ArieSemir
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Joined 05-04-01, id: 65694
Author has written 27 stories for Digimon, Wheel of Time, Andromeda, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Foreigner Sequences, and Foreigner series.

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I am... known here as ArieSemir, on LJ as travelintheways, and everywhere else as TravelerOfTheWays. I'm also a big nerdy romantic, as you might discover if you take a gander at my stories. They're almost all ships. I love to say that I've been writing fanfic since before I knew there was such a thing as fanfic. All I knew was I didn't like that Odo left at the end DS9, so I wrote him back in a very silly, melodramatic piece which I lost years ago (thank heavens).

My favorite ships are:

Andromeda - Tyr/Beka, Rhade/Beka, Charlemagne/Beka

Harry Potter - Lucius/Hermione, Severus/Lily - Not that I think she necessarily should have ended up with him, but DH (minor spoilers!) showed such a poignant relationship between the two of them. Oh yeah, and if you too like Lucius/Hermione, I started a C2 with LM/HG fics, mostly but not exclusively romance. It's called "It's Never Black and White" because that ship really is never black and white. It's nice and all sorts of grey.

Digimon - Ken/Yolei

Doctor Who - Doctor/Rose, especially Nine

But I read way more ships than that because, as stated, I'm a big nerdy romantic. If characters stay in character and can convince me, I'll probably like it. I can't add any more stories to my favorite stories here, though, boo-hoo :(.

What else?

Robin McKinely doesn't want fanfic of her work here, so the two Blue Sword fics are gone, languishing in the depths of my computer. If you want to read 'em, I can e-mail 'em to you. If you ever want to contact me, you can e-mail me at razberi1 at hotmail dot com.

As I like to say...

Read, Enjoy, Review!

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Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 287,077 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Means of Persuasion by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
Severus has a problem, Lucius has a solution, and Hermione holds all the cards. HBP compliant. LMHG with a dash of SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Maybe by Aranwion reviews
A quick little look into Jago's thoughts that night during Invader.
Foreigner Sequences - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Linger by Aranwion reviews
Jago joins Bren for a quick after work bath. Please R&R, I'd love to know if anyone is interested in making this a longer story.
Foreigner Sequences - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
A Life Well Lived by cenowar reviews
The life he never had. Ten/Rose. SPOILERS for season four - do not read if avoiding.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,149 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Till Death Do Us Join by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Written shortly after Deathly Hallows came out, in an attempt to free Hermione from the clutches of her marriage to Ron. Lucius Malfoy has a strange visitor who offers to spare Lucius's life if he marries Hermione. Problem: She already is married...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,242 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 141 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Lucius and the Hairstyle by Sweet Darkling reviews
A dialogue only oneshot, start of a series of oneshots, as such. Narcissa decides to do Lucius' hair before a party, and this is the conversation taking place between them. Humourous, and partially in character. Enjoy your read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Last Full Measure of Devotion by mysterypoet66 reviews
The last moments of Dr.Owen Harper...what defines him. SPOILERS for Exit Wounds. Please read and review.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Owen H., Toshiko S./Tosh - Complete
Ten times the Doctor didn't say 'I love you' by cenowar reviews
Ten times the Doctor didn't say 'I love you'. And one time he did. What else is there to say? Nine/Rose. Ten/Rose. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,275 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
The Redemption of the Black Sisters by jon3776 reviews
One sister had a soul consumed by the darkest magics.Another was lost in a loveless marriage.Neither had expected the life they had ended up with and in the quiet of their souls they wanted a second chance. Now they have one. PostOOTP HarryBellaNarcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,309 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
What If? by Fyliwion reviews
A collection of one shots concerning What If's throughout the series. Severus Snape and Lily Potter centric. [Brains and Bravery: It was his choice which house to go to, and in the end he chose to be with Lily.] DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Falsity by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
A midlife crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail. What more could Lucius Malfoy need? PreHBP. LMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,877 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Bugged by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Oneshot, based on a prompt received on LJ. Lucius, Hermione, the wedding night and... The Luggage
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Surprising Results of a Very Secret Conversation by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Hippogriff Polo, intrigues and, possibly, romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,677 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Blasphemous Rumours by Marston Chicklet reviews
During the final battle, Hermione accidentally saves the life of Lucius Malfoy. In order to free himself of the life debt, he finds himself helping her seek revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Doctor Dribbles by blvdgirl reviews
Just a little bit of fun. Rose gets payback for all those times the Doctor makes her feel like a dribbling idiot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
But She Laughs by Conviction reviews
Because he fights and caresses in order to feel something, but she battles and loves on account of what is in her heart. He can’t understand it, and it feels illogical and stupid to him. But she laughs. Draco, Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How it Goes by taemin reviews
Life isn't always as forgiving as we'd like it to be. Rose Tyler dreams. RoseNine, RoseJack, RoseTen, RoseReality. In four parts.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
Night Becomes Them by Conviction reviews
He tasted naïveté on her lips, and his eyes closed as he relished the flavor of something that has been lost to him. Her world was glass, stunning and delicate, and he dragged the security of it closer as he pressed her against him. Narcissa X Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Brandy and Roses by Conviction reviews
And it’s not love, but she tastes solid and warm, like the earth beneath his feet.And it’s not affectionate, but he’s the sky and he sends her spinning out of precious control. Hermione x Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Analyze that, Miss Granger by Conviction reviews
Both of them were fire, the heart of the war that swirled around them, talking circles around an issue that could not be breached. Neither of them knew how to back down. Draco Malfoy Hermione Granger
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Siren by Conviction reviews
She had woken abruptly to the cold, stark world and the unknown stars outside, and a desperate ache burning in her lungs for sunlight and magic. Oneshot with Lucy and Peter
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Lumione Drabbles by Maddy-Riddle reviews
LuciusHermione drabbles. Not as good as my other story, but hopefully funny nonetheless.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Night Has Come by Conviction reviews
She could feel the memories, near tangible in the pain that clouded the line between dream and reality. His arms around her, his deep laugh, the soft caress of his lips. First 2 chapters are tragic, but the 3 one has some sweet fluff. ArwenAragorn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
How A Few Drinks Can Change Your Life by Maddy-Riddle reviews
Lucius is tired of Narcissa's nagging and decides to go and have a few drinks. Hermione Granger is equally tired of Ron's incessant talk of Quidditch. Can these two former enemies find something interesting to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
His Mistress by SerpentClara reviews
Discontinued pending rewrite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 124,414 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 11/24/2003 - [Lucius M., Hermione G.] [Voldemort, Bellatrix L.]
OWNER'S MANUAL AND GUIDE by Min Daae reviews
From the company that brought you PHANTOM OF THE OPERA and LORD OF THE RINGS owner's guides, now introducing: NEW WHEEL OF TIME units! Featuring: Mat, Rand, Nynaeve, Avi. THIS CHAPTER: Only slightly off topic: NEW MAKE YOUR OWN AES SEDAI! R&R.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006
The Royal Treatment by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
Hermione has been called on for a favor. And one doesn't say no to Narcissa. LuciusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Tears by Min Daae reviews
A little bit of sort of not fluff. RandMin. Well, I think its cute. If a bit sad. Reviews make me smile and dance in circles. cookies. Rating to be safe. ONESHOT.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Recipe for a Mary Sue by Min Daae reviews
A little poem on how to make a Mary Sue. Not my favorite, but still rather silly. Beware of high cholesterol content. R&R?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
The Bong Between Us by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
AU Mid Year 6. Ever suspicious of Draco, Harry finds the Slytherin smoking an illegal drug called Dragon’s Breath. Students slowly show up one at a time to pass the magic bong and bond. Crude humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,956 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Through A Glass Darkly by Rhiann reviews
Now I know in part, but then shall I know even as also I am known. Alice's story, PreTwilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
Words Like Candy by Rhiann reviews
A series of random vignettes, taking place during New Moon. A really unapologetic excuse for lots of TEH ANGST, woe :P.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006
The Only Rule Is by Limelight reviews
She should really find a better place to keep her heart, because there’s a war on and her sleeve is getting dangerous. [MinervaTom]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Minerva M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Just the Facts, Ma'am by Laura S'mora reviews
The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth as Ginny knows it. No fluff, no angst, just the straight dope. Now with Hermione's POV in chapter two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Something in the Water by wingedthing reviews
Go on, it's only a few words long. Just read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
All Things Upright by Limelight reviews
Minerva was sent to school two years before the world went to hell. [Minerva McGonagall, the ghost of Albus Dumbledore, and the importance of appearances.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Artifice And Illusion by Gannet reviews
Mrs. Weasley wants to marry her daughter to a wealthy Pureblood, but no careful planning can achieve what all the participants are loathe to accomplish... HGDM, HGLM, DMGW, RWRos, NBSS. Bits and parts borrowed from Jane Austen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Cicatrix by Rhiann reviews
Rosalie explains a few things to Bella. Edward isn't exactly grateful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
The Very Bitter End by Leafey reviews
After being convicted of war crimes, Lucius malfoy meets his ver bitter end. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Knees by Nova-Janna reviews
Knees were not particularly sexy body parts...' 200 word drabble fic, DMHG. Draco Malfoy contemplates Hermione Granger's knees. Extended drabble. Maybe you could call it...A DoubleDrabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Saga of the Oliver Zucchini or Because Zucchi by rockgodsdoitbetter reviews
Oliver bewitches a zucchini for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Harry P., Oliver W. - Complete
Happiness by LSMunch reviews
Fin stared out the windshield, trying to figure out just what was making his partner so goddamned happy. “The government finally admitted that they killed JFK, not Lee Harvey Oswald.”
