Ziggeh Mantranoodle
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Joined 08-12-04, id: 651792
Author has written 5 stories for X-Men, Lost, and X-Men: Evolution.

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ALRIGHTY! A friend and I have made a LOST roleplaying site! I would love you all if you were to join! The link is my homepage. If you aren't going to join, at least spread the word a little. You would have my eternal thanks. It's called 'Walkabout'- aptly named after a Lost epi. We'll have a definition up there soon enough! THANK YOU ALL.

WTF?

Yes, I am mental and I do have a love of bacon and the Beatles. I love roleplaying and am rather addicted to it. Only, it's killing me because 1)Nobody is ever ON anymore and 2) When they are on, they don't reply and it leaves me in agony.

Favorites

LOST, Lord of the Rings, Comedy movies, The Beatles, Hobbits, and a bunch of other things I'm way too lazy to list.

Quotes

Kai: The Bible is so overrated. It should be all, here's your list of sins. Here's your ten morals. Flip to the back and there's your Ten Commandments!

John: Sammie, TACO!
Hannah: I want it!
John gives the taco to Hannah
Sam: Huh? ...MY TACO!
Hannah: XD

John: You have a $20,000 limit on that credit card. Spend it and DIE.

Grandma: Did you eat?
Me: ...No. Not hungry.
Grandma: Even if you're not hungry you should eat. You won't grow and you'll end up being a midget.

Me: ...Hell hath no fury like an elderly Asian woman on meds.

In a 7/11
Doug holds up a packet of energy pills: STEROIDS FOR EVERYONE!

Me: COOOOMEE BAAACK TOOO THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Hannah: -.- ~turns on lamp~
Me: ...not what I meant

Mariah: I have a nickname for Locke...
Me: What?
Mariah: ...Colonel Mustard.
Kai and Me start laughing our asses off
Mariah: He's always wearing a mustard-coloured shirt!

Mariah: Litterer..
Me: It's not litering. It's setting it down and walking away quickly.

Me: What'd you do for number one?
Sara: I listed them.

Erica: My ass went numb... I FEEL LIKE I'M FLOATING!

Me: You're a VERY sexy man.
Erica: You're not gonna let that go are you?
Me: ...No

After talking about Asian movies
Kai Looks at Ziggy: Hey...
Ziggy: o.o?
Kai: You're Asian! DEFY GRAVITY!
Kai pushes Ziggy
Ziggy: -_-'

Me: Le blaireau dans vos pantalon s'irrite?
Mariah: Hun, I have aheadache don't make it worse.
Me: Translation: Does the badger in your pants chafe?
Mariah: But I don't have a badger in my pants
Me: SO YOU THINK

