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Author has written 1 story for Kevin Smith.

Formally known as Padfoot7085 // PadfoottheMallrat

Name: Jessica Ashley Valentine

A/S/L: 17/Female/NYOB

AIM: Gn4rly Lyk3 W04h

Ships I Sail:

HermionexMalfoy (Both Lucius & Draco)

HermionexSirius

HermionexSnape

HarryxDraco

HarryxSnape

Ships I hate:

HarryxGinny

RonxHermione

HarryxHermione

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Some Blond Fool by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
Reeling from media reports that Ron has cheated on her, Hermione finds support in the oddest of places. And when a common enemy is identified, she doesn't stand a chance... LM/HG, DM/HG, LM/NM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,720 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Granger Rebellion by darkbluecanvas reviews
Hermione is tired of being the good girl... An older Weasley is given the task of protecting her from evil. Can they make it through the impending war? HermioneCharlie does not follow canon timeline/AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 3936 - Favs: 4,024 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Born To Darkness by SlytherinBeauty reviews
Hermione was always known as the safe one. Predictable. Bookworm. one night, all of that changes when she meets a mystery woman that happened to save her life. HGDM. not good at summaries. vampire fic. BEING REWRITTEN! PLEASE SEE CHAPTER 11 FOR MORE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,452 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Through the Looking Glass by Ms-Figg reviews
Hermione Granger falls through the Mirror of Erised, and her Slytherin double ends up at Hogwarts. Her whole world is upended and reversed. The hated Albus Dumbledore is the Headmaster of Hogwarts, and that honeybun Snape . . . he's a bloody Slytherin!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 159,650 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Breathe Out, So I Can Breathe You In by WritingInTheDarkness reviews
COMPLETE Hermione is scared of sex. Draco is not. He welcomes it with open arms, and plus he has been lusting after the prude since he could utter the word Mudblood. What happens when he finds out her little secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,254 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Drinks All Round! by x.BiLlAbOnG.x reviews
SEQUEL TO ERMMM SAVVY? ... "I wouldn't mess with her kid..." "Haven't you heard the sounds from the boiler room? like someone's dying?"... She leaned closer..."BOO!" I really suggest you read 'Ermm Savvy' 1st or you'll be totally lost..
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,266 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/2/2004
Secrets by trizfores reviews
Hermione isn't who you think she is. Some secrets are about to be revealed. Rated M for certain reasons. SS/HG. Read & Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 73,226 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Silencio by AkashaTheKitty reviews
In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,484 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Hermione Wants by powerelite reviews
“Gggirlfriend? Surely you don’t mean ”,“Yes professor, Hermione Granger is my girlfriend”BLAG! And with that, Professor Snape fainted on the floorBLAG! Followed by Neville Longbottom“Well…”, said Draco. “I reckon they took it well”R&R please. HGDM fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,247 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
User: quidditchlovrhp by MySwanSong reviews
Harry Potter’s Live Journal for his 6th year. Harry has problems with relationships (disastrous breakups and such) and someone can help, but will he ever realize this? Mystery, murders, humor, and love. SLASH (HPDM)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,731 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Noble House of Black Lives On by Taleisyn reviews
STORY UNDER REVIEWCHAPTERS REPOSTEDHermione uncovers somthing that has been hidden for 17 years. She isSirius' daughter! How will Harry handle this interesting twist of fate? And justwho is her mother? Set in seventh year. HPHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Rings and Medallions by The Red Dragons Order reviews
Sauron has gotten hold of the Aztec gold, which can only spell trouble. Hey ho, hey ho, a-treasure huntin’ we go! Sequel to PAW, RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,806 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 6/28/2004
Life Changed Year III by RaiseYourVoice reviews
James and Lily Potter are alive, and have believed their son, Harry, to be dead. What happenes when they find out their son is actually alive?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,527 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Harry P.
Prince of the Elves by princessoferynlasagalen91 reviews
Draco Malfoy's always prided himself to be a pureblood, that's until he finds out he's not one. But what's even better than being a pureblooded wizard? How about a pureblooded elf prince? LotrHp LA HP slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,306 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Fate Is an Illusion Or Is It? by Dina Dissendium reviews
Hermione and Draco find out why Ron has been missing these past two days. Ron traveled into the future. The horrifying part was that the future included Hermione and Malfoy, happily married.Can they change fate? Not HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,988 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Twist of Fate by Dramione23 reviews
Hermione is sent back in time, with a new identity, for her own good. But what will happen when she falls for a certain black haired stag? CH. 5 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,810 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Hermione G., James P.
Blue haired and earing clad by Padfoot-forever-12 reviews
Another AU fiction when Sirius and Harry meet for the first time, but this one has a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Beach Vacation by Sylvester reviews
Harry and his fellow 7th years go on a one week vacation to sunny South Florida with their chaperones, but they can only do things the muggle way! SLASH(guy-guy love) and hilarity ensues! WILL BE FINISHED SOON
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Randal goes to Hogwarts by Trobaritz of Carlisle reviews
Randal Graves of Kevin Smith's movie Clerks is accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. --And Dante, Jay, and Silent Bob tag along, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Harry P.
Dogma At Hogwarts by Caliam Baggins Took reviews
As the title says, some characters from Dogma come to Hogwarts. God's sense of humor has gone WAY to far. NOTE: There are characters from my story Metatron Little Angel. Please R+R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2001 - Published: 11/24/2001
You Oughta Know reviews
Songfic&Oneshot. The truth behind Bankys loathing of Holden dating Alyssa.
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Complete