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The FF7 Couples by Serys reviews
The FF7 cast comes together to discuss the pairings that seem to be floating around fanfiction. Soon, they stumble upon a group no one has ever wanted to come across with. Say hello to the fangirls/boys! -[being revised, so please be patient]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,334 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Cloud S., Tifa L., Cid H., Aerith G.
Turks Party by Zeng Li reviews
Reno throws a series of parties...and Tseng is always sorry he shows up. Includes Before Crisis Turks characters in some 2007 chapter revisions and the final 2009 chapter.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,396 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 5/15/2000 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
That's Why I Still Haven't Fired Him by CelticPhantom reviews
A day at the office quickly goes wrong as Reno pulls one of his more insane pranks.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,322 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Reno, Tseng
Days of Our Knives by Nanaki BH reviews
Legato is ordered to bring Vash back to Knives' mansion. It turns into quite the bizarre adventure...
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 6/26/2005
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Final Fantasy Finishing School by Ladygreensleevesd reviews
You're going to be a Final Fantasy character, to do so you have to learn how. What happens when your teachers are crazier than you thought possible? A lot actually. Contains Advent Children characters and Jenova. Pleas Read & Review.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,287 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Click Me by Ibuprofenne reviews
Apparently, Tifa doesn't know that her crush on Reno isn't obvious... game shows... lesbian coroners... marijuana... ReTi for your pleasure. CURRENTLY ON HOLD
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,878 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Reno, Tifa L.
Taking Care of Reno by Desha reviews
Reno and Elena are driving each other nuts... Tseng and Rude are getting into the act, too... Updated with Part 11: Ghost Stories
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,237 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 1/21/2001 - Reno, Elena
Opposite Souls by L.G. Lena reviews
They say opposites attract. It couldn't be more true for a reclusive recruit and an outgoing Soldier. CloudZack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,597 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Little Black Book by Ibuprofenne reviews
Reno leaves his 'private' little diary in the break room. COMPLETED! MOOHAHA! I'M BACK!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Trapped! by Red is the new Blonde reviews
What happens when the FFVII cast are all forced to live in a mansion? Chaos and insanity. Please R&R. Rated M for language. Chappie seven: Strange Incidents involving ShinRa employees now up.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,276 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005
The Day Advent Children Went Upside Down by Rozalia Claennis reviews
In the sequel, we find scary Sephiroth clones that return with girlyness nobody can compare to, Cloud becomes unbelievably Squalllike, Tifa’s boobs fluctuate, Red XIII is actually Mufasa, Barret wears fishnet, and sensibility is lost. Part II UP.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,275 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006
Via Dolorosa by Silver Pard reviews
Sic erat in fatis. So it was fated. AeriSeph oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Aerith G., Sephiroth - Complete
Evolution of a Turk by Kathythetwisted reviews
Repost. Reno's laid up after Sector 7. Aeris and RedXIII both escaped. Hojo does what he has to to breed the last Ancient. That's right, it's the dreaded MPREG. Poor you, poor Reno. R and R please. Finally finished!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,771 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Reno - Complete
Rock You by emeraldwolf reviews
The story of how Cloud came to know Zack and Sephiroth in his days as a ShinRa trooper. Will eventually contain shounenai between any of the three. Rated for language and later slight sexuality. Enjoy!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,879 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Complete
Red Dream by midnightcherryblossom reviews
Will Kadaj, Yazoo, Loz, and Sephiroth be able to handle what they brought to this world. Or will their new prisoners change everything they knew to be right. AC OC AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 59,290 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Kadaj, Yazoo
Confessions of A Runway Model by Boxxer-auction reviews
Rated M for men in lingerie goodness! XD Part 1 of 4 complete! The FF VII cast go into the fashion biz and lingerie obsessions occur o.o HUMOR WARNING Please R & R
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Kadaj, Loz
Cheese and Cloud by YonderB reviews
Kadaj loves cheese... is there something he loves more? Kadaj goes blind and someone helps him. who? i suck at summaries. just read it. please? random, a little inconsistent. Cloud x Kadaj, rated for sex, yaoi and language. 6 chapters in whole.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Kadaj, Cloud S.
Elevator Hell by SlaveofStrife reviews
What do you get when you put 4 Turks in a dodgy lift late Friday night? Sheer panic, fist fights, a few tears, discussion of potted plants, extra pepperoni, and some saucy confessions? Well, possibly. Read and find out!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,106 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Advent Idiots by Luna-Starr reviews
A parody off Advent Children. Cloud's a dramatic depressive. Kadaj has mommy issues. Need I say more?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
Off Duty by StylusDez reviews
What happens when Cloud and company run into the Turks at Wutai when their materia is stolen, drinking and mutiny of course! Cid decides to have a few with the Turks and what unfolds is a story filled with boozer and laughter. Please R&R, Rated R, Lang.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 8/1/2004
Invasion Of The Tu Tu's! by Miklusca reviews
Sephiroth, the monster that tried destroying the world is being haunted. Haunted by something so sinister, something so terrorfying. TU TU'S !
