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Author has written 8 stories for StarTrek: The Original Series, Spider-Man, and Lost.

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My age: nineteen

What you would classify me as: To tell you the truth, I'm not really sure. I have all the hobbies and interests of a dork, but my friends are pretty cool. Besides that, I know what I'm doing with clothes, I don't smell like B.O. or baloney, and my hair is not greasy and it's cut really cute. And I made the cheerleading team when I tried out for it, so there! So I guess you'd call me a fashionable dork. Whatever.

Fashion type: Basically just think of Cloe on Smallville, and you've got it.

Pets: Three cats, one of them, Tobey, is especially mine, though. Fun facts about Tobey: his fur looks like a cow, his favorite foods are strawberry cheesecake and Doritos, and he gets really hyper from blueberry Gogurt. Also, he has this habit of walking around upstairs by himself and meowing tunefully for no apparent reason. I think he likes to hear himself sing or something. My kitty is such a goofball, I love to talk about him

Siblings: One little brother who's eleven, and a stepsister, who's thirteen.

Fave movies: Spider-Man, Legally Blonde, Star Trek: the Voyage Home, Murder By Death, To Catch a Thief, North By Northwest, The Three Amigos, Bruce Almighty, Scooby Doo, The Incredibles, Two Weeks Notice, Thirteen Going on Thirty, Seabiscuit, Moonstruck, The Great Mouse Detective, Princess Bride

Fave TV shows: Star Trek (original and Next gen.), Lost, Mythbusters, Numb3rs

Fave singers: Kelly Clarkson, Ashlee Simpson, Hillary Duff, Avril Lavigne, Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani (when she's not swearing too much). I know thirteen year olds would probably snicker at the naievity of this list, but hey, I think they're good, okay? Live with it!

Fave bands: Hoobastank, Nickelback

If I had a theme song, it would be: "My World" by Avril Lavigne

Fave websites: Fanfiction.net (DUH!), Playsleuth.com

Religion: Catholic (and proud of it!)

Here's my favorite quotes:

From Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country~
"General Chang:'I'm constant as the Northern Star!"
Dr. McCoy:'I'd give real moneyif he'd just shut up!'"

"I'm a doctor, not an escalator" ~ Dr.McCoy

" What's your beef?" ~ Capt.Kirk, Star Trek

"'Did you rob that bank?' 'I did, but I didn't enjoy it!'"~from "Seems Like Old Times"

"Pudding is pudding, thick and thin!"~ myself

"Nice to have a friend." ~ Peter Parker, "Spider-Man

"To err is human, to forgive, divine." ~private joke

"He's definitely on about something!" ~ Dr. McCoy

"Awkward!" ~ "The Cat in the Hat"

"There is no spoon." "The Matrix"

"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead." ~Stan Laurel

From Scooby-Doo 2~
"Velma: 'I don't know why I'm so scared of guys! I chase monsters and villians, but usually there's just a little scared man inside!'
Daphne: 'It's the same with dating!'"

“I WANT MY KIDNEY BACK!!!!!!!!” John Locke, Lost

“You being near me is affecting my eligibility to be cool.” Friend

“I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt…” Jack Sparrow

“But why is the rum gone?” Jack Sparrow

“But why is the rum always gone?” Jack Sparrow

“Well, throw me for a loop and call me Shakespeare.” Playsleuth.com

Stewie’s suggestions for “The Glad Game” (Family Guy):

“pinwheels”

“a big wedge of cake from the fair’

“a doodad to wear in your hat”

“the first scissor cut into a fresh piece of construction paper”

"Release me from this stink-filled corderoy dungeon!" Stewie (Family Guy)

“Well, I own the hotel, so I live there. My life is very much like Monopoly.” George Wade (Hugh Grant), Two Weeks Notice

From Two Weeks Notice:

“You’ve made me unemployable! You called everyone except Slurpee Heaven!” Lucy (Sandra Bullock)

“That’s not true. I did call Slurpee Heaven, they didn’t want you, said you weren’t ‘slurpee material.’” George Wade (Hugh Grant)

“Wow, that last chili dog’s really barking!” Lucy (Sandra Bullock) Two Weeks Notice

“I’m calling for Julia Fluffbugle…” telephone message

“Name the car with 4-wheel drive, that smells like a steak and seats 35, Canyonero, Canyonerrrro!” Marge Simpson, Simpsons Hit and Run game

“First, there’s garbage, and you can see where that’s gotten you. And then, there’s tin, which is pretty good, unless something goes wrong, and something always goes wrong. And then, there’s copper, which is the only pipe I use. Copper, it costs money, it costs money because it saves money.” Cosmo Castorini, talking about plumbing (Moonstruck)

From Murder By Death:

“I don’t understand this! I don’t like it, don’t like it one bit,” M. Perriet

“I like it, but don’t understand it!” Detective Wong

“Cautiously, wildly, accelerating…” Marge Simpson, Simpsons Hit & Run game

“Sensible shoe to the metal…” Marge Simpson

“That’s interesting…” Jack Sparrow

“What match, ever clapped up so subbenly?” Ancient Gremio, Taming of the Shrew

Status of my stories:

Christmas the Star Trek Way: finished!

Midtown High School Reunion: finished!

Alfie's Turbocycle: finished!

Surfing the Web: off in limbo, basically

The Spacebucklers: getting there, honestly, I am. Someday, I will finish thee, fair Spacebucklers.

Taming of the Captain: six chapters! Yay!

Lost In Lost: Yes, I have bravely plunged into the foray of Lost fic, and I'm plugging away pretty well on this one. Please read, it's funny!

Fr. Spidey: It will be back someday, I swear, but I've got to take things one at a time. Sorry, faithful readers!

You can read my stories a http://www.fictionpress.com/ too. My name there is fashionstatement.

Also, I feel I ought to say I borrowed some of the ideas for my profile from reading some of the extremely hilarious ones on this website. So to all the makers of funny profiles, thanks for the inspiration!

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How to Build a Fire by TohrutheGreat reviews
Kagome is the new leader of the Miko Scout Troop #15, and things are going great! That is, until the smores get burnt, when Inuyasha, the new leader of the Youkai Scout Troop #50 comes into the picture. It's a battle of boys vs. girls! InuKag MirSan
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,921 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Accidentally Going: A Brenna Jones Story by Irishlass18 reviews
So after a "slight" shock I've been brought to a place that should not exist.Have I gone mad?Perhaps.But if this is madness then I never want to be sane;I'm onboard the Enterprise and warning: my story is full of amusing misunderstandings,violent take-overs,body switching,overbearing aliens,time travel,romance,chaos,and yes a wee bit of pon farr read at own peril but I'm no hero.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,444 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - C. Chapel, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Redshirt by skipmunks reviews
Spock has reminisces on a secret love, lost. Spock's POV.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,515 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Spock - Complete
The Horse King of Gondor by Rufious reviews
There was once a time when Gondor had Kings. These are the memoirs of the one who came to be known as the Horse King. Listen to his story. It's rather special.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008
The Laws of Physics by Me reviews
The song of Scotty, one might say, a parody of Simon and Garfunkel's "Sound of Silence" about his skill at defying those laws of physics.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Star Heck II: The Froth Of Kardygon by Drassil reviews
Written not long after Star Heck. An average day for Captain Jirk and his below average crew.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
The Line of the Dunedain by Ranger of the Dunedain reviews
The stories told from the POV of Elladan, Elrohir, Aragorn, and Halbarad. Rated T for language, violence. Please R and R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Aragorn, Elrohir
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Fun in the Sun by HistoryHound reviews
The Enterprise takes Shore Leave on a beach planet. Please comment! Complete!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
Let's Do Crack! by Dancing Feather reviews
Two Trekkies decide to Role Play at 2 something in the morning. This is the reproduction of that sad, fateful scene. :odd enough, hiatus:
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - J. Kirk, Spock
Here Be Dragons by KarraCaz reviews
Spock is haunted by nightmares. As in later life he uses logic to come up with a solution.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Amanda G., Sarek - Complete
An Ocampan Opacity by T'Vau reviews
I offer this as a possible explanation for the hanky panky between Kes and Neelix.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Kes, Neelix - Complete
The Runaway by Lady Suneidesis reviews
After an accident that alters her powers, SpiderMan's daughter joins up with a group of thieves who possess some unusual abilities. Can she survive life on the opposite side of her dad? Epilogue!
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,997 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Complete
Supah Jack Deux! by spookyq42 reviews
Just like Supah Jack, but lemon scented, more sparkly, and shinyer. Has more of a plot, and brand spankin' new characters.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006
Toward a Dark Horizon by Philippa reviews
When Bruce's custody of Richard Grayson is challenged, he finds himself in a deadly race to discover the truth about his young ward.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 130,540 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
S'chol'nios by T'Sura reviews
Young Spock gets an interesting look at humanity through the eyes of a small boy from earth. However, there is something interesting about this boy that Spock cannot help but be curious about.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Spock, Sarek
insert clever and witty title here by PearlGirl reviews
It's FINALLY HERE! The long awaited SEQUEL to 'Read This or Else' cowritten by Alania & Pearlgirl! What will happen when the Enterprise returns to Baltan V? More clones, more Doctor Death, more insanity!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,858 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
The Make of a Captain by Tavia reviews
In a universe where the Enterprise never fights Klingons and Kirk leads a gang of pirates, what will happen when Kirk comes together with the people we know as his closest friends? Update 7-10-04! -COMPLETE-
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,988 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Complete
Chicken Noodle Soup For the Trekkie Soul by Tavia reviews
This is a Star Trek serial. About time I thought of calling it that. Gone on Indefinite Shore Leave
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 137,732 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 7/19/2002
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Lost In Lost reviews
A Skate fangirl is writing Lostfic one stormy night, when lightning strikes, and she and her 3 friends are transported into the show! What will happen to them, and will they ever get to meet Sawyer?
Lost - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2006
The Taming of the Captain reviews
Ever wondered why Jim Kirk never got married? Well, in my universe, he does! This is a story about the girl who won Kirk's heart...and didn't die shortly after. It's got romance, action, humor, and Bones vs. Spock bickering, there's something for everyone
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,610 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - J. Kirk
The Spacebucklers reviews
An AU story in which the Enterprise is carrying secret military files, and Orion pirates attack the ship, and steal the files! Kirk's young son and daughter decide to take the matter into their own hands.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006
Fr Spidey reviews
Two of Peter Parker's kids, Matthew, a Catholic priest, and Jacinta, who is a supehero called Arachna, must use all their powers, superhuman and supernatural, to solve a dangerous mystery about a delinquent 11 year old.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2006
Surfing the Web reviews
A sequel to Midtown High School Reunion (sort of). Spidey's son Mark is 17, and he is using the alter-ego Spider-Boy. When he saves a teenage girl, she asks for his email, and an online romance develops between Spider-Boy and the girl.Mild PG for romance
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005
Midtown High School Reunion reviews
10 yrs after Spider-Man 2, Spidey and M.J. have fourlittle kids. They also have a high school reunion to go to. How will Peter handle the high school crowd now that he's Spider-Man? Well, you'll just have to read and find out! CHAP. 6 IS HERE!
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
Alfie's Turbocycle reviews
I wrote it for the school's writing newspaper. Just a one-chap. about Scotty and Kirk's sons in college, and a funny incident.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2004
Christmas the Star Trek Way reviews
Ever wonder what the crew would be like as parents? This story tells about a Christmas with the kids, Star Trek style.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2004
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