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Quotes that inspire me... Okay, not really... They're funny and random and kinda stupid... And you probably will be wondering 'what the fuck are you ON?' when you read through all of these... But who's counting! These are some of the best moments of my life and I will never let go of them.

"Everybody's liberal until they find out their kid's gay."

"Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades."

"That's the good part of dying; when you've nothing to lose, you run any risk you want."

"You're stuck in a Philadelphia aren't you? ""No, I'm stuck in a Detroit." "What's a Detroit?" "It's like death; without the benefits."

"My whole life is ruined because of the puffy shirt."

"If you watch local news, your head will turn to mush."


"Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that you were looking in my direction."
"Oh, yes I was, you just ordered the same exact lunch as me."
"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
"I'm Victoria. Hi."


"Some people have their Prozac..."

"Do your own bit of saving, and if you drown, at least die knowing you were headed for shore."

"I never heard of a relationship being affected by punctuation."

"I have ADDD!"

"You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'!"

"You're going to be the first pirate."
"But I don't wanna be a pirate."

"Some of those heckles were really uncalled for. 'Avast ye, matey" ? What the hell does that mean? 'Twenty degrees off the starboard side. It's a Spanish galleon.' There's no comeback for that."

"I should've gone in with him."
"No, you stay here in the car. I may need you."
"What do you need be in the car for?"
"I might need you to get me a soda."

"I'd urinate myself right about... now."
"You always try and make it sound so nice..."
"Fine. I'd piss my pants right about... ten seconds ago."

"Jerry, where'd you find that sweater?"
"What do you think? I found it in the back of my closet."
"I think that's what the back of closets are for."

"I am woman! Hear me roar! Meow."

"See you Monday, 9:00."
"If you don't mind, sir... I'll be here at 8."

"Where AM I running?"

"Ha! Erin didn't eat the pickle and I don't have to go on the roller coaster!"

"Lizzy... We are SO sorry..."

"Away with the wallet!"

"Tub is love."

"I can taste your chap-stick."

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

"Not to mention the picture of him on the toilet."
"The what?"

"When I own a bar, I won't charge people to pee in the bathrooms... But I will, however, charge them to do 'elsewhat'."

"Leave before the audience gets pissed off."

"God, you make me feel like a cheap hooker."

"Half silk, half cotton, half linen. How can you go wrong?"

"Okay, now start making out!"
"What? Priests need love, too."

"I am so fucking buzzed..."

"Where's the church?"

"Don't even question my instincts, because my instincts are honed. Look at that."
"What now? 'Hospital receives grant to conduct DNA research. Government funds genetic research at area hospital' ... Yeah, so?"
"Pig-man, baby. Pig-man."
"Oh, if I hear about this pig-man one more time..."
"I'm tellin ya the pig-man is alive. The governments been experimenting with pig-men since the fifties."
"Will you stop it. Just because a hospital gets a grant to study DNA doesn't mean they are creating a race of mutant pig-men."
"Oh. Jerry wake up to reality. It's military thing. They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors."
"I wish there were pig-men. You get a few of these pig-men walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, 'Hey he's no pig-man!'"
"Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for the pig-men. No matter what the deformity you'll find some group of perverts attracted to it. 'Ooh that little tail turns me on.'"
"Alright, that's about enough."
"Oh, what's the matter you're not interested in this?"
"No, it's fascinating, could you do me a favor, could you tape the rest of the 'Pig-men and the Women Who Love Them' discussion and I'll listen to it next time I'm here. I've got to find a Mohel."
"You should call this off, Elaine. It's a barbaric ritual."
"Perhaps one day when the pig-men roam free it will be stopped. Until then, off with their heads."

"Whatever happened to personal space bubbles?"
"I'm pretty sure I violated every principal of that after today..."

"Bitores honey, come in to dinner!"

"Now what did you learn in henchmen school?"
"Stand in a group!"
"No; DON'T stand in a group!"

"One day you're going to read a news article about my hair eating a small child. And when I get my picture taken in for my mug-shot, you'll see the baby's arm sticking out of my hair."
"Lizzy... That's really scary."

"Problem communicating with the printer."