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In The Night by HyperCaz reviews
Van Helsing isn't the only one to ever have strange dreams about a former life...anyone thought about Carl?...Carl begins to question the Holy Order due to these dreams, and realises he wants to walk a different path.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,645 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 5/25/2004
The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
Mix 'n' Match by Sugah n Spice reviews
Rogue finds herself suddenly dumped and unemployed, and decides to get her life back on track only to find it complicated by a certain sexy, sleazy Cajun. AU ROMY, plus JeanLogan, EmmaBobby, BetsyWarren. Lots of plot and lots of romance guaranteed!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,586 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Complete
Lord of the Holy Grail by Ladyofthewoodhomiefoo reviews
Ok..so this is how it goes: A bunch of the Fellowship of the Ring people end up in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, how will King Arthur survive with his abnoxious gang of new knights and one other equally annoying and mysterious character. COMPLETED!
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,683 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Complete
Lost in Transcription by tuxiedog2 reviews
Holy mint milanos! Charlie's got a new addiction! Follow our wonderful friend and his wonderful friends as he explores the island and discovers......well, you'll just have to read to find out.....mwahahahaha
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Charlie
Wake Up by scrummybunny reviews
After rescuing Aaron, Charlie is stuck in his less than splendid past. Claire tries to get him back to the man she admired. CharlieClaire angsty fluff, finale spoilers.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Charlie, Claire
The Food Delimma by AngelUriel reviews
Hurley is Hungry. Sick of fruit salad and pork, he searches for something substantial. Read and Review! Rated so just in case...COMPLETED. FINISHED. ALL OVER RED ROVER.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Hurley, Charlie - Complete
Daddy Reflex by mnemosyne23 reviews
Charlie's going a little overboard in his efforts to baby proof the caves. It's up to Hurley and Claire to get him to take it easy. CharlieClaire; unabashedly fluffy in bits!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Charlie, Claire
Images by bookworm835 reviews
Time has passed on the island and you can't expect much from it but tragedy. But what Claire saw that morning was a beautiful image indeed. One-shot (maybe, depends) short fic, CC of course. Very angsty.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Claire, Charlie - Complete
Portal Trip, Diary of Carl by HyperCaz reviews
Carl wants respect. And he can't it from his closest friend. So he decides to portal trip, trying to find a better Van Helsing. He encounters a mutant, an inventor, a womaniser...NO SLASH
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Complete
Biscuits, Buses, and Bacon by bookworm835 reviews
Mmm. I have this dream... I'm driving a bus and my teeth start falling out. My mum's in the back eating biscuits. Everything smells of bacon. It's weird." Fun Charlie nonsense! R&R!
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Charlie
Glimpsing the Fandom by Dreamality reviews
A laptop with Internet access appears out of nowhere in the jungle. The survivors can only access Lost-related websites and are introduced to fan fiction, slash fiction, theories, and fan girls. Some of them are more affected than others. NOW COMPLETE!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Hurley, Charlie - Complete
Blaze It Up! by AmberEyes reviews
My version of the classic Romy. Rogue and Remy getting together...
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 104,251 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 7/9/2004
Limelight by melancholic reviews
[AU, Rogue&Gambit focus] Marie D'Ancanto, a reluctant but aspiring actress, finds herself swept into Hollywood with help from Remy LeBeau, a famous playboy actor. Is stardom really all that, especially with some events kept in the dark?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,001 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 7/12/2003
Fool of a Took by Wilwarin reviews
After an accident involving Pippin and Gandalf's staff, the Fellowship has switched bodies! No one is too happy about it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Peregrin T., Gandalf
Of Heroin and Hobbits by Dreamality reviews
Charlie's heroin addiction is suddenly cured after a series of very strange events.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2004
Sex Ed 101 by EE's Skysong reviews
The title is selfexplanatory. The staff decides to try and stamp out certain, ahem, reprehensible things that the students are doing. So they make everyone take a little class. No real squickyness, just suggestions. Scarring for life, insanity, and much
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
Shall We Dance? by EE's Skysong reviews
Remy's life is going well. He's joined Xavier, all that. And then of course he gets a letter from a certain plant we all love to hate and get's called back home. He gets Rogue to pose as his fiancee to get his family off his back. Not cliched, trust me.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,760 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Loved and Lost, or Never At All? by ishandahalf reviews
ROMY – We examine whether it is better to have loved and lost, or never loved at all. Rogue wiped Remy from her mind. He retaliated by erasing her too. Maybe you can remove someone from your mind, but are they ever truly gone from your heart? COMPLETE!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,749 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Mutants and Drugs Don't Mix by fudje reviews
Elf on Crack. 40,000 bamfs per minute.It's ldypebsaby's fault, I swear! And maybe a bit Prodigy's too....
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Complete
Back To The Future Part IV: A Famous Journey by Freddy Krueger's Biznatch reviews
A famous teenage-girl rock star goes back in time to prevent a horrible accident. She finds something more in someone very unexpected as she is stuck there. includes celebrities such as David Spade, Dana Carvey, and Dennis Miller! complete story!
