Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.
Hello kiddies. Yesh, I am in your head. Don't deny it. I'm there. Oh, yessss.
Hobby: Collecting shinies, correcting people's grammar, tormenting siblings, stabbing squishy things with sporks... the list goes ever onward
Music: SOAD, Green Day, Red Hot Chili Peppers... stuff.
Show: Family Guy
Movie: Anything by the Monty Python people is good.
Quote: "But it's so flamable!" - Puma, after suggesting the use of oil in a game.
Animal: Horsey! Although squirrels are good too...
Made-up word: Reintarnation
Book: I am, sadly, illiterate. Joking. Erm... I luf all books, with the exception of the Hobbit, which I find similar to watching paint dry, but with fight sequences.
Insult: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
Place: My special place
Sport: I don't really play sports, but I am quite fast for my hieght, after years of practicing running from my older brothers after pissing them off.
Subject: Orchestra. Tells you how much I like school.
Thing to hate: Tall people. They should be grazed with bullets, leaving about centimeter deep wounds in their skin, and then be paper-cut numerous times with lined loose leaf paper, then dipped in a vat of salted lemon juice with thier eyes taped open. Tee hee.
Last words: World peace comes after world domination. That is all, minions.