Unknown-de-Mordor
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Joined 05-04-01, id: 65578, Profile Updated: 05-20-11
Author has written 7 stories for Sherlock, Kuroshitsuji, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Star Trek: 2009, and Naruto.
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Deception by kizukatana reviews
"It says here that you were sent along with the proposal to demonstrate Orochimaru's... deep appreciation of my special consideration and attention to this matter," Sasuke said, his voice inflectionless. He eyed Naruto with seeming disinterest. "Is there a problem?" "No," Naruto said sinking fluidly to his knees, his hand slowly rising to Sasuke's zipper. Drama. Yaoi SasuNaru - AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 256,910 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Gaara - Complete
The Worst Shift by CapturedByNoodles reviews
A decorated officer of the court, with a police record as immaculate as his badge, Naruto Uzumaki was certain he could take on anything. Even if that meant wearing a skirt, procuring a street corner, and going undercover as a prostitute... with his old high school rival as his first client. (Written by CapturedbyNoodles and Kizukatana COMPLETE).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 126,526 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,219 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You by Atlin Merrick reviews
Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 85,894 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
But Who IS He? by Fool Who Follows reviews
Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,233 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W.
Dear Spock by MissCar reviews
A digital love story. Sometimes you can only tell a person how you really feel in a letter that they will never ever read. A collection of e-mails that Jim writes to Spock that he is never supposed to read but does anyway. Will be K/S eventually. The sequel "Dear James" is now up.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,758 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] [L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura] - Complete
RocketMan by Miss Meh reviews
Jim Kirk programmed the computer system for the starship, Enterprise. When one of the crewmen on the Enterprise's first mission to Mars is injured, Starfleet asks Jim to step in. Kirk/Spock AU, fusion with RocketMan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,207 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock
Even the Stars by BorntoDraw reviews
"When they said 'he won't be able to handle it' I don't think they meant me…" Jim is taken from the enterprise only to return a child. As he slowly ages, will the Crew realize that the worse is yet to come? Completed.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 106,977 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Life is Something To Do When You Can't Sleep by Jaylee1 reviews
He'd heard the name Spock mentioned once or twice, or enough times that Jim had started to wonder why they didn't just replace the Zefram Cochrane statue out in front of the Academy grounds with a Spock one. Of course he had. Who hadn't?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/1/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Important Bit by Rayndrop reviews
Just where exactly is the line between "to love" and "to be in love"? What difference is required between "flatmate" and "husband"? Besides the rings, obviously. The important bit is that they have each other. Married asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Boy Who Waited by Cryptic Nymph reviews
They say patience is a virtue, but whoever 'they' are, they're wrong. Oneshot, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Effect of Venom by HotHistorian reviews
When a snake at Soma's coming-of-age party bites Ciel, it's up to a certain butler to put Ciel back to rights. Emotional and Physical Hurt/Comfort, Graphic.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4996 - Favs: 11,512 - Follows: 1,313 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Quiver by Jaylee1 reviews
Jim is hesitant to allow Spock to meld with him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sensible to Feeling as to Sight by Jaylee1 reviews
"Dagger of the Mind" Reboot style, shaken but not stirred... "Spock, this isn't what it looks like."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Unexpected by thatHarlot reviews
Jim and Spock meet for one night in San Francisco as teenagers, and Jim goes back to Iowa with an unexpected souvenir. Kirk/Spock MPREG
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Garden of the Hesperides by manic-intent reviews
Ezio x Altair Ezio takes a look inside the Apple.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
We Reach Our Apogee Slowly by Aeris Tsukiyono reviews
Jim quickly realized he was going to have to break the rules if he wanted to survive on the Enterprise. Eventual Kirk/Spock, Spock/Uhura, R. Re-post from LJ
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/24/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Touch by KeiranEmrys reviews
After witnessing a third time, McCoy could no longer fool himself into thinking it was casual touching no matter how drunk he got. Spock/Kirk SLASH.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Chisholm's Third by murderofonerose reviews
Proposals, as understood by the proposer, will be judged otherwise by others. Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,187 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Memory Yields by Sumarfishy reviews
[SASUNARU] After almost four years of house-arrest for running after Orochimaru, Sasuke is finally able to resume his life as a shinobi. When Naruto disappears shortly afterward, will the village allow the once wayward ninja to track him down?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,533 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004
Perfection by Irena reviews
This is a complete work addressing the nature of perfection and the usage of mind control set in an AU. Legolas is captured and brought to Barad-Dur. Try it. Let me know what you think.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,697 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2002 - Complete
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Mirror Image reviews
Naruto's and Sasuke's fate could have been reversed, but what would have done it? As it turns out all it takes is the death of one Umino Iruka. Massive canon divergence. NaruSasu/SasuNaru. Rated M for disturbing, violent, and sexual situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,003 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The King Is Dead reviews
Sherlock is up against Moriarty, but Sherlock is just a man. So in come another consulting detective unbeknown to Sherlock Holmes who prefers to play the game from the shadow. An attempt to bring 'Black Butler' into the 21st century. Written as OCs.
Crossover - Sherlock & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,551 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., Ciel P., Sebastian M.
A Hero's Daughter reviews
"There is one thing worse than being a dead hero's son; it is being a dead hero's daughter." My attempt on gender-bended!Kirk and her inner monologue throughout the movie.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2012 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Dressing Gown Incident reviews
Ford discover surprising things about himself and Arthur when the teleport decidedly dropped the Earthman with just the dressing gown. Ford/Arthur established relationship. This is my bad attempt at humor and it's not Brit-picked.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Complete
The Chain Reaction reviews
It started with a glass of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster... Ford/Arthur get together and minor Zaphod/Trillian. Quite AU and OOC, I believe.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Blood Baptism
He was born twice. First was from his mother's womb. The second was when he rise out of his enemies' blood.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Ciel P.
The Scent reviews
One shot for Ciel and Sebastian, and what the young master thinks of the butler's distinctive scent. Imply M/M don't like, don't read.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete