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Half-baked Hero by Bakuraptor reviews
Taylor always dreamed of being a hero - and it turns out that her new power's pretty sweet! Unfortunately, she means that very literally...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,965 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 8/6
Inquisitor Carrow and the Phoenix Fiasco by littlewhitecat reviews
With Carrow forced into sick leave, much to his horror Timothy finds himself temporarily the Senior UnderSecretary to th Minister of Magic. Between dealing with political plots, unexpected business manoeuvres and the machinations of a bored Carrow, can he survive the year?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 160,873 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 12/1/2018 - Complete
The Unusual Rise Of WAAAAGH! Gitsploda by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
The terrific and terrifying tale of a titan's rise. Or possibly just someone having a laugh. Heck, it could even be all of the above.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/23 - Orks, Harlequins - Complete
A More Perfect Union by Charles Densem reviews
War never changes. But people do, through the roads they walk. And the right person on the right road at the right time may well manage to save the human race. Fallout 3/NV rationalish fic.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,389 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Lone Wanderer
A little shift by Malicean reviews
In Man of Steel, the launch of Kal-El's escape pod provides a distraction at a crucial point in the fight between Jor-El and Zod, plus a motivation for the latter to lose all inhibitions concerning deadly force, and ultimately results in Jor-El's death. What if the timing of the launch was off by a few seconds …? And why does everyone forget about the THIRD adult in the room?
Superman - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,859 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 1/5 - [Lara L., Jor-El] Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Zod - Complete
A Wand for Skitter by ShayneT reviews
Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 121 - Words: 359,078 - Reviews: 4575 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 2,594 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 2/27/2019 - Complete
Everyone wins by Timeandvlove reviews
A series of one shots from the perspective of people in mother of learning, explaining how they all won.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6 - Complete
This Won't Be Graded: A Memoir by Mr G by CPericardium reviews
The life and times of a high school teacher who was pretty cool, but only if you were cool too. Mr. Gladly's autobiography.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,972 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 6/29/2019
Sasuke Uchiha and the Power of Lies by Emerald Ashes reviews
Welcome to Konoha, where existence is confusing, everyone is happy, and we all serve our benevolent God-King.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,000 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 1/7 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
Being A Shinobi Requires Courage and Insanity by Professor Donger reviews
Being a Shinobi requires no small amounts of courage, and a decent helping of Insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/24/2019 - Naruto U. - Complete
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 8,606 - Follows: 8,567 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Sage and Lifebringer by sprickle reviews
On Percy's first flight to camp, a stray lightning bolt does far more than wreck Gabe's precious car. It vaporizes Sally Jackson. Annabeth is fed up with the cruelty of the gods, and decides to take action. Short story, about 15K words.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2019
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 6,216 - Follows: 6,737 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Batman: Extinction Burst by Michael JG Meathook reviews
The long past childhood trauma Batman converted to passion, fueling his fight for justice, begins to wane. He finally seeks much needed rehabilitation as his ageless battle with the Joker comes to a head as he decides to end the rivalry for good... one way or the other.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,810 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/24/2019 - Published: 12/15/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Professor Hugo Strange
A Training Trip by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
Jiraiya has taken Naruto on a 3 year trip to train him to be able to face his future, but Konoha's #1 Unpredictable Ninja feels he's not making much progress. The group of Iwa nin who come across him might have to disagree. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/23/2019 - Complete
And the Unethical Binding Contract by SimplyMe51 reviews
AU. What if the Triwizard Tournament took place in Harry's first year, not his fourth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 191 - Published: 4/14/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Mother of Endings: Red Robe's Unmasking by Timeandvlove reviews
After defeating the Primordial, Demon King, High Witch and High Mage of Eldemar, the party decides to finally unmask the dread figure and time looper that has been hounding them. Many one shots.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/9/2019 - Published: 1/8/2019 - Complete
Democracy by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Neville Longbottom had good cause to be happy. Voldemort and his Death Eaters had been defeated. His parents had been avenged. He had taken his N.E.W.T.s and was now taking his seat in the Wizengamot. Unfortunately, some of his friends weren't content with restoring the status quo ante and demanded rather extensive reforms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,374 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 9/22/2018 - [Neville L., Daphne G.] Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Reformed, Returned and Really Trying by Starfox5 reviews
AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
Of Snakes and Time Travel by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Orochimaru - Complete
The Tale of Nagato Uzumaki by YAXON reviews
AU. After training the three Orphans from Rain to defend themselves adequately, Jiraiya returns home, confident that they will change the future of the world. Poor Jiraiya has no idea how true that will be, because the Ame Trio doesn't want to part ways. What changes will be brought about when Nagato, Yahiko, and Konan become Shinobi of the Leaf...? Generally canon pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 358,207 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 6/1/2018 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Nagato U.
Harm by Loxare reviews
The long awaited sequel to Help. Batman knows that Red Hood is the formerly-deceased second Robin. But Jason won't let Batman get in between him and doing his job. Of course, it's not entirely clear whether his job is killing the scum of Bludhaven, or keeping the children of Bludhaven from driving him to an early grave.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,560 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 4/28/2018 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Cassandra C., Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing, Stephanie B.
Scar's Samsara by Sophronius reviews
Synopsis: From Scar's perspective, it never made much sense to justify a divine kingship through a perpetual cycle of death and suffering, though that wasn't what was really bothering him. One little push and all his troubles would be over – if only that darn cub wasn't so cute! (Rational!Scar raises Simba as his own. COMPLETE!)
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,592 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/30/2017 - [Scar/Taka, Zira] Simba, Zazu - Complete
Heroine For A Hobby by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Some said there were places out there where you couldn't possibly have too much power. Some said Earth Bet was one of these places. Some were wrong. They were very, very wrong.
Crossover - Worm & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,468 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 2/7/2018 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Skitter, Dragon
Grot Coat's 212th Fightin' Boyz! by Lord Zong The Destroyer of Fun reviews
The 212th is a distinguished regiment, famous for its extensive counter-ork actions. But the 212th was destroyed long ago. So just who is it carrying their banner and facing off against the Imperium's foes? This is the story of the Grot Coat's 212th Fightin' Boyz and how they serve the Big Boss on the Shiny Chair.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/3/2018 - Published: 1/9/2016
Harry Potter: HERO OF HOGWARTS by NerfGlaistigUaine reviews
Story inspired by Sasuke Uchiha- HERO OF KONOHA (fanfic). Takes Ciaphas Cain accidental hero elements and applies them to Harry Potter. Not a direct crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/7/2017
Divided and Entwined by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Fudge doesn't try to ignore Voldemort's return at the end of the 4th Year. Instead, influenced by Malfoy, he tries to appease the Dark Lord. Many think that the rights of the muggleborns are a small price to pay to avoid a bloody war. Hermione Granger and the other muggleborns disagree. Vehemently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 643,288 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 4/23/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Serious Saitama by Gaming Ikari reviews
Saitama's dream of an all-powerful subterranean invasion isn't a dream, it's fact. He wakes up to subterraneans grabbing his face and throwing him through his apartment, and everything that follows as the Hero Association tries to save the fragments of the human race.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,511 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 1/6/2016
One By One by UltimateFandomHub reviews
"You can decide when it ends." The world is saved, but that wasn't enough. Asriel remains lost in the dark. To retrieve him, Frisk is ready to crack apart time itself. Hold your friends close. Seek the broken man. Beware the whispering shadows. Be kind. Be brave. And above all - stay determined. [Originally by CourierNew on AO3, crossposted with permission]
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,789 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/20/2017 - Frisk, Asriel, Sans - Complete
Razor's Edge: Requiem by Tairis Deamhan reviews
John Shepard has only one truth left. That the cycle must be broken no matter the cost. The price will be more than anyone should have to bear but the prize is the future, for those he cares for and for all life in the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 419,528 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Kasumi G., Shepard - Complete
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rationalising Death by Scientist's Thesis reviews
What if the mentioned super intelligence of Yagami Light and his antagonists wasn't just informed, but was actually true?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Light Y., L, Misa A.
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9420 - Favs: 7,495 - Follows: 5,796 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 6,524 - Follows: 4,968 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Significant Digits by adeebus reviews
(Continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality) It's easy to make big plans and ask big questions, but harder to follow them through. Find out what happens to Harry Potter-Evans-Verres, Hermione, Draco, and everyone else once they grow into their roles as leaders, leave the shelter of Hogwarts, and venture out into a wider world. Permanent home: anarchyishyperbole com
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 298,709 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
One Good Man by Rorschach's Blot reviews
On her final cruise, the Enterprise-A encounters a damaged ship filled with refugees and captained by Mirror Universe Khan Noonien Singh.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Complete
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
Time Works Both Ways by Frostimyst reviews
The timelines would never be the same after the loss of Frisk's soul. Sans knew he had to do something, but what could he do in the face of the human's determination? As the tears came, he knew he had stood by and watched Papyrus die for the last time. Even if it was the last thing he'd do, he'd save Papyrus and end the human's reign over the timelines for good.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,401 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Papyrus, Sans, Undyne, Alphys - Complete
Community Service by Balthanon reviews
Wherein Dumbledore trades a pair of socks, a package of chocolate frogs, and a warm fire for an extra day in the office and we learn that being well-rested is overrated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Instruments of Destruction by alexanderwales reviews
Admiral Tian Jerjerrod tackles the impossible task of building the second Death Star.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 119 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Complete
The Dirty Name by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 214 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Supernaturally Rational by EagleJarl reviews
What would happen if the people on Supernatural were able to think outside the box a little? What if they were more focused on saving lives than on being heroic? What if they were aware of the Randi Prize? Well, it might look something like this...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Sam W. - Complete
Affably Evil by Sarah1281 reviews
In a twist of fate, Malak is captured instead of Revan. The galaxy is sure the Sith's lack of activity after this just means Revan's planning something big but really he just can't be bothered to lead. He does, however, have a habit of meeting a certain new Jedi Alek wherever he happens to go. Not that Alek believes a word of what Revan says. So Not My Problem characterizations.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,941 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Revan, Darth Malak - Complete
Following the Phoenix by hezzel reviews
A single-/dual-point-of-departure spinoff from Less Wrong's brilliant story "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", branching away in Chapter 81. Hermione is sent to Azkaban, but Harry is not about to give up. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like his enemy is about to leave things alone either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,387 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
What if SG-1 weren't stupid? by EagleJarl reviews
A rational take on Stargate SG-1, wherein each chapter is an episode and none of the characters are idiots. Extended version of my SG-1 oneshot of similar name. NOT ALL EPISODES ARE SHOWN, and they will not necessarily appear in order - they'll show up as I write them.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,140 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter the Muggle by rpeh reviews
In a world of sorcery and magic, strange events had always surrounded Harry Potter. One day, a knock on the door changes his life forever. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/5/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Had A Friend Like Me by Bookworm Gal reviews
The little kid was weird. After 50,000 years, he thought he knew everything he needed to know about humanity. But this one refused to fit the normal pattern. Why didn't she make impulsive, dumb, greedy wishes like the rest of them? What was WRONG with her? And why did he care about her strangeness? Why did he care at all? (Sequel titled "Tales as Old as Time")
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,571 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Timmy, Norm the Genie, OC - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15216 - Favs: 23,179 - Follows: 20,358 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Greatest Infiltration Ever by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot. Dedicated to Igornerd because of a lost bet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 195 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4360 - Favs: 9,226 - Follows: 6,987 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Spock Unleashed by BajaB reviews
Spock decides the temporal Prime directive has a different interpretation to his original one.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 9,137 - Follows: 4,255 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dante's Night at Freddy's by MJTR reviews
In a comedic mini-continuation of my "Revelations" storyline, Dante breaks a machine in a third-rate kid's themed pizza parlor and has to work off the damages. Shouldn't be so bad, right?
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,362 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Dante, Freddy Fazbear - Complete
The Darkest Art by FluffyGonzalez reviews
Things are looking bad for the Death Eaters when Hermione immerses herself in dark forces which mankind was never meant to know—like compound interest and quarterly tax returns. Mainly Goblet of Fire. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
A Bluer Shade of White by alexanderwales reviews
Six years after her coronation, Elsa rules over Arendelle, using the power of ice to improve the lives of her citizens.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,525 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Elsa, Olaf - Complete
Past an Hour the Prospect's Black by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 304 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 315 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U., Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Time v3-0 by Teyke reviews
It has been suggested that after his eighth regeneration, the Doctor begins lying about his age. The official explanation is that he has simply lost track. This is a third possible explanation for the discrepancy between his ages in the new and old series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,552 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/25/2014 - 8th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
On My Life and Magic by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione learn that there was an important bit of magical lore they didn't know about. And they are not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 223 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On Names, and Becoming Them by me malum reviews
"You have many names," the old crone continued. "Did you know you've gained another?" Bartimaeus, in the centuries after 'Ptolemy's Gate'.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Bartimaeus - Complete
Note to Self by jacobk reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart was a successful con man, but that's all he was. So how did he talk Dumbledore into hiring him? And why was he such a failure as a teacher that a bunch of twelve year olds could see through him? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Stargate SG-1: Maybourne Unleashed by BajaB reviews
What if Harry Maybourne had been more effective? Stargate SG-1, with a little bit more emphasis on acquiring technology to use. Starts from the season one Episode Enigma and generally follows canon timeline. Highlights only, not full story dialogs and scenes. Fill in the gaps yourselves. :)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,793 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2885 - Favs: 3,409 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Wanted: Responsible Adult by Sarah1281 reviews
After driving his first crush to a nunnery, Romeo swears he'll never love again...until he sees a very pretty girl. So what if she's thirteen? Her family hates him anyway! And Juliet's just glad to get away her really old almost-fiancé, her mother who is determined to add as many greats to grandmother as she can in her lifetime, and her really inappropriate nurse. It's true love.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,492 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Complete
The Jedi Kind of Had it Coming by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted was to avoid any and all responsibility but the Force drags him back to the middle of the action once more. The Exile is probably the most dedicated Jedi ever and so she'll need all the help she can get... Sequel to 'So Not My Problem.'
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,727 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Revan - Complete
Gav and Bob by Mattmaster112 reviews
Gav is a simple orgryn, and enjoys serving as best he can. For the Emperor, and potato peel!
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,343 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Complete
Food Scandal by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader, F. Piett, OC, General Veers - Complete
Political Realities by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Commissioner Gordon receives an unwelcome education.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/18/2012 - James G. - Complete
Educational by centreoftheselights reviews
A Methods of Rationality fanfic; Draco's reaction to the Self-Actualisation chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 341 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Weapons Free by angelicxdiscord reviews
We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,235 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 9,262 - Follows: 3,550 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Confessions of a Wayward Son by Tyrant of the East reviews
For ten thousand years, Chaos warbands have plagued the Imperium. Bringing woe and despair to the innocent, the Chaos Space Marines are the vilest foes known in the history of man. Yet not all warbands are the same in this...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,050 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Mating Interrupted by Sarah1281 reviews
Samara quickly puts a stop to her daughter's attempt to love Shepard to death and the resulting reunion is rather tense, especially with Shepard there saying things no one wants to hear like how being evil doesn't mean you're no longer related...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Garson, Morinth - Complete
Dealing with What’s Her Name’s Death by Sarah1281 reviews
After Penny's tragic death, Captain Hammer attempts therapy.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Captain Hammer, Penny - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 4,035 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15159 - Favs: 24,205 - Follows: 9,899 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 131 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 466 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Frankie Rules by Tall T reviews
After years of work in the service of Foster's, Frankie suddenly finds herself alone with the full responsibility. Currently well on its way in a new storyline that includes a new career for Mr. Herriman and the return of three unpopular house guests!
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,791 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Frankie - Complete
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 297 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 278 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Poker Night by Academia Nut reviews
When a Hero of the Imperium perishes, the stakes are never higher. Warhammer 40k crossed with a variety of other universes
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 133 - Published: 8/28/2009
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 297 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The End is Where We Start From by buduica reviews
Truman Burbank walks away from the cameras, but that doesn't mean people still don't want to know about him. From one ending, comes the beginning of the rest of Truman's life.
Truman Show - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 567 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 3,360 - Follows: 801 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6431 - Favs: 17,447 - Follows: 6,150 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 405 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 6,094 - Follows: 1,362 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 567 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.