Yfipps Hoarder of Shinies
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Joined 08-20-04, id: 656694
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.

Hello kiddies. Yesh, I am in your head. Don't deny it. I'm there. Oh, yessss.

Favourite...

Colour: Green

Hobby: Collecting shinies, correcting people's grammar, tormenting siblings, stabbing squishy things with sporks... the list goes ever onward

Music: SOAD, Green Day, Red Hot Chili Peppers... stuff.

Show: Family Guy

Movie: Anything by the Monty Python people is good.

Quote: "But it's so flamable!" - Puma, after suggesting the use of oil in a game.

Game: Fable

Animal: Horsey! Although squirrels are good too...

Smiley: 0.o

Word: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch

Made-up word: Reintarnation

Book: I am, sadly, illiterate. Joking. Erm... I luf all books, with the exception of the Hobbit, which I find similar to watching paint dry, but with fight sequences.

Insult: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Name: Jaques

Drink: Sprite

Place: My special place

Sport: I don't really play sports, but I am quite fast for my hieght, after years of practicing running from my older brothers after pissing them off.

Subject: Orchestra. Tells you how much I like school.

Thing to hate: Tall people. They should be grazed with bullets, leaving about centimeter deep wounds in their skin, and then be paper-cut numerous times with lined loose leaf paper, then dipped in a vat of salted lemon juice with thier eyes taped open. Tee hee.

Last words: World peace comes after world domination. That is all, minions.

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Please Leave Your Name And Phone Number by Super Shayde reviews
A really stupid fic about what I think certain character's answering machine messages would be. Cute and unbelievably lame. [TO BE CONTINUED]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004
LotU: The Two Towers wink wink nudge nudge by Spoofmaster reviews
A Two Towers parody, sequel to Fellowship of the Bra. LotU stands for Lord of the Undergarments. Legolas is straight but dyslexic, Aragorn's filthy, and Frodo's a moron. Incomplete and no longer updating. Feel free to enjoy what's there, though.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,951 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
12 Ways To Go Insane by Super Shayde reviews
When Lily's mother suggests that she invite James Potter, Sirius Black, various other people, her friends, her sister Petunia's atrocious boyfriend and some of their friends for a few weeks of the summer holidays, chaos ensues. Full Summary Inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Lord of the Really Shiny Rings by Vampiric Squirrel reviews
A twist on the original story except for all the twists and turns going right and left and forward and backward and straight and curvy and up and down...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005
Mine! by Super Shayde reviews
Frodo encounters strawberry yogurt. Needless to say, chaos ensues. Warning: Involves the mysterious Nearby Picnicker, Gollum, and lots of screaming. Approach with caution. [ONE-SHOT]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Cider of Treachery by Fantasizing-Lady-Knight reviews
What would happen if Neal decided to put a truth pill in Dom's glass of cider? What would Dom reveal? How dead would Neal be when Dom found out? Read to find out! KelDom
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/18/2004
The Hobbit: Retold reviews
Bilbo goes on an entirely new adventure filled with gay elves, high mules of the netherlands, and starnosed moles!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Bilbo B.