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Joined 08-11-04, id: 651163, Profile Updated: 02-28-14
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Supernatural, Radio Dramas, and Sherlock.

Hi!

My username on Pottermore is KnightScarlet33, if anyone else is on and wants to say hello! It's super exciting.

Also: My homepage will lead you to my AO3 account! I have Magical Relations posted there in a much more coherent, if still bare bones, way. It's separated into a series by year! How exciting, all this cataloging and archiving. It must be the librarian in me.

Oh, also, if you rec a story somewhere or something, tell me. I am curious where they're going.

My fics:

There are translations available for Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them!

ру́сский (Russian): Волшебные эльфы и где их искать by Fleur Forsyte

Español (Spanish): Elfos fantásticos y dónde encontrarlos by bittersweet65

There are also translations of Kid!

ру́сский (Russian): малыш by AnabellLi

Español (Spanish): Niño by bittersweet65

Magical Relations:

So this fanfiction has a banner now I don't think I can put it up here, so you should go to my website and look because it is absolutely awesome. Thank you to the lovely person (j1mmyj6zz on deviantart) who made it for me!

Also, thanks very much to the anonymous reviewer who gave me the title. I think it's going to just go on until either seventh year, or when Voldemort dies? Or when I feel I've gotten my point across and found a conclusive ending? In any case, I'm on the fifth year. This story was nominated for the Quill to Parchment Best Humor!Fic award, which makes me incredibly happy.

Also:

Never think I've given up on this story, because I haven't. Currently I'm working out the last half of fifth year.

Other fandoms!

I've been writing in other fandoms recently, everyone. I know, it freaks me out too. I was monogamous, but now I'm stepping out into the big bad world of polyfandomry, and it's strange and new and exciting. It's all posted over on Archive, but I suppose I should put it here too, since I consider this my primary fic-posting-place.

So far I've got a bit of Supernatural, a bit of Sherlock, and a bit of Cabin Pressure. Requests are welcome, because I write these little stories in order to kick my brain into writing my longer Harry Potter stuff. So. Posting that stuff will happen occasionally.

