Author has written 11 stories for Sailor Moon X-overs, Yu Yu Hakusho, Kingdom Hearts, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Naruto.
Appearance: Short (5'2" -_-;) and pale, with brown hair, blue eyes, wears glasses, generally keeps to self.
Location: In Ye Olde South Dakota (If you don't know where this is, I'm sure as hell not going to tell you. Oh yes, and to you would-be tourists who always ask us where we put Mount Rushmore in the winter, read carefully-- IT'S FOUR FREAKING FACES CARVED INTO A FREAKING MOUNTAIN THAT IS FREAKING STUCK IN THE FREAKING GROUND. So naturally, we put it in Rushmore Cave. Where else did you expect us to put it? Geez...that was sarcasm, in case you didn't know.)
Fav. pastimes: read books, listen to music, play video games, daydream, pester my mom, do puzzles, pick on my two cousins(no, I don't have just two cousins, I just like to pick on these two in particular because they never pass up a chance to annoy me).
Things I Hate: being ordered around by anyone older than me and having that as justification, go to school(THE ULTIMATE EVIL!), waking up early, closed-minded people, idiotic tourists, completely random fics with no plot, with no good grammar, punctuation, spelling, and capitalization that's all jammed into one paragraph. (though faulty programs don't count, and you can't do a damn thing about them most of the time)
Fav. Anime: Sailor Moon, Shaman King, Hellsing, Spirited Away, Yu Yu Hakusho, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Naruto, Twelve Kingdoms, Zatch Bell, Gunslinger Girl
Fav. Games: Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2, Final Fantasy VII, Spyro, Crash, Threads of Fate, Dark Alliance 1 & 2
Fav. Books: Tamora Pierce, Harry Potter, Janet Evanovich, Young Wizards, Ella Enchanted, Artemis Fowl
Fav. Pairings (Usagi-centered):
Yu Yu Hakusho:
"AHHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's the flaming red gummi fishies of DOOM! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Me and Nyx after we've eaten too much sugar.
Havoc: The classic sewer escape.
Mustang: Don't follow him.
Havoc: Dammit, I was about to jump in.
Hughes: Nice mess. Is it over yet?
Mustang: You know, you could try to help while you're here, Hughes.
Hughes: Lay off. I'm as normal as they come, and this is a contest of freaks. What do you want me to do, fire my slingshot at him?
Hughes: Hey, I've got a message from Roy.
Ed: You mean the colonel?
Hughes: He said, 'Don't die under my command, you're enough of a pain without the paperwork.' That was it.
Ed: Tell him fine, there's no way I'm dying before you do, you morally bankrupt colonel with a god complex.
"What's so wonderful about cocaine?"
"Well, uh...it intensifies your...personality!"
"Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"
"So we'll be meat before we're dead?"- Nyx
Nyx: (rips hair off of Terry's arm)
Terry: Godamnit, I'm gonna burn your eyes out!
Nyx: No, you can't do that!
Nyx: I need my eyes!!
Nyx: Because one's Creativity and the other's Imagination, and I need both to look at you.
"It smells like dead cookies in here!" my brother
Example of a perfectly ordinary night with my family:
Nyx, Geoff and I are sitting in the basement playing Freakstyle on PS2 and I lost...
Nyx: Now nobody loves you 'cuz you're a LOSER!
Geoff: Yeah, even I don't love you!
Me: (sniffles) Nobody loves me...(sees Willie the cat) Willie loves me! (tries to hug the cat)
Willie: RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR! (runs off)
Me: Nobody loves me! (wails)
Geoff: Okay, now gimme the controller.
Geoff: Callie-- GIVE IT! (reaches over)
Me:NO! MINE! (bites his arm)
Geoff: (shrieks like a little girl)
Me: Okay, you can have it now! (throws controller at him)
Later on, when I'm back in the running...
Geoff: Hey Callie, guess what?
Geoff: I'm gonna beat you.
Me: Hey Geoff, guess what?
Me: I never had my rabies shots.
Example Number 2: My mom, brother, sister and I are sitting downstairs playing Mario Brothers...
Liz: (after Mario dies yet again) Fark!
Alex: (snorts) Fark?
Liz: Oh, shut up. I'm trying not to swear.
Me: (trying not to laugh and not remotely suceeding)
Mom: I did tell her to use her imagination.
Liz: Exactly! So don't go trying to narc on my fark!
Alex: Trust me, Liz-- nobody's going to go narc-ing on your fark-ing.
Scariest thing? Everybody except me was able to say that with a straight face.
She, a homunculi, loved an alchemist with all her being. But for a soulless creature to love, she rose above her limits without thinking of the consequences. In doing so, she overstepped, and paid the price. Love has no meaning in Hell. EnvyxSerenaxEd
Handle With Care
Al is missing his brother, and Serena is missing the lies she used to believe in. Can a stormy night, a half-drowned kitten, and a few mugs of hot chocolate bring two lonely souls together? Never-before-done AlxSerena
A cat hanyou, a dog lord, an old friend, and the sacredshards that bind them all together. It's too bad Sesshomaru and Serenity got off on ENTIRELY the wrong foot. SessxSere
Current Story Statuses:
Fade Out: Yep, she's getting redone.
Skeletons in the Closet: Same story as above, though I now have no clue where I am going with it. HELP PLEASE!!
The Fool: It's finished! Why am I bothering to write this again? Oh, yeah... I was thinking about making a sequel for it, wasn't I? And maybe rewriting it, since there seems to be a policy against songfics now... Isn't there? Hell, I don't know. I'd be really grateful if somebody told me...
The Lies We Tell: Currently taking a bit of a rest-- I'm on a bit of a Naruto kick, but don't worry, I'll get back to it.
Strands of Light: It's an on again, off again thing. Just a little collection of drabbles and oneshots that I hug to my heart...
Inglorious: It'll be relatively short, owing to the fact I've only seen so many YYH episodes. Short but sweet, as I'd like to think.
Torn: My current main project-- don't you look at me like that! I see you giving me those dirty looks, don't think I don't know what you're thinking...You're thinking about grabbing a random object and beating me senseless aren't you? Well you can't, because you don't know where I am!...Unless you're standing outside the window right now, and if you are, stay back! I have a...a...(rips through stuff) a CLOTHESPIN!! Oh yeah, I bet you're scared now, aren't you?...Ok, I'm done now. Sorry.
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