"Don't worry; I'd never flirt with someone else right in front of you."
"So you're saying that you'd do it behind my back, is that it?"

"Tidus, are you taking lip from those pickles again?"
"No, Auron! I'm not taking any God-damn lip from the God-damn pickles!"

"Your mom! - No offence."

"Her voice grates on me after she complains for awhile but, other than that; she’s not bad."

"It's amazing, we have like a million and a half jokes about pickles and not one of them is sexual..."

"One day you'll see, Leon, that Ramon Salazar has created the world's greatest fashion statement!"
"Are you sure you aren't drunk?"
"Go to Hell! You'll see! Everyone in DC, no! The entire world will be wearing one of these hats, and then you'll beg me for forgiveness!"
"Whatever you say, Ashley..."

"Why are you doing this?"
"He wants this guy to think he's in Paris."
"Because George is a deeply disturbed individual."

"We choose the weirdest times to tell eachother important shit."
"Well, this'll just be one more of our interesting inside jokes..."

"Holy shit! Can you read my mind?"
"Yes I can, Fox."
"So you, like, wrote down a response for what I'm going to say before I say it?"
"God-damn this is creepy!"
"I know."

"Omigod! It's Dr. Sphincter!"

'It's a great pleasure to meet one of your friends, even if she is quite odd...'
"Odd? I am not odd!"
"Lizzy... Yes you are."

"Horrible, just a horrible thing. Flew right past the children's wing. All the sick children, in the playroom, looking out the window, just traumatized by the incident. Apparently, they all thought he was flying. You know how children are, 'Oh look. A man is flying. A man is flying' And then, splat..."

"Tiny dick! KRAUSER!"

"Hon, you need to dry your hair!"
'Ma, you need to stop being a bitch...'

"You didn't say anything about how I smelled..."
(Sniffs) "You smell sexy!"


"Do you know what's going on here? Can't you see what's happened? I've become George."
"Don't say that."
"It's true. I'm George! I'm George!"

"Kiss him, it makes everything better!"

"Whoa... Dude... It makes me so... Horny..."

"Most people have 'Our Song', 'Our Movie', 'Our Toilet', 'Our Whatever-the-Shit'. We have 'Our Boss-fight with Some Weird-ass Thing that Looks Like it Belongs in that Alien Vs. Predator Movie'."

"Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a tiny room with tiny walls... And rats! I hate rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once..."

"Dee dee dee!"

"Montag ran. He could feel the Hound, like autumn, come cold and dry and swift, like a wind that didn't stir grass, that didn't jar windows or disturb leaf shadows on the white sidewalks as it passed. The Hound did not touch the world. It carried its silence building up a pressure behind you all across town. Montag felt the pressure rising and ran."

“Sorry but I don’t take orders from anyone unless they’re paying me and I get health insurance.”

(Rapping) "Madonna will perform at my palace live, because she still looks beautiful at 75!"

“In case you noticed that beautiful puncture wound in your neck, I figured that we would give you a little gift in time for the holidays, seeing as it is the 19th day of December.”
“Good, something that sounds a little more original than the rock-hard fruit cakes I get from everybody."

"Boy, I had no idea you felt this way about the Costanzas"
"They're exhausting; it's like being in an Asylum."

"God! Stop it! You're gonna scare me so bad, I'll go to school naked!"
"...Can I come?"
"Somehow, I saw it coming."

"Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut 'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would love it!"

"I swear to God if you ever join the military, I'll chain you to the bed!"
"Where's the nearest recruiting office? No, really? Where's the nearest recruiting office?"

“I pushed a button again..."
"I know, Lizzy..."

"Falling naked gay-man! Falling naked gay-man!"

Fast Fact #5234: I gave Stephie a pickle balloon when she had knee surgery; Worse, it made her month.

"You couldn’t call him a guy. He’s more like a caramelized fossil."

"Floppy, flop-flop, flop, flop-flop!"

"Who’s this Shane guy? She’d better not talk about him constantly."

"Oh, God is this going to be like last New Years?"
"What about New Years?"
"You don't remember? Well, let's just say that it involved Krauser driving you home, a pink dress, a saddle, and a G-string with rhinestones..."

