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Joined 08-17-04, id: 654537, Profile Updated: 07-01-10
Author has written 16 stories for Golden Sun, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

This thing was so ridiculously outdated that I thought I'd better start from scratch. So that's exactly what I did! Without further ado, I present to you:

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THE BIG ROCKY EYE

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

GOLDEN SUN: DARK DAWN HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED!!

After seven long years, the end of this accursed wait is in sight.

The Golden Sun shall rise once more.

2010 will be a blessed year.


NOTICE. I apologize for not having updated in the past few months. Unfortunately, my life has taken a turn for the hectic. I am taking a number of difficult courses this term, and on top of that I'm looking for an undergraduate research position! (They look really good on grad school applications, I'm told.) And if that isn't enough, I'm in the middle of a landlord-tenant dispute... Therefore, I won't be updating for a while yet. Please bear with me while I go through the busiest period of my life, and know that I haven't forgotten you, dear readers!

Question. What was wrong with the old profile page?
Answer. It was really, REALLY outdated. I HAD to get rid of it.

Q. It is said that Golden Sun: Dark Dawn will chronicle the descendants of the original Golden Sun characters. Comments?
A. TAKE THAT, MUDSHIPPERS!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

Q. Mudshipper or Valeshipper?
A. Valeshipper.

Q. Kataang or Zutara?
A. Kataang.

Q. Isaac should definitely go out with Mia! That's the way the world works!
A. Not a question, and NOT the way the world works.

Q. OMG YOU ANTI-ZUTARIAN YOU MUST DIE!!
A. Not a question.

Q. What's your take on Taang?
A. No.

Q. Tokka?
A. Sounds like a clock.

Q. Who was the best pianist, Liszt or Thalberg?
A. Chopin.

Q. Why didn't you reply to my review?
A. I was probably too busy to do so, and I apologize. I try to make a habit of replying to reviews, but as time goes on I find I have less and less time to do so. Therefore, I've decided only to reply to reviews when I have more to say than just "Thanks for reviewing!". For those that I don't reply to, I'll be lazy and say it here:

Thanks for the reviews! I really appreciate them!

Q. Is Avatar Aang: An Annotated Bibliography finished? Are you taking more suggestions?
A. Avatar Aang: An Annotated Bibliography will NEVER be finished, and I am ALWAYS taking more suggestions! (I specifically set up the format to be like this.) Keep 'em coming, guys!

Q. Nonne ursa es?
A. Ita. Ursa sum.

Q. Pedicabo ego te et irrumabo!
A. Cur me pedicabis irrumabisque?

Q. Zuko's scar is on the wrong side.
A. You're right - it's not on the right side.

Q. Why do you write so much humour?
A. I don't write the humour. I sit at my computer, and my fingers write the humour. I just watch.

Q. Couldn't you do something serious for once?
A. I would, but my fingers refuse to type anything serious for FF.net.

Q. What is defenestration?
A. Defenestration is what's going to happen to you if you don't stop asking me what defenestration is.

Q. Did you just step on my laptop?
A. ...Yes.

Q. F = ma?
A. No. F = dp/dt.

Q. dx/dt = x.
A. x = exp(t) + C.

Q. Why calculus?
A. I don't know.

Q. Can you play the Tsungi horn?
A. No. I can play the piano, though.

Q. Chopin's studies, or Liszt's?
A. Chopin's, all the way.

Q. Can you play Rach 3?
A. Can you force Aang to have sex with Azula?

Q. Zaang sucks.
A. Would you rather I write Sokkaang?

Q. I want to see Jenna and Felix get it on!
A. ...

Q. I want to see Katara and Sokka get it on!!
A. ...

Q. I want to see Garet and Kay get it on!
A. ... ...

Q. I want to see Zuko and Azula get it on!!
A. Now that's just sick.

Q. Monkey?
A. Cactus juice.


Weird Chemistry: The Kataang-Zutara Reaction

The Kataang-Zutara reaction normally proceeds exceedingly slowly in aqueous solution. However, mixing them in the presence of Azula causes causes a strongly exothermic reaction:

Kataang(aq) + Zutara(aq) --> Katara(aq) + (1/2) Zuzu(g) + Taang(s)

Zutara is normally only sparingly soluble in water, and will not react significantly with either aqueous Kataang solution or Azula reagent in isolation. In the presence of Azula reagent, some Zu+ ions will react under the influence of the Azula catalyst to form Zuzu(g). Without the presence of Kataang(aq), the resulting Tara- ions would react with the Zuzu gas to reform Zutara. However, in the presence of Kataang Ka+ ions quickly react with the Tara- ions to form Katara(aq) before they can react with Zuzu(g), while the Azula Lightning Effect reduces the resultant Taang+(aq) to Taang(s).

In other words, if you mix Kataang and Zutara while Azula's around, Zuko will leave in a huff and Katara will watch as "chemistry" happens between Toph and Aang. WTF?


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Avatar Aang: An Annotated Bibliography reviews
How will the historians of the future see Aang and his friends? What books and stories will they write about them? Find out in the driest, most academic fanfic you'll ever read!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 21,028 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Aang
Ten Love Duets reviews
Between Sokka, Katara, Zuko, Aang and Toph there are ten possible pairings. Here is a oneshot for each of them. Mostly crack. Chapter 8 - Zukaang: How drunk do you have to be to mistake Zuko for Katara? ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,429 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
Silence reviews
When people fall silent, others are going to say something. CRACK!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008
Midnight Madness reviews
For Twilight Rose2's contest. The Gaang gets stuck in a mall after closing. Zuko thinks something weird's going on; the others think he's a little paranoid. But maybe he's right, after all... Assassins, a flautist who wanted first and MORE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
The Cactus Juice Tales reviews
...in which is Post'd for the Enjoyment of the General Publick various Tales concerning the esteem'd Avatar and his Friends, and in which is Establish'd the Fact that the Author is certifiably Insane. Third Tale: PERVERTS!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008
Dreams in Dreams reviews
My first Avatar fanfic. I must have been on crack writing this - why am I posting it again? Aang dreams, then dreams that he wakes up. Rinse and repeat. Boy, his dreams are weird. WARNING: Ending may be a..."bit"...cliche.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Aang - Complete
Marriage Woes reviews
The plot, well...the chapter title explains all. The plot begins to get off its behind and start moving...
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,843 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 9/24/2004
Sibling Feuds reviews
Sometimes, being a crybaby gets you revenge over your younger sibling. At least, that's how Felix sees it.
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,096 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 10/3/2004
They Failed the Test, After All reviews
No, I will not spoil the plot for you. It's boring at first, but (hopefully) should get interesting later on. What would happen if good eggs go rotten?
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2005
Random Funny Stories reviews
Chapter 2: Kyle's Diary. No peeking! Oh, and if you don't like OOCness, stay out on peril of hating me forever! Actually, that wasn't much of a threat, but whatever.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005
The Cardboard Box reviews
Not everyone wants the same thing for Christmas.
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
Peace reviews
A guess at what goes on in the minds of one who lost their loved ones in the attacks on Tuesday, September 11, 2001. Let us never forget.
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Still Her Lively Old Self reviews
For Akiko's fic challenge The worst story on this entire site! Enter with caution! I don't think it even qualifies for the contest. I'm taking my chances though!
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Complete
Isaac and Mia's Anniversary reviews
A whole lot of stupidity. Got the idea off of Fairly Oddparents. A one-shot about Isaac and Mia's anniversary. Yes, it sucks. It's stupid also. Just read!
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Complete
Stupid Commercials! reviews
Our favourite adepts (and not so favored adepts) have some products to market! Want to see their silly marketing pitches? Read inside! (Discontinued)
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004
Golden Sun Insanity! reviews
Isaac plays the piano, Garet gets into a food fight, Piers joins Alex in a glacial burial, Felix ruins Ivan and Sheba's marriage and Mercury Lighthouse has been lit with the Mars Star! Lots of stupid insanity! WARNING: MAY BE TORTURE TO SOME READERS.
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,611 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete