Evil Duckie of the BlackLagoon
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Joined 08-22-04, id: 658077, Profile Updated: 07-25-08
Author has written 11 stories for Sleepy Hollow, Pirates of the Caribbean, Secret Window, Constantine, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.

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How To Tame The Untamable by The DuTchess of Doom reviews
When maneater Devon Duville, tattoo artist and pirate, meets womanizer Captain Jack Sparrow, she doesn't know what to do kill him or kiss him. It seems Jack feels the same way...Rated MA for adult content. Ye be warned! Please R&R Ch47 up 20-Dec-2011!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 246,508 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Two Captains by Tulio and Miguel reviews
After being stripped of her title and thrown off of her own ship, Captain Ryenne Caelar makes one huge mistake: getting on the wrong side of Captain Jack Sparrow. And now, she finds she needs his help more than ever. Complete - now with alternate ending.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 214,938 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
New Blood by Kepouros reviews
Seraphima is a woman on the run from a colorful past. She answers a call for employment in London and is left to landlady Holmes and Watson. She's neck-deep in it, for sure: will the burgeoning romance between her and Holmes make a proper mess? COMPLETE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,285 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - S. Holmes - Complete
: Clockwork : : by MissBellaVoisin reviews
Holmes is called upon to find escaped mental patient, Susannah Clark. As pieces of the girls life unfold in the most obscure way, Holmes realizes there is more to this girl than meets the eye. Romance/Mystery. HOLMES/OC
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,030 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - S. Holmes
Learn To Fly by Bruisesonmyneck reviews
OneShot: Tony/OC. Annabelle Ranger finds herself getting more and more into the world that evolves around Tony Stark. Might turn into a series of one shots if theres good response to this one.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Unforgiven and Unforgotten by horseluver18 reviews
Jack goes to Tortuga in search of a flame from his past who stole a map of his. He's determined not to fall back in love with her but fails. Soon, they're back together and happy. That is, until Jack abandons her and a new man strolls in to the picture...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,587 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2004
Love and War by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
Sequel to Call of Freedom: Jack and Rose are engaged to be married, and couldn't be happier. However, Fate seems to have other plans for them...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 112,510 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Trade with the Devil by PineAppleLint reviews
SEQUEL TO 'MEETING HIS MATCH'. Terrence Gallagher and Jack Sparrow are at it again! A stranger bestows Terrence with a valuable item, and she realizes she is in more trouble than she bargained for...what price will they pay for playing with fire?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,562 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Complete
A Little Too Much Rum by PineAppleLint reviews
Belle Gilily was born an aristocrat, but many unveiled secrets lead her to believe she has pirate blood flowing through her veins. A run in with Jack Sparrow will mark the beginning of her adventures, her piracy, and self discovery.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,695 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Make Him Move On by PineAppleLint reviews
A romantic tale that involves a young bar wench named Anastasia Walker trying to steal the grieving Will Turner's heart, and June Oleander, a female pirate who just loves getting on the infamous Sparrow's nerves. The four unite and hijinks ensue...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,436 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Complete
Imaginary Reality by blackducky reviews
Chapter 27 is up! Kat and Riley take the pirates to the beach. But why should pirates like Jack and Will be excited about the beach? One word, mates ... bikinis!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,341 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Burden or Blessing by horseluver18 reviews
After Sands becomes blind, he realizes that he needs help. So, he asks for the assistance of the only person he ever trusted... an ex girlfriend named Alison. The two find themselves in a fight for Sands' job and both of their lives. Will old sparks fly?
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,721 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 10/2/2004
Desire by Thousand Faces reviews
Liam Innis... a man with a past... erm... well, actually a woman impersonating a man, but still with quite a past. She has a few things to work out, an insidious villian out to slice her throat; a Captain that's a bit too touched...eh, just R&R mate!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,824 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 8/12/2003
Of Heaven and Hell by Leanan Sidhe reviews
(From Hell) I go back to the days of Rip's last murders and save abberline's sorry little tush. Chaos ensues, party life at the Ten Bells, warding off freaky deaky freemasons, and trying like hell not to fall in love.
From Hell - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,619 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 1/16/2004
Roommates by slytherinrules85 reviews
At the start of seventh year, Head Boy and Girl Blaise Zabini and Hermione Granger are assigned quarters together. As the year goes on, they discover an ageold mystery and the War becomes close to home. Now AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,229 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Princess Charming? by pokerfiend1313 reviews
Our very own Captain Jack Sparrow kisses a frog and lands himself a pretty girl. Yup... that's it. It might be better than it sounds, it might not. You be the judge.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,028 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
After the War by Wildly Obsessed reviews
Chapter 4 now up Paris survived the sacking of Troy and is brought back to Greece as a slave. From there he meets a slave girl who teaches him how to cast away his stubborness to survive.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
Chocolate Covered Cherries by Katu-Bunny reviews
Willy Wonka fanfiction. Based mostly on the new Johnny Depp movie, but also a lot of the books and the Gene Wilder version. Premovie. Nicole gets dared to sneak into the old Wonka factory, and when she does, she gets a lot more than she bargained for.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,883 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004
Inbetween Where Our Worlds Collide by obliviongates reviews
It's been three years since Elli and Ari last saw Will and Jack. Now, out of the blue they decide to return-but why? (JackOC, WillOC)Was Originally called "POTC-When Worlds Collide." Same story, different title.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,600 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005
That's CAPTAIN t'ye, savvy? by blushingbeauty86 reviews
The most amazin' story ye'll 'ave the pleasure of readin'. Well, true t'say tha' no one could really make such an assumption. But I highly suggest ye take a look.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,673 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005
Nanny and the Professor by P.D. Ellus reviews
When Hermione was starting to think finding a job was impossible, an ad in the paper changes her life. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,586 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Only Yours by princessdimonah reviews
What will happen to Allie, Liz, Jack, and Will now that they have overcome the trials of the past? The continuation of "Forever Yours." For this story to make any sense please read that first if you haven't done so yet. WILLOC JACKOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,651 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005
Wenya Verne by Ereb Ithil reviews
Our response to the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge. Hermione is forced into a marriage with our lovable Severus, the only problem is he is already married........sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Neverland by KatrinaKaiba reviews
Complete my lovely mates!
Finding Neverland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,064 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
The Journal Of a Mental Patient: Sparrow's Wife by Kizu Mizu reviews
Captain Sparrow married? A young woman transported into a movie? Ramblings from a crazed institutionalized woman, or a true tale of adventure, hardship and love? You decide. AU
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,539 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Done Playing Games by Sally looking for my Jack reviews
Life for Constantine after the movie. He cant stand all the pain, and he cant make it go away, if this is a game to God he no longer wants to play. (John & Angela eventually.)
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005
Remember When It Rained by Titania Malfoy Snape reviews
What she couldn’t figure out though, as she stood in the back garden of number Twelve Grimmauld Place, was how she had fallen in love with Hogwarts most hated Professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,997 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Lesson Learnt by imjustadreamer reviews
Pre-OuaTiM. Every agent learns a lesson that hardens them against the world, gives them the important skill of distrust. Who knows if the guy around the corner is going to shake your hand or put a bullet in your skull? This is Sands’ lesson.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 8/10/2004
Like Father Like Daughter? by Choco Donut reviews
What if Mort Rainey had a 16 yr old daughter? Would she survive? Or would she meet the same fate as Amy and Ted? (Starts before Secret Window, and ends wSW)
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 10/26/2004
To Love Would Be A Great Adventure by Choco Donut reviews
[Post Finding Neverland] Two years after James found Neverland, he figured he had everything he would hope for. But now, he'll realize that the greatest adventure is soon to begin [WARNING! Major Spoilers]
Finding Neverland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2004
Every New Beginning by Alainn reviews
The Weisss' trip back to Port Royal to visit the Turners stirs up memories for Gin and trouble for her daughter as she slowly discovers where she truly comes from. JG later
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,695 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 9/18/2003
Silver and Gold by Pirate Gyrl reviews
Set two years after Sui Generis, Jack Sparrow and Lor Adams reunite for another adventure. Part two of the Sui Generis saga. Complete ye scabrous dogs! Plz RR!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,947 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Complete
Don Juan DeMarco by Miss Sofie reviews
COMPLETE! When Christina meets the man with the mask she's so bedazzled by him that she soon becomes Doña Christina. A story of love and romance.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,746 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Complete
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Whence she came reviews
"No matter why, nor whence, nor when she came, there was her place". -"Robinson" Jack Sparrow, captain of the Black Pearl has seen it all, and done it all. Now is the time for his greatest discovery to make the choice of riches of life or of love.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Painting Flowers reviews
You are the most unusual of creatures...". Audrey smiled,"Some may take offense but I simply think you to be flirting with me Mr.Hatter". Hatter smiled as he took her hand as he nuzzled his cheek into her palm. "You are so mad but it delights me so much"
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Candy Whipped reviews
Willy wonka! Willy wonka! The amazing chocolatier! Willy wonka! Willy wonka! Everybody give a cheer!. Alex just stood there surprised and disturbed. Be calm and run! I know you...How could I forget those eyes?, as Willy stood there silently
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,740 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005
Vengeful Possesion reviews
Well guess who's back with a Sequel. This is the sequel to Things are not always as they seem. Let's just say this story is alot more different and it might not be appreciated by some of my readers. Ichabod and Selena have left Sleepy Hallow and have retu
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006
A Wise Girl Kisses But Never Loves reviews
You know we have more in common then you think...", he whispered in her ear. "Um, sorry to break it to ya sugar but the only thing we have in common is that we both have a bit of sperm swimming in both of us". HAHAHA! Joker/OC! Check it out!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Joker
Secrets are bad luck reviews
Commodore Norrington loves his sister more then life itself. But finding out that she was a pirate hurt him. To find out the love of her life was Jack Sparrow killed him. A Relationship from hell. What ever is James to do? LOL
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,429 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 9/1/2004
Things are not always as they seem reviews
Ichabod Crane is sent to Sleepy Hollow to uncover the murders of people who have been decapitated. There he learns the truth that magic is very real and uncovers the murderer of these deceitful acts while finding love. The movie idea is changed!
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,575 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Complete
Locked out reviews
The box. He could hold it in his hands and easily see what treasure lay inside. But then she stood by closing the box right in his face. He had to find out...no matter what. And who is this mysterious girl that haunts his nightmares...? Who was she?
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,404 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005
Murder on the Run reviews
Okay everyone! This is a sequel to my story Falling up! We get to see what happens to dear Caroline as she goes on the road trip of a lifetime with her hubby Mort right behind her not knowing of course! ENJOY!
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,653 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 9/4/2004
It's only a memory reviews
What if the one thing that mattered the most in your life was taken away from you? What if after years of sorrow you had never stopped loving that one thing? What if in reality it never was truely taken?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,577 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 8/27/2004