Tatsuki Vermilion
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Joined 02-17-15, id: 6529925, Profile Updated: 02-09-16
Author has written 9 stories for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Bleach, Balto, Ouran High School Host Club, Ninja Turtles, and Inuyasha.

ATTENTION! IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT MY STORIES HAVE BEEN STOLEN! AS SUCH, I WILL NO LONGER BE UPDATING UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE! TO LEARN MORE, VISIT THIS LINK: :/ wildrhov dot tumblr dot com/ post/ 138893541254/ all-fanfictionnet-stories-have-been-stolen (remove spaces and add periods where appropriate)



PLEASE READ THIS!!! I am writing this on behalf of a friend of mine. This is something that is extremely important to me, so it would mean a lot if you read it to the end. I will not disclose her name for sake of privacy. If you wish to know her name, I will tell you at the end of this.
My friend is being cyberbullied. This has been going on for months. Her stories, OC, even her very person is being put down, insulted, and labeled as something they and she are not. It is terrible, and she has asked for help.
I myself have a MASSIVE problem with bullies. As someone who grew up being bullied, I know all too well how it feels to be treated like a lesser being. And, to be perfectly honest, it is for that reason I took up martial arts. I have been in many scrapes with boys and girls alike, and was injured in one instance. After that, I realized that they would not stop until I took a stand for myself.
I also realized I could not take them on by myself. I asked for the help of my best friends and my parents. The news that I was being bullied spread like a wildfire, and, soon enough, the bullies were stopped.
I am not saying this to make whoever is reading this feel sorry for me. I am simply trying to prove a point. No matter how strong you might be yourself, you need help when it comes to bullies. Some will back down when you tell them to fuck off. Others, like the ones going after my friend, will not.
I don't pretend to know why they do what they do, or what they are going through. But, if I'm being perfectly honest, I don't give a shit. Family issues, personal problems, low self-esteem, or whatever the heck is wrong is no excuse to put someone else down.
Please help me help my friend. Help me put an end to this. Bullying, in any form, is wrong. If you have been bullied, if you know someone who is being bullied, or if you just have a heart, please contact me. If you are serious in stopping these bullies, I will give you the name of my friend and those who are harassing her.
Please help. We are all needed to stop this. Thank you.

The pen is the tongue of the mind Horace

The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, "It's a girl". Shirley Chisholm

Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. General George S. Patton

May God have mercy for my enemies, because I won't. General George S. Patton Jr.

Never let the hand you hold, hold you down. Unknown

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Bertrand Russell

For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.John 3:16

Seeing ye have purified your souls in obeying the truth through the Spirit unto unfeigned love of the brethren, see that ye love one another with a pure heart fervently: Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever.1 Peter 1:22-23

Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour: Whom resist stedfast in the faith, knowing that the same afflictions are accomplished in your brethren that are in the world. But the God of all grace who hath called us unto his eternal glory by Christ Jesus, after that ye have suffered a while, make you perfect, stablish, strengthen, settle you. 1 Peter 5:8-10

Do all things without murmurings and disputings.Philippians 2:14

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. Gloria Steinem

If people don't accept you because of your gifts, regardless of where you come from, then what's the point of trying to gain their acceptance? If you have to change yourself just to get into a group, then who are you really trying to kid? Don't change who you are simply because you don't fit in somewhere. Sometimes it's better to just walk away. And if you can't, stand firm, and don't back down. Don't be sorry for who you are. Tatsuki Vermilion (Me)

The true geniuses of the world never let the world know how smart they really are. Tatsuki Vermilion (Me)

A sword is not a weapon for a man. It is the essence of a true warrior. Byakuya Kuchiki

Love is when you can't stop looking at him even if he'll never look back. Unknown

If ever there is a tomorrow when we're not together... there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. Even if we're apart... I'll always be with you. A. A. Milne

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." George S. Patton

Okay, so I realize I kind of went on a tirade before, and I apologize for that. As such, I'm condensing my personal bio into something that I've seen several other authors do.

Name: My friends call me Kia (Pronounced Kea). [It's short for Killer.]
Gender: Female
Age: Late teens
Height: 5 feet, 7 1/2 inches
D.O.B.: Turn of the last century
School: Home-schooled
Grade: 3rd year (Use your brain to figure out what 3rd year.)
Religion: Christian
Status: Unavailable
Personality: Rebellious, Brutally honest, Protective, Detached, Downright scary (according to my friends), Not easily approachable, Caring, Sweet (to those I hold close to my heart), Trustworthy but not easily trusting
Hobbies: Martial arts, horseback riding, archery, sword-fighting, writing/reading fanfiction, drawing, painting, singing (not professionally), writing poems.
Plans for future: Are for me to know and me alone.

My Fanfictions:
I'll put this on each story as I post it, but I'm going to put it here too so no one can yell at me. I have absolutely no idea if I will be able to maintain a steady updating schedule as my normal life is very sporadic. Often times I will be given twenty minutes notice to get dressed (Favorite Benefit of Homeschooling: Get to stay in my PJ's ALL DAY!!!!!!!) I will endeavor to update on a steady schedule, and I will also try to give notice when that will not be possible. However, that may not always happen. All that to say, you have been warned.

Results for "Should I Write a Sequel for Where I Belong?" poll: All of those who voted wanted a sequel, and 61% of those wanted oneshots as well. When I return to the TMNT fandom, I shall endeavor to get those up as soon as possible.

July 1, 2015:
Where I Belong: 3,723 views!
Stripes of the Past: 4,000 views!!!
A Love Frozen in Time: 692 views!!!
CharacterXReader Scenarios TMNT: 1,351 views!!
CharacterXReader Scenarios Bleach: 1,530 views!!

My Original Characters by Alphabetical Fanfiction:

From American Country Girl, to Ouran Academy Hostess
Kea: 14 years old at the beginning of the story, 5'8" (or 172-173 cm) tall, Brown hair with red highlights that reaches to her waist when hanging free, bangs styled to frame face or covering right eye, larger piece on right side than left, Deep blue eyes, Creamy tan skin, Golden-rimmed glasses with ivory sides, Rose-colored lips, Healthy light pink tinge to cheeks, Athletically toned, Nice curves, Slim frame
Family: Kaitlynn (Mother), Kaden (Father)
Personality: Reserved, Observant, Extremely intelligent, Practical, Closed-off from her family, Not easily aroused to anger, Brutally honest, Secretly very caring and vulnerable, Doesn't like admitting she needs help or talking about her feelings

Stripes of the Past
Fallyn (Fa-lean): 17 years old, female, 5'8" tall, Silver-white hair with black highlights that reaches to her waist when hanging free, bangs styled to frame face or tucked behind her ears, larger piece on right side than left, Golden eyes, Creamy tan skin, Athletic frame with defined muscle, Nice curves
Family: April O'Neil (Younger sister), Kirby O'Neil (Father), Kate O'Neil (Aunt)
Personality: Protective, Reserved, Often honest (sometimes brutally so, and unapologetic about it) and/or sarcastic, Tendency to swear when angry or very, very surprised, Motherly and overprotective of April, Affinity and talent for the martial arts.
Weapon of choice: Odachi swords

Where I Belong
Taigā (Before Mutation): 16 years old, female, 5'8", Dark brown hair that reaches to her waist, Emerald green eyes, Creamy skin, Slim frame, Slight curves
Taigā (After Mutation): Jet black hair, Two black stripes on each cheek, outside of each wrist, underneath breasts, and along curve of hips, Silverish claws instead of finger and toenails, Emerald eyes, Creamy skin, Fangs, Black, triangular ears on crown of head, Slim yet muscular frame, More pronounced curves.
Family: Leo (Mate/Boyfriend), The turtles, Splinter, April
Personality: Unafraid of anything, Brutally honest, Sarcastic, Smart-alack, Brilliant (but not as smart as Donatello), Is not afraid to die for those she cares about, Not afraid to kill for them either, Very affectionate and caring to those she holds dear.
Weapons of Choice: Chain whip, twin katana, dual sai, claws and fangs.

Favorite TV Shows:
Avatar the Last Airbender
G. I. Joe: Renegades
Iron Man: Armored Adventures
Star Wars: Rebels
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Transformers Prime

Favorite Anime:
Black Butler
Fairy Tail
Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet
Kaichou wa Maid-sama!
Kamisama Hajimemashita
Ouran High School Host Club
Saiunkoku Monogatari
Suki da yo (Say 'I love you')
Sword Art Online

Favorite Movies:
Act of Valor
Captain America: The First Avenger
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Forbidden Kingdom
God's Not Dead
Hobbit (All three)
Karate Kid (Daniel)
Karate Kid (Jaden Smith)
Karate Kid 2 (Second movie with Daniel)
Lord of the Rings (All three)
Phantom of the Opera
Prince Caspian
The Avengers
The Avengers: Age of Ultron
The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Transformers: Age of Extinction

Favorite Bands/Singers:
Carrie Underwood
Celine Dion
Celtic Woman
Certain Daughtry songs (Waiting for Superman, Home)
Certain Linkin Parks songs (such as New Divide)
David Archuleta
Faith Hill
Jackie Evancho
Josh Groban
Peter Hollens
Sam Tsui

Favorite Books:
A Journey to the Center of the Earth
City of God (St. Augustine)
Crime and Punishment
Lord of the Rings
Mere Christianity
Paradise Lost
Talking About Good and Bad Without Getting Ugly: A Guide to Moral Persuasion
The Aeneid (Virgil)
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Count of Monte Crisco
The Holy Bible
The Hunger Games
The Iliad (Homer)
The Odyssey (Homer)
The Republic (Plato)
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea
Under God

Favorite Ships Listed by Alphabetical Fandom
Avatar: The Last Airbender
1.) Zuko and Ryuka (My OC)
2.) Zuko and Katara
3.) Aang and Toph
4.) Sokka and Toph
5.) Sokka and Suki

1.) Clint Barton [Hawkeye] and Natasha Romanoff [Black Widow]

1.) Byakuya and Me (He. Is. MINE. Fight me if you wish, but I guarantee you'll lose. Go ahead. Try it.)
2.) Ichigo and Rukia
3.) Renji and Rukia
4.) Toshiro and Momo (Second OTP after Byakuya and me!!!!!)
5.) Uryu and Orihime
6.) Uryu and Rukia

Captain America
1.) Steve Rogers [Captain America] and Natasha Romanoff [Black Widow]

Fairy Tail
1.) Natsu and Lucy
2.) Gajeel and Levy
3.) Gray and Juvia
4.) Elfman and Evergreen
5.) Mirajane and Freed

G. I. Joe
1.) Snake Eyes and Scarlett

1.) Thorin and Elanoriel (My OC)
2.) Kili and Tauriel
3.) Legolas and Tauriel

1.) Sesshomaru and Kagome
2.) Koga and Kagome

Kamisama Hajimemashita
1.) Tomoe and Nanami
2.) Kurama and Nanami
3.) Mizuki and Nanami

Lord of the Rings
1.) Aragorn and Arwen

1.) Caspian and Susan

Ouran High School Host Club
1.) Hikaru and Haruhi
2.) Kyoya and Haruhi
2.) Mori and Haruhi
4.) Tamaki and Haruhi

Sukitte da yo
1.) Yamato and Mei

Sword Art Online
1.) Kirito and Asuna

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1.) Leonardo and Fallyn (My OC)
2.) Leonardo and Taigā (My OC)
3.) Donatello and April

The Hunger Games
1.) Gale and Katniss
2.) Peeta and Katniss

1.) Thor and Jane

Transformers: Prime
1.) Bumblebee and Arcee (Transformers: Prime)

Anime/TV/Cartoon Characters I have had a MASSIVE crush on (or still do):
Byakuya Kuchiki
Kyoya Ootari
Sebastian Michaelis
Snake Eyes
Soundwave (Transformers Prime)
Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka
Thorin Oakenshield

Stuff I've Come up With

If you are one of those authors that actually pay attention and get the warm and fuzzies inside when someone favorites and/or follows you, repost this in your profile and put your name and a little thank you note to those who are following/favorited you: Tatsuki Vermilion (All of you are amazing beyond belief. I could not get through my day without you, and I most definately couldn't write. Your names thrill me, and it is because of you I am still here. Thank you all... for everything.)

If you have PUPS (Perpetually Updates Profile Syndrome), copy and repost this on your profile.

If you've ever wanted to murder your siblings (if you have any), copy and repost this on your profile.

If your heart spasms whenever you see your favorite character from anything, copy and repost this on your profile.

If your brain shuts down because a character's voice is just too perfect, copy and repost this on your profile.

If you have friends that are as big as otakus (or even more so) as you, copy and repost this on your profile.

If you don't get the point of Spin-The-Bottle or Seven Minutes in Heaven, copy and repost this on your profile.

If you constantly have cricks in your neck from staring at your laptop/mobile device/iPad screen too long from watching anime, copy and repost this on your profile.

If you're a girl that actually knows how to defend herself in more ways than one, copy and repost this on your profile.

If you think Algebra is totally pointless, copy and repost this on your profile.

If you keep going back to your profile to update it, copy and repost this.

If while doing the above, there's a voice in your head saying 'My profile is getting really long', but you ignore it, copy and repost.

If you think the whole "Dubbed Anime vs Subbed Anime" war is stupid, copy and repost this.

Friends: Watch you make a complete a* out of yourself and pretend they don't know you.
Best Friends: Are videotaping it so they can post it on YouTube.

Friends: Will watch as a teacher chews you out.
Best Friends: Chew the teacher out for chewing you out.

Friends: Are embarrassed to ask you to their party because they're afraid you might say no.
Best Friends: Tell you to come and bring the cake. No questions asked.

Friends: Unload everything on you, but don't have the time of day to listen to your problems.
Best Friends: Soak your shirt with tears, and let you do the same.

Friends: Are only available when you fit into their schedule.
Best Friends: Drop everything and come running no matter what time it is.

Friends: May or may not show up to your event.
Best Friends: Are waiting backstage with a bouquet and/or a suffocating bear hug.

Friends: Say "Yeah that's cool" when you're talking about your favorite show.
Best Friends: Squeal "Oh my gosh insert character name is so fricking hot, right!?!?"

Friends: Only know one or two things about you.
Best Friends: Could write an autobiography about you in their sleep.

Friends: Say "See ya".
Best Friends: Glomp you, say "I love you!", squeeze the life out of you, and then let your parents drag your lifeless corpse out the door.

Friends: Know you through another friend.
Best Friends: Drag you around the halls on your first day, pointing out everything.

Friends: Get jealous when you like a boy/have a boyfriend.
Best Friends: March right up to him, jab a finger in his face, and shout "If you break her heart I break your back!"

Friends: Can't tell the difference from when you've been crying and what you normally look like.
Best Friends: The first thing they ask? "So who's going to be sent to Undertaker's?"

Friends: Are completely lost as to why you don't show up to parties on the weekends.
Best Friends: Are sitting right next to you while you fangirl over your favorite show.

Friendships: Only last as long as they want it to.
Best Friendships: Last for a life time, no matter how long it has been since you've last talked.

Friends: Would roll their eyes at yet another one of these "Friends/Best Friends" things.
Best Friends: Would repost this on their profile/send it to their bestie.

If you've ever been laughed at for being a Hobbit/Lord of the Rings fan, and then swore at the person in Elvish (or any other Middle Earth Language you know), thus driving them crazy since you're the only one present who knows what you just said, copy and paste this into your profile.
(I based this off something I found on ChaoticCrazy's profile. The original is below under Thank you ChaoticCrazy.)

Write you top ten favorite Bleach characters and then answer the following questions:
1) Byakuya
2) Toshiro
3) Renji
4) Uryu
5) Kenpachi
6) Ichigo
7) Rangiku
8) Rukia
9) Noba
10) Momo

What do you think of a 6/8 pairing?
Meh. I ship it.

What about 4/8?
That would be absolutely adorable... and incredibly ironic.

Write a title for a 2/10 romance fic.
A Frozen Flame.

What song would you use to describe 8?
This is Me - Demi Levato

A song for 4?
War - Poets of the Fall

What about for 6?
I'll Make a Man Out of You - Mulan

How would you react if 1 showed up in your bed in the middle of the night?
WHAT THE HELL!?!?! *kicks him out of bed*
Byakuya: *hits wall* *grunts*
Me:*turns on light* What the frick!? Why are you in my room?
Byakuya: *sits up rubbing jaw* I do not know, Miss...
Me: Tatsuki. Nice to meet you.
Byakuya: *bows head* Byakuya Kuchiki. My apologies for awakening you, Miss Tatsuki.
Me: *shrugs* *throws covers off while getting out of bed*
Byakuya: *blushes because I'm wearing a tank-top and bike shorts* (It's summer people! Stop judging!!!)
Me: *throws on light silk robe* Would you like something to eat while we figure out why the hell you're in my room?
Byakuya: *nods* *stands* Thank you, Miss Tatsuki.
Me: Just Tatsuki, please.

What would you do/say if 7 asked you to share a drink?
"No thanks. I'm underage."

What do you think of a 9/10 pairing?
Honestly, that would be really cute, I think.

How would 2 react if 5 tried to make a move on 10?
Toshiro: *grabs Momo* Stay the hell away from her, Kenpachi!!
Kenpachi: *laughs* Why? Afraid I'll steal your girlfriend, kid?
Toshiro and Momo: *blush*
Kenpachi: *snickers* Too easy.

1 asks you to marry them.
Are you kidding!?! YES!!! *clears throat* I mean... it would be an honor to be your wife, Byakuya.

How does 8 react to you and 1 getting married?
Let's just say that Byakuya cast quite a few silencing Kidos on her room. And containment Kidos. And Kido barriers.

5 recruits you.
Just so long as you don't expect me to fight you every time I have some time off, I'm cool with it.

6 keeps bugging you.
Leave me alone or I'll sic Kenpachi on you.

2 wants to marry your sister.
Sit down son. We've got some things to talk about.

7 drags you on a shopping spree.
I hope that's your own money you're spending and not Toshiro's.

9 is staring at you.
"What? Do I have something on my face or something?"

8 and 3 are getting married.

10 asks you for romantic advice.
You might want to write this stuff down. And put a pot of tea on while you're at it. We're going to be here a while.

What my real name means: You are independent, self-reliant, and determined. You work best without interference, in projects that require concentration and close attention. You prefer an outdoors environment, but could be happy in any position in which you experience freedom and versatility. You are often drawn into pioneering circumstances in which you work alone without the benefits of congenial association. You could excel in scientific research because of your ability to concentrate and remember details, or you could be inventive along practical, mechanical lines. You enjoy practical creativity which calls upon your originality and ingenuity.
Although you tend not to like crowds and social activities, there are occasions when you feel lonely and misunderstood. You desire affection and understanding but often leave the impression that you want to be left alone. It is challenging for you to reveal your deeper thoughts and feelings, as you tend to be self-conscious, reserved, and secretive. You are quiet and gentle mannered as a rule, preferring silence to argument and turmoil. However, if provoked, you retaliate candidly because of your difficulty in finding the right diplomatic words to create understanding. This lack of expression causes turbulence and frustration which you could seek to relieve through physical activity. If given the opportunity, you would find it easier to express your deeper thoughts and feelings through creative writing or artistic endeavour, but even along these lines, you sense restrictions in your ability to express as well as you would like.
You are earnest and studious, but can be stubborn and fixed in your ideas and opinions. Laughter and light pleasantries are suppressed by this name. You have difficulty in laughing at yourself, yet your face rarely reveals the reactions you may be experiencing within. Being sensitive, you can be easily hurt and offended, taking seriously the comments made in jest by others.
You have a deep regard for nature, its mathematical precision and magnificence. The crashing of waves against the shore, mountain peaks silhouetted against a dusky sky, are surroundings that help you to experience peace and contentment. You enjoy exploring and observing animals and birds in their natural surroundings.
This name would cause tension in the head through troubles with either eyes, teeth, sinuses, ears, or throat or cause headaches. There could also be a sensitivity in the heart and respiratory organs.

I'm afraid of 10 out of 72 common fears
[ ] The dark
[X] Staying single forever
[ ] Being a parent
[ ] Giving birth
[ ] Open spaces
[ ] Closed spaces
[ ] Heights
[ ] Dogs
[ ] Birds
[ ] Fish
[X] Spiders (NOPE)
[ ] Flowers or other plants
[X] Being touched (Depends on where and by whom)
[ ] Fire
[ ] Deep water (You can't see anything down there!)
[ ] Silk
[ ] The ocean
[X] Failure
[ ] Success
[ ] Thunder/Lightning
[ ] Frogs/Toads
[ ] My girlfriend/boyfriend's dad
[ ] My girlfriend/boyfriend's mom
[ ] Rats
[ ] Jumping from high places
[ ] Snow
[ ] Rain
[ ] Wind
[X] Crossing hanging bridges (So fucking nerve-wracking)
[ ] Death
[ ] Heaven
[ ] Being robbed
[X] Falling (Depends on how high I'm up.)
[ ] Clowns
[ ] Dolls
[ ] Large crowds of people
[ ] Men
[ ] Women
[ ] Having great responsibilities
[ ] Doctors, including dentists
[ ] Tornados
[ ] Hurricanes
[ ] Incurable diseases
[ ] Sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] Poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] School
[ ] Trains
[ ] Odd numbers
[ ] Even numbers
[ ] Being alone
[X] Becoming blind
[X] Becoming deaf
[ ] Growing up
[ ] Creepy noises in the night
[ ] Bee stings
[X] Not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] Needles
[ ] Blood
[ ] The welcome mat
[ ] High speed
[ ] Throwing up
[X] Falling in love
[ ] Super secrets


If you wish to post this in your journal, its been requested that you title it "I'm afraid of _ out of 72 common fears".

Legend: If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling. If you get more than 20, your paranoid. If you get 20 or less you are normal. If you get 10 or less, you're fearless

Today, writers are scorned because of those too unversed to know.
Disdained, because of the those too ignorant to believe.
Despised, because of the realists who are too afraid to dream.
Misunderstood, because others are too unsure to try.
But we, as writers, know them to be wrong.

A writer is a person who dreams.
A writer is a person who wishes.
A writer is a person who escapes.
A writer is a person who lives.
A writer is a person who is not afraid.
A writer is a person who strives.

A person who expresses.
A person who believes.
A person who understands.
A person who knows.

I am a writer.

I dream of a world where anything is possible.
I wish for a world where war is just a myth.
I escape into a world where I can predict the future.
I live in a world of joy and mystery.
I am not afraid of the world I create.
I strive in the world where others give up.
I express myself in ways others dare not try.
I believe in things others are too afraid to trust.
I understand things others cannot, in a way that others cannot.
I know, in ways that others deny.


Tatsuki Vermilion

If you are a writer, and believe in these, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your pen name underneath "Signed". (Found on the profile of https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2764347/ )

I forget who's profile I saw this on, so I sincerely apologize for that, but I thought I would post this:

Kiss on the Stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

Holding Hands = "We definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
Picking someone up off their feet = "That they love them fully and would do anything for them"

If you are reading this, please tell me who you are so I can give you due credit. Thank you!

I read all of this on Queen of Erebor's bio. She is an absolute genius. READ HER WORK!!!!!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God.

96% of teens won't stand up for God.
Put this on your page if you're one of the 4% who will.

For God so loved the world He gave His one and only Son. For you so loved God that you gave up part of your bio to repost this.

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you living it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to repost this, he will try and discourage you. We just defeated him.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say 'RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS AWSOME!!!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and slap him in the face.
FRIENDS: Will tell you that you're a great singer even if you're terrible BEST FRIENDS: Will tell you that you suck.
FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Will already have a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will help you when you fall BEST FRIENDS: Will be laughing so hard at you they fall too.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!
(I have no idea where you found this, or if you wrote it. Either way, BRILLIANT BECAUSE IT IS SO TRUE!!!!!!)

I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Narniachick, Elizabeth Zara, Knees, LM2MM, LucianLoveNarnia, Queen of Erebor, Tatsuki Vermilion

14 Ways to annoy an Anti-Tolkien Person
1: Insult them in Elvish. Do not offer translations
2: Tell them they’ll end up just like Denethor. Refuse to tell them what happened to Denethor.
3: Threaten to feed them to Shelob. Laugh evilly when they ask who Shelob is.
4: Quote Gandalf. Constantly. No matter how irrelevant the quotes are.
5: Say, ‘I would cut off your head for that, if it stood but a little higher from the ground’ every time they insult LOTR/The Hobbit.
6: Play ‘LOTR in 99 seconds’ on a loop whenever they are around.
7: Walk barefoot all day. Say that you are getting in touch with your inner hobbit.
8: Demand an explanation of why they dislike ‘the masterpieces of the esteemed Professor’ every time you see them.
9: Whenever they suggest doing something, refute it by saying, ‘One does not simply (insert verb here)’.
10: Hum the Shire theme incessantly.
11: Whenever a plane flies overhead, shriek, 'Wraiths! Wraiths on wings!' and go hide in a closet.
12: Base all English essays on the lord of the rings books or movies.
13: Constantly ask them what their elf eyes see.
14: Talk like Gollum.

I would like to thank WOLFJADE28 for the following contributions

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in home room?
Last night he talked His friend out of suicide.

See that young boy you had made fun of for always being sick?
He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

The girl you just called fat?
She is overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly?
She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped?
He is abused enough at home.

See that man with the ugly scars?
He fought for his country.

That guy you just made fun of for crying?
His mother is dying.

Put this on you're profile if you're against bullying.

I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.


I am against bullying.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

The Hilariously Wise Proverbs that guide our lives-
-Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Nuf said.
-If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
-Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
-Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon!
-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
-An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them into next week.
-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
-Silence is Golden... but Duct-Tape comes in a variety of colors and patterns, and its much more effective. ;p

Stuff I like on Booklove992001 profile

I'm Sorry

Girl says:

I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.
I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".
I'm sorry if I'm not tanned enough for you
I'm sorry if I'm weird at times
I'm sorry that I write about you every day
I'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.
I'm sorry if im not tall/short enough.
I'm sorry if I don't have sex with you on the first date.
I'm sorry if I'm annoying
I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough.
I'm sorry that im different from those other girls
I'm sorry that I actually care about you and actually call to see how you're doing.
But most of all...

I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry".

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

95 of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in, if you're part of the 5 who aren't put this into your profile and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, Miss Apple Pie, NarnianAslan, Crazy4Jensen, babygurl33, Dorkyduck,World-Class-Grease,Kaligirl05, Sodapoplover,ponyboyandsodapopluvr, outsider angel, NeverletrocknrollDie, southernvampirepirate, aireagle92, Steelrider,Booklove992001, Tatsuki Vermilion

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name: Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, vampirechick321, Topaz Eyes Sing My Lullaby,cullendrive, MidnightEmberMisery, MidNightMare89, airegle92, Steelrider, Booklove992001, Tatsuki Vermilion

15-year-old girl holds hands with her 1-year-old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease-causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't.

97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!


AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that has a new boy-friend every week.
The one that hates life because she wear size two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.


I am that girl,
The one who likes books.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that just wants to make a difference.
The one that doesn't look at what's on the outside.
The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many donuts...they taste good.
The one that people like because she's crazy.
The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
The one who is not afraid to climb trees.
The one who won't give up

How to Tell if You're a Writer (The original is on EmilyM93's profile.)

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. "I wonder why I talk to myself so much?")
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. "Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’")
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, "Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!"
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-If you try to return to an old forum only to disappear again after resolving not to and the cause is you're writing.
-If you can't escape plot bunnies.
-If you spent all your childhood reading.
-If you add to this list

My additions

-If you're watching a movie and think "I could make that so much better."
-If you think the above thought, and then come up with five different scenarios.
-If you loose your friend's attention because you start rambling about flawed plot-lines.
-If you use the Notepad on your phone because you left your computer at home.
-If you start writing on napkins in a random restaurant with your mom/dad's pen.
-If you zone out in class because you're mentally planning the next scene in a book.
-If you zone out in class because you're imagining the next scene in a book.
-If grammar mistakes in a book drive you up the wall.
-If correcting other people's grammar silently (or not) becomes an immediate thought process for you.
-If your friends complain that they never see your face because you have it shoved in a book.
-If you return to your favorite author because something he/she said inspired you.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a book worm, repost this.

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE.And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Thank you Silversun XD

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok don't believe it

Talk with her - because 10 years later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

I couldn't resist this. It was just too cute. Thank you Lightan117!

Thank you to "The Utterly Fabulous Z" for the following contributions

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed that you met anime/manga characters, copy this into your profile.

If facebook went down, 99.99% of the American population would go into depression and/or kill themselves. If you are one of the .01% who would take a sip of coffee and go on with your life like nothing had even happened, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are that friend copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish Anime Guys existed in the real world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stop putting these things on your profile,copy and paste this to your profile!

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(If you can read this, PM me and tell me what it says!)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him and asked, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly, leaving the little boy still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Sant

a Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this, but he continued, "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"Okay," he said. "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing, and then we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy closed his eyes and said, "Thank you, God, for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much

. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. That was when I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl had died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would probably not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself; I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding

a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (Moony, Padfoot, Prongs, Artemis Fowl), hollybridgetpeppermint (ARTYARTYARTY!!!! And Holmes. And Ali (don't laugh!!! Stupid fangirl thingy...). And Peter Wimsey. And Albert Campion. And Erik (the Phantom). And Enjolras. And Javert. And...), An Arm and a Leg(Edward Elric and Fai D. Flowright...), The Utterly Fabulous Z (too freaking many to count...), Tatsuki Vermilion (Thor, Captain America, Byakuya Kuchiki, Natsu Dragneel, Sebastian Michaelis, Loki Laufeyson, Tony Stark, and a hell of a lot more)

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Lets do a Fairy tail challenge thing! (I have no flipping idea why I'm doing this)
Your ten favorite characters.

1. Natsu
2. Lucy
3. Gray
4. Erza
5. Mirajane
6. Laxus
7. Jellal
8. Ultear
9. Mavis
10. Makarov

Have you ever read a 5/10 fanfic before?
Ah HELL to the NO!!!

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?
Adorable... though I could do without his stripping habit.

What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Do you remember reading any good fanfics about 9?
Not really, no. I don't think I've ever read a fic with her in it.

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?
That would be adorable, honestly! *squeals* UGH!! Just imagined little Lucy/Jellal babies!!! Too... much... kawainess... *faints*

4/8 or 4/9?
No. Nyet. Nigne. Nu-uh. No way. No how. Never. Neither. Nada. Ie.

What would happen if 7 found 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?
He would congratulate them, even though Ultear and Gray are like brother and sister. And he would tease Ultear relentlessly as payback for all the times she teased him about Erza.

Make a summary for a 2/6 fanfic at least 20 words.
Lucy giggled as she leaned on her boyfriend's shoulder. "Well then, isn't it a good thing I like getting shocked?" (Haha! Oh that is good! Maybe I'll attempt a fic with these two. *wiggles eyebrows*)

Is there such thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?
I. Don't. Want. To. Know.

Suggest a title for a 1/5 Hurt/Comfort fanfic.
Even Demons can be Burned.

Does anyone on your friends list read a 7/9 fanfic?
I. Don't. Want. To. Know.

If you wrote a sonfic on 10 what would you choose?
This is War - 30 Seconds to Mars, or War - Poets of the Fall.

If you wrote a 2/3/6 fanfic what would the warning be?
WARNING: Dear Readers, if you value your innocence and sanity, TURN AWAY NOW!!!!!

What pickup line would 8 use on 5?
No pickup line. Both are female.

(I am now strangely addicted to these. Odd how that happens.)

80% of people wouldn't do much if someone said "Fairy Tail sucks". Repost if your the 20% that would just tell Natsu to go burn their house.

Well actually I would do it myself...

Repost if your a NaLu believer!

Repost if you don't always watch Fairy Tail, but if you do nobody sees you for a month.

Repost If you think Gajeel Redfox is still a better singer than Justin Beiber. Of course he is.

Repost if one of the most scarring things you can ever think of involves Ichiya from Fairy Tail, fangirls, and short shorts.

Thank you "lostfeather1" for the following contribution

Let's put your logic to the test

Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?

Student: Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD?

Student: Absolutely, sir.

Professor: Is GOD good?

Student: Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful?

Student: Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student: Yes.

Professor: Is Satan good?

Student: No.

Professor: Where does Satan come from?

Student: From… GOD…

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student: Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student: Yes.

Professor: So who created evil?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student: Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student: No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student: No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student: Yes.

Professor: According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student: No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student: That is it sir… Exactly! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S. I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?
Forward this to increase their knowledge… or FAITH.
By the way, that student was EINSTEIN.

Thank you "Cyndi" for this contribution

This is a message to anyone who is being bullied right now. It doesn't matter if it's online or IRL. This is for you.

YOU matter.
Your opinions matter.
Your feelings matter.
Your thoughts matter.
Your dreams matter.
Your LIFE matters.
You are special.
You are beautiful.
You are talented.
You are valuable.
You are wonderful.
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You are a good person.
You are loved.
You can succeed.
You can reach out.
You can hold on.
You can overcome.
You mean something.
You have worth.
You deserve to LIVE.

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If you are part of a social media site or a forum, you can copy and paste this wherever you hang out.
If you have a Youtube, a Vimeo or any other video blog account, you can make a video reading my message.

By doing this, you just might save someone's life.

Let this message be heard: Bullying is NEVER okay!

