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Joined 08-12-04, id: 651786, Profile Updated: 01-25-14
Author has written 5 stories for Angel, Highlander, and Alias.

Hi there, my name is Jasmin, I live in Frankfurt am Main, Germany. I'm a Process Engineer and I enjoy playing with Photoshop and writing FanFiction from time to time. You can find my art on kuschelirmel.deviantart.com and my fanfiction here, of course.

And with a bit of luck, my next story will actually have an ending... Which I have come to think of as a "yes, there WILL be an ending, if those damn characters would just find a way to stop f*ing with me". They tend to stubbornly do what they want, instead of what I want them to do it seems.

This is a no-pairings-without-reason zone. Meaning I don't do boy-meets-girl stories that are written just so you can have someone drooling over your favourite character(s), possibly involving sex scenes that neither make sense for the story nor of themselves (a plea here: if you have never even had sex, don't write about it - people who have had sex before can usually tell you're "winging it"). Personally, I think those characters we (or at least I) like to drool over are hot/sexy/whatever without having to be told they are ;P Actually, it's part of what I think makes someone appealing in the first place: not needing groupies / a mindless girlfriend /whoever to tell them how great they are or to rescue and dote on -- it weakens the main character and the groupie both. I like all my characters to be somewhat strong and independant (well, the ones I want to be likable at least). For example, have you watched "The Beauty and the Beast", the series? Her running after him like a puppy needing to be rescued on an almost weekly basis and alienating all her own friends in the process was cringe-worthy to say the least.

This is also a slash-free zone. Not because I don't like gay people, but because you would need a lot of constructing to make a believable slash pairing that I usually just fail to see the point of (again, not much for the pairings-without-reason stuff). That is also why I often shy away when I see a slash warning in the description of a fanfic - thankfully, there are exceptions there (see my fave stories list).

just a little something I just found ;)

