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1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3. The reason for not staying intouch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or a myspace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9. And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Ha this got me good darkalbino.
SasuNaru (as said before)
ShinoKiba (wierd I know)
AoshiMisao from Rurouni Kenshin (I still love some straight couples and these two just stick to me like crazy glue.)
I have moooooooooooore.
1. Tell him Sasuke wants to have his "Man Babies"
2. Watch him faint
3. Once he's fainted, drag him to Sasuke's house, then sneak in and leave him in Sasuke's room
4. Tape his eyelids open and force him to read 200 SasuNaru yaoi fan-fics
5. Post photo-shopped pictures of him and Sasuke kissing on the Konoha website
6. Cover his bedroom walls with colourful print-out pics of a nude Sasuke and every guy inside the Naruto story
7. Throw random things at his head when you're behind him, if he asked you "Why did you do that?", say "Me? I didn't do anything! You're crazy! How dare you accuse me!" then walk away pretending to be offended
8. Ask him if he went to rehab for being addicted to crack Ramen
9. Show SasuNaru pics to all the ninjas inside the original story
10. When he says something "funny", laugh really loud for five minutes, then stop suddenly with a serious look on your face and say, "I don't get it"
11. Put as much laxative as possible in his ramen
12. Take all the toilet paper out of the bathrooms, then laugh outside the door when he's freaking out
13. Remind him of the day he shat himself (Lol, shat!)
14. Challenge him to a game of DDR
15. Cry when you realise there's no DDR in that era
16. Give him to Orochimaru for 5 bucks
17. Save him two days later, making sure he's fully traumatised by spending "quality time" with the snake
18. Lock him in a room with Sasuke for one week (I love this one the best!)
19. When he finally tries to kill you, scream, run in a circle, scream some more, and repeat this process until he just gives up and leaves
20. Last but not least, replace his boxers with thongs
1. Call him cockatoo
2. Go up to him and stare him directly in the face
3. If he asks what you're doing, say, "Hm...they're right, Itachi's way hotter"
4. When you greet him, say "Hiya, Itachi...I mean Sasuke"
5. Say that he looks like a mini Itachi
6. Say that Itachi is way cooler
7. Tell him Naruto's a lot stronger than him
8. Call him emo
9. Scream in a fangirl way "Sasuke-kunnn!" and chase him
10. Call the fangirls when he's around
11. Paint his nails purple when he's asleep
12. Paint red clouds on his clothes when he's asleep too
13. Take a picture of him like that
14. Dress him back to normal and when he wakes up, run over to him and say loudly, "Gee, Sasuke! I never knew you're in the Akatsuki!" and show him the picture (I love this one the best!)
