Author has written 1 story for Misc. Tv Shows.
THINGS I LIKE/LOVE
-Awkward moments' that make u want to laugh really hard
-Other stuff that would take up way to much time to list in list form...yeah TT_TT
PEOPLE I LIKE/LOVE
-Dog an Beth Chapman
-...the whole DTBH group XD
-Way more people then anybody lookin at this has the patience for _ (but if ur interested hit me up)
-> I called ur boyfriend gay, an he hit me with his purse
-> The number one unwritten rule for fighting,is NO BITING that's how zombies are made!
-> What seems to be the officer, problem? (South Park XD)
-> Yesterday is history, tomorrow's a mystery, but today is a gift, that's why they call it the present
-> Never mess with a monkey's monkey
-> Nothing? Nothing? NOTHING? Nothing, tra la la? (yeah boy, that makes me laugh every time LOL)
-> Cuttlefish. Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... flipping glorious little sausages. Pen them up together, and they will devour each other without a second thought... Human nature, in'it? Ooor... fish nature... So yes... we could hold up here, well-provisioned and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me any way you slice it! Or... ahh... as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful... I rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... Captain Swann. We must fight. (for those who dont know its from POTC: AWE, but u already knew that)
-> William, tell me somethin'. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressin' damsel? Or... rather, damsel in distress? Either one...