Thank you Created to Write for these contributions

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Subject: Tennessee Football

This is a statement that was read over the PA system at the football game atRoane County High School , Kingston , Tennessee , by school Principal, Jody McLeod

"It has always been the custom at Roane County High School football games, to say a prayer and play the National Anthem, to honor God and Country."
Due to a recent ruling by the Supreme Court, I am told that saying a Prayer is a violation of Federal Case Law. As I understand the law at this time, I can use this public facility to approve of sexual perversion and call it "an alternate life style," and if someone is offended, that's OK.
I can use it to condone sexual promiscuity, by dispensing condoms and calling it, "safe sex.." If someone is offended, that's OK.
I can even use this public facility to present the merits=2 0of killing an unborn baby as a "viable! means of birth control." If someone is offended, no problem...
I can designate a school day as "Earth Day" and involve students in activities to worship religiously and praise the goddess "Mother Earth" and call it "ecology.."
I can use literature, videos and presentations in the classroom that depicts people with strong, traditional Christian convictions as "simple minded" and "ignorant" and call it "enlightenment.."
However, if anyone uses this facility to honor GOD and to ask HIM to Bless this event with safety and good sportsmanship, then Federal Case Law is violated..
This appears to be inconsistent at best, and at worst, diabolical.
Apparently, we are to be tolerant of everything and anyone, except GOD and HIS Commandments.
Nevertheless , as a school principal, I frequently ask staff and students to abide by rules with which they do not necessarily agree. For me to do otherwise would be inconsistent at best, and at worst, hypocritical... I suffer from that affliction enough unintentionally. I certainly do not need to add an intentional transgression.
For this reason, I shall "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's," and refrain from praying at this time..
"However, if you feel inspired to honor, praise and thank GOD and ask HIM, in the name of JESUS, to Bless this event, please feel free to do soAs far as I know, that's not against the law--yet."
One by one, the people in the stands bowed their heads, held hands with one another and began to pray.
They prayed in the stands.. They prayed in the team huddles. They prayed at the concession stand and they prayed in the Announcer's Box!
The only place they didn't pray was in the Supreme Court of the United States of America- the Seat of "Justice" in the "one nation, under GOD."
Somehow, Kingston , Tennessee Remembered what so many have forgotten. We are given the Freedom OF Religion, not the Freedom FROM Religion.. Praise GOD that HIS remnant remains!
JESUS said, "If you are ashamed of ME before men, then I will be ashamed of you before MY FATHER.."
If you are not ashamed, post this on your profile
I'm not one bit ashamed to post this, Are you?

If Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior, and you want everyone visits/sees your profile to know, copy and paste this into your profile.

List your ten favorite TMNT characters then answer the questions:

1. Fallyn (My OC [My profile, my rules. *troll face*])
2. Raphael
3. Leonardo
4. Splinter
5. Miwa (Karai)
6. Mona Lisa
7. Shredder
8. April
9. Donatello
10. Tiger Claw

What would happen if...
Number one woke you up in bed?
Fallyn: *sneaks into my room with fog horn* *lifts hand* *blows fog horn*
Me: *jumps three feet in the air* FALLYN O'NEIL!!! YOU ARE DEAD!!!
Fallyn: *runs out of room laughing* Love ya too creator!!!

Number three walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: *singing in shower* *hears door open* Hello?
Leo: *blushes bright red* Ta-Tatsuki!?!
Me: What the hell Leo!?!? OUT!!!!!!!!
Leo: Sorry!!! *crashes into door frame while leaving*

Number four announces they're going to propose to number nine tomorrow?
HHHEEEEEEELLLLLLL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *falls over in dead faint*

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you hate racism, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!
(I don't hate gays and lesbians. They are people. We, as Christians, are to love everyone. But that does not mean that we are to love, or support, their lifestyles.)

Thank you Shiane Ventures for below

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not shouting "I am saved" I'm whispering "I was lost! That is why I chose this way."
When I say..."I am a Christian" I don't speak of this with pride. I'm confessing that I stumble and need someone to be my guide.
When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not trying to be strong. I'm professing that I'm weak and pray for strength to carry on.
When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not bragging of success. I'm admitting I have failed and cannot ever pay the debt.
When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not claiming to be perfect, my flaws are too visible but God believes I'm worth it.
When I say..."I am a Christian" I still feel the sting of pain I have my share of heartaches which is why I seek His name.
When I say..."I am a Christian" I do not wish to judge. I have no authority. I only know I'm loved.

-If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile

-I laugh at with religious freaks. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are a 'religious freak' and proud!

Every abortion is just...
One more heart that was stopped
Two more eyes that will never see
Two more hands that will never touch
Two more legs that will never run
One more mouth that will never speak.
Abortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason. If you are against abortion copy and paste!!

From Willowspring1's Profile

Today, we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in the mess of bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

He lived by simple, sound financial policies such as don't spend more than you can earn, and followed reliable life strategies like adults, not children, are in charge. His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment when he kissed a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

He lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. He declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Neosporin, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but couldn't inform parents when a girl became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

He lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, places of worship became places of business, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

He took a beating when a man couldn't defend his family from a burglar in their own home without having to worry about the burglar suing him for assault.

He finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded $3,000,000 when she sued the McDonalds that had given her the offending beverage.

He was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral, because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Thank you Demonpie17 for the following

ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign)

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

I'm not overly suspicious about signs and luck and stuff, but this was actually quite accurate for me, so I reposted it.

For people who HATE stereotypes. Paste to your profile. BOLD the ones that you are.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH (Half), so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (Even if it's floor-length?)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY (No, I am not bragging, I just like my mum's compliments *sheepish*), so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS (for modern society anyways) so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED (American, Irish, German, and English [that I know of]) so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT (Again, not bragging! I'm not that kind of person!), so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERI ENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF (As in my younger siblings), so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I USED TO WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT (Not fucking bragging, My average for the PSAT was 89% higher than other sophomores) ,so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH (Eh...Irish...British...English...oh fuck I don't know!), so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber-sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH (My family is from a line of witches), so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI (and Yuri), so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I Cried Because of This

When you were 1-year-old,
Your mom celebrated the first birthday of you,
You thanked her by crying all day long.

When you were 2 years old,
Your mom started teaching you how to talk,
You thanked her by saying ummmumumumumamamama.

When you were 3 years old,
Your mom brought you to the park,
You thanked her by running around the pond, and chasing the ducks.

When you were 4 years old,
Your mom bought you some toys,
You thanked her by breaking the toys on the next day.

When you were 5 years old,
Your mom bought you a story book and read it to you,
You thanked her by ripping it piece to piece.

When you were 6 years old,
Your mom sent you to the kindergarten, so that you can start making friends,
But you thanked her by fighting with your classmate.

When you were 7 years old,
Your mom made you a very nice lunch for the first day of school,
You thanked her by throwing your foods around the class.

When you were 8 years old,
Your mom handed you an ice cream,
You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old,
She paid for piano lessons,
You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day,
From soccer to football to one birthday party after another,
You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old,
She took you and your friends to the movies,
You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old,
She warned you not to watch certain TV shows,
You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13 years old,
She suggested a haircut that was becoming,
You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp,
You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug,
You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car,
You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call,
You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation,
You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition,
drove you to campus carried your bags.
You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your
wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply
she loved you.
You thanked her by moving halfway across
the country.

When you were 50, she fell ill and
needed you to take care of her.
You thanked her by reading about
the burden parents become to their

And then, one day, she quietly died.
And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on

If you love your MOM & you thank her deeply,
repost this bulletin saying "I Cried Because Of This"

YOUR GUY SIDE: (Bold yours! :D)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats. (Debatable)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Depends how...)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck (they just end up making me cry! :'(
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice. (Depends, if it's girl stuff, hell no!)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night



You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice. (If it's for maths, hell no!)
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (So nice...)
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (Mostly dresses, but I guess that counts)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Around and only once or twice a year
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (About ten to twelve)
You care about what you look like. (Only on Sundays and special occasions)
You like wearing dresses when you can. (Special occasions)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Again, special occasions)
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Do action figures count?)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 14


1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kiaizzle (What the what?)
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Black Dragon
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Evye Buckboard
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Alvkiker (Huh. Not bad.)
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, drink): Silver Palmer
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your dad's middle name): Ivycaks (WTF!?!)
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Dad's middle name): Charles (I'm a girl...-.-)
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Texas (I can live with that)
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Pitaya Sky-dive (Pitaya = Dragonfruit)
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Sapphire Saber (Yes sapphire is a color.)

I found this on XxUsEdXx's profile, so I thought I would try it out.


So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Breath of Life - Florence The Machine

Waking Up: Good Time - Owl City ft. Carly Rae Jepsen

First Day At School: (Let The) Beat Drop - Simon Curtis {O.O}

Falling In Love: Boy Like You - Ke$ha ft. Ashley Tisdale

Fight Song: Sick Of It - Skillet {BRING IT!!!!}

Breaking Up: The Parting Glass - Peter Hollens

Prom night: We R Who We R - Ke$ha {Perfect}

Mental Breakdown: Sick and Twisted Affair - My Darkest Days {Is it just me, or does the band name fit PERFECTLY with the scenario?}

Driving: This Is War - 30 Seconds to Mars

Flashback: No Air - Jordin Sparks ft. Chris Brown {Fitting.}

Getting back together: All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey {Seriously?}

Wedding: I'm Already There - Lonestar {Ah... I'm gonna cry. :'). Yes I'm smiling while I'm crying. Tears of happiness, people!!}

Birth of Child: Caledonia - Lisa Kelly {Beautiful!!!}

Final Battle: Superhero - Simon Curtis {AH HELL YEAH!!!}

Funeral Song: The Last Goodbye - Billy Boyd {I'm NOT crying!!! It's just dust!!!!}

And yes. All of the above are on my playlist. My mom teases my father and I for having the most random playlists on the face of the planet. And... looking back at the above list... I would have to agree with her.

Other Stuff from XxUsEdXx's profile

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

List your top ten favorite characters from any anime and answer the questions!
Byakuya Kuchiki
2. Sebastian Michaelis (EXTREMELY close second.)
3. Tomoe
4. Natsu Dragneel
5. Uryu Ishida
6. Mirajane Strauss
7. Erza Scarlett
8. Asuna Yuki
9. Toshiro Hitsugaya
10. Jushiro Ukitake

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Is there a reason you are interrupting my perfectly peaceful slumber at an unholy hour of the night? (Entirely fake politeness)
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Tomoe would never.
Number 4 announced their's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Uryu is such a sweetheart!!
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
We're both girls. We would just be hanging out with friends.
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
8 got into the hospital somehow?
Unless she's still comatose, not gonna happen.
9 made fun of your friends?
WANNA REPEAT THAT POPSICLE HEAD!?!?!?! *eyes turn black* (By the way, I'm not kidding when I say that my eyes really do turn black when I'm POed. Being 100% legit here.)
10 ignored you all the time?
I have no idea how I would react to that.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Two words: Scatter... Senbonzakura.
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Oh, where to begin... Well, first, he would take me back to the hotel room. Then he would splint my leg, and keep me bedridden till I'm healed. While healing, he'll feed me and tend to my needs... *continues listing things that he would do*
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
That's... a good question. Maybe a hairstick or something like that?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Eat the fire.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Try every possible way to stop me short of being charged with assault.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
Has to be taken to the hospital because she fantasized about our babies too much.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Requip into Purgatory Armor and demand where he lives so she can kill him.
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Cooks me a meal and/or trains with me till I can't stand.
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
Train me, and then show up, pretending he doesn't care, all the while inwardly cheering for me.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Freak out and think I've been possessed by something. Then call Kiyone and Sentaro to hold me down while he and Rukia stuff medicine down my throat, or vise versa. Or something like that.
Or he'll laugh along with me. Duno.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He's strong, drop-dead gorgeous (literally), is an extremely hard shell to crack, loyal to a fault, pretends to not care about anything but himself and following the rules, distances himself from his family, but, in reality, he deeply cares for them and would lay down his life for them in an instant. While the above reasons may sound like negative traits (save for the drop-dead gorgeous part), Byakuya and I are almost identical in that, except I actually tend to have a bit more of a cynical mind. He would level me out and help me see the good side of things, as ironic as that sounds.
Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
You're talking about his soul, right? Please tell me you are.
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Uuuhhhhhhh... well... my mom and I would probably have to break up a fight between him and my dad, but, after that, they'd be cool.
I hope.
Number 4 loves number 2 as well. What does that mean?
If Natsu loves anyone, it's Lucy or Lisanna. Personally, I hope it's Lucy.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Technically speaking, as they are not from the same anime, no. Hypothetically speaking... anything's possible.
5 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Uryu? A player? Did you even WATCH the Soul Society Arc!? He couldn't even look at Orihime without blushing, let alone flirting or anything else!
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
She's jealous.
Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
Assuming she has yet to fall for Kazuto (Kirito for those of you that don't remember his real name)? "Don't worry. You'll find someone soon enough."
Number 9 asks you were you have been all his life.
I haven't been hiding, that's for sure. Maybe you just weren't looking hard enough.
You see number 10 in front of a mirror, you say?
You okay? You're not coughing up blood again, are you?

That was fun!! I need to find more of these.

1. YOUR COWBOY NAME: (Your middle name and your fav season) Evye Winter. {Sweet!}
2. YOUR GOD/GODDESS NAME: (The first 3 letters of your first name. - Ina If you're a girl, - Octus if you're a boy) Kiaina. {Pretty.}
3. YOUR SECRET SPY NAME: (One of your parent's middle name and fav fruit) Annabelle Kiwi
4. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (Your fav flower and hair color) Rose Brown
5. YOUR POET NAME: (3rd and 4th letters of your first name and last name of favourite writer) Vetolkien {That makes no sense}
6. YOUR VILLIAN NAME: (fav food and number - spelt -) Curry Twenty-Five {Weird.}
7. YOUR GANGSTER NAME: (first four letters of your name izzle) Kianizzle. {Makes no sense.}
8. YOUR TRIBAL NAME: (Your favorite element a plant) Blood Rose {Don't judge me.}

Thank you ChaoticCrazy

If you have ever been laughed at for being a Star Wars fan, then swore at the person in mando'a (or huttuse or any other Star Wars language), driving them crazy since you're the only one in school who knows what it means(I swear, it's funny...I've done this once!), copy and paste this into your profile.

It is the Soldier, not the minister
Who has given us freedom of religion.

It is the Soldier, not the reporter
Who has given us freedom of the press.

It is the Soldier, not the poet
Who has given us freedom of speech.

It is the Soldier, not the campus organizer
Who has given us freedom to protest.

It is the Soldier, not the lawyer
Who has given us the right to a fair trial.

It is the Soldier, not the politician
Who has given us the right to vote.

It is the Soldier who salutes the flag,
Who serves beneath the flag,
And whose coffin is draped by the flag,
Who allows the protester to burn the flag.

Repost this if you support our military and recognize the sacrifices they make every day to uphold our Constitutional rights.

Stuff I found on DaisyErina's profile, who was one of my inspirations for my CharacterXReader fics. I read her story on Quotev. She is called Daisy Erina there, and has a wonderful Avengers-X-Reader Oneshot fic. Go read it! It's worth it!

Number your 12 favorite Ouran characters and answer the questions. NO CHEATING!!!

1. Kyoya (Yes. I'm a sucker for the Cool type. Deal with it.)
2. Takashi, aka Mori (The Strong Silent type is a close second though.)
3. Tamaki (I'll admit it. He's hot. And can be quite sweet when he wants to be.)
4. Mitsukini, aka Honey (Too... Kawai... Must... hug... GLOMP!)
5. Hikaru (Only reason he's number five? He sounds like English Natsu. I couldn't choose otherwise.)
6. Kaoru
7. Haruhi
8. Kanako (She's just adorable.)
9. Tohru (What?)
10. Usa-chan (The bunny was just too adorable to resist.)
11. Shiro (He reminds me of my youngest brother. Scarily so.)
12. Kotoko (We never officially meet her in the anime, but see if I care. I don't.)

1) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?
Nope. I can't see that happening at all. And, even if there was one out there, I prefer Kaoru with Haruhi.

2) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
He's adorable.

3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Can't happen. They're both girls.

4) Do you recall any fics about 9?
Honestly, no. I'm still rather new to the Ouran fandom.

5) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

6) 5/9 or 5/10?
Hikaru/Tohru or Hikaru/Usa-chan? Uh... Usa is a bunny, and Tohru is a guy.

7) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
Haruhi... walking in on Takashi having sex with her mom? First of all, Kotoko is dead. Second of all, even if she wasn't, that would never happen.

8) What would happen in a 3/11 fanfic?
Tamaki and Shiro... piano practice. That's all.

9) Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Not that I know of. That would be kind of cute, now that I think of it, though.

10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
A Mother's Love Never Fades.

11) What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?
No such plot. Not even thinking about it.

12) Which partner is for 3?
Tamaki? Haruhi. Hands down.

13) How would you draw 11?
Him with Hina playing on a grand piano.

14) Would you write a 2/4/5 fic?
Hell to the no. Not a chance.

15) What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?
Nothing. He's a bunny.

16) If you wrote a songfic about 8 what would you use?
You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift.

17) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Not gonna happen. If by some twist of fate my mind was twisted into writing one... yeah I can't even begin to think of one.

18) What might be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2.

19) If 4 was pregnant who would you expect to be the father.
Honey is a guy. He can't get pregnant.

20) If 1 saw 6 curled up in a corner, what would you expect them to do or say?
"Kaoru? Where is Hikaru? Is there something wrong?"

21) If 1 had an extreme caffeine rush, what would you do?
Stare at him like he was a complete lunatic. Maybe knock him out. Yeah. I'd just knock him out.

22) If you caught 3 and 9 in a closet together, what would you do?
Tamaki and Tohru? Stare... and then drag Tamaki out by his ear.

23) By the way, I set you up on a date with 8.
Kanako? I'M NOT GOING!!!

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
4. Put any comments in parenthesis after the song name.

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
Crush by David Archuleta (Yeah... pretty much.)

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?
This is War by 30 Seconds to Mars (Not kidding. I hate mornings.)

3. Your teacher is...
Life of the Party by Shawn Mendes (Well... she is my mom... I guess that works.)

4. What's written on your classroom's billboard?
Stronger by Kelly Clarkson (I don't have a billboard, and I don't have a classroom.)

5. How would you describe your next-door neighbors?
18 Years by Daughtry (I guess that fits.)

6. What would your best friend say about you?
True Colors by Celtic Woman (Actually, that's pretty accurate.)

7. How do you feel right now?
Just Dance by Lady Gaga (Again, accurate.)

8. What's on your bedside table right now?
Yasuharu Takanashi Fairy Tail main theme (I do have a sketch book with a drawing of Team Natsu in it on my bedside table. Weird.)

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Sick of It by Skillet (Yes. I am sick of mornings.)

10. When you open your wardrobe, you see...
Who Says by Selena Gomez (Who says I can't dress the way I want to?)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Waiting for Superman by Daughtry (I've actually never been to a concert.)

12. If you had to write a fanfic right now, what would it be called?
Breath of Life by Florence The Machine (That's actually a pretty good name.)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show is...
Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again from Phantom of the Opera (If I could hit those notes, I absolutely would.)

14. Your life's theme song?
Here I Am by Bryan Adams

15. How would you describe what you are doing at this moment?
My Songs Know What You Did in The Dark by Fall Out Boys

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?
Let the Beat Drop by Simon Curtis (Why the hell would I jump off a building!?!)

17. Your motto is...
Angel With a Shotgun by The Cab (My boyfriend calls me his angel with a shotgun.)

18. If you could buy anything in the world, you would buy...
Battleships by Daughtry (AH HELL YEAH!!! COME AT ME!!!!)

19. What did you dream about last night?
Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney

20. Any Last Words?
We Own It by 2 Chainz (Bet yo butt I own it. ;P)

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.
f you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.
If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.

Answer random questions of the day
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Ouran High School Host Club

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
18:20, or 6:20 PM for all ya'll that don't use military time.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My brother watching Brother Bear 2.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This morning. Dumping out dishwater.

8. Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?
KitsuneClouds' profile for more cool stuff.

9. What are you wearing?
Blue bike shorts and a black tank top.

10. Did you dream last night?

11. When did you last laugh?
20 minutes ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you're in?
Paint, a calendar, and a map.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
No, not really.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
A way to be unbored.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Avengers: Age of Ultron.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Ooh... good question. Let's see... a massive Victorian style house, some fancy clothes, OH! and a new computer. Definitely a new computer.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I'm a huge otaku.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Human trafficking.

19. Do you like to dance?

20. George Bush?
Don't talk to me about him.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

22. Imagine you first child is a boy, what do you call him?

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Already have. Multiple times.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates.
"Well done, my good and faithful servant."

Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--
1.) Hug her from behind.
2.) Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3.) When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4.) Cuddle with her.
5.) Don't force her to do ANYTHING!
6.) Write little notes.
7.) Compliment her.
8.) When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9.) Say I love you...and MEAN IT!
10). Brush the hair out of her eyes
11). Comfort her when she cries.
12.) Love her with all your heart

Girls- C&P this if you think its sweet.
Guys- C&P this if you would do any of it

Rules : Get your Ipod/MP3, put it on shuffle, then answer each question. NO CHEATING!
Take it Off. (Merp. I AM NOT A PERV!!!!!)

Alive (Well duh.)

Broken Arrows. (Well alright then.)

Circus. (To be in, to have, or to go to? I'm going with all of them.)

Blow me Away. (With what? My dazzling good looks or my kickass martial arts skills? ... I think I just pulled a Yumichika.)

Rock Show. (So what if I like blaring my music?! You don't have to come into my room ya know!!)

Monster. (Uh... okay then.)

Clarity. (You obviously have no idea about my love life, do you? It's anything but clear.)

Fight Song. (Uh... the lead up to that is "Your theme song is".)

Animal I Have Become. (Well... depends on what kind of animal.)

Haunted. (More like "You have two seconds to get away from my friends before I kick your sorry ass to New Jersey.") (What? So I'm protective.)

Shenandoah. (That would be amazing, especially since this is the Peter Hollens cover.)

Edge of Night. (Uh... sure.)

The Hanging Tree. (Like hell it is.)

Nella Fantasia. (That makes no sense.)

Hold Me. (Uh... kay?)

Courtesy Call. (Nope. Guess again.)

You Raise Me Up. (Not bad.)

Angel of Darkness. (HAHA!! That's awesome!)

Angel with a Shotgun. (So I'm a darkness angel with a shotgun? Cool.)

Time of Dying. (Time for this quiz to die? Well, it is over. I guess works.)

Mentally ill test:

I am 84 mentally ill

You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
X You have ran into a glass/screen door.
X You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
X You have run into a tree/bush.
You have been called a blond.


X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
X You have choked on your own spit.


You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You type with three fingers or less.
You have accidentally caught something on fire.
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
You have caught yourself drooling.


X You have fallen asleep in class.
X Sometimes you just stop thinking.
X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
People often shake their heads and walk away from you
You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'


X You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have eaten a bug accidentally
X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.


You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
You break a lot of things.
X You tilt your head when you're confused.
X You have fallen out of your chair before.
X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
X The word "um" is used frequently.
X You don't know what "um" means.
X You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.



NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am _ Mentally ill.

Oh anime! anime! Where would we be?
If your presence not grace us ever so fully?
I know just what to do;we should propose a grand toast!
The grandest of toast with your preferred host!

Now young and fair girls, come one and come all!
Pick a partner to take to our anime ball!
We have every character; just tell us your type:
Height, eyes, hair color, and favorite plight

Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings?
Who commands respect with all the awesomeness he brings?
The person in charge who knows just what to do?
Until rejected he goes to his emo corner to cry: boo hoo!

Or is the smart one the way you will go?
He smiles up front, he puts on quite a show!
No problem too big for him, the solutions are quite clear!
But a darker side will show if you get too near.

And then we have the twins, who are rarely apart.
Could it be incest or brotherly heart?
Mischevious, impish, the troublesome lot
They differ in some ways, just don't ask me what.

Perhaps the strong silent man suits you best?"
Barely a word ever escapes from his chest.
You may feel he's no emotion as life passes by
Dare offend his friends, and you can expect you will fly!

But may haps the cute little boy with the cake?
Looks pure as a doll and you may fear he might break.
Do not be decieved his age is more than he appears.
And he knows kung-foo. Whoa! Watch out little dears!

Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite?
Who will smile, take orders, and won't put up a fight.
He listens, counsels, and importantly deems.
But is everything with him just as it seems?

What if you're a guy, who wishes a girl or two?
I think we might round up something for you.
Although our Host Club is comprised of guys
A woman's touch is at work beneath your eyes.

Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud.
The manager can always catch quite a crowd!
The fortitude for more to go above and beyond!
No one knows what she thinks or who she is fond.

And another you may find, with mind as open as can be.
A poor little girl that can set the rich free.
Although, go after her and you'll hear Tamaki scream:
"If you touch my Haruhi, it is you I will cream!"

Choose anyone;our doors are open for you!
This is the night for your dreams to come true!
Your desired host is yours, providing you pay.
But none of you are commoners so you should be okay.

Post this poem on your profile if you love Ouran! [This is beautiful!]

Tamaki Prince Type:
You are French
X You’re a very romantic person
You flirt a lot with girls/boys.
Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.
You're overly eccentric in everything you do.
X You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings
Your birthday is April 8th
X You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.
Total: 3 (Not surprised.)

Kyoya Cool Type:
X You wear glasses
X You are known for being "evil"
X Your favorite foods are anything spicy
X You excel in everything you do
Your birthday is November 22.
X You hate waking up in the morning.
X You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit (Mostly)
Total: 6 (Told ya I'm a sucker for the cool type. I am one! As they say, 'Takes one to know one.')

Honey Boy Lolita Type:
You're the shortest out of your friends.
X You love cakes and sweets.
X You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.
X You are/have taken a martial arts class
You are close to your cousins.
You look a lot younger than you are.
You're born on February 29th
Your favorite subject is math
Total: 3 (Figures.)

Mori Strong & Silent Type:
You're the tallest out of your friends
X You only talk when you need to (Or are forced by people that will not be mentioned. *cough*Mother*cough*)
X You're protective of people you care for.
X You favorite food is Japanese food.
X When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.
Your birthday is May 5th
X You're not much of a leader but more of a follower (Depends on the situation)
Total: 5 (Told you Strong, Silent Type was a close second.)

Hikaru Devil Type:
X You and your sibling have a strong bond
X You're a very cynical person.
You like to mess with your sibling
X You're the oldest sibling
Your birthday is June 9th
X You like Italian food (Meh. I would prefer spicy or Japanese.)
You get jealous easily
X You don't make friends easily
Total: 5 (Well... I have been called a devil before.)

Kaoru Devil Type:
You like to play games
X Favorite subject, English
You enjoy cosplay
X You're nicer than your siblings (Just not to them)
Your birthday is June 9th
X You're very forgiving (Sometimes)
X You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy (Only for little kids)
You like playing tricks on people
Total: 5 (Again. I have been called a devil before.)

Haruhi Natural Type:
X You don't care about trivial things like appearance (but I care more than Haruhi does)
X You're tight with money
X You get along with guys well
X You're blunt about everything (So much so it gets me in trouble. Do I care? Nope.)
X You're an excellent cook.
X You have a hard time understanding love
Your birthday is February 4th
X People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily
Total: 7 (Yeah. I can see that. The Cool Type is my darker side. *laughs evilly*)

Thank you lolitathegoddessorca860 for the following contributions

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it.

If you think shipping wars are stupid and pointless and wish they would just stop copy this onto your profile

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (It depends on what I'm shopping for and who I'm with.)
Sad movies suck. (That's dependent on the plot.)
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice. (Except for a few obviously female issues.)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
You like Reptiles and Amphibian
You like bugs some of them
You like Dragons. (Obviously.)
You like Dinosaurs and other Prehistoric animals.
You like adventure.
You like Boxing.
You like Wrestling.
You like Cars and other vehicles.
You like Machinery.
You like Adventure Time, Regular Show, Johnny Test, and The Amazing World of Gumball
You like Scooby-Doo
You like Looney Tunes
You like Aliens
You like Guns and other weapons.
You like Explosions Blood and Gore in real life.
You like James Bond
You like Ed Edd n' Eddy
You like Nicktoons
You like G.I. Joe and Transformers
You like The Army or Navy
You like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
You like Swearing (I wouldn't say like, but more along the lines of I don't have a problem with it.)
You like rap metal rock and Grunge music. (Rap depends on the lyrics, I prefer alternative rock, metal's cool [again depending on the lyrics, and I've never heard Grunge, so I couldn't tell you.)
You like Fighting
You like the The Simpsons
You like King of the Hill and other Mike Judge stuff
You like Rated R Movies
You like Family Guy and other Seth MacFarlane stuff
You like Bob's Burgers
You like Duck Dynasty
You like Muppets
You like gross stuff
You like cool stuff
You like Monsters
You like Superheros
You like Robots
You like dogs
You like action stuff
You like scary or creepy stuff
You like slimy stuff
You like Arachnids
You like south park and other stuff made by the same people
You like inappropriate stuff
You like horror movies
You like science
You like science fiction movies
You like technology and tools
You like Shōnen and Seinen anime and manga
You like comic books
You like to get dirty
You like hot wheels
You like Godzilla
You want to be a cop
You like video games
You want to be in the Army or Navy


You wear lip gloss
You love to shop. (Depends on what I'm shopping for and who I'm with.)
You wear eyeliner. (Occasionally.)
You wear the color pink.
You go to your mom for advice.
You wear chapstick.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I'm assuming dresses count as well.)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (Less than or equal to.)
You care about what you look like. (To an extent.)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
You like hearts
You like flowers
You like cute stuff
You like romance (What girl doesn't?)
You like hello kitty
You like unicorns
You like glitter
You like butterflies
You like fancy sparkly pretty stuff
You like dress up games
You like rainbows
You like winx club
You like care bears
You like ever after high
You like my little pony
You like monster high
You like barbie
You like Fairies
You like Sleepovers
You like Gossiping
You like The Powerpuff Girls Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi My Life as a Teenage Robot Kim Possible
You like Bratz
You like Polly Pocket Littlest Pet Shop
You like magic
You like sad stuff
You like shoujo and josei anime and manga
You like anything with emotional stuff
You like chick flicks
You like drama stuff
You like Sabrina The Teenage Witch
You like Princesses
You like Pop Music ballad music love songs sad songs or any emotional song or any girly song
You like Cats
You like Fashion
(Depends on the fashion)
You like to dance
You like to sing
You like ballad
You like Otome games
You like dating sims
You like any girly game
You like a lot of fairy tales
You like betty boop
You like to say clean
You like sanrio stuff
You want to be a nurse or docter or something about careing for others
You like to cook
You are great at cooking
You want to be a fashion designer jewelry maker or purfume maker
You like gardening dont know
You want to be a housewife
Ha! Still a tomboy!

Most Girls Don't Realize This:
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry that I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; and not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out, you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize...I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all:
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared...
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough Balls to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
I changed it to 'Most Girls Don't Realize These Things' because I am one of the few girls left in the world that has never had a boyfriend, has never had sex, and is proud of it. I am the girl who watches her friends go through breakups and seeing them broken down over and over again, crying their eyes out because they thought that he was the "one", even though they had said that multiple times before. I am the girl that listens as they gripe to their other friends or me. I am the girl on the outside who is able to see what is going on inside. I am the one who is able to see who really cares about them. I am the one that has to step in and show them just what, and who, they really want. Who they really want to be with. What I find to be very sad is that they always say the same thing...

I never knew.

Thank you Blue Ninja Girl for the following contribution

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
You own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You LOVE Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total: 6 (Okay.)

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total: 1

You can skateboard.
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total: 0 (Yeah... not surprised at all.)

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band. (Does singing count?)
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick/on a trip.
Total: 8 (Makes sense.)

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total: 4

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or a lot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total: 1

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 4

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total: 8 (Totally saw that coming.)

So I'm an athletic geek who has a preppy side. Yeah that sounds like me. ;P

Thank you drawnoncatwhiskers for the following contribution

Pick your birth month

Italic anything that doesn't apply to you
Bold anything that apply to you
Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath.

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive (Not usually, at least) Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Money cautious.

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn how not to show emotions.

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds . Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. )

Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense.Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring Loves to make friends.

Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic (not that much). Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive (I used to be). Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around (For some people). Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious.Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved.Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending.Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

Life of the Party

1. Turn your iTunes or iPod on shuffle.
2. For each question press next and that’s your answer.

1. What’s your motto?
What I've Done - Linkin Park (I've done what I've done. Deal with it.)

2. What do your friends think of you?
If Everyone Cared - Nickelback (Why do I feel like this fits?)

3. What do you think about often?
If Today Was Your Last Day - Nickelback (Uh... alright then.)

4. What is 22?
Bring Me To Life - Evanescence (Okay then.)

5. What do you think of your best friend?
Breath of Life - Florence The Machine (He so is.)

6. What do you think about the person you like?
I'll Fight - Daughtry (That suits him.)

7. What is your life story?
New Divide - Linkin Park (Surprisingly, that works too.)

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Angel With A Shotgun - The Cab (I'm sensing a theme here.)

9. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Firework - Katy Perry (Yep. Definitely a theme going on here.)

10. What do your parents think of you?
Warrior - Ke$ha (Yeah that fits. Perfectly.)

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?
The Coast of Galiçia - Celtic Woman (That would be fun.)

12. What will they play at your funeral?
The Last Goodbye - Peter Hollens (Wow. Just... wow.)

13. What is your hobby/interest?
Fight Song - Rachel Platten (Well, I am a martial artist, so that works.)

14. What is your biggest secret?
Angel of Darkness - Alex C (Am I? Or am I not? ;})

15. What do you think of your friends?
Here I Am - Bryan Adams (Yes, yes you are there. :D)

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?
Traitor - Daughtry (I become a traitor? Or am I betrayed?)

17. How will you die?
I Don't Wanna Die - Hollywood Undead (PPHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's awesome!!!!)

18. What is the one thing you'll regret?
Losing My Mind - Daughtry (How can I regret it if I don't remember it?)

19. What makes you laugh?
Haunted - Evanescence (I do haunt, and I do find it amusing.)

20. What makes you cry?
Notes/Twisted Every Way - Phantom of the Opera (Well... the scene does bring tears to my eyes.)

21. Will you ever get married?
Now We Are Free - Lisa Kelly (Well... it does say we.)

22. What scares you the most?
Who Says - Selena Gomez (Who says I'm scared!?)

23. Does anyone like you?
Lost in You - Three Days Grace (I'll take that as a yes.)

24. If you could go back in time and change one thing what would you change?
Heart Attack - Demi Levato (I've never had a heart attack, but I would like to change it if I did.)

25. What hurts the most?
Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again - Phantom of the Opera (That works...)

26. What will you post this as?
Life of the Party - Shawn Mendes (Your wish is my command, quiz thingy.)

Thank you Pinkithai!!!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy ad paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe rap & hip hop can give you ear cancer, copy and paste this into your profile. (Just rap. I don't really like rap)

95% of all teens would panic if they saw Edward Cullen/Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus/other on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5% that would grab some popcorn, drag over a chair, and shout: "DO A FLIP!" (I would be videotaping the whole thing.)

If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I actually want to have a really long one XD)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal! Saying that you are normal is odd! If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (I'm the Carrot)

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and fights the urge to slap those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you've been on your phone/computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

3 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Congratulations on getting this far! You must be really bored! Or you like my profile. Either one is good for me. ;])

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If you have ever gotten temporary memory loss and then suddenly remember at a total random moment, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have OOFS (Over-Obsessive Fangirl Syndrome) and are proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Month One
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you are against abortion, post this in your profile.

THE HETALIA PERSONALITY GAME!!!! (I've actually never seen Hetalia, but I plan to see it as soon as I finish rewatching Ouran Host Club.)
*insert star* North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
X You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
You're very happy-go-lucky
You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
X You're a good artist (So I've been told.)
X You can be clumsy at times
You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
You would surrender in a war situation
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano) - Result: [ 3/10 ]

Germany (Ludwig)
X You're very stoic and serious
Sausages are your favorite foods.
X You like to walk dogs/your dog
Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
X You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
X You work very hard (At times)
Your alone time is your 'happy time'
X You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
You've had issues with money once or twice
Germany (Ludwig) - Result: [ 5/10 ]

Japan (Kiku Honda)
X You're mature
You think everything over before saying it
You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
You isolated yourself during childhood
You became very successful in a short amount of time
You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
X You can seem cold/aloof to other people
X You're good at practical tasks
X You need time to adjust to new people
Japan (Kiku Honda) - Result: [ 4/10 ]

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
You love hamburgers
You think you're awesome
You love to invent things
X You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
X You can seem to be very brash to other people
X You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
You're terrified of ghosts
You know aliens exist
You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
X You wear glasses
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) - Result: [ 4/10 ] (Seriously? I expected way more.)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
X You like tea
X You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid (Still am. ;P)
X You're very sarcastic and cynical
Your cooking is awful
You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
You have tried doing black magic before
X You get drunk quite easily. (One sip. That's all it takes, and then I'm bent over the sink.)
When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
X You're good at embroidery
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) - Result: [ 5/10 ] (Really?)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)
X You're very affectionate
You think you have a great fashion sense
You like wine
You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
X You love red roses
When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
You're very proud of yourself
X You love culture and the arts
You're very flamboyant
You say you're a gourmet
France (Francis Bonnefoy) - Result: [ 3 /10 ] (I can live with that.)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)
You had a very sad childhood.
You're very tall
X You have a tendency to switch between personalities (Two sides, one coin.)
You wear a scarf all the time
You love sunflowers
You love vodka
X You can seem intimidating to other people
X You're very strong
You have a big nose
X You have a strange laugh that can scare people
Russia (Ivan Braginski) - Result: [ 4/10 ] (I'm sensing a pattern here.)

China (Wang Yao)
X You're very mature
You're very superstitious
X You're very religious
You love pandas
X You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
You love Hello Kitty
X You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
X You work hard
X You're good at drawing (Again, so I've been told.)
X You like sweets
China (Wang Yao) - Result: [ 7/10 ] (O.O I did not see that coming.)

Canada (Matthew Williams)
X You're often ignored by people (When I want to)
You look younger than you actually are
You love hockey
X You love polar bears
You hate fighting
You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
You often get mistaken for someone else
You feel under-appreciated
X You're bilingual
You always carry a bear with you
Canada (Matthew Williams) - Result: [ 3/10 ]

You smoke.
X You're very physically strong.
X You've won a lot of fist-fights.
X In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
X You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
X You like hot weather.
X You can be very friendly from time to time.
You look very tough on the outside.
X You make a very nice role-model
You don't let people get a word in edgewise
Cuba - Result: [ 7/10 ] (What the what?)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
X You are very well-raised.
X You're polite. (When I want to be.)
You love classical music.
X You like cake.
You have a mole on your face.
X You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
You've composed music before.
X You tend to call people 'morons'.
X You wear glasses
Austria (Roderich Edelstein) - Result: [ 6/10 ]

Hungary (Elizavéta Hédeváry)
X You have a potty mouth. (Only when I'm PO-ed.)
X You like to wear flowers in your hair. (When the occasion calls for it.)
X You used to be a very tough kid. (Still am.)
X You're very reliable.
X It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy. (Oh you know it.)
X You're very faithful.
X Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
X You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
Hungary (Elizavéta Hédeváry) - Result: [ 8/10 ] (Alright. What the hell is going on here?)

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
X You're quite mean-spirited. (I prefer cynical.)
You're a bit of a hooligan.
X You're very loyal.
X You're very good at tactics.
You hate Russia.
X You love to fight people.
You can avoid marriages quite well.
You're not always taken seriously.
You like drinking.
X You want to become stronger.
Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt) - Result: [ 5/10 ]

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
X You're very loyal.
X You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
X You're very serious.
X You have a lot of patience. (Most of the time)
You think too much about philosophical stuff.
You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
You're not very confident.
X You were quite rebellious as a child. (Still am.)
People tend to walk all over you.
You're a born worrier.
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) - Result: [ 5/10 ]

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
You're very flamboyant.
You're quite hyperactive.
You can be quite goofy.
When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
You're very wary of strangers.
X It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
X However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
X You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
You love pansies and corn-poppies
You get up to lots of crazy antics
Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz) - Result: [ 3/10 ]

Spain (Antonio F. Carriedo)
You tend to like tomatoes
X You have two close friends who you're with most of the time
You're obnoxious at points
You can be very perverted at points
Cheerful Country Bumpkin! but the next minute your serious
Despite all your hardships, you remain optimistic and passionate
X You have dark secrets
X You use magic
X You're loyal
X Fond of children (Turn that perverted, and I'll show you just how dark my secrets are.)
Spain (Antonio F. Carriedo) - Result: [ 5/10 ]

Romano (Lovino Vargas)
X Stubborn
X You have secrets but you tend to keep them away from others
Emotional most of the time
You have an Italian curl
X You tend to threaten people
You like to be the Seme
You usually hate parenting
X You like to cook but hate the criticism or people in "your" kitchen
You can never find the bathroom in people's houses
X You've cried in the past month
Romano (Lovino Vargas) - Result: [ 5/10 ]

So I'm like Hungary, with China and Cuba vying for second? Weird. Guess I have to watch Hetalia now.

Stuff from NIGHTANGEL21's profile

Honestly, I don't believe in this kind of stuff at all. I just thought it was funny, because it was actually true on most points.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
Honestly... black.
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
Don't have one, but just for the hell of it... 25.
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
I can't not say California, considering I live here and all.
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
I'm going to go with Lake.
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
I wish... for a horse. (Hey. It said realistic.)

Are you done?
If so, scroll down

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive. (Yeah that's me.)
Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (Yes. Yes I do.)
You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend. (Yep.)
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure. (Oh yeah.)
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! (That would be very nice.)

Again, not superstitious or anything. I just thought it was remarkably accurate.

Thank you CherryBloom123 for this!

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO, Kagome-Loves-Kouga, Jessica01, Jidt, Horseluvr14, I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoon,Timmylover,Silent Phantom gal, Clockwork's Apprentice, GoldGuardian2418, CherryBloom123, Tatsuki Vermilion

Thank you to UltimateMalfunction for the following!

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between:
"to" and "too"
"their", "they're", and "there"
"your" and "you're"
"whose" and "who's"
Plurals and possessives

If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

I, Tatsuki Vermilion, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and like 3 reviews...

Thank you Destiny's Prophet!! You're totally right, by the way.

FANFICTION'S VERY OWN UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those dumbass senators and representatives and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), gaaraofthefunk13 (USA), Brave Little Lion (Canada), TearsOnTheRiver(USA), TenebrisSagittarius (Mexico), youllbeinmyheart1997(USA) DixieChicrules123 (Wales), Destiny's Prophet ('Merica), Tatsuki Vermilion (Land of the Free, Home of the Brave)

Thank you angel897!!

Women are meant to be loved, not understood.

Damm fate & destiny, Damm doors & windows, Make a hole through the wall & bring the world down to it's knees & make it your own.

I've got a chip on my shoulder, And a halo on my head I'm an angel with an attitude And my favorite color's red. (I have no idea what this means, but I thought it was funny.)

When something goes wrong, find a way to right it.

To love & hate, to feel anger, sadness & joy. They all shape us into stronger people.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend until you turn your back & they put a dagger through it.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned but only god & the devil know what a pregnant woman is capable of. (Amen to that!)

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says "Oh Shit, She's up"

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, bit it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

I'd tell you to go to hell but I work there & wouldn't want to see you everyday. (Not really. Or do I? /;})

Falling is easy. Pulling Yourself back onto your feet is the hard part.

Work like you don't need the money. Dance like no on is watching. And love like you've never been hurt. Mark Twain

Just be yourself because the people who mind don't matter and the people who matter don't mind. Dr.Seuss

Time never really heals no mater what they say

There are not many woman with chivalrous spirits matching those of men... (True that.)

You either put up or shut up!

You're just jealous that the voices talk to me!

We cannot be alone for all our lives, we must reach out in the hope that someone will reach back.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if you're a Ninja!

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horoscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

For strong women" by: marge pierce

A strong woman is a woman who is straining.
A strong woman is a woman standing
on tiptoe and lifting a barbell
while trying to sing Boris Godunov.
A strong woman is a woman at work
cleaning out the cesspool of the ages,
and while she shovels, she talks about
how she doesn't mind crying, it opens
the ducts of the eyes, and throwing up
develops the stomach muscles, and
she goes on shoveling with tears
in her nose.

A strong woman is a woman in whose head
a voice is repeating, I told you so,
ugly, bad girl, bitch, nag, shrill, witch,
ballbuster, nobody will ever love you back,
why aren't you feminine, why aren't
you soft, why aren't you quiet, why
aren't you dead?

A strong woman is a woman determined
to do something others are determined
not be done. She is pushing up on the bottom
of a lead coffin lid. She is trying to raise
a manhole cover with her head, she is trying
to butt her way through a steel wall.
Her head hurts. People waiting for the hole
to be made say, hurry, you're so strong.

A strong woman is a woman bleeding
inside. A strong woman is a woman making
herself strong every morning while her teeth
loosen and her back throbs. Every baby,
a tooth, midwives used to say, and now
every battle a scar. A strong woman
is a mass of scar tissue that aches
when it rains and wounds that bleed
when you bump them and memories that get up
in the night and pace in boots to and fro.

A strong woman is a woman who craves love
like oxygen or she turns blue choking.
A strong woman is a woman who loves
strongly and weeps strongly and is strongly
terrified and has strong needs. A strong woman is strong
in words, in action, in connection, in feeling;
she is not strong as a stone but as a wolf
suckling her young. Strength is not in her, but she
enacts it as the wind fills a sail.

What comforts her is others loving
her equally for the strength and for the weakness
from which it issues, lightning from a cloud.
Lightning stuns. In rain, the clouds disperse.
Only water of connection remains,
flowing through us. Strong is what we make
each other. Until we are all strong together,
a strong woman is a woman strongly afraid

I hear the wind call your name
It calls me back home again
It sparks up the fire - a flame that still burns
Oh it's to you I'll always return
I still feel your breath on my skin
I hear your voice deep within
The sound of my lover - a feeling so strong
It's to you - I'll always belong

Now I know it's true
My every road leads to you
And in the hour of darkness darlin'
Your light gets me through

Wanna swim in your river - be warmed by your sun
Bathe in your waters - cos you are the one
I can't stand the distance - I can't dream alone
I can't wait to see you - Ya I'm on my way home

Oh I hear the wind call your name
The sound that leads me home again
It sparks up the fire - a flame that still burns
Oh, it's to you - I will always return

—Lyrics from I Will Always Return, by Bryan Adams

"To spare oneself from grief at all cost can be achieved only at the price of total detachment, which excludes the ability to experience happiness"

You see, Doctor, God didn't kill that little girl.
Fate didn't butcher her and destiny didn't feed her to those dogs.
If God saw what any of us did that night he didn't seem to mind.
From then on I knew…God doesn't make the world this way. We do.
-Rorschach from The Watchmen

A Birth Certificate shows that we were born
A Death Certificate shows that we died
Pictures show that we live!
Have a seat. Relax . . .
And read this slowly.

I Believe...
That just because two people argue,
It doesn't mean they don't love each other.
And just because they don't argue,
It doesn't mean they do love each other.

I Believe...
That we don't have to change friends if
We understand that friends change.

I Believe...
That no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you,
every once in a while
and you must forgive them for that.

I Believe...
That true friendship continues to grow,
even over the longest distance.

Same goes for true love.

I Believe...
That you can do something in an instant
That will give you heartache for life.

I Believe...
That it's taking me a long time
To become the person I want to be.

I Believe...
That you should always leave loved ones with Loving words.

It may be the last time you see them.

I Believe...
That you can keep going long after you think you can't.

I Believe...
That we are responsible for what
We do, no matter how we feel.

I Believe...
That either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I Believe...
That heroes are the people
who do what has to be done
when it needs to be done,

regardless of the consequences.

I Believe...
That my best friend and I

can do anything or nothing
and have the best time..

I Believe...
That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones to help
you get back up

I Believe...
That sometimes when I'm angry
I have the right to be angry, but that
doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I Believe...
That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had
And what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've

I Believe...
That it isn't always enough,
to be forgiven by others.

Sometimes, you have to learn
to forgive yourself.

I Believe...
That no matter how bad
your heart is broken,

the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I Believe...
That our background and circumstances
may have influenced who we are, but,
we are responsible for who we become.

I Believe...
That you shouldn't be
so eager to find out a secret.
It could change your life forever.

I Believe...
Two people can look at the exact same
Thing and see something totally different.

I Believe...
That your life can be changed
in a matter of hours
by people who don't even know you.

I Believe...
That even when you think
you have no more to give,
When a friend cries out to you,
you will find the strength to help.

I Believe...
That credentials on the wall
do not make you a decent human being.

I Believe...
That the people you care about
most in life
are taken from you too soon.

I Believe...
That you should send this to
all of the people that you believe in.

I just did.

'The happiest of people don't necessarily have
the best of everything;
They just make the most of everything they have.

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.
"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

I love my mother!

If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. (And 32 to smile while slapping someone. /;P)

Spell your name and see what it means:
A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: has gorgeous eyes
F: really wild and crazy, adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: loving and caring
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: hyperactive
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broadminded
X: never let people tell u what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and sweet at times

T: Very good kisser
A: Hot
T: Very good kisser
S: Cute
U: Is very sexual
K: Really silly
I: Loves to laugh and smile

Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings,
we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.

They say if you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it was meant to be. What happens when it comes back and you foolishly push it away, right into the arms of the man you think will be better for her? She runs right into his arms, that's what. And you are left heartbroken, shattered, and alone. Volturi Swan and Dr Carlisle Cullen/ by:VMIH930

Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases. Chinese Proverb

If you believe in Jesus Christ as your savior put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. 96 percent of adults in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this into your profile

Thank you Obsidian Composer!!

