White Thestral
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Joined 08-17-04, id: 654783, Profile Updated: 12-14-08
Author has written 11 stories for Sailor Moon X-overs, Yu Yu Hakusho, Kingdom Hearts, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Naruto.

Name: Callie

Appearance: Short (5'2" -_-;) and pale, with brown hair, blue eyes, wears glasses, generally keeps to self.

Location: In Ye Olde South Dakota (If you don't know where this is, I'm sure as hell not going to tell you. Oh yes, and to you would-be tourists who always ask us where we put Mount Rushmore in the winter, read carefully-- IT'S FOUR FREAKING FACES CARVED INTO A FREAKING MOUNTAIN THAT IS FREAKING STUCK IN THE FREAKING GROUND. So naturally, we put it in Rushmore Cave. Where else did you expect us to put it? Geez...that was sarcasm, in case you didn't know.)

Fav. pastimes: read books, listen to music, play video games, daydream, pester my mom, do puzzles, pick on my two cousins(no, I don't have just two cousins, I just like to pick on these two in particular because they never pass up a chance to annoy me).

Things I Hate: being ordered around by anyone older than me and having that as justification, go to school(THE ULTIMATE EVIL!), waking up early, closed-minded people, idiotic tourists, completely random fics with no plot, with no good grammar, punctuation, spelling, and capitalization that's all jammed into one paragraph. (though faulty programs don't count, and you can't do a damn thing about them most of the time)

Fav. Anime: Sailor Moon, Shaman King, Hellsing, Spirited Away, Yu Yu Hakusho, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Naruto, Twelve Kingdoms, Zatch Bell, Gunslinger Girl

Fav. Games: Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2, Final Fantasy VII, Spyro, Crash, Threads of Fate, Dark Alliance 1 & 2

Fav. Books: Tamora Pierce, Harry Potter, Janet Evanovich, Young Wizards, Ella Enchanted, Artemis Fowl

Fav. Pairings (Usagi-centered):

Harry Potter:

Harry/Usagi
Sirius/Usagi
Remus/Usagi

Kingdom Hearts:

Cloud/Usagi
Leon/Usagi
Sora/Usagi
Riku/Usagi

Yu Yu Hakusho:

Yusuke/Usagi
Hiei/Usagi
Kurama/Usagi

Zatch Bell:

Kiyo/Usagi
Brago/Usagi

Fullmetal Alchemist:

Ed/Usagi
Roy/Usagi
Scar/Usagi
Envy/Usagi

Inuyasha:

Inuyasha/Usagi
Sesshoumaru/Usagi

Naruto:

Naruto/Usagi
Sasuke/Usagi
Itachi/Usagi
Gaara/Usagi

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Fav. Quotes:

"AHHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's the flaming red gummi fishies of DOOM! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Me and Nyx after we've eaten too much sugar.

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Havoc: The classic sewer escape.

Mustang: Don't follow him.

Havoc: Dammit, I was about to jump in.

Hughes: Nice mess. Is it over yet?

Mustang: You know, you could try to help while you're here, Hughes.

Hughes: Lay off. I'm as normal as they come, and this is a contest of freaks. What do you want me to do, fire my slingshot at him?

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Hughes: Hey, I've got a message from Roy.

Ed: You mean the colonel?

Hughes: He said, 'Don't die under my command, you're enough of a pain without the paperwork.' That was it.

Ed: Tell him fine, there's no way I'm dying before you do, you morally bankrupt colonel with a god complex.

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"What's so wonderful about cocaine?"

"Well, uh...it intensifies your...personality!"

"Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"

Bill Cosby

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"So we'll be meat before we're dead?"- Nyx

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Nyx: (rips hair off of Terry's arm)

Terry: Godamnit, I'm gonna burn your eyes out!

Nyx: No, you can't do that!

Terry: Why?!

Nyx: I need my eyes!!

Terry: Why?

Nyx: Because one's Creativity and the other's Imagination, and I need both to look at you.

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"It smells like dead cookies in here!" my brother

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Example of a perfectly ordinary night with my family:

Nyx, Geoff and I are sitting in the basement playing Freakstyle on PS2 and I lost...

Nyx: Now nobody loves you 'cuz you're a LOSER!

Geoff: Yeah, even I don't love you!

Me: (sniffles) Nobody loves me...(sees Willie the cat) Willie loves me! (tries to hug the cat)

Willie: RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR! (runs off)

Me: Nobody loves me! (wails)

Nyx/Geoff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Geoff: Okay, now gimme the controller.

Me:...No.

Geoff: Callie-- GIVE IT! (reaches over)

Me:NO! MINE! (bites his arm)

Geoff: (shrieks like a little girl)

Me: Okay, you can have it now! (throws controller at him)

Later on, when I'm back in the running...

Geoff: Hey Callie, guess what?

Me: What?

Geoff: I'm gonna beat you.

(pause)

Me: Hey Geoff, guess what?

Geoff: What?

Me: I never had my rabies shots.

Example Number 2: My mom, brother, sister and I are sitting downstairs playing Mario Brothers...

Liz: (after Mario dies yet again) Fark!

Alex: (snorts) Fark?

Liz: Oh, shut up. I'm trying not to swear.

Me: (trying not to laugh and not remotely suceeding)

Mom: I did tell her to use her imagination.

Liz: Exactly! So don't go trying to narc on my fark!

Alex: Trust me, Liz-- nobody's going to go narc-ing on your fark-ing.

Scariest thing? Everybody except me was able to say that with a straight face.

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Upcoming Stories

Overstep

She, a homunculi, loved an alchemist with all her being. But for a soulless creature to love, she rose above her limits without thinking of the consequences. In doing so, she overstepped, and paid the price. Love has no meaning in Hell. EnvyxSerenaxEd

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Handle With Care

Al is missing his brother, and Serena is missing the lies she used to believe in. Can a stormy night, a half-drowned kitten, and a few mugs of hot chocolate bring two lonely souls together? Never-before-done AlxSerena

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Bitter

A cat hanyou, a dog lord, an old friend, and the sacredshards that bind them all together. It's too bad Sesshomaru and Serenity got off on ENTIRELY the wrong foot. SessxSere

Current Story Statuses:

Fade Out: Yep, she's getting redone.

Skeletons in the Closet: Same story as above, though I now have no clue where I am going with it. HELP PLEASE!!

The Fool: It's finished! Why am I bothering to write this again? Oh, yeah... I was thinking about making a sequel for it, wasn't I? And maybe rewriting it, since there seems to be a policy against songfics now... Isn't there? Hell, I don't know. I'd be really grateful if somebody told me...

The Lies We Tell: Currently taking a bit of a rest-- I'm on a bit of a Naruto kick, but don't worry, I'll get back to it.

Strands of Light: It's an on again, off again thing. Just a little collection of drabbles and oneshots that I hug to my heart...

Inglorious: It'll be relatively short, owing to the fact I've only seen so many YYH episodes. Short but sweet, as I'd like to think.

Torn: My current main project-- don't you look at me like that! I see you giving me those dirty looks, don't think I don't know what you're thinking...You're thinking about grabbing a random object and beating me senseless aren't you? Well you can't, because you don't know where I am!...Unless you're standing outside the window right now, and if you are, stay back! I have a...a...(rips through stuff) a CLOTHESPIN!! Oh yeah, I bet you're scared now, aren't you?...Ok, I'm done now. Sorry.

Rage of Swords by Baka Neko reviews
Alternate Universe: The Elric brothers revive their mother successfully. Unfortunately, the consequences are terrible. (Warning: Character Death)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,048 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 11/10/2004
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Fade Out reviews
They met by a chance of fate and embarked on an incredible journey, but when she sacrifices herself for him, how far will he go to bring her back? Kingdom HeartsSailor Moon SoraUsagi IMPORTANT AN!
Crossover - Sailor Moon X-overs & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,921 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 8/25/2004
Whispers in the Dark reviews
You will never be rid of me, he whispered. She smiled brokenly and replied, I never have been. AU, Narutoxover. DARK
Crossover - Sailor Moon X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Itachi U.
May It Be reviews
Naruto xover There is more to the Kyuubi than meets the eye.
Crossover - Sailor Moon X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Meant To Live reviews
Narutoxover with Blood Plus elements All Uzumaki Usagi ever wanted was to get out of Konoha and live a normal life without the villagers breathing down her neck. But with persistent Hokages, motherhen senseis and her own dark past, will she ever be free?
Crossover - Sailor Moon X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,588 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007
Give Unto Me reviews
It's not like you cared, is it? If you really had cared about me, would you have left me behind? I don't know anymore... AU, SMxNaruto, details inside
Crossover - Sailor Moon X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,883 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Itachi U.
Torn reviews
You...What the hell are you? Yusuke spat angrily. Serenity flinched slightly, answering, I am a mistake of nature, something even the gods condemn...you wouldn't understand. AU YYHxSM
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/24/2006
Inglorious reviews
Yukina...Did I hurt you again? she asked timidly. The ice apparation's soft sobs were Usagi's only answer, and her shoulders sagged unhappily. I'm so sorry... she whispered, fighting back tears of her own. I always mess things up.
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2006
The Lies We Tell reviews
There are some things that should never be spoken aloud, some things too horrible to say, and she would do anything to protect the ones she loves from them. But how can she protect them when she can't even save herself? AU, Fullmetal Alchemist crossover,
Crossover - Sailor Moon X-overs & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,278 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Edward E.
Strands of Light reviews
There are strands of light that connect people to each other, unseen by many, that make sure you never forget...
Crossover - Sailor Moon X-overs & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2005
The Fool reviews
ONESHOT YYHSM Letting go is a hard thing for Usagi Tsukino, but she has to do just that.YxU,YxK slight HxU
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
Skeletons in the Closet reviews
Nearly everyone has their own inner demons. Some can't really contend with them. Usagi is on the brink of insanity trying to cope. Can Sora bring her back before it's too late? KingdomHeartsSailorMoon SoraUsa
Crossover - Sailor Moon X-overs & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/7/2004 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Sora