Melannen Halfelven
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Joined 08-15-04, id: 653426, Profile Updated: 11-16-07
Author has written 44 stories for Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, Black Jewels Trilogy, Tom Stoppard, and X-Men: The Movie.

Mix 2 cups of twisted humor, 2 1/2 cups of cynicism, 1 cup of the macabre, and a spoonful of hopeless romanticism. Mix well. Put in oven until half-baked. Sprinkle craziness. Let sit until cool.

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You Wanna Know What I think? by RubyWaters reviews
Just my take on a Joker/OC; not a dark fic; just what I reckon he could be like if he was given a chance; or if he gave himself the chance...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 245,020 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
The Jailers of Fate by cc62827 reviews
Begins after the events of the first movie and will be somewhat AU from there. Logan comes back to the mansion and helps Marie learn to control her mutation. Will be Logan/Marie.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,741 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
Of Summer Sun, Black Neoprene and Chewing Gum by Space-facade reviews
Loosely inspired by the prompt 'I think I love you // chewing gum', works off the X2 and X3 movies to some degree, and will eventually be Wolverine / Rogue. Reviews make me very happy. Seriously.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,851 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
I Have A Theory by I Speak Sarcasm reviews
Booth talks to Cam about something he's been pondering for a while. Inspired by the season 5 promo
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Love is My Religion by Obsidian Sins reviews
Inspired by John Keats. Logan develops new feelings for Rogue. Surrounded by teammates who think it's wrong and a world that wants them dead, the two meet obstacles that may be too much for them to handle.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
Daughter of Time by wednesday-mc reviews
Very AU & Alt Reality. Legolas never left Middle-Earth, but stayed behind to look after Aragorn's children--most specifically the first-born daughter of each generation. This generation's daughter was never prepared to believe in Elves, much less Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 184,054 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Legolas
Guide to Completion by Aralas reviews
AL SLASH. The heart of an elf prince longs to be whole, but a departed mother’s words and a broken gemstone are the only guides he has. The story is being REPOSTED with slight editions. Original plot remains. Apologies to those who have read it before.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,550 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Be a Hero, Kill your ego by LeleChaos reviews
Post TDK. Abigail Matthews thought that it was going to be easy working at Gotham's Dance Academy, but when a certain billionaire and others step into her "easy" life she is not so sure about it anymore. Bruce/OC possible OC/unexpected character.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008
Flickers by A. Meril reviews
Drabbles of varying multiples focused on Nerdanel, Feanor, their family and their lives.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008
On Jedi and Alcohol by Elemarth reviews
Five young padawans leave the Temple to spend a night in the city...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - M. Windu, OC - Complete
A Twist of Fate by Dramione23 reviews
Hermione is sent back in time, with a new identity, for her own good. But what will happen when she falls for a certain black haired stag? CH. 5 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,810 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Hermione G., James P.
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Brothers reviews
Forgotten, but not gone completely. As he tries to uncover Logan's past, Xavier gains insight about the brotherly bond between Wolverine and Victor Creed. A set of drabbles. XMen Origins: Wolverine Spoilers-sort-of.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Sabretooth - Complete
Death of Imladris reviews
From memory into legend, and from legend into myth... poem.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
What of Rohan?
What will become of Rohan once the days of great battles are over? poem.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Lost Fire reviews
Modern Day. Feanor’s just a quaint bookstore manager who minds his own business. What’s all this about him having to duel with a Dark Lord named Morgoth, and what’s the End of Days? AU. Read and review!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007
Painful Existence reviews
A story from the pov of Saetan's grandchild . . . . read and review!
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 2/22/2006
Little Things reviews
Jaenelle's mortality crashes down on Daemon, and he asks himself: what will he do once she is gone? feedback appreciated.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Outside the Box reviews
Involving a dumbfounded Guildenstern and a crossdressing Rosencrantz. Very mild slash.
Tom Stoppard - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Hideous Dream reviews
SLASH. LegolasOC. Legolas has given his heart to a simple palace guard, what will happen between them when he is forced into a political marriage to Arwen? R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Legolas
The Fallen reviews
a poem from the pov of one of the noldor on the Curse of Mandos and the Fall of the Noldor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Story Time reviews
Feanor as a father. Cute oneshot.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Cleansed reviews
Oneshot. Feanor is reborn. R&R!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Life In a Box reviews
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. A senseless parody.... pure foolishness. Life Cereal.... in a box! R&R
Tom Stoppard - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Deja Vu reviews
REVISED! Elladan and Elrohir find that all is not as it seems, for good or for evil, and that joy and pain come in equal proportions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,201 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Elrohir
The Strong Man reviews
A poem. The Zuulaman queens broke the spirit of a very strong man. R&R.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
The Argument to End All Arguments reviews
The arguement to end them all . . . . horse piss or just mediocre wine? oneshot.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Mischief reviews
an ordinary day in Rivendell . . . in other words the twins get into trouble. oneshot. read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Elrohir, Elrond
No More reviews
Hayll is no more. A semidepressing oneshot. Read and review!
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
StarKissed reviews
A series of short stories about Feanor's youth and how it shaped his entire life. R&R
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005
Habits reviews
oneshot. Daemon discovers the ups and downs of married life. And that old habits both the good and the bad die hard. Read and review!
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Complete
Just High Enough reviews
Maedhros remembers his torment on Thangorodrim.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Smoke reviews
Oneshot. The Feanorians land at Losgar, and something goes terribly wrong. summary stinks
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
The Refuser reviews
A young elf of Cuivienen is taken captive by Morgoth's spies.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
The Purpose of Lore reviews
Erestor believes he has no purpose in the modern Arda, but he soon finds one . . .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Erestor - Complete
Melmenya reviews
A short poem in Quenya. From Nienor's pov after she finds out that Turin is actually her brother. REVEIW!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Soul Wound reviews
From the POV of Feanor as he grieves for Finwe, his father.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
The Meaning of Forever reviews
Gondolin has been attacked by Morgoth, and all hope of survival is fading with each second. Ecthelion finds the courage to face his fate, and discovers the meaning of forever.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Complete
The Minstrel reviews
Maglor grieves . . . .
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Complete
We Would Not Be Delayed reviews
a short poem about the Kinslayings at Alqualonde from the pov of Maglor post Silmarillion.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Complete
Broken Roses reviews
a poem about the children at briarwood
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete
Adar! reviews
A sad poem about Elrond and his sons. Its hard to summarize wo making it sound stupid, but its worth reading!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Elrohir, Elrond
Foundations of Stone reviews
one shot. Aragorn looks out at over Minas Tirith and reflects on his past, and begins to despair. Though he finds that not all that was good is gone forever.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Aragorn - Complete
Demons of the Heart reviews
COMPLETE Was previously: ORCS Legolas is taken captive by a brutal host of orcs. He learns about love, betrayal, and friendship as he struggles to rebuild his life after the encounter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 41,071 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Legolas - Complete
I Lante Vala Eldamaro reviews
The Fallen Angel of Elvenhome. A poem in Quenya. A letter from Nerdanel to Feanor upon his leaving Valinor. any ideas on improvement welcome!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2005
Let Them Come reviews
a poem about Feanor in his madness and his fight with the balrogs.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/30/2005
Misery's Pawn reviews
One shot. There was an accident in Imladris and Elrohir was wrongly blamed. Driven away from his home, he wandered. As he tightrope walks between insanity and the real world, he comes to terms with things he never hoped he would have to face.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Elrohir - Complete
Fire and Ice reviews
a poem in Quenya about Aragorn . . . I am not very good at summaries. Tell me what you think.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Aragorn
The Greatest Warrior reviews
A poem about the death of Aragorn and how it effected his people.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Aragorn - Complete
Vendui Lalaith reviews
Is all lost? Have the Elves finally become a diminished race? Is there still hope for their survival? "The sound of a gunshot split the silence of the cool night, then all was silent . . . . . ."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Elrohir, Glorfindel
Legolas Torturer Torture Story reviews
Should be read in conjunction with Pointless Legolas Torture Story Sort Of by Ithilien of the Sky. A one-shot, not really sure how to summarize this. Just my first real try at humor. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Come Now, GilGalad reviews
a poem about Gil-Galad
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/19/2004
Glorfindel of Doriath reviews
a poem about a warrior elf of doriath (Glorfindel)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/19/2004
Fading Fast reviews
a poem about the Elves leaving middle earth
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2004
Passing of Hope and the Departure of Greenleaves reviews
A poem about the death of King Aragorn and Legolas' departure over the Sea to the Undying Lands.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
Minas Tirith reviews
a short poem of minas tirith
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2004