"Oh! Fuck! I didn't think it would run me over!"
"Naw... You were just down hill from the f-ing cart with WHEELS that you SHOT!"

"Ouch that's gotta hurt..."
"Just imagine if that was his penis."

"You know your hair's a piss-bitch, right?"
"Yeah, I know."

"Well that's just not right."
"What's next; anal probing?"

"What about the breathing, the panting the moaning, the screaming?"
"Fake, fake, fake, fake."


"What the fuck! What is up with Ada's obsession with flashing Leon her panties?"

"How 'bout this sexy little number?"
"I refuse to incriminate myself."

"You may look, but you MAY NOT TOUCH."

"What are you doing, counting the dots on the ceiling?"
"Yes. 1... 2... 3..."

"We have a possible drug bust at 6427 on the corner of Mugwhitey and Stabwhitey, dispatch..." "Ive got it!" "That's your address isn't it?" "Maybe..."

"I'm back, baby! I'm back!"

"The apples are mealy. The oranges are dry. I don't know what's going on with the papayas."

"The bastard got what he deserved! Tee hee!"

"But then again, I'm an enigma."

"I am a magical creature of the wood!"

"What, do I have to spell it out for ya? He was moving on her like the storm-troopers into Poland."

"Wow, Stephie, I knew you liked Mountain Dew, but I didn't know you liked it THAT MUCH!"
(Muffled) "Just shut up."

"Sir. Sir! You can't bring your knife on board the plane."

"You're not still thinking about this afternoon, are you?"
"What the grilled cheese? Naw, they always burn the toast."

"Now for the Feature Presentation!"
(LOUD Burp)
"Nice, Lizzy."

"Hi, I'm Lizzy. I've come for the ham."

"You're returning used fruit?"
"Jerry, this peach is subpar."

"Do you think you'd get fired if you worked in a Pepsi factory and drank Coke?"

"Okay, here it is; 300,000 pesatas."
"The total comes to 2 dollars and 33 cents."
"God-damn it!"

"Have you ever, you know... Faked it?"
"Yeah, sometimes."
"Really, like when?"
"You know, if it's enough already, and I just wanna get some sleep."

"If your name was William and you were in the army, wouldn't you get nervous if they said 'Fire at will!'?"

"For the record, yeah, I knew that was your nose."

"I win."
"God-damn it!"

"My God! Everything that dude says is a sexual innuendo!"

"This was the best weekend ever; I got to go to a Lightning game!"
"And that would normally be the point in time that you would get slapped."

“Mike? Am I gay?”
“You mean when you’re not drunk?”

"How do you solve a problem like Maria..."
"I don't give a damn."

"It's okay. I'm half-retarded. Just talk slow and don't look me right in the eyes and you should be fine."

"Holly is SUCH a whore... AND YOU KNOW IT!"

"Well he's from the impressionist school, you know like Monet, Manet, Tippy-Tippy-Day-Day."

"It's a gold atom, Michael; A GOLD ATOM!"

"Nice work Smurf-y."

"I are learn-ed!"

"Words go together not well so."

'Let me say thank you so very much for the image of Saddler kissing Leon. That didn't just put a damper on my libido, it beat it to death. Now I'm having a hell of a time writing the AshleyxLeon love scenes in my next chapter of Tenenbrae. I'm going to have to go look at some porn or something, because your last chapter was a definitive antiboner.'
"Caleb Nova, you are my new hero."

"It's not easy, but easy doesn't enter into grown-up life."


"Karma's a BITCH!"

"I'm like, 'yo, my family, bitches.' that's a great picture."

"We look like theMafia, don't we?" "If we were the Mafia, we wouldn't be smiling." "Sure we would." "I worry about you." (sarcastic) "Me...why?"

"If I don't kill someone with a nail file or a spoon by the end of this'll be a miracle."