Wanna see a girl scared out of her mind, but managing to hide it?
Wanna see a girl with crazy friends who sometimes act like she's not there?
Wanna see a girl who has no hope in love because she's read to many cliche moments?
Wanna see a girl who laughs and hides behind her craziness so no one can see broken glass?
Wanna see a girl bubbly and bright, but wears dark colors?
You're looking straight at her.

Thanks CupcakeFlake!

Put these in your profile if you love to laugh!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours. Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia? I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face. Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together? Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated. At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep, huh? Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.

"You have to look within yourself to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self reveal itself." - Zuko, trying to quote Iroh.
"Sometimes, clouds have two sides, a dark and light, with a silver lining in between. Kind of like a silver sandwich. So when life seems tough...take a bite out of the silver sandwich." -Zuko, again trying to quote his uncle.
"You can't quit because you're afraid you might fail." - Zuko, finally coming up with his own philosophy. For once.
"I'm never happy." - Zuko, in the same episode as the last two quotes XD (This is why I love Zuko!!! He's such a dork!)
"Sokka, get out of the bison's mouth." - Zuko

Thank you XXZeleniaBlossomXX!!

50 Ways To Know If You Are Obsessed With Kuroshitsuji! Mark the ones you are!

1. You've drawn a pentagram on the back of your hand before. X (Yes. Yes I have.)
2. You name all the spiders you see "Claude." X (And then I drown them in rubbing alcohol.)
3. You suddenly become interested when you hear someone mention the Victorian Era in History class. X
4. You've thought about getting a black cat or dog and naming it Sebastian. X
5. When you hear "Jack the Ripper", You automatically think of Grell and Madame Red. X
6. You are convinced that Jack the Ripper was actually a crazy woman and a Shinigami. X (99.99% convinced anyways.)
7. When you see a black bird outside, you start talking to it to see if it is actually Sebastian in disguise. X (It doesn't help that there are a lot of ravens around my house.)
8. You have searched Google for "how to summon a demon" so you can summon your own Sebastian or Claude.
9. Whenever you see a red piece of clothing, you think of Grell. X
10. Whenever you see a gardening tool, you think it's actually a death scythe. X
11. You have asked a person with green eyes and glasses if they are a Shinigami.
12. You suddenly want to paint your nails black. X
13. Butlers are now incredibly sexy to you, along with teenage boys that wear eye patches or booty-shorts. X
14. You have the urge to name your future son Ciel or Alois. X
15. You start to talk like a British person after watching a few episodes. X
16. You have tried to imitate at least one Kuroshitsuji character's voice. X
17. One of your goals in life is to live in a mansion in England. X (That would be fucking AWESOME!!)
18. You suddenly have a strange fascination with throwing silverware at people. X (I actually can. Not accurately mind you. Yet.)
19. You have searched the Internet for custom-made contact lenses, so you can have your very own contract seal on your eye. X (That, and so I could have red eyes.)
20. You think that demons, angels, and Shinigami run around in England. X
21. When told to do something, you unconsciously respond, "Yes, My Lord." Or "Yes, Your Highness." X (Occasionaly.)
22. You have tried to pull off your gloves with your teeth. X (Tried, and succeeded. :})
23. You have had crazy dreams that involve the characters of Kuroshitsuji. X
24. When you make a wish, you always wish that you can meet the characters of Kuroshitsuji in real life. X
25. You have an obsessive, stalker-like crush on one or more of the characters of Kuroshitsuji. X
26. You think that being a funeral director is suddenly one of the coolest jobs in the world. X (Only if you're as badass as The Undertaker, though.)
27. You always bring up Kuroshitsuji, no matter what the conversation is about. X (Reference is more accurate, but basically.)
28. When you meet a blonde boy with blue eyes, you think of Alois. X
29. You suddenly think that butler uniforms are one of the sexiest things a man can wear. X
30. You have the ability to talk about Kuroshitsuji all day and nothing else. X
31. You want to become a maid or butler in England, so you can try to spot a demon there. X
32. You have looked up the name "Phantomhive" to see if it was a real nobleman's name. X
33. You love to read/write Kuroshitsuji fan fiction. X (More than I care to admit.)
34. You have made pairings for just about every single character. X (Mostly CharacterXOC, but, yes.)
35. You are hopelessly obsessed with Kuroshitsuji's theme songs. X
36. You take it upon yourself to memorize the character songs and their lyrics. X
37. You have Earl Grey tea stockpiled in your kitchen. X (It's my favorite.)
38. You like to continuously sing, "London Bridge is Falling Down" in a really creepy voice. X
39. Your favorite color is now dark blue. X (And black. And red.)
40. You want to buy and wear an eye-patch like Ciel.
41. You have tried to make your hair match one of the characters' hair from Kuroshitsuji. X (Currently, I look like a brown-haired Sebastian with long hair.)
42. The song "I'm Alive" is your personal theme song. (Or any of the songs from Kuroshitsuji) X
43. Searched the Internet looking for Kuroshitsuji personality quizzes. X
44. When you see a small boy with black and blue hair with blue eyes, you ask them if they know someone named Ciel. If they say no, then you ask if they know a Sebastian.
45. Cats are now the cutest animal in the world to you. X (Always were. Now, we're inseparable.)
46. You stockpile pictures of characters from Kuroshitsuji and put them on your walls. X (Wallpaper for my phone and computer, and multiple sketches. Mostly of Sebastian.)
47. You wish you had glasses and green eyes so you can pretend to be a Shinigami. X (Already wear glasses. Now all I need are contacts.)
48. It makes you go insane inside when your friends ask you what Kuroshitsuji is. X (More like I want to strangle them to death for not knowing.)
49. Your catchprase is now "I'm simply one hell of a(n) [jnsert name here]." X (I am simply one hell of a fighter.)
50. Even the people who love Kuroshitsuji say you are too obsessed. X (I call it being well-informed.)

Thank you BlackArtWhiteVoice!

What does your name mean?
A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

T: A very good kisser (Wouldn't know. Can only hope this is true.)
A:Hot (Matter of perspective on this one.)
T: A very good kisser (Again, wouldn't know.)
S: Cute (I have been called cute, so I guess.)
U: Is very sexual (0.0 Oooooookaaaayyyy...)
K: Really silly (Can be. ;P)
I: Loves to smile and laugh (Actually, yeah.)
What's interesting is that my real name is actually spot on. Funny how that works.

Thank you "XXZeleniaBlossomXX" for this!

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Thank you "Mae Ride" for this! It's awesome!

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

Reason #1
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said,
"When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked,
"What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied,
"Then you ask him".
Reason #2
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied,
"I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said,
"But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
"They will in a minute."
Reason #3
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked,
"Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,
"Thou shall not kill."
Reason #4
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked,
"Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied,
"Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
Reason #5
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher, she's dead."
Reason #6
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said,
"Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
Reason #7
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,
"Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictional boyfriend Edward. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rhymes. Crazy is when you hear the Twilight Characters voices in your head. Crazy is when stare at the ceiling for three hours thinking of what to put in the next chapter of your fanfiction and then forget what book it's based on. Crazy is when you run through the house so fast and you hit a doorway everytime so hard it leaves a dent in the wood, but you keep doing it. Crazy is when you start quoting your favorite characters from any of the fandoms you are a part of, regardless of how they are or are not related, regardless of the conversation, and the quotes totally fit, but you are the only one who knows what you're talking about. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Thank you PokemonNarutoLover!!!

1. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Aizen's tea will liquefy your kidneys.
2. Honesty is the best policy, but Insanity is a better defense.
3. Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. Therefore I am perfect!
4. Someday my Prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions
5. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
6. Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
7. Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
8. Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done
9. You! Off my planet!
10. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
11. "It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
12. BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!!
13. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Too funny and true to not repost.

Thank you GajeelIronSteel!!

You say English, we say Japanese
You say cars, we say Nyan Cat
You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid
You say swords, we say Bleach
You say reality, we say anime
You say comics, we say manga
You say countries, we say Hetalia
You say hello, we say kon’nichiwa
You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows
You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions
You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling
You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters
You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal
You say souls, we say Soul Eater
You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE
You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL
You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto
You say Family, We say Vongola
You say notebook, We say Death Note
You say curse, We say Fruits Basket
You say rabbits, We Say Flying Mint Bunny
You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.
Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud!

Thank you Invader Ivy!!

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to say "fuck you" to any sort of authority, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, Art is a bang XD, A'isha Ishtar, Invader Ivy, Tatsuki Vermilion

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, A'isha Ishtar, Invader Ivy, Tatsuki Vermilion

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

Tony Stark/ Iron Man:
[ ] You like booze
[ ] You are the life of the party
[X] You love gadgets
[ ] You can be rather cocky
[X] Your favorite color is red or gold
[X] You’re good with computers
[X] You use sarcasm a lot
[ ] You love getting attention
[ ] You’re good at mechanics
[X] You have issues with your parents

Dr. Bruce Banner/ The Hulk:
[ ] You’re good at science
[X] You can get very aggressive when ticked off
[X] You like to be secluded most of the time
[X] You like wearing baggy clothes
[X] You like to meditate
[ ] You like doing science experiments
[X] You try to avoid getting into fights
[ ] You like wearing purple things
[X] You’re clever
[X] Your favorite color is green

[X] You’re good with a hammer
[ ] You like coffee
[ ] You can eat a truckload of food and still be hungry
[X] You can be arrogant
[X] You have long hair
[ ] You have an interest in astrology
[X] You can get sulky when things don’t go your way
[X] You’re willing to take a fall for someone else
[X] You like to dress up as fantasy characters
[X] You don’t get on well with your sibling(s)

Steve Rogers/ Captain America:
[X] You like helping those in need in any way you can
[X] You hate bullies
[X] You’re a great leader
[ ] You’re a bit of a do-gooder
[X] One of your favorite color is red, white or blue
[ ] You like wearing things with stars on them
[X] You strongly admire the army
[X] You have a good throwing arm
[X] You like war films
[ ] You’re good at running

Commander Nick Fury:
[X] You like wearing long coats
[ ] You’re good at organizing things
[ ] You’re good at being in the loop
[X] You like guns
[ ] You’re good at giving information to people
[X] You like giving solutions to peoples problems
[ ] You like eyepatches
[ ]You work best as part of a team
[ ]You like beards
[X]You like wearing black things

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow:
[X]You like wearing tight clothes
[X]You can do martial arts
[X]You’re interested in the world of spies
[ ]You have red hair
[X]You’re quite agile
[X] People generally don’t know much about the real you
[X]You like to make yourself look good
[X]You can speak another language
[ ] You’re good at taking orders
[ ]You were born in a different country to the one you are living in now

Clint Barton/ Hawkeye:
[X]You’re very good at archery
[X]You currently like/love someone on your team
[X] You like to wear purple and black
[X]You’re very good at aiming
[ ]You’ve worked at the carnival
[ ] You like working in a team
[X] You’re up for almost anything thrown at you
[X]You’d be a top assassin if you ever took the job
[X] You’re quiet
[ ]You tend to get along with people well

[X]You want to be a great leader
[X] You want to prove something
[ ]You’re the younger sibling
[X] You’ve been/are overshadowed by a sibling
[X]You don’t get along so great with your sibling
[X]You're good at lying
[ ] You're adopted
[X] You’re very clever
[X] You are able to manipulate people well
[X] Your favorite color is green or gold

Alrighty, let's look back at what I got. Loki in first place (Yeah. Saw that coming a mile away.) with Clint, Natasha, Steve, Thor, and Bruce tied for second. HAHA!! Losers!! ;P
Aaaaaaaand I just reinforced why I'm Loki. Eh. *shrugs* Not apologizing for it. ;P

Thank you SkyriseN!!!

I wish to see Aslan shake his mane,
To help destroy Isildur's Bane,
To soar high upon a dragon's back,
To sail the seven seas with Captain Jack,
To fight in battles until evil's no more.
All this I wish to do and see,
If I could just escape reality.
Post this on your profile if you want to escape reality

Real Anime Lovers: Know at least more than 10 series.
Fake Anime Lovers: Knows only naruto.

Real Anime Lovers: Learn japanese from watching anime.
Fake Anime Lovers: Don't even bother to learn japanese.

Real Anime Lovers: Are secretly dating one of the anime characters.
Fake Anime Lovers: Don't even know the characters names!

Real Anime Lovers: Know almost 10 song opening lyrics in japanese.
Fake Anime Lovers: Wouldn't probably bother to even listen to a song.

Real Anime Lovers: Have at least 1 Manga.
Fake Anime Lovers: Claim they have more Manga than you.

Real Anime Lovers: Were born to adore anime.
Fake Anime Lovers: Claim to have known anime for their entire lives.

Real Anime Lovers: Cry when a character dies.
Fake Anime Lovers: Think the show you watch is very strange.

Real Anime Lovers: Would join in forums and discussions.
Fake Anime Lovers: Would keep scrolling.

Real Anime Lovers: Has a Fanfiction account and active.
Fake Anime Lovers: Has no idea what Fanfiction is.

Who I Am- Unique

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom, Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Mixchick, Iridian NightShade, SkyriseN, Tatsuki Vermilion

Fanfiction is for people who have a pen and know how to use it.
Fanfiction is for people who want to be in that story themselves.
Fanfiction is for people who have no other way to express the ideas in your head.
Fanfiction is for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.
Fanfiction is for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.
Fanfiction is for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.
Fanfiction is for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Geek, Shy, Silent, Crazy, Insane, Odd, or Different (I've been called all of those and more).
Fanfiction is for girls that fall in love with non-existent guys. (Because they're the best kind... human or otherwise.)
Fanfiction is for girls who don't need guys to complete them. (Unless it's an anime guy we're in love with. ;})
Fanfiction is for people talk to themselves... a lot. (Yep. All the time.)
Fanfiction is for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.
Fanfiction is for people who get funny looks for reading in class.
Fanfiction is for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.
Fanfiction is for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.
Fanfiction is for people who aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.
Fanfiction is for elves and wizards trapped in human bodies.
Fanfiction is for people whose favorite characters always die. (Thooooorrrrriiiinnnnn!!! Wwwwwhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy!?!?!?! I know!! I'll write a fanfiction so he doesn't die!! *disappears for months*)
Fanfiction is for people who ditched reality and went for something different. (Hell yeah. Reality sucks butter.)
Fanfiction is for people who hang onto dreams.
Fanfiction is for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.
Fanfiction is for people like me. :)

The 68 Rules of Middle Earth

1. Never be at the receiving end of a Wizard's staff. You'll end up with bruises or otherwise.
2. Balrogs: never take an Istari lightly. It will be your undoing.
3. Nazgul: Don't challenge a she-elf, who's bearing a Halfling if:
a) She has a sword
b) Can most likely use mentioned sword
c) Is in a supposedly trickling stream
d) Knows how to command supposed stream
4. Never underestimate Strider's hearing.
5. Don't snore if Strider is within hitting range. Especially if you're in Lothlorien and the elves are singing a lament.
6. It's never a good idea to play with the Urak-Hai. Especially if they're looking for Hobbits.
7. Too many lembas = stinky boat. Seriously Pippin?
8. Or shield-maidens of Rohan for that matter.
9. Never try to steal Legolas' horse. Or any other elven horse, while we're on the subject.
10. Careful who you call 'pointy-eared'. You might end up with an arrow between your eyes next time, instead of your legs.
11. Just because it's a few decades old doesn't mean that it's not sharp. I won't even go on...
12. Falling off a cliff into a raging river has never been a good idea.
13. Trying to steal Bilbo's silver spoons will end in never being invited to a birthday party again.
14. Please don't overdo it with Ent-water. Height doesn't always matter.
15. Speaking of Ents, NEVER EVER underestimate their strength and endurance. Especially if they are angry.
16. Never ask Gandalf how old he is. He'll probably give you a riddle. Or not answer at all.
17. Never give up hope if Aragorn's around. It will end up with you rallying or men and riding out to meet the army amassed at your front door.
18. Never tell a wizard he is late. He'll just tell you that he's always on time.
19. Sometimes smoking isn't the best idea when you are in a meeting. You might choke on the smoke.
20. Aragorn was named Estel for a reason. Don't tell him he shouldn't be King of Gondor.
21. Just because someone appears dead, doesn't mean that they are. Make sure before you try to torch them.
22. Don't turn your back after a Balrog falls off a bridge. Make sure they have at least fallen a few thousand feet, before you do.
23. Don't ask Gandalf if he ever loses his pointy hat. He doesn't. He just takes it off from time to time.
24. Who says that mushrooms have addled Radagast's brain? He seems perfectly fine to me.
25. Just because you are at the head of the White Council, doesn't necessarily mean that you are the most powerful person in Arda. News flash Saurman: You're not.
26. Looks can be deceiving. Gandalf isn't as frail as he appears.
27. Gandalf can bark and bite. So be careful.
28. Never steal Legolas' shampoo.
29. Or his conditioner. Seriously, don't try it. Ever.
30. Almost being discovered by Easterlings wasn't the greatest idea, Frodo.
31. Staying hidden at a secret council was the idea. Joining the Quest wasn't. (At first, anyway...)
32. I thought that Wizards could solve any riddle. Apparently not...
33. Next time Pippin, be careful which skeleton you touch. I wouldn't advise one holding the bucket, sitting on the edge of a well.
34. Not bringing shaving items was a great idea, Aragorn! (No sarcasm)
35. Or his hair gel. You know what?! Just don't even try to steal Legolas' hair stuff! Period!
36. You might want to check who's at the door before you yell, "No thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers or distant relations!"
37. Never ask a Wizard the exact time they will show up. They will almost never show when we would like them to.
38. Never say "My precioussssssss." You would probably have a lot of people wanting you, well...
39. You probably would want to watch your back if Isuldir has the One Ring.
40. How about checking if there are any captives before you attack?!
41. Frodo, a Wizard will rarely, if ever, tell you his secrets.
42. Barely involved Gandalf? *snorts* Oh yeah, sure. Like that's true. Not.
43. I didn't know that throwing half of your quiver away while fighting a dragon was a good idea. Maybe I'll try it sometime! (Intense sarcasm)
44. Ice isn't always as strong as it looks, Thorin.
45. Whoever said that dwarves and elves never get along, period, obviously had never heard of possibilities. There's always hope!
46. Oh, come on Sam! Don't be shy!
47. Maybe someone should guard the fireworks if Merry and Pippin are around. :)
48. Never call Denthor mad. Call him insane and then run.
49. What did Gandalf say about the Plantir, Pippin? Do NOT touch it!
50. Never leave your shield behind at camp. You actually might survive a battle.
51. Mushrooms. Always the downfall of Hobbits. Literally.
52. Never play the drinking game with an elf. He'll win.
53. Just because you don't sink in the the snow, doesn't necessarily mean that you can't be buried under it.
54. Talk about bringing down a mountain. Geez, Saurman.
55. Don't throw rocks in the water. Seriously. You might regret it.
56. Careful who you insult. The horse lords of Rohan can be easily aggravated.
57. Always know your directions before you set out from Rivendell.
58. Make sure there aren't any dragons in the vicinity before you begin to collect gold. You might save a whole lot of people the trouble of slaying one.
59. Beware of the gold a dragon has long brooded on.
60. Don't awaken live dragons.
61. NEVER assume an enemy is dead. Sauron, Azog, The Nazgul (Sam thought they where dead in the Dead Marshes scene), Gollum (he fell in Shelob's lair then reappeared at Mount Doom), am I missing anyone?
62. Never trust Gollum.
63. Never say 'good morning' to an Ent. By the time they answer, it'll be night time.
64. Same goes for 'good night'.
65. Never underestimate Dwarves. They have relatives, and ravens.
66. If you think you're winning/losing, always expect a surprise army to arrive at the last moment. :)
67. Never hum and/or sing, 'We're off to the wizard' song around Gandalf, Radagast, or Saurman. Results: You don't want to know.
68. Never underestimate the stubbornness of dwarves.

Lord of the Rings
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring.
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
Put this in your profile if you will always be a Lord of the Rings fan!

I will remember Frodo
When I am faced with an impossible task
I will remember Sam
When my friend needs me
I will remember Merry
When I want to fight for those I love
I will remember Pippin
When curiosity gets the better of me
I will remember Aragorn
When I can't hide from my future
I will remember Legolas
When defying the laws of friendship
I will remember Gimli
When I feel proud of myself
I will remember Boromir
When I forget about friendship
I will remember Arwen
When I sacrifice things for the people I love
I will remember Elrond
When trying to make wise choices
I will remember Galadriel
When I see that someone has the potential to change the world
I will remember Éowyn
When I cannot be with the one I love
I will remember Éomer
When I look at my siblings
I will remember Theoden
When I see my family for the last time
I will remember Gollum
When I want something to myself
I will remember Faramir
When I feel worthless
I will remember Denethor
When I'm blinded by grief
I will remember Grima
When fear controls me
I will remember Saruman
When I ignore people in need
I will remember Sauron
When I become addicted to power

I will remember John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
When reality is ruining my dreams
But when it's time to read the last sentence one more time
And close the book forever more
I will remember one last time
That John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
Has given me a light in dark places
When all the other lights went out.

I will remember Bilbo
When I find hidden courage inside of me
I will remember Thorin
When I lose faith
I will remember Fili
When I protect my siblings
I will remember Kili
When I feel reckless
I will remember Balin
When advising others
I will remember Dwalin
When I need to be strong
I will remember Gloin
When trying to save money
I will remember Oin
When I need to pay attention
I will remember Bombur
When I am cooking
I will remember Bofur
When trying to be positive
I will remember Bifur
When people doubt others by their appearance
I will remember Dori
When I am over-protective
I will remember Nori
When I take my life into my hands
I will remember Ori
When people doubt me because of my age
I will remember Bard
When helping strangers
I will remember Thranduil
When wanting the best for my family
I will remember Smaug
When I want to destroy things
I will remember Gandalf
When I am faced with death

I will remember John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
When reality is ruining my dreams
But when it's time to read the last sentence one more time
And close the book forever more
I will remember one last time
That John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
Has given me a light in dark places
When all the other lights went out

