightingale16 reviews
Gale Tayler is a pirate, born for the sea, but she's never actually sailed! Gale hasn't believed in Captain Jack Sparrow and the Black Pearl since she was a little girl. But when her father dies, she ends up on a voyage with the infamous Captain Jack Sp
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,089 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 7/15/2003
The Resurrection by Baloo reviews
The Forbidden Game IV. Eight years after the fact, Jenny challenges the Shadow Men to another game. And this time she’s playing not only for her soul, but also for Julian’s.
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,286 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/19/2003 - Published: 12/17/2001
Journey to the Past by Makethebadmanstop reviews
A Mary-Sue, if you don't like them then DON'T READ IT! Seriously, nobody's freakin forcing you to! What was Jack’s home life like? Did he have a loving family or girl? What happens when he's called back there?Read on to find out! Bring on the flames!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,789 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 7/25/2003
Oh What Webs We Weaver by Merrymime reviews
Cordano!!! With a little bit from Weaver, the Alderman, Dorsett and Susan, but mostly hot Robbie & Lizzie. Finally, brand new Chp 21 AND Chp 22!
ER - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,306 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 8/6/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003
Pilgrimage from Darkness COMPLETE by Ginny3 reviews
Robert/Elizabeth--Sequel to Searching for Answers in the Fog
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,022 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003
Delicate Procedures by WhittyOne reviews
Robert Romano/Elizabeth Corday...what else is there to say? This one is for the ladies at TWoP, particularly Rain, Trekgirl, and RL...come on girls; let's feel the love! Please read and review!
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,982 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003
Separately Intertwined by Trekgirl01 reviews
A Cordano story for The Rockettes. Took forever to update, but I've been bitten by the writing bug again!
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2003 - Published: 1/10/2003
Brother of My Soul by Xanthia Morgan reviews
Following the events of TMR, Ardeth Bey and Rick O'Connell find out they have more in common than anyone could have imagined. COMPLETE
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,686 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/4/2001 - Published: 5/18/2001 - Ardeth B., OíConnell, R. - Complete
His powers are growing by Mojenica reviews
The Mummy from Ardeth Bay's POV. Also lots of filler. All chapters are posted, and a sneek peek at my next fic as well. R&R please.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,818 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2001 - Published: 9/1/2001
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David's Star II: Journey's End reviews
With the journey of David's Star comming to an end, the crew plots to save the life of a dear friend, who will have to join them and return to Florida, saying goodbye to his former world and start his life over. Humor,romance,friendship,and Goodbye.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,099 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - A.Kennedy
Youth Elixir III: EvilAuthors VS The Titanic reviews
All chaps have been edited and replaced. Basically this is Spoof on breaktime and to get ready for the Titanic Spoof they have to know the ship and people on it so while this is done it's turned into a 5 yr old war and a huge party w lots of laughs.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,488 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 8/10/2004
I'm Sure I'll Name It EventuallyBreaktime Spoof 7 reviews
Chapter 9 Hellraiser VS Jumanji...? Lions tigers and...killer bees. Well, it could be worse I suppose. In the meantime, let's just give the Cenobites some new toys to play with.
Hellraiser - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,586 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Elliot, Pinhead
Hornblower: The Very Unfair And Messed Up Duel reviews
Hornblower; as we wanted to see it. That is if you're an insane maniacal SpoofAuthor with a weird sense of humor. Includes insanity, lots of laughs and a few cameos from our regular spoof cast.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,196 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010
Wrath of the Wolfgirl reviews
COMPLETE! A strange new creature is brought into the Pueblo of Los Angeles. Unknown to Luis Ramone, it already had an owner. Now Zorro must join the Keeper of the Wolves and free the pup before the full moon...or the Pack will destroy the pueblo.
Zorro - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,050 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 11/25/2002 - Complete
David's Star reviews
Complete. Horatio, Archie and their men are taken on board David's Star, after being injured in a battle at sea. They soon discover there is more to this ship than meets the eye.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,256 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
ER VS The Breaktime TemperTantrum reviews
this story will remain incomplete as Authors have lost interest in finishing it. Sorry everyone but our days as fans of ER are now long over. we watch the older stuff, but after Romano died it just killed the whole thing.
ER - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,900 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 12/29/2003
ER VS The Infestation of Jeffery reviews
FINISHED! Chapters15 and 16 are up, the uh operation is over, and we gave it the weirdest ending you'll ever see. Well, knowing us, that's hard to say, but you're really gonna love this one!
ER - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,824 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2003 - Published: 5/22/2003