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5072 - Favs: 7,004 - Follows: 7,571 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14077 - Favs: 8,877 - Follows: 8,452 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8321 - Favs: 9,422 - Follows: 6,989 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wishcraft by Taint of Taia reviews
AU Complete. Sirius is suffering in Azkaban with 4 yr. old Harry, but not for long. Harry needs to go to Hogwarts. What about the Dementors and house elves? What about Remus? Can certain secrets be kept? Can Harry be kept safe?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,998 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Freaks and Geeks by Hello Moto reviews
Au Non Magic. Draco Malfoy was born deaf, and now he is being forced to go to a boarding school in New England for the first time. Things aren't going his way. Then he meets Harry Potter, a boy with more than his fair share of secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,266 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,625 - Follows: 4,412 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
poor cursive by oh sweet lily beans reviews
Valentine's day isn't a lie, is it. -- Finny/Gene fluffery.
A Separate Peace - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Nice by m-erechyn reviews
Anathema often wonders what Agnes thought of the lives her descendants led. //Anathema-centric//
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
A Little Too Literally by Katria Bloom reviews
H/D, Harry and Draco have to buy each other gifts for a Secret Santa exchange. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Faith of an Atheist by Serria reviews
L, the man of countless empty names strives to feel alive in his world of constant calculations and investigations. He has a faith in Light Yagami that he doesn't know how to justify. Will this belief lead him to a final truth before the end?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,589 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Knight in a Shining Apron by Slightly Sinister Sinestra reviews
AU. No HBP, no end of Ootp. Molly fixes Severus up after an Order meeting, and he suddenly finds himself with one hell of a knight in shining armour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,975 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Severus S., Molly W.
Sands Through The Hourglass by Scarlett Burns reviews
Post movie. Sands finds himself back in CIA hands, and his future is uncertain. A setup within the CIA puts Sands to the test, and he's forced to lay it all out on the line to gain proof about the conspiracy against him. COMPLETE
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 125,005 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Complete
In You by pin twist reviews
Severus Snape is unhappy with his feelings toward a certain boy in his class. Little does he know that the boy feels the same way. Unfortunately for both of them, Snape isn't the first one to find out about Harry's feelings. It's someone who has very mu
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,754 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Chocolate Frogs by opalish reviews
Harry had never heard the Second War referred to as a bit of unpleasantness before, and he found that it was almost…reassuring. Zabini didn’t care about him and he didn’t care about Zabini, and he didn’t have to bother hiding. HarryBlaise slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Out of a Paper Bag by Sylvia Snape reviews
As Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Snape can't help but feel a tiny bit skeptical of Harry's fighting abilites. Can Harry fight his way out of a paper bag?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shoe Polish Eyes by pin twist reviews
The war's over, Draco's sick but bound for Azkaban. Harry's in love too late. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Paint It Black by pin twist reviews
Draco's sick. Harry makes it better. Slash. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wind That Shakes the Seas and Stars by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of OoTP, Slytherin!Harry, HPDM slash. Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 786,063 - Reviews: 4084 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9145 - Favs: 10,640 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Impractical Heroics by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Harry has a plan. He also has a concussion and a close encounter of the Slytherin kind. This will not end well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P.
The Horrible Malfoy Visit by cuddlebearlove reviews
11th in the series. Harry has gotten revenge on Draco, but he may have to suffer too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Werewolf Horrible by cuddlebearlove reviews
10th in the Horrible series. Remus is summoned to talk to Harry. Harry finds out why his parents were betrayed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Patchwork Quilt by Devonny Rose reviews
On the 31 of October, 1986, a young man fell from the sky and landed with a thump on the edge of the forest next to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,225 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P.
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Hazards of Knowing It All by opalish reviews
Onesided CedricHarry, Hermione's POV. What's smart isn't always what's best.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 183 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Cornelius and Sybil: A Horrible Combination by cuddlebearlove reviews
9th in the series. Cornelius decides to give his version of the talk to Harry for the sake of the wizarding world. Then Sybil shows up. Others in the series are referenced.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P.
Harry, Seamus, And The Master Plan by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry is allowing Seamus to set him up on a date. But first, they have to get Ron and Hermione together, survive class, find out if Draco and Blaise are together, and convince their friends that they are NOT a couple! Eventual slash, HPDM, SFBZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,520 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Horrible Interpretation of the Prophecy by cuddlebearlove reviews
8th in the series. Voldemort interprets the prophecy in an odd manner, and tries to talk Harry out of it. The others in this series are referred to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Not Just Horrible, Weasley Horrible by cuddlebearlove reviews
7th in the series. Mrs. Weasley desperately wants Harry as a soninlaw. Will she make this happen, or will Albus convince her otherwise?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Horrible Reason to Practice Constant Vigilance by cuddlebearlove reviews
6th in the series. Harry thinks he has learned all he needs to, until a problem arises in class one day. The first five are alluded to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Harry P., Alastor M.
Finally, Something Not So Horrible by cuddlebearlove reviews
5th in the series. Sirius changes his mind about giving Harry 'the talk' only to discover that he is far too late. I suggest reading the others first, as they are referenced.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A New Kind of Horrible by cuddlebearlove reviews
