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Joined 08-11-04, id: 651249
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
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Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Define Love by Shnee reviews
Amy has always felt overshadowed when around her big brother James. Nobody sees her as anything other than The little baby Potter. Except maybe one certain Marauder... COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,623 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 2/12/2007 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
The Mirror Crack'd by Loki Mischeif-Maker reviews
During the last years of her life, Mrs. Black was not all there. Sirius, Remus, and Tonks try to clean up the mess she left in the bathroom. Set just before OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Cliffhanger by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Mal and Jayne have had a long day. Oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Mal, Jayne - Complete
The Noble and Most Contemporary Marauders by adrienne.hope reviews
Awful predecessor to Pandora's Box.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Never Dull by Olive Drab reviews
Oneshot. A bored Hawkeye Pierce is a dangerous animal... This is either screamingly funny or too stupid for words can you help?
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
Nymphadora's Wolf by Queriusole reviews
Dialogs between Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks based on events in Book 6. Lupin and Tonks' encounters with Death Eaters, vorpal bunnies, ancient spirits, and rampaging goats. New edits, minor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,384 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
A Sword for Gryffindor by Loki Mischeif-Maker reviews
Salazar watched Godric as he stared at the sword's jeweled sheath and knew exactly what his friend was thinking: How was he supposed to remind Rowena that he already had a perfectly good sword without offending her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete
Swapped by hpobsessor reviews
After a horrible night, James and Lily parole together for the first night. The usual happens he asks her out and she puts out a little wager. What happens when she has to follow through with it? R&R! JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,384 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Family Threads by Loki Mischeif-Maker reviews
Regulus Black contemplates the family tapestry and what it means to the missing members of his family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Regulus B. - Complete
Nymph vs Wolf by Queriusole reviews
Lupin, Tonks, Black. Nymphadora Tonks and Remus Lupin learn to work together despite the fact they are each a thorn in the other's side. Another take on Book 5. Minor edits.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 142,273 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Renegade by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
In the summer between Harry's third and fourth years, he receives letters from Sirius via strange tropical birds. Where has Sirius gone into hiding in the few months he's forced to spend away from the only friends he has left? You're about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,717 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
All the Pretty Little Horses by illyria-light reviews
Jenna Meyers always thought she was an ordinary girl. But on her eleventh birthday, she finds out the truth that her mother hid from her all her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,344 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 9/5/2004
Bathtime by neela reviews
No rubber duck, only one naughty boy. Oneshot.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2005 - [Lan, Nynaeve] OC - Complete
HandmeDowns by Fox in the Stars reviews
In the summer following Voldemort's return, the OotP begins work on the Black House, but Sirius's childhood home takes a terrible toll on him, and it's left to Lupin to stand up for his friend, even to his allies. post GoF AU, ambiguous puppy'shipping.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,692 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Color Blind by Blue Eyes At Night reviews
A OneShot RLNT...Remus' thoughts on Tonks and their romantic situation. Minor HBP spoilers. ReadReview EDITED as of August 11, 2005
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Marathon Man by mercutio-rane reviews
Remus could run from what he wanted for only so long. A Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks oneshot. HBP SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Weasleysitting by The Kitty-kitty reviews
Alistor Moody had twenty years experience of eing an Auror... but nothing NOTHING could prepare him for this fresh horror... babysitting seven Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Alastor M., Ron W.
A Padfoot and Prongs Masterpiece by montlake reviews
Whoever would have thought Sirius and James would ever have the patience for a diary? However, in an attempt to entertain themselves, as is often the case in their lives, they decide to write one. Together. And how much fun that turns out to be...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,938 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004 - James P., Sirius B.
Morning Attire by fadedstardust reviews
“All right dear cousin, you win. I won’t tell anyone unless you want me to.” At this, everyone’s (who wasn’t Tonks) face fell at the realization that they wouldn’t know who the mysterious pair of boxers belonged to. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Growing Pains by The Kitty-kitty reviews
When Sirius finds his hair is falling out, one of his worst nightmares, the Order gather round to offer advice - or drive him up the wall. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
So That's Why We're Right Handed by hardfootrk reviews
Sirius starts to blabber about an ironic discovery, and causes himself to fall into a little dare made by Remus, which then falls into a mess of relationships. Yes, my friends, I was bored...COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Werewolf and the Raver by 0RamblingRose0 reviews
Tonks finds out exactly how much fun Lupin can get... when mixed with a little alcohol. FINAL CHAPTER UP! LupinTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,672 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Fallen Angels by FeigningInocence reviews
Harry James Potter has finally defeated Lord Voldemort and has finally brought peace to both the wizarding and muggle world and allow them to sleep easily at night. Only now Harry is sentenced to life in Azkaban for the murder of not only Voldemort but th
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,678 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Harry P.
