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Author has written 9 stories for Anime X-overs, Yu-Gi-Oh, Teen Titans, Pokémon, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, Twilight, and Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club.
This quote I found on Wiki amused me.
Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.
—Lev Grossman, TIME, July 18, 2011
"FULLMETAL LOL" HAS OFFICIALLY MADE IT TO TVTROPES:
Thank you to CelticKawaii for the awesome tropes listed, and anyone else who might have added :D
Thank you to eyeheartturtles for the amazing recommendation :D
ADDITIONALLY "Shingeki No Puru" was also recommended by iodizedpepper:
ALSO I AM ON TEH TUMBLS
AND ALSO VAGUELY PUTTING TOGETHER A ZAZZLE ACCOUNT (IT'S PATHETIC RIGHT NOW BUT GO LOOK AT IT ANYWAY):
I'm just your average, boring office worker with an overactive imagination who lets out all her crazy in the form of crack fiction and chibi doodles.
Age: Too old to be on this website.
Gender: IM A LADY
Blood Type: Coffee
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Leafy
Height: Let's just say I'd be good at using the three-dimensional maneuver gear because of my very low center of gravity
Likes: Conventions, libraries, junk food, pretty things
Dislikes: Awkward situations, forgetting my phone, all of my college degrees
Hobbies: Writing story ideas as they come to me and then never actually writing them. Also, I enjoy writing back to readers who took the time to review :3
I...completely forgot I had an account on this thing.
Anyway, I call myself Nimrochan, and I used to write what I like to call "crack-fanfiction" in high school whenever I was bored. Now, I'm working full time, and I have far better things I should be doing.
But writing crack-fics is too much fun 8D
I realized I should probably put more information about myself.
I live in Florida, where it's very hot and I don't go outdoors that often. I have also lived in Israel and Japan.
I watch a lot of anime. I also like reading. I'm too lazy to list all the shows, movies, anime, and books that I like but they're all really good.
I'm not fond of when people insist on showing me youtube videos of cats. For some reason I've met an alarming number of people who do this to me.
But I will admit that I love videos of turtles eating for some reason...
I also can't stand reality shows. Just, not judging anyone who watches those, but when I come home and my sister is watching one I have to leave again.
Anyway, I also enjoy swimming, writing, drawing, and petting animals that are in my vicinity. I can also speak beginner/intermediate Hebrew and Japanese.
My parents divorced when I was very young. I think that's why I love cartoons so much.
In real life I'm actually much more shy and quiet than I am on the Internet. People have mistaken this for me being cold or mean. I think I have a scary face. But I do try to always be nice, be it on the Internet or real life. If you wrote to me and I haven't written back, it's either because a) I didn't receive your message, or b) I'm being shy and awkward and I'm terribly sorry.
I am also a hypochondriac. That is why I swore off Webmd and watching "House." I'm quite happy with that decision.
Like many people, I love animals. Except for hamsters, they creep me out. At one point I had considered being a vet, but the idea was dismissed after remembering how lazy I am with intense studies.
Crackfiction and chibis are my only talents. I suppose my original writing is good too, but I can't really know since I don't generally let people read any of it *self-conscious*
My dreams are very big and include many things. I like traveling a lot, so maybe I'll get into international business and continue to learn languages. On the other hand, I like creating things and entertaining people, so I'd also like to maybe be a producer or writer and get into movies/TV shows. I've also considered being a plumber at one point (I have many good reasons for this: little job competition, good pay, people will always need plumbers hence there will always be work, I enjoy fixing things, Mario is a plumber, etc.) My ultimate dream is to be a mangaka (manga artist), but lack of professional drawing abilities, lack of fluency in Japanese, and being lazy in general would probably hinder that. Hey I'm a realist, what can I say.
WEIRD THINGS ABOUT ME
I collect weird mugs and notebooks
The sound of my laughter is that of a dying hyena
I have a severe phobia of bees
I have spent literally years of my life getting my Gollum impersonation down to an eerie perfection
I am a pessimist
I hate zombie movies but love zombie video games for some reason
(EDIT: I loved Zombieland)
I love birds
I have a scar on my left wrist from when I burned myself making Mac N' Cheese
I don't like apples
English is not my first language
I almost got arrested for sneaking into a school auditorium after hours so I could watch anime on a big screen
I made that last part up
Or maybe I didn't
I was once accidentally exposed to pepper spray
All my friends are taller than me
All of them
I once handled a Gila monster
It was awesome
CGI babies and dancing animals seriously creep me out
I like Glee songs but I don't watch Glee
The man who handed me the Gila monster is a 6'4" friend of mine
I'm slowly starving to death because I'm so broke
I still laugh at Looney Tunes. Like, really hard.