Fourth in the series. Draco and Harry should know better than to antagonize Snape. His revenge: 'the talk' with Hagrid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Crosswords by opalish reviews
And he spirals down, down and deeper down, forgetting and forgotten, but always, always, something brings him back. Oneshot of Sirius in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Sweet Merlin, It Got More Horrible by cuddlebearlove reviews
Professor McGonagall gives Harry the talk, but he is determined not to go through it alone. Third in the series. I suggest reading the other two first, as they are referenced.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Really the Most Horrible Thing by cuddlebearlove reviews
Spin off of the Most Horrible Thing. Severus gives 'the talk' to Draco and Harry. I would suggest reading the first one first, because it is referenced. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Most Horrible Thing by cuddlebearlove reviews
Fourteen year old Harry needs The talk and Albus gets stuck doing it. Not related to HP and the Unexpected Guardian oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 140 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Prefect's Portrait by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Now AU sixth year.Hermione's quest for a quiet place to read leads to the discovery of a remarkable portrait. CHAPTER 18:The Order of Merlin. The living are celebrated, the dead remembered, and it is a new day for the wizarding world. Multifaceted Nominee
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,631 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Flawed Perfection by Celebony reviews
[Sequel to Recnac Transfaerso] Finally, Harry's in for a perfect summer with his godfather and friends, or so it begins. But being Harry Potter means that nothing can stay peaceful for long. {Complete}
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 260,672 - Reviews: 3048 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Passions of the Potter by Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter reviews
Harry Potter stumbles across a Portkey... and comes to the land of the Lord! Jesus journeys with him back to modern times, to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 232,551 - Reviews: 4108 - Favs: 4,016 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Grim Dawn by Robin4 reviews
Prior to Harry’s third year, he leaves the Dursleys, desperate to escape. But before the Knight Bus can stumble upon him, he encounters someone far different, and his world begins to change. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,007 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Thin as Thimble by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[HD SLASH] Post-Hogwarts, Harry comes to visit him in the hospital. Draco would be grateful, if he hadn't lost the power of internal monologue. Twisted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Everyone's Free To Tickle Dragons by Indigo Ziona reviews
Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/26/2003
Giving Notice by dontgiveahoot reviews
A look at the actions of a main character from the point of view of other characters. When death rocks Hogwarts, you'd be surprised who's affected. Chapter Twelve: Rosemary Sprout tends to her garden, the students - and the other professors
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,021 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 2/28/2002
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The Handbook of Elf Psychology reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,049 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 3,873 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
Magical Relations reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 242,366 - Reviews: 4306 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 5,410 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Nome (or, Weren't You In Here Last Week?) reviews
In which Douglas has laryngitis, Martin has an evil twin (but not really), and Arthur gets to meet gnomes (but not really), James Bond (but not really), and the inside of the storage closet (really), all thanks to Martin's meddlesome half brothers, one of which is dead (but not really).
Crossover - Radio Dramas & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Cabin Pressure, Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Some Kind of Monster reviews
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend," the demon says. It tips its head to one side as though making a difficult decision, though it's grinning underneath. "And you know? I think I like you less." Sam and Dean run into a series of cases that are a lot more complicated than they look at first glance, and a lot more dangerous. Casefic!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Salt and Burn (It's Firewhiskey, After All) reviews
Harry scoffs. "I killed Voldemort. Done." "No no no no no," Dean says, shoving Harry's glass at him. "No no no," he continues, just in case Harry hasn't caught on. "No. You drink up, buddy." Sam and Dean have a little downtime in the UK, courtesy of Cas, and end up meeting Harry Potter in a pub. Drinking games follow.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Kid reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Billywigs reviews
Features: A massive conspiracy orchestrated by Dumbledore, repeated abuse of billywig stings, a nearfatal brush with a werewolf, an intervention, a skeptical Lily, a hotheaded Sirius, an addicted James, a slightly confused Remus, and a pseudogenius Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,544 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Conversations with Luna reviews
Conversations. With Luna. She has a theory that her mother helped her with, and is willing to share... makes Harry feel better, anyway. One shot. Possible continuation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
L'ongle d'orteil d'Ickiblog reviews
Dean has a new project. Seamus is determined to find out what it is. Then Seamus corrupts a small child and Dean realizes that sometimes you have to let go. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Divination reviews
Ron experiences many different types of divination, along with a bewildering and unexplainable marshmallow. One shot. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
WWP Presents: Giantus Pratus reviews
Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - George W., Draco M. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 202 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
The Chamber Strike reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 117 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Sirius' Story Time reviews
Sirius tells the real story of the Hogwarts founders to the first years. It's a bit more violent than you'd expect for a bedtime story. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Watering Hole reviews
In the aftermath of FrednGeorge's movie, they realize they forgot something. Hermione reminds them, and Harry unwillingly plays the hero. One shot. Set after WWP:HOS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
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