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On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3232 - Favs: 7,783 - Follows: 8,958 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Death and Taxes by Oxnate reviews
Methos tells some stories at the urging of his friends.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Methos - Complete
Shades and Echoes by auberus11 reviews
AU. Duncan meets Adam Pierson a bit earlier than he did in the show, and promptly takes the 'new' Immortal under his wing. UPDATED - 3/22/14.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,138 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 11/29/2007
The Roman Inquisition by Marz1 reviews
"Two serial killers, John. Two killers who have successfully faked their deaths multiple times! It's Christmas! It's double Christmas!"
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,573 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
Warrior's Heir by Osireia reviews
DEAD. Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,771 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Cure by Templarlady reviews
Set after Dead in the Family - When Sookie fails to help Bill after all he has done for her he decides to leave the country at last. He moves to England and tries to begin a new life so to speak! This is my first effort so please be nice to me.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Bill - Complete
What Dreams May Come by MarbleGlove reviews
Methos' mind is not one you'd want to be stuck in, aka the one where the inception team attempts extraction on Adam Pierson.
Crossover - Highlander & Inception - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Methos, Eames - Complete
Unique by claudiapriscus reviews
Nobody kills in Dexter's town and gets away with it. Cover Art by Attempt Unique.
Crossover - Supernatural & Dexter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,046 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Dean W., Dexter M. - Complete
Blue Sun Rising by Jinxed-Wood reviews
A Firefly and Highlander crossover Methos needs to get off the planet quickly, which is a funny coincidence because so does Serenity...
Crossover - Highlander & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,405 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Methos, Zoe W.
Methos Rides Again by Gwathren reviews
Sequel to Hey! No Powers! Methos decides to recover by getting away from it all and ends up in the middle of an adventure from which even he may find no escape. Updated 5/30/11!
Highlander - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,163 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 3/3/2007
Unearthed by MelanthiaChase reviews
Secrets have a way of coming out, no matter how deeply buried. Juice/OC with Sam, Bobby and other familiar souls.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,591 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sam W., Juice - Complete
The Sun Is Shinin And I Wanna Go by dollarformyname reviews
Fate has a roundabout way of getting to the point. Spike's not a fan of detours. Angel/SPN
Crossover - Angel & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,041 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Spike, Ben B.
A New Life by MelanthiaChase reviews
She was Bobby's daughter and Sam's wife. A promise made at the gates of Hell changes everything she knew. Could the Sons of Anarchy help her keep her promises? Juice/OC
Crossover - Supernatural & Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,764 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Sam W., OC, Juice - Complete
Goths Should Only Look Like the Walking Dead by PaBurke reviews
Abby has a little problem
Crossover - Highlander & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Methos, Abby S.
If I Should Not Return: 1 in Fare Thee Well series by Neftzer
In which a Sister puts the Wolf on the track of a ghost, and the Raven must take the fall for a Highlander, with the assistance of a Really Old Guy. Starring Amanda, Methos, Nick Wolfe, an OC, and another surprising series regular, set in Paris.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,647 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Amanda, Methos - Complete
Danse Macabre by FaithLestrange reviews
As Methos comes to terms with the possibility of the actual Biblical Apocalypse and what that means for him, the Winchesters have to come to terms with the fact the Death is just some guy who would sooner share a beer with you than kill you.
Crossover - Highlander & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,764 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Methos
No Dominion by auberus11 reviews
Methos is probably going to wish that he'd never set foot in St. Louis. Crossover. new chapter added
Highlander - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Methos
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 6,671 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
By Any Other Name by MarbleGlove reviews
SGA-Highlander xover. Atlantis is not like other bases, and the people who live there show it. Colonel Samantha Carter, new commander of Atlantis, gets some introductions to this.
Crossover - Highlander & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Methos, S. Carter/Sam - Complete
Dish It Out by happycabbage75 reviews
Sam and Dean are roped into working a haunted house that other hunters have been forced to give up on. Post 4.14
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Jigsaw by Ice Queen1 reviews
A slight glimpse into the life of the Winchester Brothers in high school, with insights on the two brothers from their teachers, and one incident that allows them to truly see what it means to be a Winchester.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,031 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Slytherins by RaMeryt reviews
Harry's 6th year. A Professor that had sworn he would never come back, returns. After all, never is a very long time for someone like him. And he isn't the DADA professor. He is a friend of Snape's. HPHL crossover. Methos/Cassandra/HP characters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,748 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Severus S.
A Square Peg in a Round Hole by MarbleGlove reviews
or Junior Year of High School, Revised, A Clones Tale. Highlander-Stargate X-Over. Methos was just spending a year as a highschool teacher; Jake O'Neil was just trying to be someone other than Jack O'Neill; neither are simple individuals.
Crossover - Highlander & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,514 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Methos - Complete
A Stranger in the Promised Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART II: Harry Potter thought that he had found a way home but something went wrong. Now he finds himself trapped in another dimension, in which someone else was cursed with the famous scar, and Tom Riddle never became the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 109,659 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
All Things In Common by LithiumDoll reviews
Let us show them that they are hares and foxes trying to rule over dogs and wolves
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,645 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
With Sword And Head Held High by Ushmushmeifa reviews