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/5/2005
The Honey Bee by Miklusca reviews
Humrous bit about how Cloud, Cid, Vincent, Barret and Sephiroth try to get into the whore house Honey Bee in Midgar. Somewhat AU, the town wasn't destroyed in here.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2005
Come On Closer by Nanaki BH reviews
Ocelot stalks his prey and contemplates his unusual fascination with him. Mild SnakexOcelot
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Ocelot, B. Boss - Complete
Super Glue by shattterhearts reviews
Kenren accidentally glues him and Tenpou's hands together.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/7/2005
The Old Corpse by shattterhearts reviews
Hakkai is tied to a corpse, but how does Gojyo feel about it? [58, not what you're expecting]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2005
Drinking Deep by shattterhearts reviews
Sanzo can't sleep and he witnesses something that could change his views on who he truly is in love with. (Hint83, 58, Hint39)
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/10/2004
Asides by jen0va99 reviews
Seph loves Cloud, Cloud likes Zack, Zack wants... girls. POV-ish story between the 3 friends. (sorry for lack of update!) P.2-1 The Reflective Pig [Yaoi - SxC, SxZ, CxZ (O.x); Language; Situations; AU; Idiocy]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 7/26/2003
Judgement by SlayersBladeX reviews
Reno nearly dies in a storm. Cloud just happens to be there to save him, but this confuses Reno why his enemy would even bother to take him in. Can he apologize just this once? [COMPLETE]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Morning Trends by Jin1 reviews
One ghastly morning leads to another...and another. The days when Naruto does not want to get up. AU, SasuNaru, YAOI, formerly known as "Violate my Junketsu, Why Don't you!" Look to my bio for newest chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,510 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 11/10/2003
Female Torture by shattterhearts reviews
While at a mysterious hot springs, the Sanzo-Ikkou find themselves not really themselves after taking a bath in the springs. Mostly because they've turned into women and they're not thrilled...
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,642 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/30/2004 - Published: 8/8/2004
Dirty Secrets Revealed by Topaz Chocobo reviews
(Rated R due to language and mild sexual content) Cid, Cloud, and Barret get drunk and reveals their dark secrets to each other. This story is sure to make you laugh if not make you wonder about the truth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2004
Girl Trouble by Kitsune no takai reviews
Cloud gets into a little girl trouble, rated for sexual situations and Cid's foul mouth in later chapters. Pregnancy and yaoi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 8/2/2004
SAiYUKi: The Stupidest Adventure EVER! by shattterhearts reviews
Sanzo, Goku, Gojyo and Hakkai are driving west when they hit a magical koala that erased their knowledge of colors. So now, they are searching for the colors of the rainbow! In the weirdest places.(WEIRDRANDOM)
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004
Shiver by Smamurai reviews
[YAOI] [SephirothCloud] Zack arranges a vacation for him, Cloud, and Sephiroth... But things start to go a little differently than planned.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/16/2004
Blind Dates and Secret Crushes by Kiya Sama reviews
Sasuke has finally admitted to himself that he is into guys! And now that Naruto has got a first hand 'experience' about it, he has made it his mission to find out just who Sasuke has a crush on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,556 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Complete
The Cure to a Writer's Block by Anguissette reviews
shounenai As a fan of Icha Icha Paradise, Kakashi will do anything to read more of the story. When he finds out that the author is suffering from writer’s block, will he be willing to exploit his students to inspire Jiraiya? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Complete
The Dark Side of Being a Shinobi by kata-chan reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are handed a very peculiar mission that soon turns out to be complete disaster. Be warned: you will probably laugh your lungs out reading this. NaruSasu, gets R for language. Kindly R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,604 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Complete
Brainsick by jen0va99 reviews
...Zack can read Cloud's POV, and the General is obsessed with a certain activity... or two... or three. SxCxZ [Yaoi Language way and intentional OOC moments mass confusion. Sorry.]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Complete
The Bar Fight by Link1988 reviews
Awesome ass bar fight showdown, between Cloud and Squall
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2003
File THIS! by Tiger Rhodes reviews
A series of related comedy pieces focussed mostly on Reno and Yuffie, and their interactions within Turk HQ. Completed, with a bonus chapter added out of sheer, morbid fun. Edit: Fixed the formatting. Its cool now. Read!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,238 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2003 - Published: 6/13/2002 - Complete
I NEED A JOB! by Original Prankstar reviews
Cloud needs new job, some other crap happens, I cant remember though....
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 1/8/2003
Aren't you pretty by chocolate strawberry selenity reviews
[CHAPTER TWO IN!!] This is really a weird fic--lmao Cloud, Aerith and Tifa go to see Don Corneo, and guess who gets picked! I went a little overboard on the rating , but there's some language, and a racy CloudXCorneo scene! Cloeris (Cloud/Aerith) R&R
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,832 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2002 - Published: 8/28/2002
Sleeping Beauty by dusty windsheared reviews
What actually happened in the basement of ShinRa mansion? slashshounenai Warning: some OOC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2002
Cloud and Tifa at the Movies by Flux reviews
UH OH! Cloud's putting the moves on Tifa again! Look out Tifa! Cloud is one very SEXUAL FOX!...... Actually, this is how to NEVER write a fanfic. (By the way, all plot holes, and inconsistencies within, are INTENTIONAL.. Complaining about these aspects i
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2001
Bound To You by Clara reviews
A magic trick gone wrong leaves Yuffie handcuffed to a certain cocky Turk ^^ How will the two of them survive each other's presence? (2/?) Chapter 2 uploaded. [on hiatus]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/10/2001 - Published: 1/25/2001
Mixed Emotions by Wannon reviews
Joint Creation: *YAOI* Lotsa sweet guy love, a parade, excessive blushing and some elevator music as well as quite a lot of OOCness. Then theres character swapping and falling over... Please be wonderful and review your opinions matter to us!!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,413 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 10/25/2000