Author has written 28 stories for Simpsons, Lord of the Flies, South Park, Static Shock, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！, Invader Zim, Ninja Turtles, and Maze Runner Trilogy.
I write slash. I read slash. I dream about slash.
I've been reading and writing slash for over half my life. Oh my GOD! What have I done with my life?! I'm 30 years old now and I'm still reading and writing South Park slash?
I mean, geez, look at the creation date of my damn profile.
I should just kill myself.
To be truthful...I HATE quite a few of the fics I have on here. Most noticeably the South Park fanfics and Lord of the Flies. They were written quite awhile ago and are ridden with errors. But I know that no matter how embarassing a fic is, once you release it into the public it's not really yours to take away afterwards. There are fics out there I read ten years ago I'm still trying to rediscover.
Update: Again I really want to go back and at the very least delete the oldest South Park fics on here. I want to so, so bad. But I get a twisted sense of pleasure knowing I now apparently have the oldest Kyle/Christophe stuff on the site.
I tend to go through obsessions, which you'll notice by the bunches of fandoms in my writing. I started back with bandboys in the 90's and dabbled in RPS for quite awhile before moving onto...well, basically cartoons and anime. Actually, my first fics posted here were all Placebo fics, before the GREAT PURGING! Yeah. I've been around awhile. Even did the boyband thing in the late 90's. Other obsessions have included Static Shock, Lord of the Flies, Invader Zim, Fullmetal Alchemist, and South Park, obviously. I wouldn't go as far to say that about Simpsons, however. I just see a heavy Carl/Lenny episode every so often and get the urge.
Though I do write a lot of short stories for other fandoms (by "a lot" I'm counting well into the hundreds, probably thousands over the past ten years ), I've never bothered to post them. Such as Sonic the Hedgehog (Knuckles is so boning Tails), and Harry Potter (Snape/Draco is so canon.) But I know how elitist ficcers can be, and prefer to stay comfortable in the fandoms I know more about (as in, I've seen the entire SS series, read the book and saw both movies for LOTF, watches FMA in both English and Japanese along with the movie, have watched every episode of Invader Zim (including the pilot) and have seen every South Park episode to date (including Great Expectations, which was never showed after the original airing, and Asses of Fire). Because heaven forbid if you haven't read every Harry Potter book out there followed by a 2-day stake out in J. K. Rowling's lawn!
I like submissive young blond boys. (Stops to think for a moment, Richie from SS, small and blond, Jack from LOTF, small and blond, Edward Elric, small (don't call him short!) and blond, Draco Malfoy, okay, that's obvious.) We'll ignore the fact the love of my life is a rather-dominant dark-haired Filipino man.
Is anybody else concerned with the fact the only non-cartoon fandom I currently have written on this site is for Lord of the Flies?