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
When you dance by YellowRosesAndHearts reviews
Our two favorite detectives dancing. EO attraction, no romance, Elliot's still with Kathy.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
How to ensnare a smart woman by SnapeSeraphin reviews
Before their wedding, Hermione's husband made her promise something...and now she has broken her promise. Will she be able to set things straight? HGLM AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Nice Pyjamas by cenowar reviews
Silly, stupid, random fluffy fic that's very nearly smut. Rose and Ten interaction, something about fruit. If you want sophisticated, I suggest looking elsewhere. Real summary inside.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
A Touch of Lucius by We Didn't Start the Fire reviews
I DON'T suck at summaries. Oneshot. Parody of LMHG fics. NO pr0n. T for language. AU, post 7th year, compliant with nothing. SPOILER: Mpreg for comedic effect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Birthdays by ACleverName2 reviews
[9Rose]Rose asked a perfectly legitimate question ... Fluff set between Father's Day and The Empty Child.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
Evanescent Memory by Dragon Fire10 reviews
HBP spoilers! She stood there. In one hand the unexplained picture, in the other the letter Dumbledore left...the letter that lead her to the cabin and the mirror...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,582 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,674 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The First Time by wonderwall05 reviews
The first time was the hardest, right? Then why do I feel like mine was so much worse than everyone's elses'Hermione thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Square One by Random-Battlecry reviews
She wants the night before. He just wants the morning after. 9Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
As The World Falls Down by Sarmoti reviews
Lucius Malfoy has lost everything. He only has the young witch who comes to his aid, but what will happen when he remembers who he is, and more importantly, who she is? Lucius/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,548 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Waiting by idea-of-sarcasm reviews
Somehow, they're each other's worst nightmare.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
In the Noise of Sorry Night by Saltandsweat reviews
Chapter 9 now up! An unlikely relationship begins when two similar enemies meet again, and a rather odd love triangle is created. LMHG, SSLM, a little HGHP love, anger, betrayal. Lucius at his best, naturally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,696 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 3/18/2003 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Redemption by tiberius1 reviews
Lucius has finally realized the Dark Lord has been spinning nothing but lies. Unfortunately, it took him losing his family to realize this. Now, he is trying to atone for his sins. Will anyone trust him? Will anyone help him regain his place in society?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,580 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Vive le vent d'hiver by YvyLeeWoods reviews
Drago part en quête de nourriture sur le Chemin de Travers en ce soir de Noël. La vision de bonheur que reflète les autres lui montre l'abscence total du sien. Drago estil maudit? OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dobby's Cunning Scheme by Gannet reviews
Why are the HouseElves so subservient? Is there even a remote chance that they should not be so any more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sneaky by prin69 reviews
And so they snuck around behind his back once again...
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
Misfortune of a Weasley by SerpentClara reviews
Ron and Hermione's tragic breakup. An enraged Hermione decides to give her insensitive boyfriend a lesson. A certain Death Eater witnesses the scene and, impressed by her ruthlessness, offers to help her get revenge. LM/HG dark comedy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/21/2006 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Ron W. - Complete
To Regain Glory by tiberius1 reviews
Lucius Malfoy, patriarch of a dysfunctional family, tries to regain what he had before the war. Unfortunately, Draco’s goals do not match his, and he does everything in his power to mould his son into the ideal pureblood. Is it too little, too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Pureblood Culture, Rules and Transgressions by Gannet reviews
Lucius confesses to having a dirty secret... One that had heavy consequences on his life!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Confirmation by callmeditzy reviews
Kelso's pink sweater ended up pissing both Jackie and Hyde off. What happened after Jackie threw it at Kelso and stormed out? JackieHyde
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
Like Woman He is Mystery by Blue Buick R reviews
Four women, four moments, one man.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Jayne - Complete
My Asphodel by Progenitor reviews
A beautiful flower blooms in the hands of a silverhaired Death Eater.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Random Drug Test by Prokhor Zakharov reviews
Voldemort finally gets somewhat smart and decides to hold random veritaserum tests for his Deatheaters. He decides to clear up once and for all who is on his side, and who is a traitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Lucius M., Voldemort
No One Mourns the Wicked by Tom O'Bedlam reviews
Lucius Malfoy was a wicked man. But someone still mourns him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Unusual by Thought reviews
Beka and Commonwealth gatherings never got along that well.
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
DS9 and the Terrifying Tale of the Wormhole Worm by KarenD reviews
A little bit of silliness with a worm called Bob.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/14/2005
Portrait by Thought reviews
Beka knows her job. Double drabble, two hundred words exactly.
Andromeda - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Complete
So, You Wanna Be a Death Eater, Eh? by Morag X. Henegev reviews
Ever wondered how to become one? This story serves as a humurous hopefully guideline to it. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L.
Grey by Athenaea reviews
One act of mercy unsettles Hermione's whole life. Lucius Malfoy won't let it settle down again, however. Longer summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,517 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Adventures of Lord Voldemort by alsatt212 reviews
Join Lord Voldemort for a look at his world. Learn what he really thinks about skiing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Voldemort, Lucius M.
Posession by Thought reviews
Beka explains to Rhade the complex relationship between herself and Tyr.
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Complete
Off Duty: The Humorous Adventures of Kira and Dax by Inyri reviews
Ever wonder what happened when Kira and Dax visited Camelot in the holosuite? Find out in this funny collection of short stories about what they do for fun when they're not working.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Kira N., Jadzia D.
Azkaban Revisited by Ayla Pascal reviews
COMPLETE! After seven years of war, there is nothing the wizarding world wants more than to just forget. LuciusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,678 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cruelest Mercy by PanDaimonia reviews
After the war, Hermione must face the choices that she has made. She goes to visit a prisoner whose fate she has taken a personal interest in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
OBI WAN KENOBI Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
The Owner's Guide goes Geek! Includes handy tips and specifications for the highly-anticipated OBI-WAN unit, Mk II. With thanks to Theresa Green. :)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Obi-Wan K.
BOROMIR Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
The Owner's Guide series continues! Technical specs and handy user tips for the BOROMIR unit - slashfree. With thanks to and permission from the brilliant Theresa Green. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Boromir
LEGOLAS Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
The Owner's Guide series continues; technical specifications and owner's tips for your LEGOLAS unit! With thanks to and permission from Theresa Green.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Legolas
Mercy by Frost Deejn reviews
Kira and Odo repair their friendship with a long conversation in Jadzia's closet. Set during the episode "You Are Cordially Invited..."
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Odo, Kira N. - Complete
Photographic Evidence by Lady Angharad reviews
Professor McGonagall, Professor Sprout, and Madam Hooch decide that for certain damaging prejudices, a full frontal assault is in order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Minerva M.
That Which Never Was by Limelight reviews
“Oh. Well. I guess not, then.” And the Astronomy Professor and the Potions Master were both quiet, as they watched the Deputy watch her employer. (ADMM... sorta)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Minerva M., Albus D.
After the Fall by harrys-sad-fish reviews
Lucius Malfoy is launched into a new life fraught with danger and intrigue after the death of Voldemort. Luckily, he's up to the task of enlisting the help of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Escapism by Thought reviews
Beka tries to get away from it all. My first completed multichapter fic!
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Complete
If Only by Vee017 reviews
Beka reflects at the end of TUM before the universe falls away. BekaGRhade
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Beka V., G. Rhade - Complete
Don't Say It! by ChicaFrom3 reviews
In honor of Beka Day, a short fic about Beka. A harmless bit of fluff; to say more would spoil it. Complete. Please read and review.
Andromeda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
Vacation? by Thought reviews
Beka and Dylan, um, banter. not BD, promise
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Complete
Under Obligation by aulizia-and-kirixchi reviews
Narcissa swore that nothing but the love would induce her to marry but when it falls to her to marry Lucius Malfoy in her sister's stead, will she abandon her dreams for family honour, or can she have both?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,264 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Purple Trance and Co go out for a drink by why 'cuz I said so reviews
Season 1 type story, everyone's here! And well, the title kinda says it all. Finished! and now even more typos cleaned up
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,027 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 12/10/2004
Top Seven Reasons Lucius is Balding by Sniffles 55 reviews
Hair plugs, a house elf for a daughter-in-law, Severus forgetting his birthday? Poor, Poor Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Lucius M. - Complete
Memory Lapses by Limelight reviews
Sometimes, in our old age, we forget things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Drunken Giggliness by Vee017 reviews
Beka has to put up with Rhade's giggling, dirty jokes, and comeon's. But there's one thing she doesn't know...
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Beka V., T.Rhade - Complete
The Agreement by The Collaborators reviews
When Jake Sisko is imprisoned for espionage by the Dominion, Kira offers to give Dukat what he wants -- her -- in exchange for the young man's life. But Dukat declines the offer, proposing a different kind of agreement altogether...
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,335 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Kira N., G. Dukat - Complete
And The Stars Called Angels by Thought reviews
It's all Q's fault. Q? Sid? crossover, (RT, BT, possible RRH and PC)
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004
Running Away by SerpentClara reviews
"Stand aside, you silly girl..." "Not Harry, please no, take me, kill me instead—" What if Voldemort hadn't killed Lily Potter before trying to kill Harry? AU. Darkfic. Dark Lily, major OOC. SS/LE written before HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2004 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] Voldemort - Complete
Journey Of SelfDiscovery by Thought reviews
Beka's rather anticlimactic journey of selfdiscovery.
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
Whiskey Lullaby by Megan13 reviews
Named for the song which inspired it... He just can't say he loves them...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Trust Unjustified by Thought reviews
Betrayal hurts when it comes from someone you trusted so completely.
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Complete
Faith Manages by Selena reviews
Resurrection, rebirth and renewal. Three elusive aims throughout Winn Adami's life.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Winn A., Kira N. - Complete
Deep Space NineYearOlds by Farfalla reviews
The DS9 characters interact as youngsters in an after-school program. Why is everyone picking on Nerys?
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Kira N., Odo
Beer by Lady Lizzie reviews
A new mix off the world of Blackadder and some Harry Potter characters. This is no Slash, I'm just having fun with my two biggest obsessions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Lucius M., Voldemort
The Making of a Death Eater by Madam Suzie reviews
Well, the burrito was definitely not edible, so what else was he to eat?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Lucius M.
The Vampire Snivellus by Atana reviews
Is he or isn't he? Find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Money by Lady Lizzie reviews
This is a mix off the Harry Potter characters and the Blackadder series. All the characters are off character and I'm very well aware of that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Lucius M., Voldemort
Call by Isskar reviews
Beka wants Tyr. Tyr wants Beka. Wackiness insues. Please Read and Review.
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 1/31/2003
Status Quo by Tiffany Park reviews
Beka and Rhade come to terms after the events of "The Spider's Strategem."
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Complete
The Worst Case Scenario by Aurelia Calliope reviews
AU of P&P. After Mr. Collins' proposal Lizzy finds herself in the worst possible situation. Contains broken ankles, mud, and Mr. Darcy. R&R please!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004
Five Things Which Never Happened by Selena reviews
Five roads not taken between Kira and Dukat. Exploration of a relationship. NOT a romance.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Kira N. - Complete
Holding Back by Venus Smurf reviews
Will Beka choose to stay with Tyr? Complete
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,580 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Complete
Apologies by Thought reviews
Beka and Tyr must apologize to each other. Simple, non?
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Complete
That Whole Sleeping Over Thing by Kendra A reviews
Jackie wasn’t letting Hyde pretend to fall asleep before she snuck over." Post-'The Acid Queen' fluff.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2004
Lonely Hearts by Djinn1 reviews
A challenge story. Jadzia tries to find out what's on Kira's mind.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/4/2004
Genesis by csiphile reviews
Choices sometimes lead to new paths. EO COMPLETE!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,690 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Complete
Glorfindel: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by insert pseudonym reviews
The guide for that loveable, but oft neglected Elven Lord: Glorfindel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2003
They're Very Sensitive by drox reviews
Drabble. Daleks need love too.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Complete
FARAMIR: Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
PG for mild innuendo. This is an homage to the brilliant Owner's Guides by Theresa Green, which I adore. If you enjoy, write a review and let me know!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Faramir
Elevation by justaminuet reviews
Strange revelations can be made on an elevator going nowhere.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Ken I., Miyako I./Yolei - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
The Night Dances by kitsunelover reviews
Hermione has to go to Azkaban to study several inmates as part of her Auror training. Lucius is one of them. LMHG in a way. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,517 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
The School Governor by AddisonRae reviews
Lucius Malfoy is a very powerful man. He is also bored. What (or Who?) do you think he’ll do to amuse himself? Lucius Hermione. RRR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Lurtz: An Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Gaslight reviews
Learn all that you need to know about your new LURTZ, fresh from the factory! Inspired by Theresa Green's series and posted with permission.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Uruk-hai - Complete
Remnant by Djinn1 reviews
DS9 wasn't afraid to deal with loss and grief, and certainly Kira saw more than her share. My muse wanted to explore that. There's angst aplenty here if you're in the mood for a swim in those murky waters.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Kira N.
Justifiable Vengeance by QueenC4 reviews
A Malfoy's revenge is the cruelest of all. DARK FIC!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 134 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Taking Care by anni reviews
J/H - Hyde is there when Jackie needs a little help
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2003
One in 2,987,044 Chance by M14Mouse reviews
Last part of the Voices From The Tunnel Trilogy: Beka's POV.....Why did Tyr go with Beka at the end of the Light at The End of The Tunnel?
Andromeda - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2003 - Published: 10/6/2002 - Complete
Upon the Altar of Freedom by Morghaine reviews
Hermione Granger turns to an old foe in her darkest hour. Rated M for heterosexual scenes and adult content. LMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Someday by Matt1969 reviews
Beka Valentine dreams of "someday"
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2002
Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle by Mala reviews
What is Beka supposed to do while Tyr's heart flies away and back again? Wait? Move on? Break?
Andromeda - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/13/2002
Of Such Things by Garnet Filigree1 reviews
Tyr's pov - reflections on things lost - VERY BRIEF!!!!
Andromeda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2002
Oysters by argimpasa reviews
Beka and Charlemagne enjoy oysters and other things. During Into the Labyrinth. Later Tyr retaliates with a course of Filet Mignon.
Andromeda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2002 - Published: 9/22/2002
Morning Discussions by SkywaterBlue reviews
A /series/ of very short fics, somewhere between drabbles and a missing scenes. It's just another morning on DS9. O/K-riffic content. Second story new as of 10/20/02.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2002 - Published: 10/5/2002 - Odo, Kira N.
We Are All Made Of Stars by Mala reviews
Post-"If The Wheel Is Fixed", Tyr is soaked in melancholy. Will Beka's presence make a difference?
Andromeda - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2002
Boats Against the Current by SkywaterBlue reviews
20 years after the end of the Dominion War, Ambassador Kira Nerys of Bajor will face her most difficult challenge when the Dominion sends its own Ambassadors to negotiate a permanent peace. O/K, eventually.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,700 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/5/2002 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Kira N., Odo
Hee Haw by me11 reviews
Trance and Tyr relive old memories... (NO PAIRING)
Andromeda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2002
Waiting in Illian by AsianScaper reviews
A Study on Aes Sedai Vulnerability: The Gaidin
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2002
Change of Destiny by Marie Nomad reviews
Many years have passed after he left the station, now Worf plans to change Jadzia's fate by going into the past. What will he sacrifice to make sure that his wife gets a change in destiny?
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Worf
The Impression I Get by Glay reviews
While trying to be rid of the horrible Digimon created of the Dark Spires, Ken and Yolei fall into a strange and humorous situation. Try switching bodies with the opposite sex for a while, and you'll find yourself in some awkward positions too. (Kenlei)
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,410 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2002 - Published: 12/15/2000 - Miyako I./Yolei, Ken I.
Luxury by Silverlight reviews
[Kenyako]Love was a luxury that neither Ichijouji Ken nor Inoue Miyako could afford. However, when fate steps in, they are given a chance to grasp what they never could have...
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,809 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2002 - Published: 4/1/2002 - Miyako I./Yolei, Ken I.
Sail Away by Valerie J reviews
Harm and Mac go undercover on the reality t.v. show "Temptation Cruise II". It's not as silly as it sounds :-)
JAG - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 102,532 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/18/2002 - Published: 1/30/2002
A Shared Sorrow by garnet filigree reviews
Misery loves company...or does it?
Andromeda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2002
To Go Where No Bucket Has Gone Before by Sparx-007 reviews
Odo's bucket takes a trip.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/28/2002
Night Music by garnet filigree reviews
Tyr contemplates destiny, faith and the things that cannot be. A very short first-person fic.
Andromeda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2002
The Fabric of Our Lives by Altariel reviews
Love, life, loss and sewing
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2002 - E. Garak, T. Ziyal
My Music of The Night by Brittney a.k.a Hoshi Mizuriu reviews
After a battle, the Kaiser is beaten and is the Digidestined's prisoner. But during the night, a certain lavender haired maiden comes to aid him. Can the Kaiser learn a few things from this barer of Love and Purity? I just added a poem in, please review
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2002 - Published: 1/8/2002 - Ken I., Miyako I./Yolei
A Terrible Accident by Saklani reviews
not going to spoil it
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2002 - E. Garak, Ezri D.
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 225 - Published: 1/8/2002
Match Game DS9 by Jamie August reviews
Quark. Dukat. Drunken Damar. Federation baddies. Stupid game shows. Spontaneously combusting Weyoun clones! Raging insults! And a partridge in a pear tree.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2001
Rabbits In Heat by Copycat reviews
Mac's downstairs neighbor gets an earful-- or two.
JAG - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/4/2001
The Adventures of Molly O'Brien by Aline Sitoe reviews
Young Molly discovers the joys of Quark's Bar.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/14/2001
The Cloud by Trent Roman reviews
The Lexx is pursued by a strange cloud. Replete with weird spacy stuff, sexy fantasies and fun-loving Moth Breeders! Contains scenes of violence, as well as non-descriptive nudity and sexual situations.
Lexx - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2000
In The Aftermath by Victoria Meredith reviews
Damar learns how his rebellion has effected the people of Deep Space Nine and comes to terms with being one of the heroes.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2000
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Ticklish reviews
Set aboard the Phoenix. Jago has been browsing the human archive. Very soft T.
Crossover - Foreigner Sequences & Foreigner series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Bren Cameron, Jago - Complete
Hands Clean reviews
In an alternate universe, Beka Valentine makes a choice which leads to a meteoric rise, a shocking romance, and deadly dangers. This is my contribution to Beka Day '07, slightly late. TyrBeka, CharlemagneBeka. WARNING eventual character death.
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,249 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 3/4/2007
Need reviews
This is a birthday present fic. Beka and Dylan are almost disgustingly happy with each other in the early stages of their romance. But when Beka's past rears its ugly head, will they lose each other for good? Beka/Dylan, drugs, angst, torture, swearing!
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,491 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Beka V., D. Hunt
Five Conversations Rose and the Doctor Had reviews
And One They Didn't . Cohabitating a cozy house in Chelsea isn’t quite the same as cohabitating a TARDIS. As they adjust to an old/new Doctor, linear time and wallpaper, there are a few things Rose and the Doctor need to discuss. Rated for later chaps
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,167 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Point of Transit reviews
A woman leaves her home, courtesy of a man who called himself the Doctor. At a point of transit, she meets a lonely traveler and nudges him back to a girl whose roots are always showing DoctorRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Gilded Lily reviews
It’s Lily Evans’ birthday, and Severus Snape wants it to be perfect. Fluffy LilySeverus. A little James bashing, but it’s from Snape’s POV, so you gotta expect it. DH compliant. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What Happens in Paris reviews
LMHG: Hermione is stuck in Muggle Paris doing work for the Order when she received an unexpected offer. Well, she isn't having any part of that, thank you very much! But when Lucius is stuck with her, things get a little complicated. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,090 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Later reviews
Later she learned many things, but she never completely understood. Hermione is thrown headfirst into a Death Eater plot, and one of them knows her weaknesses. LMHG, oneshot, a little surreal... recently edited just to look a little better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
No Turning Back reviews
AU – Gaheris Rhade killed Dylan Hunt and is captain of the Andromeda. Things aren’t going so well on the ship or with the CW’s dwindling allies, so Tyr and Beka go on a little adventure to make things better… or so they hope. NOW COMPLETE!