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The Hanging Rose by Hades the Facile reviews
A mass breakout of hangings ensues London and the team of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson become quickly involved. Meanwhile, Watson starts having feeling for a certain colleague of his. RATED M for later chapters. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,315 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
A New Year's Resolution by Ethanamide reviews
Set after S3E3, inevitable Series 3 Spoilers. There is a New Year's Eve party at the Holmes' house; scheming and party games ensue. Sherlock looks to keep those who he cares about safe from a disturbing threat. "Are you sure you want to do this? Things change when you become involved." [Sherlolly]
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,945 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.
And I Will Wait by portmanelena reviews
Sherlock struggles to hide the truth and John realises too late that sometimes there is nothing you can do. Sometimes we are faced with a choice in which no matter what we do, the means never justify the ends. (Warnings for drug use, language, dark themes)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Awakening by TwilightWakerofTime reviews
According to this old woman, I have to travel across the Surface – which before now I hadn't even known was real – pray at these Goddess Statues, and avoid getting myself killed. I'd pray to the goddess for help... but apparently I AM the goddess...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,465 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Zelda, Link] Impa
The Brain and the Heart by Striders-Girl89 reviews
Follows John Watson as he and Sherlock Holmes are pushed to new limits with new twist and turns that will shock. Set before events of The Reichenbach Falls. There will be some violence and blood, especially in later episodes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,145 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty
Rebels by zeldafan45 reviews
What would happen if Link had lost the fight with Demise? Do you think he would give up? or would he rebel against his rule? Ghirahim and Link. Yaoi in future chapters. Torture. Currently being edited. Not abandoned! Chapter 5 has been updated june 11, 2013. Look at profile to see anything related to the story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,651 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Link, Ghirahim, Demise
The Last Place You'd Look by theorclair reviews
An abuse case turns into an investigation where Sherlock, John, and all of Scotland Yard will learn stunning things about Sherlock's past and will change the relationship between him and John forever. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 139,069 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 10/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sentenced by SarahKnight reviews
Virtual series 4 opener. Sherlock's in prison being targeted by a murderer, John's married to a pregnant assassin and Moriarty's back. Eventual JOHN/SHERLOCK.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,777 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mary M., J. Moriarty - Complete
All is Fair in Love and War by Emari-chan reviews
A BBC Sherlock/John fanfiction. Moriarty is back, and everyone knows it. A tragedy strikes the Watson household. Dozens of little crimes pop up all over London. A Minister of Parliament vanishes. What does it all mean? And meanwhile, England's favorite flatmates are forced to re-evaluate the extent of their live-in relationship. Johnlock slash. Some John/Mary at the beginning.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
I Owe You by TC591 reviews
Sherlock's bored. Very bored. Lestrade calls on Sherlock for help again. Not exactly canon. M for language and mentions of suicide attempts. Covers Series 1 & 2. I do not own Sherlock. That honour goes to Arthur Conan Doyle, Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss. NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED. [Previously named "Soldier On, John", in case there is any confusion.] [Finished] Sequel now up!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
All These Things That I've Done by TonySnark729 reviews
There are things that Sherlock is having difficulty confessing to John, but only because he's terrified of scaring away the only other person in his life that has ever truly meant anything to him. M for language, violence, self-destructive behaviors and other possibly triggery things. READ/REVIEW! *JohnLock*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,144 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by Edhla reviews
Physically and emotionally shattered after a case goes wrong, Sherlock agrees to take John and Lestrade to investigate a "haunted house" on the Essex border. Meanwhile, Molly uncovers a shocking scandal at Barts. *Season 3 AU*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,896 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
Back to Baker Street, Sherlock Holmes by TC591 reviews
Mycroft's had enough & needs Sherlock to come back. But how will everyone react to Sherlock's revival and Mycroft's deceit? Sequel to "I Owe You" (prob need to read first). Follows Series 3 episode by episode. Rated M for drug use. I do not own Sherlock. That honour goes to Arthur Conan Doyle, Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss. NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED. [Finished]
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,899 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Unplanned Consequences by MeikoSakine reviews
-COMPLETE- Zelda loves Link. Link loves Zelda. I's just them two, nothing else. But after a night of pure happiness, could everything change for our favorite two lovers? (Part one of the Unplanned trilogy)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 90,010 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Wayward Sword by Flying.Penguin.97 reviews
Sequeal to Tainted Tale. With Ghirahim safley stowed in the heros sword Zelda, Link and an unwilling Ghirahim seek out the triforce to get rid of Deminse once and for all. But nothing is ever easy is it? Especially with these three. Please R&R! :
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,269 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Link, Ghirahim
Merciless by the spoon raven reviews
this fic is bad and outdated do not read it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,345 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Finally by Kibasgirltsumi reviews
Set after Skyward Sword. Link and Zelda now must decide what their relationship is, and what remains of their destinies to fulfill. But even though Demise is sealed, darkness still thrives, and Link may not be strong enough to defeat it on his own.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 183,278 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Higher You Fly, The Harder You Fall by Pasta Alfredo reviews
With each passing day, Zelda grows more addicted to Link. With each passing day, Link looses more interest in Zelda. Or does he really? Could it be that the eyes can be decieving sometimes? Find out that things are not always what they seem...I Dare You!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Link, Zelda
Thread of Fate by UsamiAkihiko reviews
On his journey to save his best friend, Link meets Ghirahim, a sadistic demon lord with a theatrical flair. But Link finds himself entwined in a twisted thread of fate as he is broken down in humiliating ways by this newfound enemy. Ghirahim x Link, YAOI
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,398 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
My Zelda by Kayla Maybe reviews
Link and Zelda begin their new lives on the surface, all the while discovering how much in love they are. Chapter 4 up!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Link, Zelda
Twisted Destiny by TeaIntoStories reviews
A long, twisted story about the relationship of a young pair, and how one simple change could mean so very much. What if, say, one young man was, indeed, not chosen by the Goddess? Could he still be the hero everyone needs? Or just a man one girl needs?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,473 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Link, Zelda
Forbidden Love by Skychild15 reviews
As Link sets out on his fateful quest to save his stolen friend, he encounters trials that test his courage, strength, and endurance. But when he meets the demon lord Ghirahim, the tables turn, forcing Link onto a whole new adventure. Yaoi, no hating!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,315 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Link, Ghirahim
The Hero Has Died by maryxrawr reviews
Only a year after the events of Skyward Sword, Zelda is forced to live as a prisoner of the Gerudo Desert when a new evil, Ganon has killed Link before her eyes. LinkxZelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Zelda, Link
Tainted Tale by Flying.Penguin.97 reviews
Ghirahim was furious at Link after their last encounter in Lanayru and is determined to punish him as well as get the information he needs from him, and when the opportunity to convert Link onto his side arises he can't resist taking it. Currently being reviewed!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,627 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
Legend of Zelda:Skyward Chronicles by CatastrophicChris reviews
Link and Zelda are already a couple. Find out what happens when they are on the journey of Skyward Sword together! rated M for a reason! not for the young at heart! Beta is MagicallyMade. Will be updating old chapters as well as new ones as well :
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,617 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Zelda, Link
Afterwards by yutsu21 reviews
What does happen after Zelda asks Link that question, where does the story go from there? ZeLink Fluff and Stuff.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,363 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Skyward Sword: The rest of our lives by Kisdota-The Freak Gamer reviews
Spoilers for the Game! The memories of her life were troubling, the memories of her greatest enemy were troubling, and the memories of her life before were controling. Life for the two after the battle is over and done. M for later chapters.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,970 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Ten Times I Knew I Loved You by Life Is A Highway66 reviews
After a lifetime together and one question that was never answered, Link finds the courage to tell Zelda the truth... Story is better than summary, promise! LINKxZELDA
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Of Games and Dragons by Queenie Z reviews
Link and Zelda get romantic in front of the Ancient Cistern. Surely, no one could possibly be watching them... could they? Skyward Sword. Link x Zelda. Sexual content.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Land Known As Hyrule by SkywardSwordSong reviews
Skyward Sword based. Link and Zelda decide to stay on the surface. A legend of it's own. Rated M for later chapters.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Link, Zelda
Promises by RLS reviews
Takes place right after Skyward Sword. Link and Zelda return to Skyloft and make up for lost time. Don't just read, review too!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Mission: Almost Impossible by TheGypsyWitchProject reviews
Leon and Krauser are the best agents President Graham has had in years, but he sends them on the most mundane missions you could imagine.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,890 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 5/15/2005
RE4: Wake Up by Lukyirish12 reviews
LeonAshley: Home at last, Leon starts his job of protecting the First Daughter but can he see beyond his tormented past, separating duty and passion, enough to save her from everything but himself? Can he save her from her dreams..? Please Enjoy! R&R
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,034 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Ashley G., Leon S. K.
To Save The Misfit by Kakarots-Frying-Pan reviews
OrphenMajic, AU Orphen is traveling with Cleao and Majic is not what he seems
Sorceror Stabber Orphen - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/30/2003
RE4: Resilient Strengths by Lukyirish12 reviews
AshleyLeon: COMPLETE: To escape, she must be stronger. To succeed in the mission, he must be resilient. Together they will learn the true meaning of strength and companionship. Can love triumph against all odds? See new story "Wake Up" for continuation...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,887 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
Resident Evil 4 : The Hidden Endings by Asellus reviews
Have you ever wondered, What if Leon was gay? Or What if Ada died, again? Well I did, and now you will know. Warning This might contain some spoilers!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 8/11/2005
Tenebrae by Caleb Nova reviews
RE4 - In this heart of darkness, two lights collide.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,536 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 6/17/2005 - [Leon S. K., Ashley G.] - Complete
How To Raise a Plaga by Snow Puff reviews
Life has never been fair, especially if you're willing to join a cult with a crazy leader who's hellbent on injecting everyone he sees with an ancient parasite. Last chapter up!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
How long is the night? by deathbyhugs reviews
After resident evil 4: Returning home wasn't what they expected. Disaster had struck at the worst possible place. A new virus has sprung up and the world has gone chaotic. Where can they run and who can they go to for help? [COMPLETE]
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,207 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
It Ain't Over by Scarbie reviews
You're never safe, especially in the middle of a large body of water riding on a Jet Ski. Spoilers for the ending to RE4.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
Resident Evil 4 – To Live Is To Die by EvaXephon reviews
The story of Resident Evil 4, told with a few added twists.Update: Chapter 6 Up.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,029 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005
Indelible Sin by pseudonym reviews
The only way to be free from the past is to look onwards and forgive yourself. How does one go about doing such a thing? Sometimes, the answer is staring you right in the face. All you have to do is embrace it. • ShuichiEiri •
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y.
Like Fire and Ice by Eladard Kikur reviews
When Eliwood vists an old friend, their sons will form an unlikely friendship.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,295 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 3/13/2004
Time of Your Life by EdenEight reviews
ch24:White Hunters of the Dark!UP!The final chapter has come, watch as it all comes together&the boys find out whether or not they're really ready.All loose ends tied&biggest question is answered-Why is Omi there?.This fic is guaranteed to make you smile.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 267,475 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Ken H., Youji K.
Untitled for now by Kakarots-Frying-Pan reviews
Dark fic, Definitely NOT for kiddies. OrphenMajic eventually
Sorceror Stabber Orphen - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/21/2004 - Published: 9/18/2004
Promise by AnimeLore reviews
Eiri has a promise to keep. (Really bad at summaries... Read and review PLEASE! :-D )
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/1/2004
The Opposite of Gravity by daiyaonna reviews
With Eiri's return from New York, everything seems to be falling back into place, but when the unexpected reappearance of Aizawa threatens Shuichi's safety, it take one singer's secret to save them all, but the questions is, what has Ryuichi been hiding?
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,624 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 1/13/2004
Itsumo Haru by luvinuyasha reviews
The debut concert of Bad Luck's new song "In the Moonlight" is tomorrow but suddenly, something's happened to Yuki. Shuichi rushes to find out what it is. Will he make it back in time for the concert? And where's Hiro?
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2004
Fragrance by Yami Arike reviews
Eiri Yuki muses on his relationship and life with Shuichi Shindou. Songfic to Gackt's "Fragrance".
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2004
Fever Dreams by Faby reviews
