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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried when she was still alive. the murder chanted "Toma Sota balcu" as he buried her. now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl inthe middle of the night she will be on you're celing. she will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on you're proflie, she will not bother you. You're kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia Dragon Sannin Ryu Namikaze.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 13. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't...

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

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Naruto: The Game of Life by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 212,640 - Reviews: 4796 - Favs: 15,706 - Follows: 18,256 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Naruto: Dawn of the Gamer Remastered by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
A young Naruto grew up with little to no friends and because of this he developed a love of video games. Little did he know it would result in him waking up with the ability to view life as one. Naruto had no idea what to make of this, but after discovering the perks decided to go with the flow. But will life be harder or easier remains unseen? AU. Naruto/The Gamer/Solo Leveling.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 172,066 - Reviews: 6488 - Favs: 12,988 - Follows: 15,190 - Updated: 10/26/2021 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H., Anko M.
From the Ashes by erttheking reviews
Even after seeing their world burned, Humanity was able to stand up again, and push beyond their pre-war status and reach the heavens. But how will a hardened Humanity handle life among the stars? And how will others react to this aggressive newcomer?
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 119 - Words: 922,627 - Reviews: 3592 - Favs: 3,253 - Follows: 3,079 - Updated: 4/13/2021 - Published: 5/17/2012
Naruto: Gamer (Remake) by FrostyLOL reviews
After failing his academy exam two times, Naruto discover a book that gives him Gamer's Ability.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,553 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 3,234 - Updated: 10/15/2020 - Published: 2/27/2016 - Naruto U.
White by Melkor's Mercy reviews
What if Rukia had never shown up and given Ichigo Shinigami powers? What if the hollow killed him instead? How would this affect Aizen's plans of betrayal? Ichigo finds himself eaten by a hollow shortly after death and awakens within the desolate realm of Hueco Mundo as a Gillian. With only fragmented memories of his past life, he struggles to achieve purpose. Ichigo/harem
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 323,307 - Reviews: 4426 - Favs: 9,864 - Follows: 10,168 - Updated: 2/27/2020 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel, Apacci, Menoly
Bringing The Graduation To You by The Brod Road reviews
What happens when the graduating Grimwood Girls venture into the human world to visit their favorite teacher, Shaggy? Mystery Inc happens! Shaggy/Harem. Implied Fred/Daphne. Chapter 20: Revolta and the power of Shaggy Memes! But we've all moved on to Area 51 memes...
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 206,403 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 8/7/2019 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Shaggy, Hex Girls, Grimwood Girls
Naruto: Heir of the Juppongatana by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon reviews
Mankind has shaped history with hate and ignorance. Naruto is no exception, after years of abuse he was shaped into the ultimate weapon by a man keeping a promise. Through tragedy he became a monster, will he be saved by the light of man that created him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 292,813 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 7/17/2019 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Naruto U.
Superman X Steven Universe: The Shield of Hope by Leolamin1997 reviews
The Crystal Gems and the Man of Steel Collide for a battle that will change the very world as they know it. But can Steven bring them together in order to learn about the conjoined history of the Kryptonians and the Gems, and to face and evil that threatens the entire planet. Prepare for a crossover that was destined to happen yet no one did. Based on an image from nerdsman567
Crossover - Superman & Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 234,301 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/21/2018 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Complete
Weiss Cream by ThrowawayQwwrr reviews
Two months ago, Weiss Schnee had been the rich heiress to a business empire. Now she worked at an Ice-cream parlor run by people who seemed half insane. She wasn't quite sure how that had happened. Modern day Au
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 201,773 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 7/19/2018 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Weiss S., Winter S., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
In Shades of Red and Gold by Z.R. Stein reviews
Ruby Rose never knew who her father was; growing up, Summer never spoke about him. Two months after her mother died for her country, Ruby finally gets some answers. Her father is none other than Tony Stark, the infamous weapons designer and billionaire. Very AU for RWBY. Marvel MCU. Romance will come in much later.
Crossover - Avengers & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Iron Man/Tony S., Ruby R., Yang X.L., Qrow B.
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 275,330 - Reviews: 2513 - Favs: 6,653 - Follows: 6,908 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Storm of the Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A single mistake can create big changes, even if the shinobi are too stupid to realize it. Naruto, banned from becoming genin, leaves Konoha with a certain hammer he trips over in his haste to bring the Forbidden Scroll to Mizuki. Wait, the Fourth Hokage wasn't human, but a misplaced god named Thor? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S MY FATHER! *Set a few decades before Thor*
Crossover - Naruto & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,206 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 4,015 - Follows: 3,847 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Naruto U., Loki
Rebirth of the 4 by Silent Soul Ken -SSK reviews
The legendary Four Horsemen are dead and the angels and demons fight from realm to realm destroying them. The Charred council has no choice but to bring back the four but they only have enough power for one… War…
Crossover - Naruto & Darksiders - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 169,547 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Naruto U.
We are Animals or Monsters, not Humans by Kourtney Uzu Yato reviews
Summary inside! I don't own anything!
Crossover - Naruto & Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,339 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Orange Flash in Westeros by choejhulkp9 reviews
After Naruto defeated Madara and the 10-tailed beast, Kami sent him to his new destiny in Westeros. Found by Robert and Ned, Naruto will face the battles for the 7 kingdoms. Now the Stags, Wolves and Lions must deal with the Fox as Naruto will shift the game for the Iron Throne. Some plot changes. Naruto/Sansa/Margaery/Daenerys. Discontinued
Crossover - Naruto & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 155,743 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 3,385 - Follows: 3,417 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Naruto U., Daenerys T., Margaery T., Sansa S. - Complete
Strained Harmony by Sunshine Temple reviews
Chapter 6a up. this is a story of Ranma and a new job she gets... it's not exactly a manly job but that's okay, it makes for a more convincing disguise. And over time Ranma comes to really love her new job... and her new ward.
Crossover - Ranma & Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 234,498 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn, Setsuna M./Sailor Pluto, Ranma
Wild Wolf by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Fed up with life in Nerima, Ranma runs away, only to be followed by Happosai, who has a magic scroll he want to try out. It works but Ranma suddenly finds himself in Westeros replacing the champion chosen by the old gods in a time of great peril for humanity. How will the world change with the Wild Wolf raised in the den of wolves? A lot. Thanks to Naj. P. Jackson for the picture.
Crossover - Ranma & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 1,182,666 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 4,140 - Follows: 2,976 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Ranma, Daenerys T./Dany, Myrcella B. - Complete
Naruto The Incubus by LolaTheSa reviews
Hinata and her team are ambushed by ninja bandits, she retreats and manages to get distance between herself and the ninja. But then she meets the most stunning man she has ever met before. "Hi, I'm Naruto... wanna f-?" Fun story. NaruHinaFemkyuubiNaruko, small-med Harem maybe? Enjoy! Slight change to sum due to an appreciated warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,896 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
Find Yourself by Winged Lady Colette reviews
The world discovered them, and feared them. Revered them as monsters. But they are about to realize the true monsters Shinobi become when their kids are taken. Modern day meets shinobi era.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 5/2/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Return of the Spiral by Tarot134 reviews
So the Uzumaki clan is gone. Or so the world thought but in fact they were scattered to the far corners of the Elemental Nations. But one fateful day one man met what will become the greatest of them all. Can this boy bring the once great clan back together or are they to different now to be even called a clan? Follow Uzumaki Naruto as he meets the survivors of Uzushio. review plz
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 295,335 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., OC
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 2373 - Favs: 10,076 - Follows: 11,262 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
Redemption: Sins of a father by hibiki red reviews
Time has moved forward, and Akane lives at the side of her husband Ranma Saotome. The couple searches for the third component in this marriage and the one part they need to become whole. Sequel from "Life's lessons: Sins of a mother."
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 258,878 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Complete
An Uzumaki Scorned by SilentSambo88 reviews
Inspired by The Gallant Toad Sage's "Betrayal". Ten years after the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto's dream to become Hokage has become a bitter search for truth and understanding. On the night he finally achieves his dream, he uncovers a devastating series of betrayals from the Sandaime that drive him into the past to seek justice and fix the future. *On Hiatus, Possibly Discontinued*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 88,252 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/8/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Ino Y., Team Seven
The Bad Cut by Ozzallos reviews
The whisper of wind. The hint of movement. That was all it took for Ranma Saotome's life to be turned upside down after the surprise engagement to one Akane Tendo. Ranma!chan.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,637 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Ranma, Kodachi
A Forehead and a Pig as One by The Nachoman reviews
Sakon and Ukon Soma are Ninja of the Leaf, 34 years old, and have a set of daughters: Sakura and Ino Soma, Heirs to their Bloodline and 11 year old pre-genin. This is the girls' story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,478 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5856 - Favs: 13,553 - Follows: 14,097 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.