Author has written 9 stories for Sky High, Yu Yu Hakusho, Troy, Lost Boys, Boondock Saints, Death Sentence, and Little Vampire.
If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile
Profile updated May 25, 2009
Name ~ Ash or Aislinn prefer Ash most of the time
Saiya, Ash, Leah, Dante, Dominic, and they aren't mine but I have full permission to use them Mason, Adonis, Terrence, Nessa, Adesina, and Ismene
Harry Potter Can Kiss MY A- COMPLETE!!
Lost Boys Diaries- Got part of the next chapter completed hopefully it'll be up by the weekend (August 10,2010)
Just a Dream- COMPLETE!!
Passions(Fallen Prequel)- first two chapters up hoping to get the third up soon
Torment(Fallen Sequel)-Also the first two chapter up
Random Quotes most likely from Icons or my friends or my family
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Meet Bob. Bob tried to steal my cookies. Ha ha Bob. Ha ha.
It's funny how people will judge someone over myspace.
Control your mouth bh because I can't control my anger.
I want a guy who when I run up to him with tears running down my face he says "Whose a am I kicking babe?"
The shit you hear about me might be true or it could be as fake as the bitch who told you.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Judge me and I'll prove you wrong! Tell me what to do and I'll tell you off! Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up! Call me a bh and I'll show you one. FK me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad! Call me crazy but you really have no idea. :)
On a Jolly Rancher wrapper: May become lodge in your throat (huh who'd have though?) On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Dang I wanted my head to be toasty as I slept!)
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Five Finger Discount anyone?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Great suggestion you gonna suggest it get cooked before it's eaten?)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (hope they didn't...oh darn well your tiramisu is effed up.) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yep my mom always let me drive the car after giving me children's cough medicine)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Darn maybe the caffeine will help me sleep better all this one causes is drowsiness)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (OH so they're not ok to use in outer space or hell I get it!)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Uh...I got nothing for this one cause IDK what the OTHER use is)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (LOL!!...)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (They just ruined all my childhood dreams! thank god my parents paid attention to me as a child!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...that's always my first thought I gotta stop the chainsaw lets use my hand orgenitals!) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...
92 percent of American teenagers would stop breathing if Abercrombie and Fitch, or some other high profile clothing retailors, said it wasn't cool. Laugh along with me if you're one of the two percent who would video tape them, while laughing hysterically, and post it on Youtube.
Who's laughing with me??
Links for Harry Potter can kiss my A!
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x272/PrincessOfFlames_2007/ADICA02QYAFCA0JUYSYCALMXK1WCAIAPV2X.jpg Saiya's shoes
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x272/PrincessOfFlames_2007/DRESS1.jpg Saiya's dress only the gray is supposed to be red also the ribbons are black.
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x272/PrincessOfFlames_2007/hair.jpg Saiya's hair
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x272/PrincessOfFlames_2007/410426666_35FFullSize.jpg Layla's dress
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x272/PrincessOfFlames_2007/ERRCA8Z4XKMCA23Y2W0CA3EEMKPCAOJY4W5.jpg Layla's shoes
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x272/PrincessOfFlames_2007/easy-updo-for-long-straight-hair.jpg Layla's hair
http://www.debshops.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3426383&cp=3371585.3365393.3369421 Kate's Dress
http://www.debshops.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3421289&cp=3371588.3365352 Kate's Shoes
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/screen_gems/the_covenant/_group_photos/laura_ramsey1.jpg Sarah's Dress
iPOD SHUFFLE GAME
Here's how this works. I'm going to put my iPod on Shuffle, and when I come to the first song, I put it down for the first blank and so on. I have some really weird stuff on there in case you wonder, "Why is that on her iPod?" I'll start!
My Life Movie:
Opening: Anything But Ordinary by Avril Lavigne
Birth: Tell Me What to Do by Metro Station
First Day of School: Buttons by Pussy Cat Dolls ft Snoop Dogg
First Best Friend: Runaway by Avril Lavigne
First Boyfriend: Teenagers by MCR
First Date: Self-Esteem by The Offspring
First Breakup: Our Song by Taylor Swift
Sweet 16: Lost by Katy Perry
High School Graduation: Hum Hallelujah by Fall Out Boy
College Years: Anthem for the Underdog by 12 Stones
Wedding: Second Chance by Shine Down
First Child: Hero by Chad Kroeger
First Day at Work: Too Bad by Nickelback
First Grandkid: Kristy Are you Doing OK? by the Offspring
Funeral: I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace
Credits: So In Love With Two by Mikaila
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)
You say Twilight
I say Lost Boys
You say Werewolves
I say Vampires
You say Jacob Black
I say Marko and Dwayne
you say Team Edward
I say Team Sammy
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say is a freak
You say Robert Pattion is hot
I say Paul is ~HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that’s Michael and Star
you say Edward
I'll say David, now go bite dat
I Love the Lost Boys!!!!!!!!! if you do too, paste this into your profile.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycDPYIaJjFI SO this is a video that I made that fits into both Lost Boys Diaries and another story I've been tossing around in my head forever check it out.
Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.