Shuichi gets sick and Yuki shows his caring side, plus Tohma'll discover how close they are.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2004
Orphen: The New Beginning by Ryuu Kayne reviews
The Tower of Fang is under siege by a mysterious sorcerer named Zain.Recipients in the Tower live in terror by what he will do next.Friends are reunited to thwart Zain's evil plan.but will they stop him in time?
Sorceror Stabber Orphen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,456 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 11/11/2002
Fubuki no Kaen: False Dawn by xan-vallen reviews
A new threat has come to the land of Altea, blessed with years of peace since Marth and Roy's triumphant return. No one knows what this new threat is, only that its greed will destroy everything if it isn't stopped.Sequel to Fubuki no Kaen{warnings inside
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,896 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 9/17/2003
Gift or curse? by devilishtomboy reviews
orphen get into trouble and clonks his head. he looses his memory of everything afterwards and when he gets it back he has powers he didn't have before. He can't even control them! What happens when orphen finds out what's really happening? RR
Sorceror Stabber Orphen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,760 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 4/25/2004
In the closet by Kanashimi Ame reviews
In the Melee competitions, something strange is going on. Slowly the fighters are disappearing, and only Marth, Roy, Link, and Young Link can figure this out because, well they're the only ones still there. R&R
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004
Marth's Bad Day by Eladard Kikur reviews
Heck breaks loose in the Smash Mansion as a certain prince wakes up in a VERY foul mood!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004
Chaos Night by Soran reviews
Samus is actually an Evil version of Roy. He has two things he's after, Roy and Young Link. Will Marth and Link be able to stop the evil Roy? RM & Y.LL
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004
Into the Light by Tex-chan reviews
Badly injured while protecting his companions from a magical creature the Heavenly Ones sealed away centuries ago, Orphen has no choice but to call on Childman for assistance and protection. Will his former master come to his aid?
Sorceror Stabber Orphen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,961 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Complete
The Worst Fighter by vanillafire reviews
UPDATED - now a Roy and Marth lemon. Slightly cheesy PWP goodness. :D
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003
Like Honey by Moiras reviews
Roy, not too fond of Christmas merriment, ignores Marth's subtle comments and hints but when the prince decides to be blunt, he discovers the taste of honey. [Short, one-shot, YaoiShounen-ai]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Complete
Marth and Roy on the High Seas by xan-vallen reviews
A pirate ship. Two cabin boys. One corrupted crew and its captain. Is it possible for Marth and Roy to escape? [non-yaoi, AU, adventure/fantasy]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
My Lil Apprentice by Silvas reviews
Orphen thought that there was nothing in this world precious enough for him to losed, but he was wrong as the missing of his apprentice finally made him realiezed his own feelings. Orhen X Magic, little Cleo X Orphen
Sorceror Stabber Orphen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003
Fubuki no Kaen by xan-vallen reviews
Marth, the exiled heir to the throne of Altea, and Roy, a teenage ex-general, are banished and forced into slavery by the power-hungry Gaimen. How can the two young men survive when their personalities clash?{yaoi, angst, blood, slavery} -completed-
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 91,155 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Complete
Fall and take your title with you by SwordOfBlackRoses reviews
When Marth beats the unbeatable Link, no one sees him as a gay pipsqueak anymore, and even starts catching the eyes of 2 certain princesses...And an evil sorcerer...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,542 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 4/12/2003 - Complete
Restoration by turquoisefox reviews
Marth is showing signs of healing, but something upsets Kyree. Mild shounen-ai.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,818 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 6/7/2002
Fire Against Fire by RikuTanuki reviews
Marth of Altea and Roy of Pharae meet. Ch. 3 is up! Two confused men lost in the middle of no where (Yaoi/slash, violence)
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2002 - Published: 12/2/2002
Swords by lost fyre reviews
Marth and Roy duel for the thousandth time in their Melee lives, but when Marth defeats Roy, the red-haired teen reveals something he vowed to tell Marth if he lost... What is it? [yaoi]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2002
KA-BOOM! by Kanashimi Ame reviews
Poor Roy he didn't know they let the dummies out today.......R&R!!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2002
Resident Evil 4: When Heaven and Hell Collide reviews
When Agent Leon Kennedy is reassigned to protect the President's daughter, is he in over his head? What will happen when he discovers that they could be forever enslaved by a madman? LeonXAshley. Chapter 12 up!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,491 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Leon S. K., Ashley G.