A demon, a sword, and a 500 year old grudge come back to haunt Professor McGonagall. Complete. [Highlander – Harry Potter crossover]
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,837 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Complete
SwordBearer by Losyark reviews
In 2005, The United Nations issues an official statement: There are Immortals Among Us. In October 2006, a law is passed requiring all Immortals to wear thier Weaponry in plain sight. An Immortal tries to go on with life, but people do tend to stare.
Highlander - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,583 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
Safe by Javanyet reviews
A not-quite-mortal newcomer enters the Toronto Community, and Nick's life, with unexpected consequences for both.
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
All Fall Down by LithiumDoll reviews
Well, no, life wasn't really much like an empty bottle of beer ... [complete]
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,377 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Complete
Yom Kippur cycle by TeresaC reviews
After the Horsemen episodes, MacLeod and David Grossman - an immortal rabbi and old friend of Methos's - try to find healing for Methos and Cassandra, and maybe for MacLeod as well. Duncan, Methos, Joe, Cassandra, and an OMC. [complete]
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,775 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Complete
Hostages to Fortune by TeresaC reviews
The father of the real Russell Nash shows up in Connor's life, looking for his son. A "family" affair ensues. Connor, Duncan and Rachel Ellenstein. [complete]
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Complete
Darling Boy by TeresaC reviews
MacLeod investigates an art mystery while Methos tries to help star-crossed lovers. Duncan, Methos, Joe and Amanda. [complete]
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,510 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Complete
The Artist's Loving Hand by elle-nora reviews
Now complete! Sequel to The Shattered Soul. As Methos and Eleanor retreat to Scotland to raise Derrick, Duncan MacLeod finds his hands full with an increasingly strong-willed Alisaunne. And in the shadows someone is hunting immortals.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 122 - Words: 271,435 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2004 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Complete
Century 3: Era of Innocence Lost by lauree2220 reviews
Third in the"Century" series. Main characters include Methos/Adam, Duncan, Amanda, Richie and original main character named Beth.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 116 - Words: 238,638 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 5/31/2003
Storm by Neoinean reviews
Methos and Joe get snowed in at the bar on Thanksgiving.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,651 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Methos, Joe - Complete
The Shattered Soul by elle-nora reviews
Now Complete! Sequel to The Pilgrim Heart. In Paris Duncan and Methos search for Darius' last student as a mysterious immortal begins killing mortals and immortals alike. On the road, Phillip considers contacting Cassandra to help the traumatized Derrick.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 87 - Words: 144,950 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Complete
The Pilgrim Heart by elle-nora reviews
Now complete! The first of a trilogy of Highlander novels exploring the past and future of immortals. Duncan and Methos become involved once more in the lives of young Derrick and the mysterious Ellie.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 87,851 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2004 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Complete
Move Over Mary Sue by CyberKath reviews
What happens when a normal mortal woman meets Immortal hunk Duncan MacLeod at Joe's bar. I intended this to be a satire, but it took on a life of its own - as stories are inclined to do - and it ended up quite another species entirely.
Highlander - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,168 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2004
Alter Idem : The Second Self by LithiumDoll reviews
Two Crichtons, no convenient midseason 3 death, dark fic
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,329 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2004 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Complete
Hamlet's Ghost by Jinxed-Wood reviews
Methos wakes up in the woods... Completed
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,617 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2003 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Methos - Complete
The Journey by wajag reviews
Methos meets a now Immortal Rebecca again
Highlander - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2003
Snuff by The Snow Leopard reviews
It's a less than holly-jolly Twelve Days of Christmas, when the Dynamic Duo (sorry, Joe and Methos) run afoul of some renegade Watchers who are selling Internet movies of Quickenings. Tenth in the Armed Intervention Series.
Highlander - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,562 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/24/2002
The Path by wajag reviews
A Methos the Horseman story
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2002
Death goes to the Movies by wajag reviews
Methos works on a movie set, what trouble could he possibly get into there? language and sexual innuendo
Highlander - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/22/2002
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Hey Jude reviews
Methos as a biker in LA, going after another Immortal - since when does Methos actively participate in the Game? He must have his reasons... "Look, I'm not gonna pretend I'm one of the good guys. I haven't been in years. But I can help you, maybe more than you think." Work-in-Progress, no slash, rated T for violence
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,621 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Methos, Amanda
Reflections of Me
pre first season: Sydney is on a mission to steal a statue from a London museum, but the heist doesn't go as planned. Crossover with Highlander, but can be read without knowing that fandom. Complete.
Alias - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sydney B., Dixon, M. - Complete
What the Future Holds reviews
Crossover Angel / Highlander with OC Ashley plus Duncan, Methos, Angel, Spike, Cordy & Doyle - What happens when a pre-immortal gets bitten by a vampire? Ashley is about to find out! - sorry, forever unfinished ;
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,278 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Duncan, Methos
Angelic Intentions? reviews
Angel has given his first interview as CEO of Wolfram & Hart. He's not all that happy with the situation and recapitulates what has brought him there, all the while asking himself if his decision was right.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Angel - Complete
Methos vs Angelus reviews
Completed Crossover with "Highlander"; Methos arbeitet 1891 in einem deutschen Irrenhaus. Was ihm eine Patientin erzählt scheint unglaublich - doch nicht für Methos.
Angel - Rated: T - German - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Angelus - Complete