15. Say that he's dating both Sakura and Ino
16. Then yell loudly, "You're a two-timer!"
17. Call forth the two bitches and get them to fight on who's dating Sasuke (sorry, but I hate those two!)
18. Throw Sasuke (and Naruto) inbetween
19. Show them the picture of the two boys kissing
20. Draw really freaky SasuNaru babies, show them to Sasuke and shout "Ahhhh! Hyperactive emo man babies! Ahhh!"
1. Steal his gourd
2. Make a grafitti of the lyrics of Mr. Sandman on the gourd
3. Steal his cookies
4. Scream at the top of your lungs when you're on the roof "Peeping Tom!" then watch as the girls/mad boys come out
5. Then point at Gaara
6. Run up to him and ask where his eyebrows are
7. Tell him Lee loves him
8. When his eyes are like O.O say it was actually Neji
9. Kick him in the shin and demand the return of your teddy bear
10. Sing Mr. Sandman whenever he's around
11. Tell him he's weak
12. Tell him that Shukaku is a fuzzy kitty
13. Then yell "Gaara's fuzzy kitty has rabies, kill it!"
14. Tell him you think it's cute for him to have a "love" tatoo on his forehead (Lol, I'd like to do this one!)
15. Make a fake pic of Gaara and Neji hugging (And this one as well!)
16. Then sell it on E-bay
17. Steal his cookies (again) and give them to Neji
18. Tell him Elmo's looking for him
19. When he asks who, tell him it's Gai-sensei and give him a knife
20. Watch as he's being attacked (again) by Lee for killing his precious Gai-sensei
1. Video him when he is taking a bath and show it to the public
2. Then blame it on Kisame
3. Cut his hair when he is asleep
4. Tell him the Sharingan looks stupid on him
5. Tell him he looks like a 100-year-old evil-freaking man
6. Give him a wrinkle-reducer cream
7. Put glue in his shampoo
8. Say Sasuke is way hotter than him
9. Replace his nail polish with a pink polish
10. Tell him his brother has a huge crush on him
11. Paint "I Love Kisame" on his door
12. Ask him why did he kill his clan repeatedly until he tells you
13. Ask him to kill your clan, if he refuses, then scream "Why! You killed yours, didn't ya!"
14. When he goes to kill your clan, tell him "Don't forget the little brother this time, 'kay?"
15. Make him eat sharkfin soup in front of Kisame
16. Steal his boxers and give it to Sasuke
17. Do the same with Sasuke's boxers, give it to him in return
18. Dress him as a princess for Halloween (I want to do this! X3)
19. Tell him the Uchiha sign looks like a tiny penis with huge balls (Lol!)
20. Spread rumours that he is actually a girl in disguise
Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke
Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke
Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura
Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE
When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.
Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke
Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.
Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II
Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;(hell yeah!)
(Credits go to Tesina Gela Gardner! She's the one who made this awesome list! Thankies!)
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Original List Written by "Tesina Gela Gardner"
1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Naruto and Sasuke
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? Sasuke and Naruto NOT Naruto And Sasuke.
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? YAOI >_
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Yes Tsunade at New York Anime Festival, both years and Anime Next last year; Sakura Matsuri (Akatsuki also) at Brooklyn Botanical gardens. Can anyone guess what city I live in? :p
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Ok...I have a Naruto Pillow of his face with an actual Naruto as the symbol on his hitai-aite, a Sasuke wallet, a Sai phone chain (his left arm's missing ;), A Naruto Poster on my wall, and Tsunade Cosplay
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? NO. They are destined to be with eachother.
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina Never NaruHina, even then I prefer Kiba as an Uke with Either Shino or Shika (Yes we figured out a perfect match for Kiba with a bonus of making Shino GAY!) Proud of herself
8) Sasu...Saku or SasuNaru? SASUNARU Never ever ever ever Sasu Saku (can't even put their names together it just sounds wrong.)
9) Which team is your favorite? Do you have to ask? It rhymes with Eleven.
10) Do you support the Obito theory? No, it's totally untrue since I know all about it now.
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? He IS his father Jiraiya revealed this in the manga before the arc where he...you know.
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Sasori and Deidara (I like two ok. So sue me!)
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke, Never give up Hope on idiots. They say even Geniuses are stupid sometimes.
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Naruto, Yes Shippuden not all, at least not yet.
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Most except for the last 3 that were updated
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No not at all. Okay maybe alittle. Ok Not ADD, ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder.)
17) Sub or dub? Sub, It just sounds right in Japanese like how English cartoons sound good in English.
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura. I don't hate her. She's gotten her act together and has become wiser. But I don't like the stupid crush she has on Naruto. That's just pushing it.
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny before I found out who he was.
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes, and I hate him.
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? How about Ugly Beast? :D
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku. (and Naruto)
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Both
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Naruto I love him When he's ukeish.
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? No, I just like bananas...What do you think? *rolls eyes*
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? I write oneshots but I don't think i'm good enough to write stories.
27) Do you like lemons? HELL YEAH
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No, Not really My mom teases me.
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Nope but I will now. thx.
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yes, and they're all hilarious.
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? YES AND I TURNED THEM INTO RAGING SASUNARU/YAOI/EVERYTHING YUMMY YAOISH LOVERS
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? No TT^TT I can't draw to save a cow.
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? Nu.
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Life, yes... grades, not really.
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? NO. :D
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Maybe if they have a yaoi edition, because I know it's straight, and i'm not really fond of straight couples.
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? HELL TO THE NO. It wouldn't be true even if you changed history.
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? No I'd probably make a baby cry TT^TT
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Yes but he can do without the nasty creepy had wings.
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? No. Not at all it's always 100 authentic baby. (I hate Mary Sues, Sue who(s) and male oc's can't remember the suffix for male oc's...)
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Maybe, but not in a bad way.
kissing is healthly.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to mascara on your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when the like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
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