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Okay, so I enter the room and there’s twenty-odd weirdos sitting in a circle on these cheap looking blue plastic chairs. The group smile at me as I take my place among the cardigan-clad troops.

“Hi all! My names whats-her-name!” They look at me encouragingly. I start to feel very scared. These people are strange. Stranger than me.

"What do you have to tell the group?" the lady with the dodgey NHS-style glasses asks. I think shes their leader --shivers--

I think for a bit.. Why was I here? Alcoholism? Possibly. Drugs? Unlikely. Oh yeah… "I'm a Potterholic, addicted to Harry Potter fanfiction, I need help." see I have no shame, I can admit to having a problem!

"I'm afraid there's very little we can do for you, fanfiction is inescapable… there’s no way out." she looks sympathetic. The group are still looking encouraging. All I can think as I back out slowly is… "Bugger."


Me:

I’m from London. Capital city of the beautiful island of England, though I spend limited time in the real world – unless of course by some wonderful twist of fate the real world has become that of random latin spells, flying broomsticks and Starbucks! *squeals with excitement* sad really.

I go to a crap school in east London… I eat too much chocolate... Drink too much vodka... I’m like West Ham’s biggest fan (COME ON YOU IRONS! tee hee). I love my country. English, Art, History and Music are my favourite school subjects, I hate math and science. Erm… I like to travel, to see new things and er stuff.

I read pretty much all Hpfanfiction and most ships. I’m not fussy – slash, het, severitus, dark!harry, happy!harry, angst, romance, fluff, humour, drama, post-Hogwarts, AU, you get the idea.

I now have an LJ! Yay! Come visit! --giggles excitedly-- http://www.livejournal.com/~lady_bashful/


Pleasant dreams.

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Harrys Relief by pen-paper-action reviews
Harry's summer and sixth year at hogwarts should have been perfect, the new defense professor, back to quidditch, and spending time with his new love. but darkness looms as always, and voldemort is not content to allow harry any joy, PLEASE R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,167 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Time of Change by Olafr reviews
The summer after fifth year starts as badly as any other, but Tonks comes to the rescue. Harry works through his grief with the aid of Hermione and Luna. Meanwhile, the machinations of Draco spell trouble for Harry. [Ch.12 new]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 100,021 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Turn Back Time by SStar Luna reviews
What would you do if you had to choose between what was right and what was easy? Harry is faced with this very decision as he tries to cope with having to live in the past after an unfortunate accident transports him to September 1976. CHAPTER 13 NEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
All I Crave is a Normal Life by cazgirl reviews
R for later chapters. (HarSev) Harry has defeated Voldemort at great personal loss and has fled the wizarding world. Circumstances force him to return and he must face all that he left behind, including his greatest enemy - and his greatest fear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 216,632 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Teasing, Teaching and Time Travel by Tanydwr reviews
HIATUS. Harry becomes DADA teacher. In 1977. But what mystery shrouds the DADA teacher? The Marauders want to know. HG, y'know. Rated for language and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,757 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Time of Learning by Fission25 reviews
Harry needs to make some changes to his life or loose it. Thrust into the center of a large war, it's time for him to learn about himself, life, what friendship really means, and how horrible things can become. HarryTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,907 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3659 - Favs: 5,120 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Strength of Three by Narishma reviews
Suspended indefinitely - 10/13/2008 Friends, enemies, and a squirrel clash in this tale of love, tragedy, and triumph. Rated R for a reason. T.H.Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,129 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Celestial Requiem by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
Harry Potter and the Acceptance of Fate by Arya1 reviews
Post-OotP-Ch57: Harry is calculating and exerts self-restraint, Moody visits, Harry gets some history on Voldemort's timing, Neville cheers up Harry just a bit, another sabbat is upon us and Snape pokes Harry, Harry gets a wild idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 521,016 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Fire of Life by Omagic reviews
Abandoned. 6th year. Harry's grief and the burden of the prophecy require him to make important decisions about his life. His trusts, where he seeks guidance, and the world around him are brought into question. New magic, mysterious visions and the Fir
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 175,364 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Harry P.
Blood Magic by GatewayGirl reviews
Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 244,191 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
An Organ of Fire by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
We at Hogwarts wish to extend you an invitation to be our next Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. PS: It is time to come home, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,138 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/24/2003 - Published: 11/27/2001 - Harry P., Hermione G.