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Joined 08-12-04, id: 651498
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Artemis Fowl.

For those of you who think that my name is Claire, you are very perceptive and clever. You are the people who know that the obvious is not always the case. For those of you who suspected that my name is George, Engleberta or Hephzibah, then you will be surprised to find that you are incorrect. In future, I advise that you think a little outside the box. Narrow-minded person that you must be.

Iam not evil, or in any way affiliated with anything evil. Whatever gave you that idea? Goodness me.
I am simply an excessively weird teenager who ought to be spending her time more productively. And getting more sleep. Much more sleep.
Ah well, no hope for me I expect. I will simply have to plague you with badly-written and highly annoying fanfics. Mercilessly.
Did I mention I needed more sleep?
Wow, this is really pointless and crap.
OMG it's my life! Oh ha ha, clairesie, ha ha. Very funny.
And on that note I shall leave...

That is all.

Well actually, no, it isn't. I am now at boarding school, and I'm not actually sure if it's possible to upload stuff from here... granted, I haven't actually tried, but I'll attempt to write another chapter of something tomorrow and try it. Also, to explain why I haven't been updating, I'm really sorry but my laptop (the computer I usually use) is screwed up - the space bar doesn't work, and neither does the enter key. Other random keys are screwed up too, but those two are my main problems. So, anyone who knows how to do anything like (a) fix a keyboard, and yes I've tried reinstalling the driver and stuff, if you know of a good downloadable one I'd be interested, oh yes and (b) get past the evils of Contentkeeper. NO MSN its so horrible and evil so if anyone can help PLEASE do. Email me at if you can help me with any of this, or else if you just want to chat to me or whatever, I am desperately in need of interesting email. Anything. Please! YAYAYAYAY

Anyway, there you go. I wonder how many people will actually look at my bio anyway... ah well. I'll post stuff on forums as well I guess. See you!

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Diminutive by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Formerly "Little Angel Child." What happens when Artemis unexpectedly becomes a big brother? Will his new sibling be affected by the intrigue of his life?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Artemis F.
And They Said I'd Do Fine When I Left the Nuthouse by The Laziest Woman on Mars reviews
WARNING: Do not read if you have one of the following conditions: 1. Hatred of Puns and Randomness 2.Annoyance with Wasted Space 3.Any SENSE at all...this is a story based on my hatred of overused puns and cliches. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,459 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 6/3/2003
Balance by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Hogwarts is under siege, and it's going to take everyone to find a way out of danger. Chapter 23, The end of the story, at long last.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,055 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Other Side Of The Dark by seaghost reviews
He's going for the death sentence, Severus. And he's coming for you.' The Minister for Magic plans drastic action against all who bear the Dark Mark. But Snape has his own reasons for evading arrest. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,185 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Severus S., Alastor M. - Complete
The Staff Room by saiyanwizard reviews
The Hogwarts staff is exhausted. A staff meeting is called, but the fatigue of Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Remus Lupin, and Severus Snape begins to catch up to them. A one shot during the first school term of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
A Position of Power by Dazzleberry reviews
Cornelius Fudge, in his infinite wisdom, has once more decided that Dumbledore is a threat. What kind of imbecile is he going to appoint this time? Power struggles ensue. Rated for language, and no idea what genre it's going to develop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,836 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M.
What a Strange and Mysterious Thing It Is by bigkihap reviews
Following the death of Sirius, truths emerge from everywhere. Harry must learn to cope with them and perhaps find what he has been seeking. This story, in keeping with the style of Ms. Rowling, is in Harry's point of view. It is mostly about Harry and Pro
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,745 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Some Enchanted Evening by Angelina Sparrow reviews
Just your typical one shot about Albus and Minerva's love. Albus comes to check on her in her classroom and finds her sleeping, which makes her all the more beautiful to him. Sweet, if you ask me. Please let me know, it's my first one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Genius Next Door by coolcube reviews
Diana has just moved to Ireland and thinks it is just about the most boring place on Earth. That is, until she hears a call for help and goes to investigate, in Fowl Manor. Perhaps not at the perfect time ... Takes place instead of the 1st book. PLEEZE RR
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004
Artemis Fowl And The Face Off by the black knight reviews
Decision made and final. Uh-oh. Mulch destroys the disk, Root is attacked and has amnesia, Holly is abducted, and Artemis was suspected! Flaying invloved. Will try to update weekly. Disclaimer:Artemis Fowl and all related characters are Eoin Colfer's.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,568 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 9/4/2003
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Artemis Fowl and the Middle Class Family reviews
Artemis is made to go on a student exchange and live with a [gasp] NORMAL family. Oh, the horror. And...well, read it and see! You know you want to.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,765 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 8/22/2004
Human reviews
Fowl Manor destroyed, Artemis responsible. Guilt from consequent injuries to inhabitants. Might be one-shot, might continue if people think I should. Rated for occasional language.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Undignified Situation reviews
Hehehe just you wait...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 12/2/2004
The Boy Who Lived Until reviews
Harry meets the People (from Artemis Fowl) meets Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (TV show). Warning: this is not exactly...complimentary... of Harry. Still, it's good for a laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2004