Dr Strangelust by MidniteMarauder reviews
or How Remus Learned to Stop Worrying and Love to Wank Thirteen year old Remus discovers that his education has been sorely lacking. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Wanderings with Werewolves: The True Story by Fox in the Stars reviews
I didn't expect to suddenly find myself obsessed with HP, but have always loved Prof. Lupin. Just a quickinspired ficlet set, I think, a couple years before the books start.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Remus L., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Santa Claus Challenge by Katarina McGonagall reviews
This is a response to a writing challenge. Harry and Remus travel to the North Pole to rid themselves of Kreacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Remus L., Harry P.
Last of the Line by Loki Mischeif-Maker reviews
They thought Regulus Black died almost sixteen years ago. When he returns to Grimmauld Place to find his family dead and the Order of the Pheonix housed in his home, he's ironically more than willing to help them out. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/1/2004 - Published: 10/27/2004
Santa Claws by Prof. Pendragon reviews
Wanted well-educated wizard for managerial position. Must have an even temper and like working with children and magical creatures. Academics, dark creatures, and chocolate lovers encouraged to apply. Lupin really didn't know what he was getting into.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Remus L.
Best Friends by MaryslilLamb reviews
This story highlights James' and Sirius' friendship through 1980 and 1981. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,691 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Ghost in the Machine by Queriusole reviews
Lupin Tonks, Black. Remus and Tonks help the residents of Grimmauld Place deal with some Dark Magic. Ch 1 Toilet of Terror. UPDATE Ch 2 Beat the Clock. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Watching Moony by wolfling reviews
It's Sirius, watching Remus. Short, sweet and slashless.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Waning Moon by Queriusole reviews
Lupin Tonks, Moody. Remus just needs some rest and decent food to recover from the full moon. And he thinks he can get these at Tonks? Ch 1 A visit from Pomfrey and Moody. Ch 2 Is he better than a duck? Ch 3 Witch mother
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,869 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Werewolves fancy girls by Prof. Pendragon reviews
Sirius finally confronts Remus concerning a very important question, and gets an answer he doesn't quite expect. Set during the summer between GOF and OOTP. Featuring appearances by Fred, George, and Molly. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Charming Sort of Elegance by Something Tookish reviews
Diamond of Long Cleeve was never anything remotely close to ladylike, nor does she possess any amount of elegance. However, to a certain Took, there is something oddly charming and irresistible about the lass... (PD, no slash or profanity)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Peregrin T.
New Arrival by The Kitty-kitty reviews
Having cooked in Grimmauld Place’s out-dated kitchen for months, Molly Weasley decides it needs something… sadly, though, not everyone agrees (one-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Marauders' Diary by faye moonlight reviews
Harry stumbles upon an old diary. Using it, he is able to talk to his father, Sirius and even Remus. updated
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003
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A Reason for Everything
Very AU. Severus Snape, granting the last wish of Dumbledore, writes a letter to the rest of the Order that tells them exactly what Dumbledore's iron-clad reason was for trusting him. Snape/OFC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Severus S., OC
London is a Freaky Place! reviews
Sequel to You've Got Mail. Paige heads to England to teach for Dumbledore. But with Kate in Vegas, Sirius's drinking, Remus's sighing, and a demented pirate to worry about, was this really such a good idea?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,357 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Jack Under Fire reviews
On her 16th birthday, Mary was ripped out of her father's world and thrown into nobility. Now, she's facing marriage and only one person can save her, but it won't be easy. JackOFC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B.
The Newborn reviews
Sirius held it out at arm’s length. Great, it had a dirty nappie. How was he supposed to fix that? Was there some kind of spell for it or something? Short oneshot about Sirius, Remus, and a dirty diaper. Happy birthday, Prof.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Knickers! Knickers, Everywhere! reviews
Never bother a sleeping werewolf. Short little one shot written for Rosi's birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The pensieve reviews
Harry receives a penseive full of Sirius' memories after fifth year. But Harry keeps seeing a woman around the school that looks just like Sirius' dead girlfriend. What's going on? R&R people!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,431 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
You've Got Mail reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to Las Vegas is a Scary Place! Once the guys get back to England, everyone starts writing letters to each other. Warning: mushy Remus, stoned Sirius, and Roman Candles made out of cheese inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Las Vegas is a Scary Place! reviews
COMPLETE! Sent on a mission by Dumbledore, the presumed dead Sirius Black and the presumed gentleman Remus Lupin are forced to learn the magical and muggle ways of Las Vegas with only the help of three witches and a demented pirate. SB&OC RL&OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 186,152 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Evening the Balance reviews
“Being a werewolf has it's advantages. I could kill you with anything.” He stopped twirling the cup and enjoyed the feeling of vengeance so close at hand. “I could kill you with this teacup, it might take me a while, but I could do it.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
You Always Pay the Price reviews
Remus positioned the mirror and saw a tatoo of a bar of chocolate centered on his right cheek. He felt utterly confused. “James, why would I get a chocolate bar on my butt?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I Wanna Puppy! reviews
Dumbledore turned to Snape. “You know Remus...” Snape began to back out of the room but Dumbledore blocked his exit. “How would we go about making a Remus puppy?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Albus D., Remus L. - Complete