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,661 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Complete
The XBand! by EE's Skysong reviews
What if the Xmen started a band? This is that scenario! Some Jottbashing, romyness, and harmless teasing.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Gambit Vs Mr Cuddles by Red Witch reviews
PsycheOut's new therapy for Rogue is really annoying Remy, while the Misfits annoy the XMen and the lack of knowing what's going on really annoys Warren and John.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Unexplainable by AmberEyes reviews
Four years after leaving the team, Remy returns to find out things havechanged in life altering ways...
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,121 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 4/26/2004
Tease by ishandahalf reviews
ROMY, oneshot. Jean and Rogue overhear their guys making a bet, so sabotage ensues! 'This’ll just blow up in your face. Haven’t ya seen those crappy teen romance flicks? They always find out ‘bout the bet and things go down the drain.'
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,003 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
The Accused by Red Eyed Cajun reviews
One night at the mansion Scott is found bleeding in the kitchen and all the clues point to a certain Cajun. But why does Rogue, Wolverine and Storm think he is innocent? Its up to them to prove that he is before its too late, but at what cost.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004
This is a Recording by Star-of-Chaos reviews
Even the Acolytes need an answering machine.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
Naughty Thoughts by kitsuK8 reviews
Scott must deliever a few items to Remy in the Rec Room but when he hears what is going on he starts to get some naughty thoughts! my first humor so bear with me!
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2004
Shut up and kiss me by Star-of-Chaos reviews
One shot A drunken Rogue turns the tables on our favorite Cajun.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Queen of Diamonds by Ludi reviews
Still recovering from Vargas' wounds, Rogue and Remy become embroiled in a string of gruesome small-town murders; but they still have their own relationship to sort out. RoGambit with a (complex) noir twist. Rated for mature themes. (Complete)
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,496 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003 - [Anna Marie/Rogue, Remy L./Gambit] - Complete
The Worst Kind of Torture by RareReality reviews
Darien is kidnapped by Arnaud and exeriences the worst kind of torture possible. :-D
Invisible Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2004
Substitute Teacher by Dreamality reviews
Your teacher is out sick, and guess who your substitute teacher is? Why, none other than Captain Jack Sparrow, of course! Didn't you know he has a teaching degree?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2004
The Angel's Gift by Jukebox reviews
Gambit doesn't see what's so special about Christmas, especially when Rogue is sent away on secret mission. But the others and a secret Santa are going to try to help. ROMY of course, Finished
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,970 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Complete
Not Another Evo SongFic by A Pyro's Rage reviews
This fic involves ju-ju bees, music and Bobby doing the running man...nuff said.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2003
Hey Remy! by Star-of-Chaos reviews
Mutant Manor's version of the 80's hit "Mickey"
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2003
De Penguins, De Penguins! by Addie Logan reviews
Gambit deals with the aftermath of being left in Antarctica...
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2003
Idle Time by Itsallablur reviews
What do two agents of a nondescript agency do with it?
Invisible Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2003
Southern Belle by Ace of Hearts reviews
*AU set in the antebellum South* Rogue has never been considered a beauty like her older sister Jean, nor a sweetheart like her younger sister Kitty...so what is she supposed to do when the most notorious playboy in the South starts courting her?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,398 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003
X-Men: Attack of the Clones by Addie Logan reviews
Big trouble can sometimes come in small packages...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2002 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
A Conversation by Itsallablur reviews
A little conversation between Darien and Hobbes. This started out as a roleplaying thing between liz_z and I, but we turned it into a fic.
Invisible Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2001
Betrayal and Boxer Shorts by Itsallablur reviews
Darien, Hobbes, an assassin, and a bachelor-ette party.
Invisible Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2001
Night of the Slightly Tipsy Darien by AkaiHato reviews
Ever wondered how Darien's quicksilver gland might affect him when he's not sober?
Invisible Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2000
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Sonderbar Ereignisse reviews
Martha Stewart is on the island... Does she have mystical powers to get the survivors of the crash off the dreaded tropical prison? Join Charlie on his quest and find out!
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Charlie, Sawyer
Charlie's Thought Process reviews
What happens when Charlie thinks like a madman? Answer: The things that happen in this story. I would really appreciate reviews!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Charlie
The Night Before reviews
ONE-SHOT Rogue wakes up the the Cajun's bed with no recollection of the night before at the bar. What will happen? Nobody knows. Well, unless you've read this fic before.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Complete
Annoying reviews
ONE SHOT Gambit tries his hand at annoying Rogue. Will he be throttled? Read to find out! Rated for excessive carrot-throwing.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Complete
Bad Mood reviews
Blackmail, love, suicide.... All included in this story. RemyRogue. One-Shot. I would love reviews, please!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Complete