Disgruntled Minion
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Author has written 32 stories for Naruto, and Kuroshitsuji.

I'm currently removing MA content from my fics. Unedited versions can be found at my Archive of Our Own (AO3) found here http://archiveofourown.org/users/DisgruntledMinion If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

Random Quotes:

The man who smiles when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Our story was a pointless one, the love between enemies who couldn’t do anything to stop their emotions but, as I lay on the ground with Iruka shouting for Tsunade, I imagined Itachi’s voice, his careful whisper informing me that our life meant something, that our love meant something and maybe… just maybe… - From Flight to Fall by Imperial Mint

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As a Rule

http://mattamour.deviantart.com/art/As-A-Rule-Kuroshitsuji-Fanart-312400048

A Dragon's Treasure

From Shikachi - http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii518/Shadowedfate117/Scan00034.jpg

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A Demon's Pursuit by smilingcrescent reviews
Sebastian needs a master to form a contract with, and Ciel seems to be just what he needs...however, Ciel is having none of that. Especially not when Sebastian breaks into his dorm room. (Chapter 51): Ciel has looked into the abyss. Undertaker and Vincent have words. (action) (AU demon!Sebastian) (Dry humor) (Canon type SebaCiel) (pre-slash)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 113,512 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Sebastian M., Ciel P., Vincent P., Undertaker
Possession by Fractured Dreams reviews
When you've lost everything you've ever held dear in your heart, it's hard to pick up the peices and start again. But Naruto gets a chance to rebuild his life and find peace with his past. And perhaps, to find love with another. Shounen ai, Sas x naru,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 194,507 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Behind The Devil's Canvas by Eien.Ni reviews
It was the little things in life that colored their world and created a beautiful masterpiece.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,929 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Devilish Impulses by Kitty Gets Loose reviews
He impulsively broke the covenant, then remade it. But can the trust, once shattered, be recovered? Sebastian must work twice as hard to rebuild what he briefly discarded. Shotacon, yaoi. Divergence from anime plot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 215,559 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - [Sebastian M., Ciel P.] - Complete
Minor Inconvenience by Akiru chan reviews
Being woken up to deal with Sebastian's sexual woes was not Claude's ideal way to spend his nights. Fortunately Sebastian was about to change all of that. SebastianClaude
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Sebastian M., Claude F. - Complete
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 2,715 - Follows: 2,719 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
For Which I Have No Explanation by Imperial Mint reviews
PWP doesn't get a summary. But it's PWP of the Sebastian/Claude kind for Disgruntled Minion. Pairing: Sebastian/Claude
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2011 - [Claude F., Sebastian M.] - Complete
Cursed Salvation, Descending Redemption by Imperial Mint reviews
"Please Itachi… I know I can't save Sasuke but I can save you." Itachi considered these words before knocking Naruto's hand away.' Redemption begins in the form of salvation, at least that's what Naruto believes. ItaNaru Spoilers for Manga Chapters 365
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 263,367 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 5/23/2008 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Affinity by Akiru chan reviews
-SasuNaru-Mpreg- Giving up his child was hard, but giving up his last piece of Sasuke was even harder. Naruto knew it had to be done. No one must know the truth, especially not him. Sasuke must never know of the living proof to their nights together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,485 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Webs of Deception by Raiyaka reviews
Naruto disappeared six years ago, and is presumed dead. Now Sasuke and Sakura have a mission to find Tatsuo and his team. A team of lethal assassins. But who is the leader with the Fox mask, and what secret is he hiding? SasuNaru-Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 192,379 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2584 - Favs: 3,554 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dentes by kodak-85 reviews
“Naruto,” Sasuke whispered into the night, a dim smile lighting his lips. Twin pricks of dagger-like teeth protruded from beneath the seam of his mouth, and his cool hand continued to stroke back bright locks from his forehead. “Love. I’ve found you."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,789 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Shadows of Leaves by Imperial Mint reviews
Eight years since Sasuke left Konoha has seen dramatic changes to Konoha village. The village is protected by the unstoppable Shadow, a mysterious ninja who has taken countless lives for the Hokage... ItaNaru, onesided SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,943 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] - Complete
Presenting, Shisui: the Amazing Matchmaker by Imperial Mint reviews
Shisui has a Plan involving his best friend and the newest addition to his team. He hasn't failed a single of his Plans yet, all 273 of them. It's now just a case of getting Itachi to realise that this isn't a set up, and get Naruto to stop hating Itachi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,298 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Film: The Catalyst by Imperial Mint reviews
Itachi: the actor everyone wants to be or date. Naruto: the guy who mocked Jiraiya's manuscript. The film: the catalyst. From casting to screening, Itachi plans to snag Naruto for himself, but Naruto's convinced the Uchiha's straight. ItaNaru. Two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,882 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Understanding by Imperial Mint reviews
Or, I Fell in Love With a Dead Boy. There was the tea, the colourless-colourful eyes, the feeling of warm lips, where they should have been cold, and an understanding that drove Naruto. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,076 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Time Will Tell by Twisted Vixen reviews
The handful of meetings between Uchiha Itachi and Uzumaki Naruto were always intense. Who’d have thought there was an underlying reason for it? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,369 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
From Under the Star Filled Sky by Petileo reviews
After living in obscurity for most of his childhood, Naruto finds that in Tokyo, he's ventured too deep into the secret underbelly of a culture not his own. Luckily, aid comes in the form of one mysterious and mortally dangerous demon, Uchiha Sasuke.Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,646 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
FlexiRuler by Imperial Mint reviews
"Then why didn't you feel anything? Ino, come here and lend us a boob." Naruto wasn't gay. Just because two of his conspirators decide that he is doesn't mean that his ruler is bent. He just happens to have a very flexible one, that's all. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,365 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/8/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
From Shadow to Light by YugiYamiforever reviews
From Light to Shadow. From Shadow to Light. Can a Pharaoh and slave find love and happiness when it seems that everyone, even fate, is against them?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,613 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
From Flight to Fall by Imperial Mint reviews
Every relationship has a start and an end, a flight and a fall. The birds sang on the final day as snatches of memories reveal a relationship that should never have been. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/8/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Life Is a Highway by NavyBlueWings reviews
When Naruto hears Sasuke is moving across the country, he is really upset. Not willing to say goodbye just yet, he thinks of only one thing…ROAD TRIP! But what happens when you realize your best friend is..more than that? Three/four shot, Read and Reveiw!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,171 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
14 kisses by Akiru chan reviews
-ItaNaru-It all started with an innocent chocolate Kiss on Naruto's desk. If only he knew what it all meant. Valentine fic for Disgruntled Minion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Get Itachi Laid Challenge by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,743 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Worst Santa Ever by darkalbino reviews
Would have to be Sasuke. Crack-ish two-shot, SasuNaruSasu lemon in second chapter. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blood Stained Lilies by Akiru chan reviews
SasuNaru-Vamp Fic- To Naruto Vampires were only Hollywood movie monsters. The last thing he ever expected was to wake up as one, let alone be thrown into a society and lifestyle that was so foreign to his own. And then, there was Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,698 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by Shirohane reviews
Iruka decides to mate his pet kitten, Naruto, when he goes into heat. This leads him to meet Kakashi, owner of Sasuke the kitten, and sparks fly. However, the pets are not the only ones who find their soulmates... SasuNaru, KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,172 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
T'Internet by Imperial Mint reviews
'If you're here then you're either anti-SasuNaru, Pro-ItaNaru or just lost.' Famous words of the internet page Naruto has stumbled across, he realises that Kabuto has more than a few issues, Sasuke created devilish ploys and Itachi enjoys aNar
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/23/2008 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Motivational Change by Imperial Mint reviews
For iRsUpple. Itachi didn't just change one thing in Naruto's life; the motivation was there and it was all because of that lone Uchiha. Two-shot. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,213 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Playing with the Toys by Mako75 reviews
SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,214 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Alkaid by Akiru chan reviews
SasuNaru AU - In the small overly normal town he had been shipped out to, Sasuke never thought his life would be anything but boring. It only took a falling star and an alien boy to change all of that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Dog Died by Imperial Mint reviews
My dog died...' . It was always this day, always this bar, always the heavy liquors and always a woman. Too bad that my brain decided against the tradition this year. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/21/2008 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
My Little Sunflower by Machi reviews
AU,SasuNaru. Waiting for a change to lead him down a more innocent path, serial murderer Uchiha Sasuke finds it in a gentle blonde with a heart of gold, but perhaps an even darker past than his own. DARK FIC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,826 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2221 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Decoding Enigma by Valerie Vancollie reviews
A daring plan to get hold of a new Imperial encryption machine forces Luke to learn new Force skills. Skills that require him not only to confront his newly discovered relationship with Darth Vader, but to use it as well. Also has Wedge & Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Roommate by shi-chan reviews
AU KakaIru Iruka lost his dorm room to an accidental explosion and was given temporary residence with Kakashi. Iruka thinks Kakashi is a complete psycho. Is there more to Kakashi's antics than meets the eye or does he simply hate Iruka?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 154,426 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Dynasty by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Coauthor: Rebecca Thomson. Abandoned on the first Death Star, Luke's true identity is revealed and Vader takes him to Coruscant. There he learns about the Empire and the Dark Side even as he hears his best friend has joined the Alliance.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 332,375 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Force of Destiny by Llarian Ashbourne reviews
An accident reveals an old deception, and Darth Vader must make a decision that will change not only his life. AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,865 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/13/2001 - Darth Vader
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2583 - Favs: 3,090 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Trapped by Call the Winds reviews
Omi is bound to Chase for two reasons, one revealed in the show and one kept to himself. Chase begins to show love for Omi...something Omi needs...OmixChase
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 11/19/2005
Because You Never Knew by shi-chan reviews
KakaNaru Kakashi always gave Sasuke & Sakura more attention than Naruto. That mistake has lead to a dramatic change in Naruto, and as he grows more distant, Kakashi begins to love him. But what really happened when Naruto left? What is he hiding? COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,067 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Runaway by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Coauthored by Rebecca Thomson. What if Luke had runaway from Tatooine and joined the Imperial Academy and Vader found him there?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 49,406 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/7/2001 - Published: 7/23/2000 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
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Letters of Goodbye reviews
AU: Some words come from the heart; spoken in honesty and sincerity. But not all words are spoken. Some are written, inscribing the thoughts that the heart fears to speak. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,819 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Ciel P., Sebastian M.] - Complete
That Butler, Recovery reviews
No one ever said that the game was dangerous. It was an unspoken rule that Ciel knew all too well. Pieces fell on the chessboard all the time - crashing to the floor, never to rise again. Ciel just never expected Sebastian to stumble. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Seeing in the Dark reviews
AU: For when there are no words, music is the next best thing. Because music is universal. It's a language of its own. It's sound and pictures in one. It's imagination and reality. Music is life in motion. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,912 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
A Dragon's Treasure reviews
AU: A dragon will always protect its treasure, no matter how big or small. Treasure varies by dragon and they'll follow it to the edges of the map if needed, protecting and watching over it. For not all treasure is silver and gold. Claude/Sebastian
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,780 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Sebastian M., Claude F. - Complete
Expelling the Thoughts reviews
AU: Some thoughts are like poison, deadly and powerful. They infect the mind with their sinister touch and can bring a person to their knees. They coil and slink about, sitting in the shadows - manipulative and vile. And sometimes without help, they can lead to death. Warning for eating disorder. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,178 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Games They Play reviews
The job wasn't worth the pay; playing baby-sitter to a spoiled child is enough to drive any sane man up the wall. While no one ever said the job would be easy; 10 dollars an hour so wasn't worth the trouble to put up with a spoiled brat
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,393 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Evil Genius reviews
AU "And I will keep on my staff, a five-year-old child" Little did Itachi know that the child would become the bane of his existence; but with time comes new enemies and feelings. And in the end, the real question will be; who was the real evil genius?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,946 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Lies We Tell reviews
AU: Like all things, it began with a simple lie – a façade made of makeup and a padded bra - that quickly spiraled out of control. It grew until it backed Ciel into a corner, leaving him with two options. Tell the truth or keep spinning lies. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,784 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Winter Fireworks reviews
AU: Fireworks blossom and bloom in the night sky before succumbing to the darkness. Their life is one that lasts but a second, yet it shines with splendor. Love though, can shine brighter than the sun and can transcend time, bringing about a beauty unparalleled. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Cold Fingers, Warm Kisses reviews
AU: Winter provides the best and worst time for intimate situations. Thankfully, Claude is the master at warming up Sebastian during those cold winter months. Or so he thinks. Sebastian, on the other hand, might say otherwise. Claude/Sebastian
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Claude F., Sebastian M. - Complete
Winter Stars reviews
AU: Sometime's the simplest things can turn into the most breathtaking, even if they come about through rather unconventional means. Affection knows no bounds and not even the frigid winter weather can freeze the warmth that it brings. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
As a Rule reviews
Alois likes Ciel, but Ciel wants Sebastian who is currently dating Claude. And Claude may or may not be falling for Alois. Then there's the matter that Ciel owns Alois. Complicated doesn't even begin to describe everything. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 355,792 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Hunting Fire reviews
AU: Prequel to Guiltless Pleasure. From a young age, Claude knew the scent of fire. It surrounded him thoughout his life and coaxed him towards the burning flames. Claude/Sebastian
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,609 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Claude F., Sebastian M. - Complete
Third Time's a Charm reviews
AU: Third time's a charm, or so the saying goes. But Claude is finding out that it's taking a little longer than that to ask Sebastian to marry him. It's not his fault everything keeps going wrong and fate hates him. Claude/Sebastian
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,819 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Claude F., Sebastian M. - Complete
Wine Angels reviews
AU: He was Claude's fallen angel, an angel clad in black with a dangerous past that he tried to run from. But the devil doesn't forget those he owned and he doesn't let his favorites go without a fight. Claude/Sebastian
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,621 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Claude F., Sebastian M. - Complete
When the Lights Go Down reviews
AU: When the lights fade in stardom, a star will fall to the ground. But it will be picked up and enveloped by the darkness, showing that there's more pleasure to be found in the shadows than in the spotlight. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,956 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Operation Bass Cliff reviews
AU: The plan was simple, make Sebastian notice him. It shouldn't be too hard, seeing as they worked together and Grell was famous. But Sebastian had a way of seeing right through him. Something Grell was determined to fix. Seb/Grell
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Iced Deal reviews
AU: In which Sebastian and Claude make a bet regarding a cake where the winner gets to top for the rest of the night. PWP but not. Maybe?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Claude F., Sebastian M. - Complete
A Gentle Reminder reviews
Because in the end, marriage is just like a contract. And when bound to a demon, it's impossible to have two contracts at the same time. They are possessive creatures after all. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Fate's Destiny reviews
AU: Naruto never believed in fate, unfortunately it will take a run in with a man who holds his destiny in his hands to make him realize the truth. Who knew fate could be a guy; one who goes by the name of Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,067 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Life Steeped in Darkness reviews
Even amongst demons, life is precious. It comes shinning through the darkness; a gift onto creatures who are little deserving but all the more wanting for it. MPREG Claude/Sebastian
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,747 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Claude F., Sebastian M. - Complete
Guiltless Pleasure reviews
It might not have always been the easiest of relationships, but after a three year absence, Claude knew now more than ever that he wanted Sebastian; preferably panting and aroused beneath him. Claude/Sebastian/Claude; two-shot
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,545 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Claude F., Sebastian M. - Complete
That Butler, Sick reviews
It all started out as an innocent joke. Just a simple test to see how truly invincible his butler was. Because for all that Ciel had seen through the years, Sebastian seemed as though he could handle everything thrown at him. Until now. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Forgotten Birthday reviews
It wasn't that Ciel purposely forgot Sebastian's birthday, it was just that Sebastian never told him the correct date. But then again, what can you expect from a demon butler?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,796 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
I Have a Dog Staring at Me reviews
Ever had your boyfriends dog staring at you while you were trying to eat lunch? Itachi has and he can tell that it isn't a fun experience. Ita/Naru, for Imperial Mint
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Parasomnia reviews
Sleep; the natural periodic suspension of consciousness during which the powers of the body are restored and for humans, regular sleep is essential for survival. However, for Itachi, the simple act of falling asleep can turn deadly. AU ItaXNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,541 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Nameless reviews
We are the nameless; those who have no name and no face, yet we walk among everyone; wishing to be noticed. In a small sense, we are you, which makes you like us. There is no escape.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Of Betrayal and Love reviews
What was supposed to be an easy infiltration mission into Heaven goes wrong when Sasuke is captured. With war on the horizon and dark secrets in both realms, it's hard to retain your loyalty; especially when you start to fall for your blond interrogator
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,698 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Taking the Plunge reviews
There were many things Naruto never expected to see after waking up, Itachi emerging from a book was one of them; turns out that’s only the tip of the iceberg. Now he’s in a world of talking birds, hooded men and finding out more than he wished to know
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,682 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Different One reviews
Pain. Chaos. Death. Itachi is content to hide away his emotions for the sake of his job. But a young blond sheds light into the otherwise dark world. "Nine out of ten people say they're scared of death." “Guess I’m the one that’s different" Oneshot AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,552 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
B n E reviews
AU Oneshot, SasuNaru: “Naruto, we’re going on an adventure tonight.” “What kind of adventure?” Naruto questioned. “Naruto, I wanna do a B n E.” Sasuke said softly into the phone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bloodlines reviews
To Sasuke the race track was a place of serious skill, competitive spirit, winner circles, and the steady beat of hoofs on the dirt ground. All that though was about to change thanks to the tracks newest jockey. AU:SasuNaru Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 123,797 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete