Avaril
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Joined 08-22-04, id: 658051
Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, and Boondock Saints.
alright, this is my first time writing a fanfic.

I'd love helpful and critical reviews, but I despise petty flamers.

Peace

update*

I'd like to make an announcement!

elf_pimps is now up and running...:D it is here on this site.

Come and sit beside the red firelight and listen to the wonderous stories of Bird and Tics Treehouse of Elven Rauchiness, and the performances of Bird's First Homely Ksraoke Bar. Come join us for cheesecake and beefcake (that would be the elves).

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Also, for all the lovely reviewers of The Choice...the NC-17 version is now completely up dated at Adultfanfiction (link I do not have at moment...) under the account elf_pimp.

Updates will be slow as my beta and I have tons of RL issues that limit our time...so be patient!! You wouldn't really want to rush a good thing now would you...?

--As all can see there is a running theme...yes, I pimp elves...chocolate syrup is the only payment I require...

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Lights and Sirens by archerlove reviews
The Saints are tying up loose ends in Boston when things get complicated. Set three months after the first movie. Chapter 62, Ayuda, has been posted.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 283,866 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Connor M., Murphy M.
Completely Unexpected by musiclover67 reviews
It's funny how in one moment, one small moment, everything can change. I never expected to be kidnapped, and I definitely never expected it to be the best thing to ever happen to me. MurphyXOC ConnorXOC better than summary, I suck at them
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,684 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Complete
In This Bright Darkness by MadreLoca reviews
Truth. He was not believed, therefore he will not believe. Justice. The wrongs were not accounted for, therefore he will hold himself accountable. Set in Ireland.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011
Humble Beginnings by Captain Hilts reviews
Before they were Saints, they were boys. Hyper, dirt-magnet boys. And the only way their mother could get them to behave was to teach them another language. "Our mother insisted on it."
Boondock Saints - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Ma - Complete
Awful MarySue: The Unsold Tales by Tolkanonms reviews
A tale of the Fellowship: Aragorn, Legolas, Boromir, Gandalf, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin…and one other. Also Elrond, Glorfindel, Celeborn, Galadriel, Celebrimbor, Haldir, Thranduil, Faramir and more. Arwen, however, is curiously absent.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,448 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Boondock Saints in Fifteen Minutes by Cake or Death reviews
A quick, humorous, scripted playbyplay of the movie we're all infatuated with.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005
The NonPerfect Elf and the HoleHating Hobbit by Legolas stalker reviews
If this story were a precious metal, it'd be tin foil. But hey, what other Mary-sue has a stalker elf, a pet warg, a Red Herring, or her own personal Samuel L. Jackson?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,166 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Legolas
A Gentleman Caller by tongue in cheek scribe reviews
Glorfindel pays someone an unexpected visit. PG 13. Humor, NON-CANON! Please do not expect to find anything even resembling canon here.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,243 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005
Spiders in the Mist: An Arachnid Love Story by Maggiehoneybite reviews
On a mission to the Valley of Dreadful Death, two giant spiders encounter adventure, tackle moral issues and find love. AU, humour, spider slash.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,841 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2004
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Lost Souls: or no one is truly a Saint reviews
Lydia De Lira has her world turned upside down by the sudden appearance of her father. Rated M for strong language, violence, and mild sexual content. Anyone who saw the movies, should not be surprise.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011
All in a Day's Work reviews
Characters: Thranduil starring as the mighty King of Greenwood, OFC Lailaith co-starring as the Governess, Legolas and OFC Sariah making an appearance as the errant elflings that cause all the trouble and are still spoilt rotten...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Lullaby reviews
thranduil returns home from the war of the last alliance...
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005
The Half Breeds reviews
The Avari wish to be heard. Haldir is lonely. Legolas escapes his father. Elladan and Elrohir are dangerously bored. Rumil and Orophin search for the perfect lay...has angst, humour, tears, and drama. PLS READ AND REVIEW...:)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Haldir, Legolas
TickleGoblins reviews
Thranduil and his son have a tickle fight...fluff with some adult situation...(though very minor and non-graphic.) PLS read and review
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Legolas
Of Trees and Frogs reviews
Galadriel spends sometime with a four year old Elladan, and his Uncle Elros. A very short drabble...PLS READ and REVIEW...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Galadriel, Elrohir
Burning Bright reviews
Other characters featured as well. Crossover between Fahrenheit 451 and LOTR...some slash alluded to between Erestor and Glorfindel..PLS Read and Review, feedback always welcome, thanks.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,954 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
Hot and Sexy Elves reviews
Rated R to be safe. This is a parody of LOTR and my fav children's story! What happens when the elves stumble by my house...:D PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir