Padfoot's Sidekick
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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.
Padfoot's Sidekick: Hello Folks! What's up? I'm Padfoot's Sidekick -

Sirius: Yes! MY sidekick! Not yours! MINE!

Padfoot's Sidekick: Right. . . . Anyway, as I was saying before I was so RUDELY interupted. I'm Padfoot's Sidekick and -

Sirius: MY sidekick! ALL MINE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Padfoot's Sidekick: ZIP IT!

Sirius: FINE! Be that way!

Padfoot's Sidekick: See what I have to put up with? Whatever. Before HE shoots glare at Sirius, who is whistling innocently interupts me again, for those who want to know (there's not many of you are there?) here's some stuff about me, Padfoot's Sidekick.

Sirius: MY sideki-

Padfoot's Sidekick: SHUT UP!

Sirius: Eep!

Pen name: Padfoot's Sidekick

Gender: Female

Eye color: Bright blue

Hair color: Red

Country of origin: USA!

Animagus shape: Golden Eagle

Favourite books: Harry Potter, Island of the Aunts, Ella Enchanted, Trickster's Choice, Protector of the Small, Song of the Lioness, The Immortals, Beauty, Spindle's End, Eragon, Abarat, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Favourite movies: Peter Pan (the new one), My Girl, Lord of the Rings (all of them), Ella Enchanted, Harry Potter #3, Down with Love

Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, jet skiing, knee boarding, pranking unsuspecting random people, making up new words (why you ask? I dunno!), listening to music, surfing the net, practising rifalry (another reason not to annoy me), singing (rather horribly, I must admit), daydreaming, zoning out in math class, eating sugar, and being totally hyper! WEEEEEEEEE!

Favourite Harry Potter characters: Sirius Black (duh), Ron Weasley, Fred and George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Remus Lupin, Lily Evens-Potter, James Potter, Voldemort (I actually hate his guts! It's just so much fun to imagine him being tortured!)

Padfoot's Sidekick: CI:-D> Hey! It's a guy with an afro, a unibrow, and a goatee! COOL!

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What It Takes To Win Bell by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
-COMPLETE- Oliver Wood just can’t believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why.... Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Curses to Coffee by oy vey reviews
After a long nights patrolling and coffee intake, all Tonks needs is to be hit with a spell banned during World War 2 for its effects on highly caffeinated blood... NTSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,901 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - N. Tonks, Severus S.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5417 - Favs: 10,223 - Follows: 3,086 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Subtle Knife by katyana reviews
Harry finds he has a strange affinity with a stranger he meets on a park bench near the Botanic Gardens in Oxford. This encounter only gets stranger when he is introduced to Kirjava, Will's 'cat'. Crossover with His Dark Materials
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,846 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P.
If I did it, here's how it happened by Myrtle the Tyrtle reviews
Harry Potter is dead! But who did it? None of our suspects have [or have they?], but are explaining how they would have. You can join in too! See inside for details. Contains HG, RHr, DG, DHr, HHr, ColinUmbridge and more. WARNING may cause sides to split!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,950 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006
Two Weeks by OSUSprinks reviews
Hideaway contest My 1st ever FiliusPomona fic. Mona returns to Hogwarts to find pests have taken over her greenhouses. Filius comes to the rescue of her plants and perhaps Pomona herself. Happy reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/26/2007 - F. Flitwick, P. Sprout - Complete
You Are My Sunshine by formerlyknownasone reviews
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray .You'll never know dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away... A really sad KBOW. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
PI DAY by formerlyknownasone reviews
YES, I am refering to that mathematical symbol in math. Pi. Today is Pi Day, and Draco Malfoy is glad of it. DMHG oneshot. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rings and Medallions by The Red Dragons Order reviews
Sauron has gotten hold of the Aztec gold, which can only spell trouble. Hey ho, hey ho, a-treasure huntin’ we go! Sequel to PAW, RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,806 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 6/28/2004
In Cold Blood by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Nothing but a blend of overused plots and an ending that I haven't seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 169 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Albus' Secret by OSUSprinks reviews
ADMM written for a contest at the Hideaway and as a companion piece for A Secret Love. What is Albus' Secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
His Royal Idiocy by The Potter Identity reviews
Ron has always been an idiot, but this time his new...experimentations with Lavender Brown are enough to get Hermione a little pissed off, and a little more than horny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Incredibly Dense Mind of Lois Lane by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. It's a few years post Smallville. Lois Lane and Clark Kent are both reporters at the Daily Planet, often covering the exploits of Superman. Clark decides it's time for Lois to know his secret. He just thinks telling her would be too easy.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,898 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
A Bunch Of 'X's and 'O's by formerlyknownasone reviews
Oliver doesn't know why everyone signs off their letter with 'XOXO's... Nor does he know what it means. Katie Bell shows him its true meaning. A KBOW oneshot. Read, and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Bloody Hell by OSUSprinks reviews
ADMM written for a challenge on the Boards. On their way to the kitchens the trio find a little more than they expected!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Reality Bites Hard by sakurayamakawa reviews
What if Hermione Granger found out that not only was she NOT a Granger... but she was the daughter of one of the most powerful wizards to ever walk the earth! No WONDER she's so good at magic! But what's this? she's going to be put into... SLYTHERIN!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 29,860 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 165 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 210 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Newton's Second Law by formerlyknownasone reviews
Newton's Second law states that the acceleration of an object is directly proportional to the exerted force. George decides to be the 'force'and speed things up for Katie. Guess who is the object...again? Oliver. A KBOW oneshot.R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
He and She by OSUSprinks reviews
ADMM Fanfic100 Challenge Response: How do he and she feel?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Fred Weasley Has A Brilliant Solution by formerlyknownasone reviews
Fred is sure this thing between Katie and Oliver isn't pure loathe. So he dazzles everyone with a simple but brilliant solution. KBOW one shot. R&R. EVERYONE SEEMS TO OWN A BROOM CUPBOARD KISSING STORY OUT HERE SO I NEED ONE HERE TOO!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Say it, Prongslet! by Un Petit Diable reviews
[One Shot] James and Sirius are competing to be Harry's first word. They're in for a little surprise [Drabble fic]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
Minerva and the Seer by beMMADfabulous reviews
Sybill Trelawney has a vision concerning Minerva McGonagall and Albus Dumbledore. Minerva, however, assures her of the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Come Rain or Come Shine by OSUSprinks reviews
My first Ron and Hermione fic, written for a contest at the Hideaway. Fifteen years after they first met, they have just had their first child. This is Ron having a little talk with his boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
In Which Tonks Dances by the.gold.in.the.shadow reviews
Wait! There’s going to be dancing! Do I have to dance? I mean it’d probably be hazardous to other person’s health.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 107 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A ChildMinerva Christmas by OSUSprinks reviews
ADMM Written for ChildMinerva's Secret Santa present on the Boards. A girl's night for Minerva, Poppy, Pomona, and Rolanda in front of the fire leads to a very Merry Christmas for them all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
He Told Her He Loved Her by formerlyknownasone reviews
Oliver confessed that he was frustrated. Confused. He didn't know why Katie was acting like that but it cut him deep. And then, just out of nowhere... He told her he loved her. COMPLETE. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Just One Day by formerlyknownasone reviews
They never knew what Hermione meant to Draco, and worst, neither did she. Until the day before the last battle. By then it was too late. Her mind was a blank after that. A DMHG oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
And She Was A Habit by formerlyknownasone reviews
He didn't realise when looking at her became a habit. But it became one anyway. All Oliver knew was he turned to Katie's direction one day. And he liked what he saw.Her. A KBOW oneshot.R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
This Was What It Felt Like by formerlyknownasone reviews
I was always there for you, whether you knew it or not. I was merely your captain,your friend... and nothing more. R&R. KBOW oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Mad World by Justagirlcalledbob reviews
Oneshot, deathish fic. The Balance of the world had been disrupted, and now three must be removed for it to be restored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder by formerlyknownasone reviews
That's right. That's what Oliver is suffering from. The twins are convinced that he needs psychiatric help, because his OCD isn't from Quidditch, but in the female form of Katie Bell... A KBOW oneshot R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Dancing in the Moonlight by formerlyknownasone reviews
The reason why she never dance, even at this Christmas Ball? Katie Bell dances like she's got two left feet, and she's very very very depressed. Oliver dances like he's got two right feet, and he's very very very depressed. A KBOW oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4196 - Favs: 6,144 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Big Kid Kissing by Inferno Wing reviews
Why is Oliver doing this to her? All she wants is a real kiss! Is that so much to ask? Katie will confront her captain with a quaffle he won't be blocking, no more head kisses! She's ready for big kid kissing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Life's Decisions by sayyida jaida reviews
How is the Marriage Law affecting the lives of some of the other characters that inhabit the Wizarding World? DracoHermione, MarcusKatie...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,527 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Thing of the Past by Lady of Tears reviews
One bright autumn day, a young man appears in the Ministry of Magic with a secret about who he really is. When the crystal hourglasses fall, Harry Potter is sent to the one place he’s vulnerable…the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,000 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Harry P., James P.
Angst, Muffin, Angst, etc by missy mee reviews
It's a hard old life, being an extraordinarily beautiful Mary Sue with an angsty tale that's longer even than her hair. Because an American exchange is so, like, totally canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Stuck On You by The Potter Identity reviews
Remus loves Tonks. Tonks loves Remus. But neither of them will admitt it. Sirius is going to do something about it. It's surprising how far wizarding crazy glue can go....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,646 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 9/6/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Solitude No More by LupinFan227 reviews
Lonliness was his companion, his weapon, at times. Unfortunately for Severus Snape, taking on Ginny Weasley as an assistant meant an end to his solitude. Answer to Amortentia challenge. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Ginny W., Severus S. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9794 - Favs: 12,968 - Follows: 3,738 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Maybe Something More by Birchwood29 reviews
Ginny's daughter is headed off to Hogwarts just eleven years after the war ended. What happens when she comes into contact with the father she never knew?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,487 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Christmas Present Ever by rulerxofxnestleyland reviews
Harry disappeared for 6 months after their seventh year, and Hermione's in deep depression. What happens when he finally reappears? Fluff heaven
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Right by Hawiian Girl reviews
Aly's baby is crying, and no one can make him stop. Then Dove tries, and something unexpected happens. Drabble. AlyNawat.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Midnight Meeting by Hawiian Girl reviews
Dom, Neal and Raoul have a little chat with Cleon in Persopolis. Drabble. Implied KelDom
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Tomorrow's Epiphany by Lady of Tears reviews
As the wizarding world mourns the loss of a brilliant student, a young man, with no memory of his life, must try to find out who he is. He hopes that with every tomorrow he waits for will hold the epiphany that will let him unlock the secrets of his past.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Cedric D., Cho C.
Sincere by Whiskey reviews
James and Lily finally give each other a real chance. Oneshot. All canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Tomb of Hogwarts by Deispring reviews
Hogwarts seems to be the only place in Europe not under attack by Death Eaters, and it may be next. Lines have been drawn, sides are being chosen, and the entire wizarding world is being engulfed in a civil war. And caught in the middle, Harry Potter begi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 222,848 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Black by Tom O'Bedlam reviews
A tribute to the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Remus L. - Complete
Animagus by Corran Nackatori reviews
We all want to know what Harry's animagus form is, right? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Padfoot and Moony Return to HoggywartyHogwarts! by insufficientemotionalfunds reviews
ABANDONED Remus and Sirius return to Hogwarts as the DADA teacher and a security guard. Havoc ensues. Includes Howlers, two Remuses, actors slythering, Padfoot running amuck, and crude werewolf jokes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,788 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 10/6/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Reality TV Wizard's Style by xzaire reviews
Say whaaat? DRACO Malfoy and HERMIONE Granger in a MUGGLE REALITY TV SHOW for COUPLES? TOGETHER? You must be kidding! PUREBLOODS&MUDBLOODS; WIZARDS&MUGGLES; ENEMIES&LOVERS... THEY JUST DON'T MIX! FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,786 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pirates and Wizards by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED Jack Sparrow is Harry's ancestor. One day he kidnaps Harry, and the rest is problems, pirates, treasures and history. RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,355 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Complete
If I could turn back time by bluehoax reviews
Harry and Ron are thrown back into the Marauder's time. What happens when Lily falls for Harry? More importantly, what has Voldemort got to do with it all? Chapter 9 up. Read and Review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,730 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Love is in the air by xzaire reviews
Ron finally decides to tell Hermione something VERY important and uses a poem to do it. Can a simple crappy poem be powerful enough to change her mind about something she promised never to do? Short, sweet and complete. R&R pls.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
I luv u Uncle Wormtail and Uncle Voldie! by Padfoots-one-and-ONLY reviews
Peter and Voldemort find a little girl on one of thier killings. What in the world are they going to do? Take her with them! Duh! Her name is Rhea, and she wants to cause some trouble! what do you mean i can't play with your wand Uncle Voldie? Uncle Wormt
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003
The Lady of the Wolf by Minute Maid Apple Juice reviews
Xanthe, Kel's daughter, finds love at the palace, but when an old prophecy comes to life, it is up to Xanthe to save all of Tortall...and herself. ^_^
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,804 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 8/31/2002
Jessie Padfoot Black by jessie black reviews
What happens when Ginny finds out she's someone else. What if she finds out she's Sirius Black's daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/9/2001 - Ginny W., Sirius B.
Sirius goes back to Hogwarts by Windangel reviews
Just what the title says: In Harry's sixth year, to make up for not being there for him, Sirius takes a potion to make him sixteen again so he can join Harry. Much chaos is guaranteed. **updated**
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,047 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2001 - Published: 3/23/2001
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Defying Gravity reviews
Please read this for me! I have to write this for an English assignment and would like your thoughts. Thanks! PS... This is not divided into chapters, so please don't kill me!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Ginny W.
No Thanks To Hermione reviews
Who has saved Harry and Ron butts about a thousand times? Hermione. But has anyone ever said, Thanks a lot Hermione? Noooo. But that's all gonna change. You see, Hermy has figured out the Dark Lord's greatest weakness. And she plans to use that knowledge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Hermione G.
The BookWolf reviews
This is about a strange girl named Ellie. She transferes to Hogwarts and befriends the DA, and, oddly enough, Draco Malfoy. But Ellie has a secret, a secret that's gonna turn life at Hogwarts upside-down! Review! {pure silver}
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 8/28/2004
Lord Voldemort Meets the Evil Turkey reviews
Meet the Evil Turkey, Voldemort's new sidekick - or is he? Will Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore survive the Turkey's evil rampage? Will Voldemort survive the Turkey? Will the world survive the Turkey? Read and find out! One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Complete