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As Nights Go By by BlueRose164 reviews
This story takes place when Naraku has been defeated, the jewel is gone and Kagome is stuck in the Sengoku Period. Kagome goes to cool her head after another fight with Inuyasha, she stays in a clearing just outside the village and she accidently runs into Rin and Sesshomaru, but suddenly Kagome collapses in front of them. What will happen? (Romance, Humour, Drama)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,901 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/7/2020 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
You are Fire: Book Two by beachbrat2204 reviews
Hello, Felicity Here! So things have been pretty crazy in my new Life! I'm now stuck in the Avatar-verse with my sister, but we are both on different sides of the story. I'm with Zuko and She is with the Gaang. We have made it to the Earth Kingdom but that when things are going to get really rocky, sorry I had to! With Zuko, Iroh, and myself on the run I don't know what to expect!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,360 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Zuko, OC] Iroh, Zirin
Fighting Free by Melting Angels reviews
Beneath the city of Ba Sing Se, a banished prince confides in a young water tribe girl. Secrets are revealed, and actions are forgiven, leading to one healing action which may change both their fates…forever. This story shows what would have happened…if Katara had healed Zuko's scar, on that fateful night.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,819 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Aang, Zuko, Iroh, Katara
Forbidden Love by SublimeEchos reviews
What if Beorn wasn't the only skin-changer left on middle earth? What if the legends of a soul much more ancient were true? Could a spirit of old dwarven tale really fall or a mortal or will fate get in the way first...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,143 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/4/2018 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Fíli, OC
You are Fire: The Lost Adventures by beachbrat2204 reviews
Hello everyone, Felicity again! So you guys all know that I'm a everyday girl that somehow ended up in the Avatar world, right? Well there are a lot of things that happened to me that of course never happened in the show, cause duh I wasn't there. So I decided to write them all down, and share them. So these are my Lost Adventures. Just so you know they're pretty random.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 7/1/2015 - [Zuko, OC] Iroh, Zirin
Into the West by AWritersMuse reviews
"I had always dreamed of adventure, but never in a million years did I think I would actually embark on one. Did I mention that it's in an entirely different world?" Curious and lonely, Evelyn Wolf decides to take the road less traveled by, one day, on a hiking trip. But strange things happen as she ventures into the west. And it did make all the difference. Kili/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,720 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Kíli, OC
Bitter Silence by Lightan117 reviews
"I wonder if death will always taste this good" - Given a second chance from the horror she lived with for years; Lena is thrown into a world she used to escape to when the day couldn't get any worse. Now, her mission is to change an ending or die knowing she couldn't stop it. Out of the pan and into the fire as they say. Little does the company know; she's already been through it.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,601 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 2/22/2015 - [OC, Thorin] Gandalf, Bilbo B.
The Hanging Tree by LexiconPrimeofCybertron reviews
A young dwarf witnesses her father's death and runs away. Thorin finds comfort in her songs when he, reluctantly, allows her to join the Company on their quest. Inspired by "The Hanging Tree" from Mockingjay, performed by Jennifer Lawrence. ThorinxOC
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 85,511 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Thorin, OC - Complete
Puppy behind a Curtain by Blue Moon Moments reviews
Fairytale One-shot experiment number 4! Sesssmoaru's mother has arranged for many eligible ladies to be groomed for him to chose for a bride or she will chose for him! To escape from the planning he transforms himself into a smaller version of his dog form and Rin finds him and thinks he's Inukimi's pet...AU one-shot SesshXOlderRin(sorry it got longer! Couldn't stop, too much fun!)
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,079 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Sesshōmaru, Rin
Strange Things Happen by TheSarcasticAngel reviews
It was supposed to be a nice weekend with Netflix. No parents bothering you or homework to do. Well, homework could wait for later... Never would Lily have thought that she would get company. Well she did. In fact, Thorin Oakenshield's company. Lily has no idea what to do with thirteen dwarves, a hobbit and a wizard in the house. But hey, strange things happen! ***ME later!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,567 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., OC
Vigilantes of New York City by AllyM93 reviews
*ON HIATUS* When Isabella is saved by a vigilante she becomes a little obsessed with finding him. Only thing she knows is that he's massive, able to toss people like rag dolls and that the police are trying to track him down too. Using the internet to get leads, she finds a blog dedicated to finding others who've been saved by this person.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,591 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Leonardo, Raphael, OC
Recollection by SublimeEchos reviews
Sequel to the story Runaway. Alex is now two years older still trying to remember the ones she lost. Will she ever be able to recover her memory. What will happen when her present life and her past life collide? Can the fires of lost love and friendship burn again?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,452 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Leonardo, Raphael, OC - Complete
The Wishing Well by ShikiXVI reviews
A young Sesshomaru stumbles into the well and arrives at a modern era. The place is smelly, and the human child who found him is annoys the heck out of him. Then, he is whisked away, and his memories wiped clean. However, a connection has already been made to a blue eyed girl. Time is a fickle thing, and beware what you wish for. SessKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,830 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
The Many Uses of a Booth by FlamingAquaKiss reviews
One Hour Challenges #1, 25, 165, 178: Isabella just finished a busy night at work and her mind is filled with her best friend. She doesn't know the cause of it and just brushes it off. So what would happen if she ends up getting "trapped" in a phonebox with the best friend she was thinking about during a thunderstorm?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2016 - [Ferb, Isabella] - Complete
Raphael oneshots by Tennoda reviews
I don't own tmnt. Rated M just in case. Random weird little stories I happen to come up with.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Raphael
The 'Almost' Kiss by morphinetune reviews
What if Kagome's family had come home just a FEW minutes later, and not interrupted the kiss? Just a little oneshot, nothing major and has nothing to do with my other stories! InuxKag Rated T R&R please, and thanks so anyone who stopped by!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Inuyasha - Complete
Runaway by SublimeEchos reviews
Alex, a girl with mysterious powers finds herself in NYC hiding from the very people that killed off the last of her family. Seeking refuge with the mutants of the city what will she find besides a new family? Will she lose it all again? Rated T for some language. RaphxOc (Revision in progress)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,029 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 9/22/2014 - [Raphael, OC] Leonardo - Complete
A Mere Token by K.Riley reviews
A gift for an unsuspecting miko…
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/27/2016 - [Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.] Rin, Shippō - Complete
She Cannot Be Saved by Chelsfanfiction reviews
when Sesshomaru realizes he can't save Rin when he went into the Path of the Underworld.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
A Love of Fire and Ice by project ecto reviews
A collection of one-shots about Hitsugaya Toushirou and Hinamori Momo in which they share a love of fire and ice. HitsuHina
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,059 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 1/9/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori
Lips Like These by project ecto reviews
"Lips like these are meant to kiss, and be kissed." A collection of drabbles featuring the many kisses that two people can share. Pure fluff. HitsuHina.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,299 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 1/1/2013 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya
Snips by fireicewriter42 reviews
Anakin tells Ahsoka of what happened on Mortis while she was under the son's control. Oneshot. I own nothing.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/2/2016 - Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Alone by GhostWave reviews
After the death of Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan is left at the mercy of his emotions. Set near the end of Phantom Menace. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Obi-Wan K., Yoda - Complete
Returning to the World of Black Butler by Lady Trancy 1 reviews
Not all fangirls get to meet their favorite anime characters. I am an exception. After traveling to the world of Black Butler once, I get the chance to go back again. Though a lot has changed since I first disembarked...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,412 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Betrayal by deanandjo4ever1 reviews
As she lay there in her final moments she realized that the greatest betrayal was that to herself. Rated T for violent imagery.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Mystique/Raven D., Charles Xavier - Complete
Close Friends, But So Much More by LexiconPrimeofCybertron reviews
Calista, a Cyberorganic, has crash landed on Earth in Jasper, Nevada. The Autobots take her in but Optimus refuses to leave her side; his memories as Orion Pax won't allow him to leave her. There is much for the two friends to catch up on but when all is said and done, will they stay friends or become something more? OptimusxOC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Optimus Prime, OC
You Can't Leave! by Walking DisasterTM reviews
You're in the middle of packing for a yearly trip when Michelangelo appears at your window. This is the moment that both of your lives change forever. Michelangelo x Reader
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/7/2016 - Michelangelo, OC - Complete
Kagome and her Twin Sister by blackfire93 reviews
Kagome has a twin sister, Mystique who is complete opposite of Kagome. They are extremely close but extremely different, Mystique is done with School and Collage she all ready has three Master degree's, she is a black belt in Karate and she has won twice in the National MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) Contest. She's pretty protective of Kagome. They go through the well.. what happens!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,656 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Sesshōmaru, OC - Complete
And My Soul Will Be Free by AViewerLikeMe reviews
"Please don't leave me!" "I will never leave you." The final exchange between Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi we didn't get to hear. A slightly AU TPM Drabble.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Space Jam by XxWolfLord95xX reviews
Sophie Smith, is a eight-teen year old girl, who dreams of doing great things. But what happens, when her favorite cartoons are going to be slaves to a alien boss?, and they call upon her for her assistance? What happens, when she falls for her favorite character?
Space Jam - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,449 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Complete
Until The Day Lies Become Truth by Lady Trancy 1 reviews
"Until The Day Lies Become Truth." Those were the words his butler said to him that day. A day that Ciel will never forget...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Snake - Complete
The Incorporated Life by XxWolfLord95xX reviews
(Sequel to The University Life.) It has been ten years, Since Sam, Sulley, and Mike were expelled and began working at Monsters Inc. Sam and Sulley have been happily married, Mike is in a relationship, and the three are the best team at the company. But, what happens when a child gets into the monster world?
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,052 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Mike W., Sulley/James P. Sullivan, OC - Complete
Whisked Away Into The World of Black Butler by Lady Trancy 1 reviews
Sure, every fangirl dreams of being able to travel somewhere far away and meet their favorite anime characters. But would they really know what it's like to live in another world, and leave everything they know behind? Well, I for one know what it's like. Care to join me in the tale of how I got whisked away into the world of Black Butler?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,448 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Alois T., Claude F.
A Message From The Doctor by Lady Trancy 1 reviews
Yes, that's right. The Doctor has a message for you. Don't ask me about it; take a look for yourself. I'm just the messenger.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2015 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Forever and Always by XxWolfLord95xX reviews
Emily is a young woman, who is April's cousin. Whenever they went to her uncle's work place, Emily would spend a lot of time with Splinter and the Turtles. But then one day, a fire broke out and Emily saved her little friends. What if years later, Emily met her little friends again, only to see that they are not so little anymore.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Master Splinter, April O., OC - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by Chiera reviews
The books have been all the craze, boasting an epic adventure set in the chaos of Sengoku Jidai. Kagome has steered clear from them; she has spent quite enough time dwelling in the past. But when her roommate and a die-hard fan of the book series laments the latest plot twist, Kagome realises that the accursed books might be hitting even closer to home than she suspected. Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Believe by XxWolfLord95xX reviews
Claire, is a young woman who believes in the guardians, though she has not met them, she knows Jack Frost since she was little, and hangs out with him. But what happens when she meets the guardians along with Jack.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, OC - Complete
Tap Out by BlueBully reviews
A simple lesson in martial arts takes a turn when the students best the teacher. But he refuses to tap out so they decide to use some more persuasive techniques. FF/M, Slight M/F Tickle Fic
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Wolverine/Logan, Rogue/Anna M., Shadowcat/Kitty - Complete
MOM! by CupcakeFlake reviews
Anne-Sophie hasn't seen her son in three years. Now that she finally has the chance, he wants nothing to do with her. And right now, she's on her way back home to France, only hoping he'll want to see her again someday...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Tamaki S., Yuzuru S., Anne-Sophie G. - Complete
Sealed With A Kiss by Rogha reviews
Oneshot. Soul's horde of fangirls aren't the only ones putting letters in his locker.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Revenge by CyraAngel reviews
Tamaki declared them to be part of the homosexual supporting cast and each got their revenge except Mori and Honey. They deserved to teach their blond leader a lesson too and make sure he knows they are not what he has deemed them to be. With Haruhi's help and a little assistance from Kyoya, they will do just that. (Collaboration with mcangel1976 and Cyra Hafise).
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,417 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
My Reason For Living by XxWolfLord95xX reviews
Sarah has been with Rocket and Groot since she saved Rockets life, and after they saved her from her abusive dad. As time goes on Sarah has been developing some feelings towards Rocket, but does not say anything, cause she fears of being rejected. Little did she know that She, Rocket, and Groot were about to take part in something huge, that will change their lives forever.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Groot, Rocket R., OC - Complete
Just a Dream by immertreu reviews
A glimpse into Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi's life as Master and Padawan: Obi-Wan is suffering from nightmares - or maybe they are more than just dreams?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2015 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
My Great Mouse Detective by XxWolfLord95xX reviews
Maria is a young mouse who is filled with pain and sorrow, caused by Ratigan and his goons, making her move away from London, When she returns home, she must help a little girl find her father, and she must work with the famous Basil of Bakers Street to solve the mystery of the disappearance of the toymaker, and free her heart from the pain within. Takes place during the movie.
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,997 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Basil, Dr. Dawson, Ratigan, OC - Complete
Rooftop Confessions by SublimeEchos reviews
They've had feelings for each other for years, and through their late night rendezvous the secrets they've both been hiding have finally found their way out. (One shot) DonniexApril (I do not own cover art)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2015 - [April O., Donatello] - Complete
The Best Things Come in Two by hippielicious reviews
Ricki and Sage, who live in a desolate future, find themselves swept into a strange new land called "Middle Earth". There, they become part of a journey along with thirteen dwarves, a hobbit and a wizard. They both wonder what they have to offer to the company, how they came to be there and what roles they may play in the fate of the journey. Thorin/OC Bilbo/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 1/17/2013 - [OC, Thorin] Bilbo B.
Just a Little Kiss by punkish furball reviews
A man-sized turtle who knows ninjutsu and beats up gang members? Actually, he's not the weirdest thing Kagome's ever seen, but, for now, he's the most interesting one in this city. InuYasha/TMNT (2012) xover. (All chapters currently undergoing revision; 3/16 complete - 3.12.2020)
Crossover - Inuyasha & Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,181 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Kagome H., Raphael]
Bad Choice of Words by hadesgirl015 reviews
Anakin sometimes likes messing with people. Especially his Padawan and former Master, but especially his Padawan. Ahsoka chooses the wrong choice of words and Anakin jumps at the opportunity he's been waiting for ever since the start of the Clone Wars. One-Shot
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Anakin S., Ahsoka T., Obi- Wan K., Captain Rex
Puppies! by AmberInferno reviews
Rin goes into the village to see Kagome and Shippo. When Kagome is taking her home they find a puppy which Rin decides to keep. While trying to sneak it into camp she drops it right in front of Jaken and Sesshomaru. What happens then? All hell erupts. One-shot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Sesshōmaru, Rin, Jaken - Complete
Zutara Week 2015 by breeeliss reviews
A collection of Modern AU one-shots in celebration of Zutara Week 2015 over on Tumblr. Daily updates for the next week. Day 1: Happenstance.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,585 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 7/20/2015 - [Katara, Zuko] - Complete
Staying Late by BlueMoon Goddess reviews
Maka had always watched him from afar, secretly pining for him. Though knowing he would never go for a girl like her. But after one night staying later than usual, she'll know that he's noticed her too and it was time he made his move.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
The Bet by FluffityFluffFluff reviews
Black Star bets Maka and Soul to switch clothes.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2015 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] [Black Star, Tsubaki N.] - Complete
Dare or Dare? by FluffityFluffFluff reviews
The Soul Eater gang gets together for a three-round game of Dare or Dare! Because, apparently, truths are easy and boring, according to Maka, anyway...:)
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2015 - Complete
Stein Babysitts Maka by FluffityFluffFluff reviews
Prof. Stein babysitts little Maka Albarn! Oh, boy...XD
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Franken Stein, Maka A., Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Follow the Scent of Flora by HiddenTruthandLies reviews
It had been nine years since Rin had been left in Kaede's village and only three since she had last seen her Lord. One day, while she rests in a field of flowers her scent merged with flora along with the scent of salted waters reach a certain demon's nose. Little does she know, that he has been waiting to be by her side for a long time, perhaps that day is now. Rated T.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/17/2015 - [Rin, Sesshōmaru] - Complete
Watchful Eyes by don't-even-ask1 reviews
Haruhi has a stalker who will do anything to have her with him...forever. Mori is tasked with the job of keeping her safe and takes his job seriously. Both have trouble hiding their feelings for the other and with alittle assistance from our favorite cake lover, the two just might end up together. But what will happen when the stalker ups the game? Will our favorite couple survive?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,321 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 9/16/2013 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.]
All Who Wander by Spiritus Scriptor reviews
Bridget Davis is the very definition of average. Nothing out of the ordinary ever happens to this girl...Until she finds herself stuck in Middle-Earth with more problems than just thirteen dwarves, a wizard, and a hobbit to contend with. No. She can't even communicate with them, and the results nearly frighten her to death.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,614 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 10/7/2013
Peace Found At Last by GoldGuardian2418 reviews
Takes place after the "G.I. Joe: Renegades" episode "Revelations: Part 1 & 2". Snake Eyes heads out to a cabin of his after the Joes get their names cleared. He looks forward to some peace and quiet and a little girl who stumbles into his cabin is simply looking for a protector. Snake Eyes and OC Father/Daughter bonding.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Snake Eyes, OC - Complete
Not Better by ardavenport reviews
Young Obi-Wan learns a hard lesson about attachments.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Ummm Wait! What? by Angela Chagny reviews
Two college girls from our world have been the best of friends for a while and suddenly they are thrown into the Clone Wars universe only to learn of their true identities, restore balance to the Force...and fulfill their fangirl desires! This is done with a friend out of pure fun! Captain Rex/OC Obi-Wan/OC NO FLAMES! Rated M just to be safe!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Obi- Wan K., Captain Rex, Yoda, OC
Sound of Music by Kaudrey reviews
When Harhui returns to music room 3 after club hours to retrieve a forgotten mathbook, she's quite surprised to find a certain Hitatchiin twin there as well. And he's playing the piano? (HaruhixHikaru.)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/7/2015 - [Haruhi F., Hikaru H.] - Complete
Late Night Confessions by Kaudrey reviews
It's the annual Host Club Christmas Sleepover, and Hikaru can't get something off his mind. Question is, can he work up the courage to say it out loud? (HikaruxHaruhi)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2015 - [Haruhi F., Hikaru H.] Kaoru H. - Complete
Actions Speak Louder Than His Words by ShipWreckedDreams reviews
When the Host Club gets word that Haruhi Fujioka is being stalked by a mysterious person, they decide to grant her a bodyguard. Who just so happens to be Mori. Haruhi and Mori slowly form an inseparable bond and Haruhi learns more about him than she had ever bargained for. In more ways than one. (Mori x Haruhi)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M.
Mile High by ChaoticReverie reviews
Two strangers. One airplane washroom. Things don't always go as planned. Sess/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Complete
Love or Blood by Diporae reviews
2k12 Raphril. Sequel to "Struggle." Relationships can be tricky at the best of times, but when you're a mutant turtle with feelings for the same girl as both your brother and best friend, tricky doesn't begin to cover it. Add in being refugees from your home due to alien invasions, and suddenly life becomes a lot more complicated.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,142 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
Do You Hear Me? by l0chn3ss reviews
SoMa- Maka falls into a comatose state and Soul bears the pain and weight on his shoulders. She's been like this for at least a year and Stein decides that there's no hope with the situation. Soul holds her hand and sings her a song or two before she leaves this world forever. Songs: More Than This (tweaked) You Are My Sunshine
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2015 - [Soul Eater, Maka A.] Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
To Love You in Silence by Yuuna Arashi reviews
I choose to love you in silence, for in silence I found no rejection. I choose to love you in my dreams, for in my dreams no one owns you but me. - this is a love story between Morinozuka Takashi and Fujioka Haruhi. [One Shot]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/18/2014 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.] - Complete
First Kiss by the-kuronekosama reviews
Rin's loneliness is building, and she realizes she wishes to live with other humans. A short one-shot meant to be fluffy.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Sesshōmaru, Rin, Jaken - Complete
Safe and Sound by Blue Seidr reviews
Request for alanleonard8. Post S2. T for safety. April was the one watching over him when he woke. She comforted him, even through her own pain, and something shifted between them. They were no longer close friends. There was something protecting and safe about each other's company, and feelings were reawoken. Feelings for each other. A wish on a star sets those feelings free.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Leonardo, April O. - Complete
Fireworks by Tigressa101 reviews
What happens during the Fourth of July when you mix Autobots, Decepticons, a game, and lots of explosives?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Arcee, Optimus Prime, Megatron, June D. - Complete
Before Love Comes a Storm by abbytemple reviews
Hikaru is tired of keeping his feelings for Haruhi. Someone helps Haruhi's fear of thunderstorms decrease. Haruhi is tired of hiding her feelings too. Haruhi/Hikaru. Lots of fluff and stuff. I don't own Ouran.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Hikaru H., Haruhi F.] - Complete
MOON by xXUsEdXx reviews
"I protected you...finally, I did something right."
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., OC - Complete
No Use Arguing by Kusari-Gama 61602 reviews
Snake-Eyes and Scarlett find themselves in a one-bed motel room after a long day of scouting. Inspired by a Tumblr post. Contains shameless fluff.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/1/2014 - [Snake Eyes, Scarlett] - Complete
The Fever by Maka and Soul reviews
Maka is sick. Will Soul be able to make her feel better? Oneshot. (It's a lot better than it sounds I promise)
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Franken Stein, Maka A., Soul Eater
A Frozen Heart by LexiconPrimeofCybertron reviews
Elsa believed she was like everyone else... Besides the fact that she's Tony Stark's daughter. She soon discovers she has the ability to manipulate and control all forms of winter, ice, snow, whatever. But what happens when SHIELD takes an interest in her "gifts" as well as a certain raven haired god who loves to cause mischief? LokixOC
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,753 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Loki, OC - Complete
Dancing for Dogs: One-Shot 1 Ballet Studio by Blue Moon Moments reviews
This is an experimental one-shot, first one-shot for Rin and Sesshomaru! Sesshomaru Tashio volunteers at the a dance studio playing the piano for the new dance instructor Rin Takashi, but his time is limited to win over the lovely dancer who might not see him as nothing more than a demon. OlderRin X Sesshomaru AU
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Two Steps Behind by TheDoctorHarkness reviews
The eyes of your King have been heavy on you as of late and you hate how it sends warmth through your being. Finally you are able to create distance, but of course he follows you. [Thorin/Reader (OC). One-Shot. Movie-verse.]
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - [Thorin, OC] - Complete
50 Sentences by project ecto reviews
Fifty sentences to describe the evolution of Hitsugaya's and Hinamori's relationship.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2013 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Words Were Never Necessary by Spazzumtard reviews
At his 16th Birthday party, Phineas gets a special present from someone, which makes Isabella upset. So, Ferb helps. Ferbella Fluff! Ferb is 17, Phineas is 16, Isabella is 15 or 16.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/26/2013 - [Ferb, Isabella] - Complete
April's Beanbag by Marcipie reviews
A short one-shot inspired by fan-art. A look into what may have happened when April spends some time alone with Raphael. R&R please.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
Apology throughout the Ages by Mighty ANT reviews
Scarlett and Snake Eyes' first meeting. And then some.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Snake Eyes, Scarlett - Complete
The Dream by Marcipie reviews
April ends up having an all too detailed dream about the one of the turtles. Curiosities peaked, she goes to see if she could make it happen, in hopes that it might not turn out as a nightmare.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Raphael, April O. - Complete
Safe and Sound by Theioleni reviews
It's not every day a mutated turtle drops in on you. OneShot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Leonardo - Complete
Understated by Cyndi reviews
What makes someone a hero? Optimus and June have a little chat, and the subject comes up. ONESHOT
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/20/2011 - June D., Optimus Prime - Complete
Kissing Booth by Blainerschick012 reviews
A sad attempt from Maka to steal a kiss from a certain sexy white haired male; MakaSoul, SoulMaka, SoMa
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Open Invitation by Dromeda reviews
Rogue and Logan have a late-night conversation. Takes place after Episode #26.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Rogue/Anna M., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Perspective by TiamatV reviews
Another take on the events of G.I. Joe: Resolute--what did Snake-Eyes think of the situation between him, Duke, and Scarlett?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Happy Birthday Hitsugaya by project ecto reviews
A birthday fic for Hitsugaya Toushirou. Its Hitsugaya's birthday, so what do the others have planned for him, especially Hinamori? HitsuHina Oneshot 2007
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Sesshomaru's Pink Hair by Je-kun reviews
How Sesshomaru's hair became pink. Oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood by Moon Step reviews
When he asks, Kagome explains to him the story of the young girl in red and the big, bad Wolf. [KagomeKouga] oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Kagome H., Kōga - Complete
Of A Wolf, A Woman, And A Well by Ashtari reviews
ONESHOT. Kagome has faced up to reality that Inuyasha will never put her first. Predictably upset with her own delusions, she is found by Koga who shows her that friendship and warmth can take you places that delusions never can.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Kōga, Kagome H. - Complete
Dogs Will Be Dogs by baka deshi reviews
A series of whacky, one-shot fics centering around our favorite canines. Some short, some long, all (hopefully) humorous. New chapter up! Look out, Kouga has a new enemy...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 8/15/2002 - Complete
Midnight surprise by baka deshi reviews
[Complete] A short, forbidden meeting in the moonlight with a surprise at the end. PG-13 for theme, sk pairing.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2002 - Complete
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Windows to the Soul reviews
A pursuit. An accident. A new life. And no future. Forced to dance for marriage, a young woman finds solace in the arms of the coldest creature to walk the face of the earth. But, if he does not care for her or her kind, why does he permit her to travel with him? And why does she never want to leave his side?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Sesshōmaru
Where I Belong reviews
Classic girl-falls-into-movie shtick. This time, a girl named Taiga is sucked into the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie while watching it with her friends. What happens next? Read to find out. Takes place in 2014 movie. Cover image belongs to grapejuice101.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,029 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Leonardo, Raphael, OC - Complete
Stripes of the Past reviews
"All I care about is keeping you safe. I don't care if I die doing so." She smiled sorrowfully, petting the younger girl's hair with tenderness. "Don't worry. I'll come back. I always do." (Note: Turtles are 18 in this. It was always weird to me that April was older than Donatello. Her age remains the same, by the way.)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,225 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Leonardo, Raphael, April O., OC
Shower Love reviews
Taiga and Leo have some fun in the shower after everyone's gone to bed. I. Own. Taigā. Cover image belongs to grapejuice101. NOTE THE RATING!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Leonardo, OC - Complete
I'm Sorry reviews
Just a oneshot between Hikaru and Haruhi. Based off of episode 16. Could be K, but I'm rating it K just to be safe. Call me paranoid.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
From American Country Girl, to Ouran Academy Hostess reviews
So I was checking my email the other day when I saw one from a high school. Granted my high SAT and ACT scores had really gotten me noticed by colleges, so I was used to getting pointless emails from large campuses I didn't want to step foot upon. But a high school? And that's not even the craziest part. This high school... was Ouran Academy. Haruhi/Host & OC/Host.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,703 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 7/10/2015
Character X Reader Scenarios: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Edition reviews
Again, just what the title says. This was created when I recieved a request on my Bleach edition of these, so here we are! Same thing as before: potential gore, blood, swearing, kissing, etc, etc. If you've read my Bleach version, you know where this is going. Just read, review, and request please! *REQUESTS ARE CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!*
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,671 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 5/21/2015
Character X Reader Scenarios: Bleach Edition reviews
Just what the title says. I recently fell in love with the series, and I've been reading a whole bunch of these stories, and this was the result. Warning: Potential blood, gore, passionate kissing scenes, and/or language. Read, review, and request, please! *REQUESTS ARE CLOSED!*
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,713 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 5/12/2015
A Love Frozen in Time reviews
Yuna is the younger sister of Jenna. What happens when she falls for the infamous wolf half-breed? Summary sucks. Just read it. Rated T because I'm paranoid. *Requested by XxWolfMan95xX*
Balto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,311 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 5/28/2015 - Balto, Steele, OC - Complete