I once worked at a petshop
Where I discovered fish cannot live in a bowl
I felt lied to
I am a 90's chick. I listen to Nirvana and watch old Warner Bros. cartoons, Sailor Moon and Dragonball Z are among my first anime, and I got my first cell phone at 16 and my first laptop at 18.
I like being a 90's chick.
I failed high school Algebra
I didn't learn how to bike until I was twenty
I have a scar on my left knee from when I crashed my bike after a bee flew in my face... at age twenty
I am of that generation of Harry Potter readers who literally grew up with the characters, and waited til the midnight releases of the last three books
I don't know if I'll ever love anything more than I do Harry Potter or Fullmetal Alchemist
(Edit: ATTACK ON EFFING TITAN)
I cuss like a sailor whenever I play video games
Pointlessy stupid and ironic things happen to me all the time
I think it's why I hate sitcom humor so much
I sometimes experience sleep paralysis
I look exactly the same as I did ten years ago and it really freaks people out
My handwriting makes my English teachers cry
I think that the "Major Boobage" episode of South Park was the funniest 23 minutes of my life
My fingertips get so cold that sometimes my touchscreen doesn't work for me
Bad horror movies are my guilty pleasure
My handwriting makes me cry
Sometimes I get so bored I narrate my life out-loud
My hips are double-jointed
And I can sit in a way that makes my legs look broken
It's really creepy
Most of my cell phone photos are of baked goods and weird bugs I find
If I where a witch, I'd be a Gryffindor
And my Patronus would be a Star-Bellied Sneetch
And I wouldn't ever actually see said Patronus because I'd be a Squib
Why did they let me be a Gryffindor if I'm a Squib?
People tell me that I always look frustrated or angry
But honestly my face is just like that
I like learning things, but I usually forget what I learned a week later at the most
I can't stop adding things to this profile
I find assembling IKEA furniture strangely therapeutic
I'm so pale I can't find a makeup foundation to match my skin color
I can't cook
I have a scar on my right leg from when my roommate's laundry pile became self-aware and attacked me
I don't like computer animation
(EDIT: Except for Finding Nemo)
I didn't graduate college in time despite my awesome grades
I argue with commercials
I argue with books
I sometimes wish I had a tail
MY BUCKET LIST- things I want to do while I'm alive
Be a zombie extra in a zombie movie
Publish something. Anything.
Make an abridged series (so far all of my ideas are terrible)
Get over my fear of bees
Adopt a puppy
Invent a soda
Travel all of Asia
Watch all the anime on my hard drive
Meet Hiromu Arakawa, Shinichiro Watanabe, Isayama Hajime, and the entire cast of the Avengers
MY NICKNAMES that were assigned to me without my consent
Kofujoshi Hetakunoichi (Little nasty woman, Unskilled female ninja)
Mac N' Cheese
THINGS THAT INSPIRE MY CRACK WRITING
As you may know, I love writing humor. I especially enjoy parodying stories I love, and completely messing with the characters while destroying what made those stories great. It amuses me.
These following things inspire me (I try to pick from a wide variety of inspiration):
Rick and Morty
Seinfeld (it's a classic)
Curb Your Enthusiasm (same dysfunction as Seinfeld but it's more vulgar and, somehow, annoying in a funny way.)
Married with Children
Malcolm in the Middle
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Catch-22 (a novel)
Harold and Kumar
Eurotrip (it's not very well known but it's hilarious, I swear by it)
Rat Race (because Mr. Bean was in it)
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series (that counts as British, right?)
Oh where to begin. All that weird, surreal, slapstick humor found in anime…xD
I guess my biggest inspiration here is Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, which I'm fairly certain was made by force-feeding acid to the characters and setting all the story boards on fire.
(EDIT and also Excel Saga and Gintama. I only started watching those but yeah. Epic.)
STUFF IN THE WORKS:
I'm currently working on some experimental crack parodies
1) Samurai Champloo
4) Harry Potter
5) Death Note
6) Harry Potter/Twilight (see "Hogwight" below)
The Fullmetal Alchemist parody and Shingeki No Puru crossover take priority, of course.
Other suggestions welcome!
Anything else I have here was written YEARS ago, and I wasn't as good a writer then (but they still got very decent reviews, and I still like them a whole lot, so feel free to check them out!)
If anyone enjoyed the Teen Titans fic I wrote a few years ago, please check out this audio book of the first three chapters by Millie a.k.a. Assassinating:
And if you enjoyed that, here's the next three:
She's a very talented voice actress and artist, check out her website:
ALSO- Titan!Haruka and Drunk!Edward by ShadesOfSilver7:
If you have created a piece of fan work based on my silly fics of words that I have made and you are not listed here, please let me know, it will make me very happy.
So, that's it for now. If you read all of this, you have a lot of patience for my nonsense and I thank you.
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