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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter.

I am female, 20 years of age and I have finished a Diploma in Auslan (australian sign language)

I love and I am currently obsessed with Dexter, True Blood, Stargate SG-1, Heroes, Supernatural, Buffy, Angel and Harry Potter, I am very good friends with alaranth-88 and laterose.

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Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 157,420 - Reviews: 3936 - Favs: 5,283 - Follows: 5,772 - Updated: 19h - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
Fighting The Green by violentartista reviews
Neville is the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter is a Slytherin. Both have a destiny to fulfill, but Harry is the one who can't seem to cope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,763 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 22h - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,564 - Reviews: 4691 - Favs: 8,316 - Follows: 10,168 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5529 - Favs: 8,311 - Follows: 8,925 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Not a Potter After All by darkorangecat reviews
Shortly after Voldemort's return it is discovered that Harry Potter is not the biological son of Lily and James Potter. He is in fact the son of John and Mary Winchester.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,623 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 2,868 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., John W.
Fighting the Gods by phoenix catcher reviews
Ryver/Michael Mentions of . Alteran:Harry. Clone:Harry Ryver . Harry must face the Galaxy and try to rebuild the strength of the Great Races while caring for his twin brother who has their destiny on Earth on his shoulders.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 364,566 - Reviews: 2646 - Favs: 2,712 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Harry P.
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 4,589 - Follows: 5,867 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Ends and Means by HaruJam reviews
Whilst teaching Harry Occlumency, Snape and Dumbledore find a memory block in Harry's mind. 'For the greater good' they destroy the block in the hopes that Harry will become more powerful and be able to defeat the Dark Lord. Do the ends justify the means?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,934 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P.
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2708 - Favs: 3,985 - Follows: 4,482 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Behind Blue Eyes by Paffy reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 439,010 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
My Name Is Jason Winchester by Crystal565 reviews
Harry grows up with Dean and Sam Winchester.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,762 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
We, In Faith by Elagabalus reviews
[AU] The world believes that Harry Potter died sixteen years ago while his parents survived. But with the Triwizard Tournament finally starting, why has this boy that looks so much like the Potters appeared? ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 116,244 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Harry P.
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 3,571 - Follows: 3,078 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 274 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Divination by evansentranced reviews
Ron experiences many different types of divination, along with a bewildering and unexplainable marshmallow. One shot. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Damned and the Lonely by BloodRedEnd reviews
Harry runs from his abusive Uncle and hides out in London with none other than Draco Malfoy. A rumor that he has joined Voldemort begins circulating and is widely believed. Can he survive the school year when everyone had turned on him but one? HPDM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,464 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Slings and Arrows by the original Pe reviews
Harry potter has been thrown into Azkaban for a crime he did not commit, and then rescued by the strangest ppl. A journy to belong. AU begins at the end of fourth year, HPXmen evo crossover COMPLETE! Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 88,299 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Invictus by opalish reviews
Harry Potter disappeared from Privet Drive when he was six years old. Now, ten years later, he's been found...and he's not about to be anyone's hero. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,894 - Reviews: 2473 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P.
Hidden by eQuasarus reviews
[AU] Harry, once scared and abused, now lives in the Forbidden Forest where he has adapted to life. The wizards want him back, but Harry wants to be a wolf of the forest. [WiP] 'Addictive' - HermioneGreen [Reader]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,106 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Harry P.
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Potter by Water Mage reviews
One change in the past can cause a ripple effect, changing the timeline. A baby, Harry, being adopted by a crime lord is one. How will Hogwarts be different with a gun wielding, Harry PotterMcKnight? The heir to England's underground crime empire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,880 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Play By Play by Stray-89 reviews
Ron and Hermi being in their own little world for most of sixth year, Harry was forced to find different company, his company for the past year...A Malfoy... A different Harry is heading for Hogwarts for his 7th and final year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Our Prongs by Carnivalgirl reviews
James is feeling down in the dumps after being humiliated by Lily in yet another attempt to ask her out. So it's up to his fellow Marauders to cheer him up! Yes, it's a songfic based on a Disney song! This is what happens when you've had too much sugar!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2005 - James P. - Complete
Exceptions by believeindreamers reviews
A sixth-year fic centered around Harry Potter and everyone's favorite Potions Master. Dark Harry! Rated for language and violence. Harry's taking charge, and not everyone's happy about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,856 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,306 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
New Years Eve Traditions for Dummies by nahimana reviews
Harry hates parties but he has to go to a New Years Eve party. He decides to arrive with only minutes before midnight. But then, he is reminded of an old tradition, a midnight kiss… HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
House of Black by DragonKatGal reviews
-Complete- BTVS HP Crossover. Buffy'n'George. Sirius Black escapes from Azkaban and asks Dumbledore for help locating his wife and daughter, only to discover that his daughter has been Called as a Slayer. -NEW: Chapters 25-27-
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,540 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
You See Us As You Want To See Us by TheLoneReed reviews
You see us as you want to see us: A brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. But what happens next? After the final punch of a fist in the sky and the last power chord?
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,677 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2004
Harry Potter and the Mirror Of Paradox by Yih reviews
[COMPLETE] Part 1 of PARADOX SERIES. Transported into another dimension by cursed mirror, Harry enters a world where he died as an infant and ruled by Voldemort. Left with no choice, he adapts. Continued in Harry Potter and the Extent of Existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 146,063 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
James and Lily's Return by Judith Elise reviews
Sorry for the duff title. James and Lily are alive but think Harry is dead. They return to England to clear Sirius' name. They have six younger children (Robert, Laurie, Ben, Sean, Sirius and Emma). Some angst between Harry and Robert,who is jealous o
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/30/2002 - Harry P., James P.
Irresistible Poison by Rhysenn reviews
**Chapter 9 is up!** Harry/Draco slash. Poison doesn't always bring death -- Draco learns that there are other ways to suffer and live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,080 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/28/2001 - Published: 1/28/2001
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Harry Potter and the Pissed spin the bottle game reviews
This is the sequal to 'Drunk truth or dare'. another game? how bout.... Spin the bottle! kissing, tricks, pranks, Gred & Forge and....Slytherins? Please Reveiw! flames welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Ron W., Harry P.
Remember Me reviews
One Shot. HarryGinny. Harry's Reminiscing and thinking.Ginny remembers everything. Please Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Out of the mouth of Bertha Jorkins reviews
Hi, My name is Bertha Jorkins. Gossip extrodinare! and this is my diary.PLEASE REVIEW. No Flames Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/18/2004
drunk truth or dare reviews
Harry and his fellow griffindor 6th years decide that they should play truth or dare. but when firewhisky and the girls are added things, uh, develop. please review. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Black' hole of doom reviews
MWPP. this is a marauders fic, my first ever. Remus, Sirius and Peter go to a water park. hilarity ensues. PLEASE REVIEW, No Flames Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Passing Time reviews
A back in time fic. Harry goes back to the maruaders time and gets sorted into slytherin. Little did he know that was his mothers house when she was at school. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/6/2004 - Published: 8/19/2004
Forgiven reviews
this is a Lavender Brown songfic to the song 'Forgiven' by Alanis Morissette from her CD 'Jagged Little Pill'. I hope you enjoy it. PLEASE REVEIW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/25/2004
Crimson Sunset reviews
this is a very angsty poem I wrote for harry. enjoy. please review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Harry P.
Wiccans, Warlocks, Witches and Wizards reviews
Harry is angry at Dumbledore and decides to fix that problem with a bit of magic. Little does he know that 'bit of magic' caused a surge through Privet drive. Voldemort wants to know who this warlock is and Harry gets his primary school friend back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Harry P.
Blue Moon reviews
songfic about Remus thinking about Sirius OOTP spoliers. this is slash so If you don't like that kind of thing don't read it. PLEASE REVEIW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Witchy Woman reviews
A songfic for Bellatrix. Shes soooo evil!. flames welcome. please review. my first fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Bellatrix L.