harryginny 4ever
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Joined 08-12-04, id: 651542
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hello everyone! Welcome to the most boring profile on the internet!

Here is just a little somthing about me:

name: like you care

age: between 10 and 43

location: over the river and through the woods

I order everyone that reads this...which is at a grand total of about 10...to read Reality by Trinka. She is one of the best authors in the world (next to, of course, J.K.R.). Its an AU story about how Ginny ends up on the reality show, the Bachelor, and you'll never guess who the bachelor is...yup its Harry.

Also, a great site for any HP fanatic The Third Floor Corridor. Just tell them that ObsidianButterfly sent you.

My sis also has a penname: HermioneRon 4ever.

Favorite Quotes:

"Adults are just obsolete children, and to hell with them."
-Theodor Seuss Geisel (a.k.a. Dr. Seuss)

"Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level, then beat you with experince..."
- D-I-WaRrIa

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Harry Potter and the Game of The Sims 2 by HermioneRon 4ever reviews
During the summer, Harry,Ron,Hermione,and Ginny are cast into a game of The Sims 2.What happens when you're forced to do something you've secretly wanted? RHr HG. Pre DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,148 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Why Masquerade Balls Are Bad For You by wishless reviews
A Masquerade Ball, one handsome stranger, sex scandals and falling in love certainly was not what Hermione Granger was planning. Especially, if it included Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Fleur Delacour's Year of Living Dangerously by Femme Teriyaki reviews
The Life, Times, Loves, and Lusts of Fleur Delacour via her private diary. After being Americanized, Mugglefied, & seduced by MTV, can Fleur ever get back to normal? No... but it'll be fun watching her try...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 168,923 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Summer of Definate Insanity by ohxemxgee reviews
FINISHED! Dramione. Hermione and Draco are forced to spend the whole summer together. Full summary inside. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,673 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The misadventures of Voldemort and his DeathEaters by kateandsomebooks reviews
Voldemort tries to be evil, but his Death Eaters just keep on embarrassing him. Includes Barty and his obession with practical jokes, Rabastan and his fear of the trivial, Snape and his constant exhasperation of all of them, and many more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 70,657 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Voldemort
Forced Relationship by Dragon's Mudblood reviews
Draco and Hermione were forcedly engaged but keep it a secret...a transfer from Durmstrang who has his sight on Hermione...Lucius apparantly dead...PostHBP.Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Glitternewts and Bones by Ishkie reviews
Dramione. It's Hermione's sixth year at Hogwarts, and have her feelings for Malfoy dramatically changed over the summer? Actually, no, they still hate each other, but Nork and You-Know-Who might change that. Dark humour, most of the time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,977 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Literally In Hell With: Draco Malfoy by heyhey13 reviews
Draco and Hermione were both killed during a prank gone wrong. Sentenced to eternal damnation their punishments are to be with each other 24 7. Will they be able to get a long and try to find a way to redemption? warning: sick humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,850 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Joining of Forces by Flutterby Princess reviews
When their school is destroyed by Death Eaters, 7 new students enter Hogwarts. With their special talents, they mightbe just what Harry needs to find R.A.B.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 3/7/2006
It's A Shame by Daisy Miller reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that . . . Draco Malfoy will always be a git.[Dramione, Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Father's Son by MusicalCatharsis reviews
You're filthy, I said to her. But you're beautiful. And, you're your father's son. She yelled back. I threw the bottle of Fire Whiskey at the wall barely missing her head. She never flinched.Do you think that that is something that I am proud of
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 40,236 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I guess we're roomies by freelancewhale reviews
After escaping from the scene of a coughterriblecough crime Draco and Hermione find themselves stuck in the Room of Requirements. They have to fulfil a series of challenges together but will they cooperate? OOC, AU, Dramione. A two author story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,657 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Not So Accidental Banishment by Shelb reviews
Sequel to Accidental Banishment if you haven't read it, read it now or you get confused. Draco and Hermione come back and send thier friends to the island to teach them a lesson on 'unity' very funny! DMHG RWPP GWHP GWBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Kiss A dramione story by chickadee91 reviews
A Dramione story. Hermione does Draco a BIG favor. Will it make them question their feelings about each other? crazy first chap...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,699 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Cry Salvation by forgetablelove reviews
Post HBP Draco is being hunted by Lord Voldemort, but he is always following others. Someone wounders, is there more to Draco Malfoy then just a surname? Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,169 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Accidental Banishment by Shelb reviews
McGonagall was throwing a party Hermione and Draco arrived late not in perfect condition Ron 'thought' he knew a spell to clean them up but he mixed up the spell and accidentily said a banishment spell. What will happen? Read to find out!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,048 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In love with who? by wishless reviews
Silence. "What are you doing?" He asked. "Teaching." She replied. "What?" He asked. "Teaching you how to love." "What!" Did she know who she was talking to? I mean, he is Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,657 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bonding by Pinkiriffic reviews
To solve the final riddle, Hermione Granger agrees to be Draco Malfoy's fiancee. Ever the optimist, Dumbledore also hopes to improve interhouse relations by this. Yeah, right. Dramione. Brand new chapter up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,817 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
H2Oh! by MagicFire reviews
On a too hot day, a certain Slytherin decides to cool things down..in an interesting way...one shot. DH Fluff to maximum. Made by request for her Dramione Love Shrine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Life is Beautiful by Delly reviews
After being captured by Voldemort and escaping Hermione is left blind. She has learnt to mostly look after herself and is Head girl in Hogwarts. Unfortunately Head boy is none other than Draco Malfoy. A Dramione fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Long, Long, Long by DarkHarmony reviews
HGDM. When Hermione finds out that a war is approaching by reading a letter intended for Draco's eyes only, she is determined to tell someone about it. Draco and Hermione fight it out, then something happens that neither of them expected. Read for more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,362 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
After the Fact by PaperbackWriter reviews
PostHogwarts fic, written previous to HBP. Explores the relationship between Harry and Ginny as they mature. The rest of the Weasleys are involved as well, so have a read. FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,380 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/7/2006 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Broom Closet Plots by vyrastra reviews
In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Fantasy by Trinka reviews
Sequel to Reality. Still AU. Do you ever wonder what the contestants of reality shows are thinking while watching their show aired? Me too. That's why I wrote this. Read my story Reality first or you won't understand. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Gee, We're Stuck by Takitwo reviews
It was a harmless Valentines Day game to everyone except Hermione and her good ole foe. What's worse than being handcuffed to Draco for Hermione? Having your best friends give away the only key.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,066 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bachelorette by Pinkiriffic reviews
When Hermione Granger finds herself the new Bachelorette, will she crack under the strain? And what’s a certain Blond Haired man doing in the show? Who will she choose...? Who will she reject..? Find out next time in the Bachelorette! R&R Please! HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,072 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Reality by Trinka reviews
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE! Ginny is convinced to be in a reality show against her better judgement. Who is the hunk all the women are fighting over? We know him. We love him. But in my story, Ginny's never met him. Mild language. COMPLETE. Sequel started.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,803 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Tale of Two Fools by boome reviews
Hermione is pulled into a life that she didnt chose and while the birthrate is declining she is one of the few women that can still have children. She is forced to lay on her back once a month and pray that he gets her pregnant...but who is he?...she know
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Someday by HermioneRon 4ever reviews
A little one-shot. RHr. Ron finds Hermione up late studying. R and R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Take My Breath Away by elijahsbaby1981 reviews
-ABANDONED-(Sequel to All I Ever Wanted)Skyler is going home with Lexi for holiday...what will happen? Also, Harry and Hermione have to prepare Christmas and their own wedding! HHr and LGST WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,255 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Professor Draco by xXSamaraXx reviews
Hermione knows more than anyother student at Hogwarts, the only thing she doesn't know is how to kiss. Draco is willing to teach her...but for what price? And how far will Draco go in his 'lessons? Dramione (DracoHermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,094 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Padfoot and Moony Return to HoggywartyHogwarts! by insufficientemotionalfunds reviews
ABANDONED Remus and Sirius return to Hogwarts as the DADA teacher and a security guard. Havoc ensues. Includes Howlers, two Remuses, actors slythering, Padfoot running amuck, and crude werewolf jokes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,788 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 10/6/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Not an Accident by blah gurl reviews
OMGSH I HAVE UPDATED!Sequel to "Too Much To Drink?" but can go alone "Hermione, our daughter just gave away our world! Happy now that we told her about magic?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2647 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snake Eyes by sapphire serpent reviews
Another Dramione fanfic. Hermione and Draco discover they're writing to each other at the end of the year without knowing it, while Ron gets in the way. Read more to find out what happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Ron and HermioneA Competition Love Story by HermioneRon 4ever reviews
Hermione likes Ron. A lot. She knows he likes her, too. But what happens when a new girl comes to Hogwarts and tries to steal Ron from her? RHr, set in their 6th year.R and R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,315 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Curse of the SemiSweet M&Ms reviews
Harry awakens one night at the Dursley’s to find his room covered in two feet of M&Ms. What will he do with all the M&Ms? And will he go crazy figuring out whether they are milk chocolate or semisweet!COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Harry P. - Complete