Zevazo
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Joined 08-11-04, id: 651091
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter.

I am not interesting. I live vicariously.

I write Harry Potter and always have. Perhaps one day I'll move on to another fandom, but it certainly will be a while. I used to post my more vapid stories under the penname "Phinea," since I had two e-mails and thought I'd make the best of it, but I have consolidated. I will suffer under my own vapidity now. The old stuff is still there under that name.

I write slash, non-slash, and non-anything; I lean toward angst; I love rice pudding. My favorite characters to write are the Black brothers (Sirius and Regulus, for the slow); I generally stick to Marauder-era, though not always; my usual bastard-villain-person is Lucius Malfoy; any other stats? No, I don't think so.

For the record, I supported Cedric Diggory. And I thought movie!Voldemort was not nearly scary enough.


For those who are interested in reading the Remus/Sirius slash series I've recently finished, the order is: "Collar," "Doth I Protest," "Thanks for Howling," "Grieving You Awake." You don't have to read them all to get it, though.
By the by, I really enjoy the new review-reply feature. If you leave a signed review, I'll probably get around to answering any questions. If you've reviewed in the past couple of months and I have not replied, feel free to e-mail and tell me that I'm a horrible person and going to hell (cheers, Marsa).

Now you can visit me on my LiveJournal: zevazo.livejournal.com!

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Imperius by Jess Pallas reviews
“Imperius…Werewolves…You Know Who…” The last words of a dying man force Remus Lupin into a dangerous investigation at the infamous Feral Institute. Sequel to Oblivious although prereading isn’t vital.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 208,480 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
White Noise by Sulwyn of the North reviews
Thoughts and feelings from Sirius and Regulus about why Sirius left and what they're going to do with their lives now. Some humor, some angst, and hopefully some romance later on. Enjoy! Adult themes, it'll get worse later on: drinking, some other stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Sirius B., Regulus B.
Let's Pretend the War Is Over by pir8fancier reviews
Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lies That Were Never Told by Red Kettle reviews
Remus, his rags and his riches. SiriusRemus slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Tonks's Worst Friday by Marauder reviews
After unsuccessfully attempting to break up with Tonks, Remus resorts to interdepartmental memos. Tonks's response to them causes chaos in the Auror office. Mentions of Remus x Sirius and Remus x Kingsley. Not for Remus x Tonks fans.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Seven Year Itch by sbrianson reviews
Sirius is in the doghouse – or to be more exact, on James’s sofa – and Lily wants to know how he ended up there... Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Nature of the Beast by magdalenrose reviews
Sirius escapes Azkaban and seeks out Remus ... but what is left to redeem? Memories have a way of turning on you. Slash, angst etc. CORRECTED SUMMARY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
People Sirius Loves by Marauder reviews
Sirius has been causing trouble at school, and McGonagall asks Andromeda to come in for a meeting with her. A very young Nymphadora Tonks comes along. SBxRL. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Art of Seduction by Michi the Killer reviews
Frills, finances, and a French maid costume. What could be better? Draco & Blaise make a bet that the former can't seduce a certain someone...Canon up until OotP. On hiatus for the time being, but I will come back to this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 3/25/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Shape of His Hands by Nyx Fixx reviews
Harry accidentally sees Remus and Sirius together during a stay at Grimmauld Place. He must try to sort out his confusion as best he can afterward. - OotP, Some adult ideas, suggested slash, no bad language or sex
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
There is Only Power by Sulwyn of the North reviews
Bellatrix has joined Voldemort and with her help he has come within inches of realizing his dream. Bella, feeling cocky at their assured victory, writes Dumbledore a letter, which he receives just days before the downfall of Lord Voldemort. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Bellatrix L., Albus D. - Complete
Sticky by Kitty Levina reviews
Sirius has developed an unusual habit involving post-it notes, and Remus isn't sure he likes it. Also, Remus bakes. Set during OotP. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
To Serve a Purpose by DarkTwin7 reviews
The Marauders, 6th year: In the aftermath of the Werewolf Prank, Sirius takes a fall from grace, and learns the hard way that there are some things you can't set right just with words. SLASH (SB,RL). Rated R for language, violence and mature sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,380 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
An Unexpected Visitor by Ellipsis Black reviews
Lucius finds a very unexpected visitor running around in the Manor. Contains profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Sirius B., Lucius M.
Hero by Atalan reviews
James Potter reflects. "I've known heroes, so don't try to tell me I was one." Short, a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2004 - James P. - Complete
Dangerous Liaisons by YoukoRei reviews
LuciusSirius. Lucius smudges the lines between hate and obsession.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Lucius M., Sirius B.
Beyond the Veil by Atalan reviews
AU, set after OotP. Trapped in a world where he can be neither seen nor heard, Sirius Black struggles to communicate to his friends that he may not be as dead as they think he is... and that something dreadful lurks beyond the veil. SBRL slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,809 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Sex Ed Lesson by Lady Feylene reviews
Snape has to give the fifth years the facts of life....(Very *very* mild slash hint)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Severus S.
Russian Roulette by Soz reviews
Seedy gun-toting, cheap-perfume wearing Sirius/Narcissa/Lucius triangle stretching from the illegal disco dance clubs of Communist-controlled Moscow to the Soviet prison camps of Western Siberia. Find who made & broke Sirius Black before Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 103,995 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2002 - Published: 6/19/2001 - Lucius M., Sirius B.
Werewolf on Trial by JKLB reviews
After Sirius Black tells Severus Snape how to get in the Whomping Willow tunnel, Remus Lupin has to face the Committee for the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures. MWPP Written before OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 100 - Published: 3/25/2002
Draco and the Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Day by DangerMouse reviews
Whole title: "Draco Malfoy and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day." A parody of the old children's book. Draco isn't having a very good day...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 37 - Published: 12/19/2001 - Draco M.
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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Counting Beads reviews
Follows over twenty years of Remus's life as he discovers lycanthropy, friendship, sex, love, betrayal, hope and despair. First person vignettes run from MWPP era to post PoA. Visits the bite, school years, the first Order of the Phoenix, and Greyback.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,293 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Remus L.
The Invitation reviews
Remus is feeling a little depressed. You see, he just got an invitation to Sirius's wedding ... and Sirius had sworn that he loved Remus. What happened? Why is Sirius marrying this pureblood girl, Maria? And can Remus do anything about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Message at the Tone reviews
Sirius has discovered a brand new way to be annoying: the cellular phone! James and Remus regret this deeply. A brief MWPP era comedy that will send you running to leave your best friend a voicemail.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Self Pity reviews
Regulus is the head of the Black family now that Sirius has run away, and he has a lot to live up to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Regulus B. - Complete
Ice reviews
Marauder era. Sirius blows up at James, and Remus is called upon to beat him back to his senses. Hey, with a mother like that, Sirius has got to have some issues ... Minor violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Victim reviews
Sirius has run away from the abuse he faced at home and is living on the street. Lucius decides a touch of blackmail is in order. Like Sirius needed any more trauma .... LMSB, rated for numerous foul sexual things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Sirius B., Lucius M. - Complete
Grieving You Awake reviews
What would you do if there was someone you loved more than literally anything? What if they were killed before your eyes? And what if you could bring them back? After days of pain and torture, Remus makes a bargain with the devil. PostOOTP, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Life in Crayon reviews
1980. Sirius is visiting with his favorite cousin, and is shocked to hear that Regulus has been killed. Second half is a monologue by Sirius, addressed to his brother's grave. Previously posted by Phinea.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Sirius B.
Thanks for Howling reviews
During OOTP, Sirius has been on an allnight drunk and Remus quietly disapproves, but he makes tea for Sirius anyway. Nongraphic SiriusRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Doth I Protest reviews
Sirius and Remus have left school and are living together ... and that's the least of their problems. Sequel to Collar, which there's no real need to read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Bourbon Confessional reviews
Remus and Sirius have a short, slightly drunken talk atop a tower, about philosophy, Regulus and girls. Mostly dialogue. No explicit slash, but hints at nonconsensual nasty things. A mild PG13.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Collar reviews
Seventeen and ready to leave school, Lucius Malfoy is sadistic and cruel. Remus Lupin, fourteen, will do anything to keep his condition a secret. Anything. Slash, LMRL, SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Remus L., Lucius M. - Complete