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,826 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
Valentine reviews
It’s that day again, and Beka’s receiving mysterious gifts. Weird, but in a good way. Sorta genhumormystery all in a oneshot!.
Andromeda - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
Where We Come From reviews
Andromeda's oldschool crew including Tyr and Rev meet under very different circumstances when Beka backs out of Gerentex's High Guard salvage job. The Andromeda emerges on her own three years later to a tyrannical despotism that has taken control... DONE!
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,383 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Complete
Lines Redrawn reviews
Alliances are broken, and the strangest of bedfellows are fighting side by side. The powder keg that the Known Worlds has become will explode with the Andromeda Ascendant at its center. NOW COMPLETE
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,655 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2005 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Complete
So Blind reviews
Lucius is about to be sent to Azkaban, and he asks his old friend Severus to keep his wife company. Fairly original take on it, I think. Or not. You decide! COMPLETE, edited for clarity and spelling
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Memories Scattered Like Splinters reviews
Vignette, future Beka's PoV from Ouroborus. ...those memories were kept in a small box in the back of her mind, a box she kept firmly locked, should she be tempted to take a peek and relive them.
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Complete
Wishing by Night reviews
A short TyrBeka vignette, Tyr's PoV. Tyr doesn't waste time on mighthavebeens, but not even he can control his dreams.
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Complete
Rendezvous reviews
Don't like how Tyr's character turned out? Neither did I. This will explain everything! TyrBeka
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Complete
Searching for a Star reviews
The Digital World is slowly dying, and who can save it? The Digimon Emperor and Yolei. Kenyako, adventure, hilarity, and angst ensue--COMPLETE!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,606 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Miyako I./Yolei, Ken I. - Complete
Fractured Echoes reviews
Kidnapping, torture, lurvin', and more--COMPLETE
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,079 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Complete
What We've Known All Along reviews
Good oldfashioned TyrBeka angst and lurvin', semisongfic. Beware the many flashbacks!
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Complete
You'll Never Know reviews
Hmm... Finding Harper happily inebriated one night, Beka remembers a time he was in a similar state and ruined for the Maru's crew a very lucrative job opportunity. On her way to Command, she wonders what might've happened... and the story goes from there
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,091 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2004 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Complete
Family, Gold, and Silver reviews
Tyr and Beka pose as a married couple, others vacation on a beautiful vacation planet, and intrigue is in the air! 'Tis now updated and FINISHED!
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,651 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/4/2002 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Complete
The Night Sanity Forgot reviews
Revised PG13 mostly because I would hate to damage children younger than 13 with my humor. Gear up for the PreTarmon Gaidon Randland National Ball! Something within is bound to tickle your funnybone!
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/5/2002 - Complete
Living reviews
Silly me, trying to write a summary in the title box. Anyway, another ficlet! TyrBeka, again! This time, from the end of Belly of the Beast, Tyr and Beka's POV's...Oopah!
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2002 - Complete
A Day in the Life reviews
Maybe just PG...I'm no good at ratings. Let's see, a mere ficlet with a bit of TyrBeka luuurvin... If you're anti that couple, you may not want to read. It's short and fun...in a strange little way.
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/6/2002 - Complete
A Day at the Farm reviews
Not just any farm...the Black Tower! This is a ficlet about...ahem...the end of Winter's Heart from the POV of a young Asha'man...spoilers of course
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2002 - Complete
Breaking reviews
During the Age of Legends, the very short tale of one male Aes Sedai doomed to madness... PG maybe not necessary but...meh
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/20/2002 - Complete
Crossing reviews
Um... not sure why PG. Anyway...it was going to be an intro to a Kaiyako, but now it's just a poem to describe a favorite among Kaiyako loverswhy Yolei might become evil and what her thoughts might be.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11/16/2001 - Miyako I./Yolei, Ken I. - Complete
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